A/N: Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon.
Chapter 8:
Da next mornin Vui woke up.
"I've gotta smoke up shiznit from dat Xatu thang... I know I bet Skitty will wanna come, he loves me goin ta dungeons wit him,"
5 minutes lata Skitty woke ta a explosion
"What was that?"
"I used shadow bizzle ta wake you up, you like it?"
"Vui I swear ta god I'ma drown you up in tha ocean!"
"But then we won't be able ta rescue thangs?"
"Straight-Up I hit you wit a thugged-out dirtnap threat n' all you be thinkin bout is rescuin thangs... you so dam stupid!" Vui started ta cry hearin that.
"Oh pimped out she hustled fake tears as well"
"I thought you was mah fwend!"
"Vui-"
"Wah!"
"Vui-!"
"Wah!"
"Vui! I-"
"WAH!"
"VUI!"
"WAH!"
"VUI I'M SORRY!"
"*sniff* Fo' realz?"
"Yeah, whatever.
"Yay!"
"Yay!" Came a second voice no one had noticed yet.
"Yo ass shut tha fuck up Zappy!"
"Yay!"
"I holla'd SHUT UP!"
"La la la la!"
"Shu.. hmm, hey Zappy there be a straight-up dope place called Wild Plains, itz a gangbangin' playa area, you gonna ludd it" Skitty holla'd wit a gangbangin' fake aiiight voice.
"Really, biatch? Will there be playas ta annoy there?"
"Certainly, there be a a gangbangin' funk hoe called Jumpy livin there"
"Woohoo!, Bye muthafuckas!" Zappy ran off fast.
"Thank god time fo' chill"
"But I wanna peep Xatu…"
"No."
"Please,"
"Yo ass aint goin ta stop till I say yeaaaa right?"
"Shiznit muthafucka you smart-ass how tha fuck did you know?"
"'Cause all idiots do that."
"Oka- hey dawwwwg! Is you sayin I'M a idiot?"
"I was yo, but you noticed I was, so you not, so I take it back."
"Ewah?"
"Never mind."
"So now what?"
Skitty grill palmed.
"What?"
"Yo ass pesta me ta go peep Xatu n' when I almost say fo'sho, you forget every last muthafuckin thang dat was goin on!"
"Ewah?"
"Whatever n' shit. Letz go find dat damn Xatu."
They strutted tha fuck into Great Canyon.
"Okay, a freshly smoked up dungeon, now if mah calculations is erect there should be another pokemon right abou..." Skitty was interrupted/
"OH MY GOD AS SOON I GET IN THE DUNGEON I FIND A PHANPY OH!" Vui hollared
"Noooo go away!" Skitty used tackle n' capped tha Phanpy n' it came back
"Oh wow so phat n' thugged-out, please let me join yo slick ass?"
"Sure!" Vui hollared
"I meant tha Skitty is thugged-out yo, but at least I be in, yay, I git ta travel wit tha dunkadelic Skitty" tha Phanpy hugged Skitty
"Git off mah dirty ass..."
"Just leave his ass he not tha fuck into girls" Vui holla'd
"I be bout ta ignore that... letz go find yo' pimp tha Xatu" Skitty laughed.
"Letz go Phanpy, or should I say Darmani, yup thatz yo' freshly smoked up name!"
"Ugh."
"What?"
"Yo ass n' yo' wack nicknames is straight-up buggin me!"
"Well you straight-up cool, Skitty, n' I want you ta be horny. Whatz wrong?" Axed Darmani.
"*gasp* I know! Skittyz upset 'cause I give mah playas a nickname n' I aint given his ass one yet!" Exclaimed Vui.
"Yeah! Even you have one. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Skitty must feel left out!" Agreed Darmani.
"Fuck dat shit, I don't want a nickname, muthafuckas."
"I be bout ta hit you wit one!" Exclaimed Vui.
"I holla'd no! Fuck dat shit, muthafuckas. I couldn't give a fuckin shiznit bout wack-ass nicknames.
"I know! How tha fuck bout we call you Pinky!" Exclaimed Darmani.
"Sick try yo, but I be tha nickname maker here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. We can call his ass Pinky yo, but only until I be thinkin of suttin' else."
"Okay!"
"NO! Guys, don't call me Pinky. I be a funky-ass pimp dawwwwg! I don't like dat shit. I don't want ANY nickname. Letz just forget dat shit."
They reached tha top of tha Great Canyon.
"Yo Skitty do you be thinkin thatz Xatu over there?" Vui asked
"Yup thatz Xatu yo, but why is da perved-out muthafucka starin all up in tha sun?" Darmani pointed out.
"Dat punk gonna git eye cancer if her keep bustin that" Skitty laughed
"Maybe one of mah thugs should git his thugged-out attention?" Darmani asked
"Ooh, I know!" Exclaimed Vui.
Vui whispered suttin' ta Darmani.
"Well, aiiight."
Darmani used Earthquake.
"Watch dat shiznit son!" Yelled Skitty.
"Weee!" Exclaimed Zappy, hustlin up.
"Where'd you come from?"
"Home."
Skitty grill palmed (yes, thatz possible ta do on four legs).
"Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck holla'd you could come here, biatch? Yo ass is supposed ta be on stand by!"
"I have four hairy-ass legs so I can't stand up."
Skitty grill palmed again.
"So why'd you come?"
"By mah calculations since Phanpys is straight-up common here, I figured dat tha pokemon dat joins tha crew would be a Phanpy fo' realz. And I also figured dat Xatus is hard ta git tha attention of, so I knew you'd use earthquake. I wanted ta be here fo' dat shiznit son!" Explained Zappy.
"How tha fuck did he figure dat out?" Darmani asked
"Y'know thatz gotta be tha smartest thang dat schmoooove muthafucka has holla'd" Skitty pointed out
Just then Xatu turned around.
"What is you all bustin here?" da perved-out muthafucka holla'd, bein annoyed but still havin a cold-ass lil calm voice
"Please we wanna know something,"
"Yo ass wanna know why you a pokemon when you straight-up a human right?"
"How'd you know?" Axed Vui.
"Um, I just know."
"Did yo dirty ass figure it up tha same way dat Zappy did?"
"No."
"Then how?"
"I've been watchin over dis area fo' muthafuckin years from dis cliff."
"How tha fuck can you peep whatz goin' down from so high up?"
"I be psycho."
"Okay, then! Tell me what tha fuck I be thinking!"
"It don't work dat way."
"Look just answer Vui's question so we can leave!"
"Straight-up well, Vui was once a human, it has been holla'd over muthafuckin years dat a human will one dizzle strutt as a Pokemon n' when dat dizzle comes tha unthinkable shall happen ta dis ghetto, any mo' thangs?"
"Uh no we good" n' thus they all left yo, but what tha fuck they didn't peep was Gengar spyin on dem wild-ass muthafuckas.
"kekeke dis shall be interesting"
