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"Hello I have some troubling news for you…If you experience any itches or swelling of the fingers and toes please come forward during your stay here…We haven't let any press sneak in here and I am sorry to now just say this but we have had an epidemic here in Sweden…My people drop dead after a week of agony…We don't have enough solution or cure for us all and have had deaths even here in the castle…I am sorry…We are locating a plane for you to travel to England where we will still have our daughter pick her husband…if you wish…I am terribly sorry" King Dean announced after dinner, Mom went into hyperactive clean freak on me and right after King Dean finished she hurried me into her room where she started to disinfect me and herself.

"My Gosh! Letting us get infected and then shipping us off why that's…that's wrong!" Mom shouted rubbing her tick solution over my arms. I rolled my eyes and thought about Princess Lynn, Sam was really calm tonight and they even served ham which she didn't scarf down. I think Gibby recognized her but I wasn't sure because he stared at her long and then didn't look at her anymore. I'm pretty sure this guy Adam McCoy thought he had this proposal in the bag, he seemed cool and collected plus he was seated right next to Sam. Though during dinner, he talked the whole time to Sam and when she tried to talk to Julianne beside her Adam kept on talking which meant Sam had to sit still and pay attention to him. I don't see how he could have eaten at all. But I guess you had to be good at talking and taking command to impress a country when Princess Lynn is of rightful age to be Queen.

"Well Princess Lynn seemed awful familiar, don't you think dear?" Mom asked pouring disinfectant on her hands.

"Oh? I hadn't noticed her…"

"You hadn't noticed her? Right I'm supposed to believe that?" Mom laughed looking at my fingers, "With that darling navy blue dress and all the men trying to get a good look at her? Plus you must have seen her before she picked you."

"Oh well I don't know who'd she look like even if I did see her" I answered. There was a knock on the door and Daniel introduced Queen Aimee.

"Well! Queen Aimee! Your Majesty!" Mom screeched bowing her head and pulling mine along with her.

"Hello…Mrs. Benson, I heard you had disinfectant with you and I'd like you to spray my daughter, Princess Lynn" Queen Aimee stepped back and in came Sam with Adam right behind her, talking about how well he did in school. Queen Aimee pulled Adam back out of the room and closed the door behind her, smiling like she was just awarded for Best Dressed.

"Why Princess LYNN! I'm Mrs. Marissa Benson and this is my son, Fredward Benson it's such a pleasure meeting you and your family here in Sweden! It's gorgeous!" Mom curtsied.

"Please call me Lynn. My mother said to disinfect me…Hello Freddie thank you for saving me the other night, pulling me out of those other boys" Sam smiled politely sitting quietly on the bed beside me.

"Hi…Yeah it was no problem" Sam nodded and went on to checking her nails as I watched her tanned legs intertwine at her ankles.

"Where'd you get a tan?" I blurted. I could hardly believe I was saying these things around Sam.

"Mmm I went to…Oh my Gosh, Is Gibby outside with his shirt off? Mrs. Benson I think you should do something right away!" Sam exclaimed jumping from the bed and looking outside. Mom instantly stopped putting her bottles together and ran to the window then handed me a bottle of some blue solution, "Rub this on yourself Freddie! I'll be back!" She ran outside with a blanket in her hand and Sam came back to where she was sitting, flopping on the bed.

"Stop acting like a total loser!" Sam frowned punching me in my arm where I still had that massive bruise she gave me the other day.

"Owww! Sam!" I said rubbing my arm scooting away from her.

"Don't call me that, not here!" Sam or Lynn said again punching my other arm. I groaned in pain and heard Sam laugh a little after a while, "You know I hate that shirt on you right?"

"Yeah I remember" I turned to her body sprawled out on the bed, I faced myself so I wasn't staring at legs but her face and semi-laid down next to her propping my head up by my hand.

"Why'd you where it then? To piss me off?" She asked turning to me.

"Ehh I like the color but yeah mostly for the fun of seeing you mad"

"Thanks!" Sam said sarcastically and flicked my forehead.

"No problemo…Are you gonna tell me now who you are?"

"I am Lynn Puckett of course Princess of Sweden…the only Princess" Sam frowned staring at the ceiling.

"Really, Sam. Tell me the truth"

"Samantha Lynn Puckett…Melanie Lynn Puckett…Two different girls but one job, Melanie she died of this epidemic thing and that's why Mom pushed me at your Mom. Mom, she had a miscarriage after she was told she was going to have ONE girl and so to not disappoint the people she got pregnant really fast with Melanie and I and then she just didn't really think of a smart reason why she had two girls so Mel and I traded jobs for a while until it got too hard to hide one of us…so she took me out to Seattle where I met you and Carly"

"But why?"

"It just seemed easier for them in the beginning I guess they didn't want to be caught lying…I'm not sure…My mom isn't the smartest either"

"Was it hard? To hide from the public?" I asked staring into her beautiful blue eyes. No one could deny that Sam's eyes were some of the prettiest eyes anyone had ever seen, not even Nevel Papperman.

"Yes…that's why Mom hired some nanny and shipped me off to Seattle…I haven't been to Sweden in the last 3 years. How's that for being a Princess?"

"Are you glad to be back?" I asked I could hear Mom screaming at Gibby to put the blanket on his shoulders before he got an insane disease that no one has ever heard of except her.

"Sure…I love my parents and I attended Mel's funeral here in the castle when i got back but..."

"Your mom sounds really nice" I commented. She smiled at the compliment and replied, "Yeah she is...Mom is my role model or at least I think of her in that way, not that I ever try to act like her except when I'm here"

"Right back home, I'm your favorite punching bag"

"Exactly" Sam laughed and slapped my cheek just for effect. She didn't hit me that hard but all the same I reacted like I was just heartbroken. Falling onto the floor which by the way was a huge mistake the floor was hard as concrete so in real agony I groaned in pain rolling around the floor. I heard Sam laughing really hard then it suddenly stopped when I peeked from bed's edge and saw Queen Aimee standing there with papers in her hand.

"Hello...was I interrupting something?" She asked standing there poised. Sam had moved to the edge of the bed with her hands placed on her knees and she shook her head.

"Hi...Queen Aimee" I answered standing up.

"Mr. Fredward Benson I presume"

"Uh yeah Fredward Benson at your service" I bowed an out of the corner of my eye I saw Sam burst into fits of laughter. I watched as Queen Aimee smiled in amusement with Sam almost rolling on the bed cracking up.

"Well I know my daughter has always loved a man who has made her laugh" I smiled and bowed again and watched as Sam struggled to remain upright.


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