AN: Oh about the whole sphere thing that should be revealed in the next chapter

Chapter 8

"Whoo! Off to Luca at last!" I cheered and danced about. Tidus just looked at me and shook his head. For once our roles seemed to have reversed Yuna though seemed to chuckle, which I didn't mind for the time being I mean I wasn't expecting her to double up in laughter, but it did look as if she might. That then sorta made me think that her life must have been rather serious and boring, not that Wakka and Lulu wouldn't have been, but you know priests and people knowing she was the daughter of Braska so she wouldn't have seen funny stuff happening so to see me being mad and insane as I usually am would be hilarious. That seemed rather pathetic and also made me feel sorry for Yuna. Soon after though I realised why she had been chuckling as Tidus went over to her

"Geez she's weird, even I wouldn't do something like that about Luca. At least I'm sane." He added which made Yuna laugh again she'd been laughing at me. Cow! I didn't go and punch her lights out though not that I would have done, I don't have the bottle, and anyway Tidus and the others would make sure I get it. Aww being the bad guy sucks you have no fun and me and GOD love being evil. Oh well I suppose I am nice at heart. I marched up to Tidus.

Vote for insanity you know it makes sense!" I then said quoting the English politician who I do not know the name of but wouldn't mind voting for. I mean a 99p coin would be soo useful seeing as shops have to be annoying and price everything at £…99.

"Cochon." I said to him annoyed that he'd been a meanie. However I also dunno if I wanted to annoy him or what. I guess it was me being random (again) "Oh and Yuna est merde." I grinned knowing he wouldn't understand. I didn't mean it of course I mean it's because of Yuna that git Mika disappears and that's fine with me. However Tidus then frowned.

"Are you looking for a fight?" he then said cockily and angrily

"Come on then." I said. Now if that had been Ben saying that (not that I would have said it about Rikku cos she rocks ) I would have probably said no and said it was a joke, but this was Tidus we're dealing with and he doesn't really seem the tough I'll go and fight alone type, well not when it was me he'd have to fight. I bet he loves me really (not in that way though no thanks.)

Tidus looked at me as I took one of the daggers from my belt and started playing with it (up to the extent that I wouldn't hurt myself.) basically running my fingers up and down the blade grinning evilly. Tidus seemed to follow my fingers up and down the blade nervously.

"Er actually you go and hurt yourself with that." He said shakily and I could see fear in his eyes. I'd probably spooked him into thinking I was some sort of freak who was joyously planning his death, but it was me in evil mode. You'd have to ask Ben or GOD about that. Mwahaha. Tidus seemed to whimper slightly as he walked off.

Yessssss! Ha! Three times ha and a yessssss! Double ha with a hyphen! Prrthd (that was meant to be a raspberry noise but you can't exactly write sounds.) I then went and leant against a post and read once again Angus Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging, which is not as bad a book as it sounds from what the title may suggest why the writer (Louise Rennison) gave it that title I really don't know. Well I actually more flicked through it than actual reading, but it was the book where I go my ha catch phrase from. I must say books like these are not really my cup of tea, but the character sounds mad (like me when I get going only I wouldn't shave off my eyebrows.) the chances of what she would achieve though are pretty slim in my book anyway. The first time reading it, it was funny, the second time made me go over bits I'd missed, but now I was only looking through. I now have a curiosity to learn what quel dommage means. Hmm I wonder how Tidus knew what merde meant anyway. Probably the way I said it. I was actually hoping he would blink at me dumbly like Marina Aquamarina. I had never even heard of her until reading ATaFFS but it seemed a good comparison as any seeing as she and Tidus both blink dumbly practically 24/7 and they are both blonde.

Okay not much is really happening now and I am B-O-R-E-D. Plus I'm beginning to get a bit seasick which isn't helping. I have a headache, no nice. It's rather dark now actually. Tidus is nowhere in sight, actually that's probably a good thing. I bet he's staring at Yuna wishing he could kiss her (poor her he he.) No wait it'll be the Lulu and Wakka bit about Tidus and Jecht. Wait I can get my iPod out now because it's dark he he.

For a second The Imperial March blasted over the boat. Damnation and merde! I quickly changed to headphones and listened to The Battle of Hoth, quietly though so I could hear Lulu and Wakka, I think I'd actually forgotten how that conversation went.

"Well? Say something. You'll take responsibility?"

"Relax! He's bound to know someone in Luca."

"And if not?"

"He could always join a blitz team. Anyhow, it's better than just leaving him in Besaid!"

"What? Just leaving him in Luca?"

"What do you want me to do?"

"Yuna wants to make him a guardian and what about Rachel?"

"Who?"

"Lenne you idiot."

"Oh yeah, geez... There's that too, eh?"

"And whose fault is that?"

"Not mine! It is mine, huh? Well you know about Lenne as we all do, the Maesters will need her in Bevelle. Hmm why do you think Yuna wants to make Tidus a guardian, anyway?"

"Because he's Sir Jecht's son."

"Oh, right. Wait, you sure 'bout that? He's really Sir Jecht's son?"

"It's hard to say, but Yuna seems to believe so."

"Okay."

"'Okay?' 'Okay?' That's all you have to say?"

"Well, yeah, I mean...He's gotta decide for himself, ya? Well, him and Yuna, I guess."

"You're right, for once."

"Ahem!"

"I wonder which is best... about Rachel I agree that we should make her a guardian, she would be a great strength to us all I think. Well why don't you tell them they should?"

"Should what?"

"Become Yuna's guardians."

"Why me?"

"Because Yuna can't."

"Why not?"

"He hates his father--what he was, what he did. Do you really think she can possibly say to him...'I want you to be my guardian, like your father was to mine?' Besides Yuna made it clear in Killika that shedoesn't want Rachel to be her guardian anyway. Plus I get the feeling that Rachel doesn't like Yuna very much don't ask me why. Would it be practical to say 'The others say I should take you for a guardian but I don't know how I feel about it. Would you be my guardian anyway even though I do not want you as one.'"

"Aren't you being over-sensitive?"

Lulusighed

"All right, all right. I'll try talking to them after the tournament."

"Be discreet."

"I know. It's their decision. He doesn't like his father?"

"Apparently. He told Yuna as much."

"Hating your own father, huh? Sounds like a luxury to me. I don't even remember my parents. Can't say how I feel about 'em."

"I...I was five then, so I remember mine a little."

"Dammit! Sin just takes everything away from us."

"Good our first catch of the day. Stand by ion control, fire. The first transport is away, the first transport is away. Feeling all right sir? Just like new Dak how about you? Right now I feel I could take on The Empire myself. I see what you mean."

"What the hell?"

"Merde! Tidus don't do that?" I nearly jumped on to the top deck with Lu and Wakka.

"What does that mean anyway?"

"Oh merde it means s…." I whispered it in his ear. He then realised

"Hey! You called Yuna that. You're really mean."

"It was a joke anyway I knew it would annoy you."

"Do you like to annoy me or something?"

"Well no how long did it take you to work that out (!) Anyway it's fun to see you reaction, you look so funny when you're pissed off." I laughed, remembering how I'd nearly wet myself in the False Vows scene at his face and Yuna's huh noise.

"Come on admit it," he then said, "We both know what you mean by that."

"Eww." I wrinkled my face in disgust, understanding what that meant. Tidus grinned, I knew he was joking, but the thought.

"Anyway, what was with the funny talking before?"

"Okay I'm going in."

"Huh?"

"Rogue group use your harpoons and tow cables, go for the legs it might be our only chance of stopping them." I then paused for an interval, "Good shot Jansen." Tidus was beginning to get annoyed, as I can assume most people would at my continuing Star Wars talking. My friend Hannah wants to leave the room every time Tierney and me talk about it, even Sam who is a SW fanatic gets annoyed when I do Trade Federation quote, no matter how good a Nute Gunray or Queen Amidala I do.

"Will you stop that." He asked

"Maybe." (insert grin), "Cable out let her go." Tidus looked as if he would slaughter me. That's the only set back about me. I don't know when to quit. Well I quit it now.

I know I'm sad but I have a photographic memory when it comes to lines. I only wish my short term memory was that good. Plus if you couldn't tell already with the Yoda speak I love SW Star Wars and FF my two fave things (if you hadn't guessed.). Tidus then decided that I was boring him and probably went to find Yuna. (Run Yuna run! He he joke.) I decided that there wasn't much more I could do up here so I went down to the cabin. I then tried climbing into a hammock. That did not work. I got my leg in and couldn't get the other in therefore sprawling on the floor on leg in. I tried jumping my whole body and rolling onto it. That sort of worked only I rolled off the other side. In the end I just took the floor using my back pack as a pillow.

"Yes Lord Vader I've reached the main facility the shield will be down in moments you…may…(yawn) start… your landin…zzzzzzz

I woke up the next day to first see Lulu standing by me. It looked as if she'd just woken up too. The next thing I was aware of was voices they seemed to be coming from…oh no! As I opened the door it seemed that the whole of the SS Winno or I suppose in my case the HMS Winno, though Spira has no monarch. Thinking about it though we don't really seeing as we have prats like Tony Blair running the country. God I don't get or even like polotics and yet I'm talking about them. Sam says I could be a politician and I dunno where the hell he got that idea. Anyway people crowded round me as if I was a celebrity.

"Ahh oof!" I suddenly went as if I'd opened a door with a wall of water behind it the people swamped me. Everyone was talking at once I couldn't hear a bloody thing.

"Shut up!" I tried to shout but no on could hear me. Then I had a brainwave I took out my mic (bet you'd all forgotten about that.)

"Uh guys?" I said down the mic hey it worked, "Could you give us a bit of room please."

The crowd parted like the Red Sea. I hastily ran through the gap an up the stairs. It took them all a while to realise that I'd gone before giving pursuit.

"Stampede!" I had to call. Poor celebrities.

Next thing I knew someone had grabbed my hand and dragged me under the stairs leading to the upper deck. I panted a it before looking to thank my rescuer. Ugh! Double Ugh! Merde. It was Bickson I decided I'd rather face the crowd. He knew what I was going to do and blocked me and backed me up against the wall. I decided not to move as it would probably, no definitely give him the wrong impression.

"It'll cost you for that rescue." He grinned his hands either side of me leaning in closer.

"Er I don't have any money, er gil." Though I knew what he meant, "And besides I didn't ask to be rescued. I'm not a stupid girly wirly."

"I wasn't thinking of that and anyway I don't like stupid girly wirly's."

He then kissed me on the cheek. I decided not to move I acted as if I'd been petrified, then he went for my neck. My face went into all sorts of disgusted looks and I tried to wriggle away. However he pushed my hands to the wall. I would have backed away but you know, problem. Suddenly I got one hand free I grabbed his left arm with one hand and the other his shoulder (once Bickson hand let it free after he put his hands round my waist. Totally gross!) However I had a trick. I kneed him in the stomach. He backed away quickly doubled up. Yes faithful martial arts save the day again. I tried to run but Bickson wouldn't let me go that easily he grabbed my arm and tried to pull me back. I then used volume.

"HELP!"

No one came though, come on I'd even the whole of the SS Winno came than be stuck here but I had to take matters into my own hands. I wasn't going to be his weekly bitch or any of Bicksons girlfriends. I took some of that ketchup coloured hair and tugged. He persistently yanked my arm and the harder he pulled the harder I pulled. I looked at him and Bickson was trying not to scream. He eventually let go with a 'shit f-in bastard' when I'd yanked a chunk out. Letting go caused me to fall over. I then picked myself up and then ran.

Tidus who was coming round as I was running was startled as I crashed into him. He looked at the piece of hair in my hand (my trophy.) and at something else.

"Ugh Lenne you're gross. When I was calling Bickson your lover boy I wasn't being serious. Look."

He pointed over the side. My reflection showed a massive love bite on my neck.

"The bastard where is he I'll kill him!" Tidus was ready to hold me back I think if I was going to try anything. "Look it's a bruise right." I told him and he nodded. For once I wasn't annoyed or laughing at the pure stupidity of him. Maybe there's more to him than that. (And no I still do not like him in that way.)

"Come on what can we do to take your mind off this?" he asked

My answer would have been pizza, popcorn and a movie (Star Wars, The Matrix, The Last Samurai, House of Flying Daggers or something similar.) but obviously I practically knew SW backwards and that's not what Tidus was thinking of. This was Spira I suppose there's a limited amount of things you can do without machina. We both then saw Bickson, still skulking around. Doesn't he ever learn. Oh merde I bet now he thinks I'm playing hard to get. Crap. Tidus then followed me into sidling over to Kimarhi. Bickson decided to back off then but not before grinning at the 'bruise' he'd given me. Grr the smelly son of a turd I'll kill him. No I'll slaughter him. Then with no one watching I tried to forget about him by getting my iPod out and put Rikku's Theme from X2 on. Although it was on headphones Tidus was sitting next to me and could hear it. He started moving his head along to the beat. For some reason I changed the headphones to speakers and the music went around the boat and people began to clap to the beat. Tidus then stood up deciding to dance but not without yanking me up with him. Soon Tidus and me were whooping and getting into it and even Lulu and Kimarhi seemed to be enjoying themselves. Wakka was just as mad as we were, thankfully he hadn't seen the iPod. I was better at dancing than Tidus and Wakka but it was fun all the same.

"The totally immature patrol." I heard Lulu mutter amused.

"Aha you bet." I said grinning and Lulu smiled back.

After the dancing I felt much better Bickson had buggered off thank the Lord and we were coming up to Luca. It was amazing the hot air balloons and all the people. This wasn't the poky Luca with about 6 people in you get on the game this was the true Luca the FMV one full of crowd, noise and colour. The boat docked and everyone started to get off waving and smiling at me. I waved half heartedly back though I didn't know any of them. I couldn't see why it was me. I mean Brie had been the Messiah but I was nothing. I leaned over the edge of the boat my Wales sized love bite was still there. Then I looked closer. My hair was darker, it had lost it's blondeness. Yes highlights have grown out was what I thought at the time. I then smoothed my hair through it. Hey up it was down to my waist, okay weird my hair had grown quick. Oh well I didn't care.

"Kimi no kotoba wa. Yume no yasashisaka na." I muttered better known to everyone else as 'I know that you're hiding things using gentle words to shelter me.' God I was so hot I was sweating it's too hot. 35 degrees Celsius! Noooo to hot. I then looked at the water. The cool clean glistening water. Okay it's cooler than this heat so I'm there. Pulling on my goggles I dived over the edge of the SS Winno. I swam round the water was relieving the heat. Okay it wasn't as cold as I'd expected but I didn't really care, at least it wasn't as cold as Baaj temple had been which was like the Atlantic on our side. All sorts of coral adorned the seabed and I swam down for a closer look. It was restful under there, my love of swimming had come back. I saw a shadow and looking up the bottom of a boat passed over my head. I swam around for about a minute more, when I thought. The others would probably wonder where I was, well I was assuming, I did actually seem to becoming a permanent fixture with them, well I dunno bout Kimarhi as he didn't say much and I hadn't spoken to Yuna well at all really apart from Besaid. I looked round for a dock. I soon found one with what I thought was the SS Winno. I swam upwards and burst through the surface of the water. Though Spiran water was breathable it was nice to come back up. Then I came face to face with people I didn't know and on my right. None other than Seymour himself.

"Hey up?" I said confused

"Al Bhed!" someone exclaimed and I saw a bright orange quiff move through the crowd. Wakka.

The guards immediately pulled up their rifles and pointed them at me.

Oh God think fast Rach or you're gonna get shot.

I decided then to bob back under looking like a fiend had grabbed my leg. I struggled underwater trying to make it convincing. I pulled my goggles off my face and then I had an idea. That would show them. Shutting my eyes I did a mushroom float. I heard a few gasps though I still remained motionless.

Suddenly I felt hands round my waist pulling me out of the water. My eyes and mouth opened letting in water in surprise. I quickly shut them again even though it's not the nicest feeling having a mouth full of water.

"It's Lenne!" Wakka exclaimed and people gasped. Sheep. Hey they thought I was dead. Hello I'm breathing. God (would roll eyes if I could.)

"Is this?" I heard a voice, Seymour. It was rather loud as if I was standing right next to him. I was still in the person's arms all floppy. They then decided to put me on the floor.

"Stand aside I know what to do."

I opened one eye slightly to see what was happening. Tidus was coming towards me. I saw Wakka. He looked as if he'd wet himself.

"I shouldn't have left her alone." He muttered.

I tried not to laugh at his face. I then saw Tidus was doing something with his hands. He squatted down beside me. Then it clicked. I made the water go out my mouth spouting it at Tidus. He fell down on his ass and backed away his face dripping.

"Not Tidus you are not doing your so-called CPR on me again!" I exclaimed. I kicked him in the leg by accident as well which when he'd got up made him hop around like and idiot. I laughed at the display and even Seymour seemed amused. Tidus then stopped and shook his head. The water disappeared and he was bone dry. I looked at me. Typical clothes bone dry (cos they're Spiran no doubt.) and the rest of me soaking still sitting on the dock. As I looked round the dock at the other people I caught the eye of the giant (at the moment) and rather cute Seymour. He was also FMVied apart from his hair was sort of in between the two colour blues. So it wasn't that bright blue but it wasn't the dark blue either. Kinda in between. As I looked at him a big drip well dripped off the end of my nose. Great I had to look like a completer prune in front of him. I mean even if he wasn't my favourite character I still wouldn't want to look stupid and pathetic in front of the bad guy. My hair had gone wavy and was dripping also. Oh poo. Oh well I'll have to make do. I tried to stand up but trod on some of my dress and slipped down onto my ass again. Tidus now was shaking laughing I could hear him.

"Stupid bloody thing" I soon found out I muttered a bit to loudly as people were gasping again. Seymour then offered me his right hand. I am being specific as his right hand is Guado and the other is human. I should know I've watched False Vows enough times.

"Ta err thanks." Was all I said as he pulled me up. I was trying to not make an even bigger fool of myself.

As soon I was up I started shaking my head. As my hair was longer the water went further. Mika backed away. Good I hope I got him very wet. I then combed through it. Good I was sorted. I went over and stood beside Yuna Seymour looked between us both looking slightly bemused. Mika and the crowd then decided to continue their 'ceremony' much to my disappointment.

"I present to you the son of Maester Jyscal who departed for the Farplane a fortnight past. As some of you know he has already been ordained a Maester of Yevon."

"Damn Seymour hasn't done his speech yet." I said quietly

"How do you know that is Maester Seymour? We have only found out just now." (Insert gasp), "The rumours must be true." A random Yevonite randomly said

I ignored him and just watched, well there wasn't much else I could do.

"I am Seymour Guado, I am happy to receive the title of Maester." We both chorused. I of course was muttering to Tidus but somehow he heard me. Damn that Guado has good hearing.

"I apologise is there something you would like to say my lady?" Seymour sounded a bit miffed that he had been interupted.

"Who me?" I asked dumbly I had never been called 'lady' before.

"Well that is why I am looking at you and doing something which involves sound coming out of my mouth and moving my lips called talking." I saw a look of amusement on his face.

To his surprise though I chuckled with a big grin. He'd outsmarted me and done it sarcastically but I'd found it funny. Like the time if Ben asked me if I would pay with cash cheque or credit card I had sounded shocked but it had been funny. Besides I would want to see the look on his face when I said.

"Why yes there is." I cleared my throat, "In life my father Jyscal tried to establish friendship between man and guado. I vow to continue on his legacy and fulfil my duty as Maester to the best of my abilities."

An evil grin spread across my face as I finished. Although Seymour tried to keep himself composed I could tell he wanted to say something like 'how the hell did you know?' He must have prepared his speech to win over the people. I remember the first time I'd seen him, he hadn't fooled me. Part of me wondered if he'd ever wanted to become a Maester. God as soon as I thought of that a Yu-Gi-Oh episode randomly flashed into my head, the Marik episode.

"Odion! I don't wanna be a tombkeeper!"

The Maester's expression then changed to an impressed smile.

"It is true." He then said.

"'Course it's true your Maestership." Wakka suddenly said. Maestership could he be any sadder? "A prophet of Yevon has heard our prayers."

"Prophet ooo where?" I looked around this was different and could be interesting. Seymour chuckled.

"Lenne admit it we all know your secret ya." Wakka said

"Yeah." Tidus agreed, wait he was agreeing! "I mean you knew your way round Besaid and basically all of Spira without having ever set foot here before, you read my mind, you knew Sin was coming on the boat, you come from a place no one has ever heard of and." He then reached into my bag. "You have these." He pulled out my iPod and video camera.

"Machina!" Wakka exclaimed

"Ha see I'm no prophet Tidus." Tidus was beginning to blush

"Well this isn't like any machina I've ever seen." Seymour admitted.

"It's not machina either. It's an iPod and video camera. The camera is like a sphere camera see." I showed them the screen and rewinded. People crowded round as the last bit of video I'd taken (I think the Sin coming out from the water bit.) was seen. People nodded in agreement with me. "There machinery you know electric stuff whatever."

"How does this thing work anyway?" Tidus wondered shaking and fiddling with the iPod.

"Let go of that it's expensive!" I almost screamed at him.

To make the day even better Bickson and the other Luca losers were watching. Tidus fumbled about with the iPod and I was ready to take any means necessary to get it off him. Until I heard it.

"What can I do for you?"

"Dance!" Bickson chanted who was joined by the other Losers and eventually everyone else on the dock. 'Dance!' or 'Sing!' they cried I put my hand over my face holding my wrist with the other hand. Accidentally I pushed the purple stone on my bracelet.

I'll never hear the end of this if I don't do it.

So I pulled my mic out. I noticed my purple stone had a blue light encircling it as did the line that joined the two stones together. Spheres with stars in floated to my feet and then took off towards the sky. I dropped my mic pulled out my scimitar drew it across my face which was new and stuck it in the dock bits of wood blew up around me then glittering light came over me and changed my dress to long multicoloured pink yellow and orange earrings a blue sleeveless top with light blue frills, which had an upside down v shape at the bottom of it. One of the frills came right down to and over my black skirt, tiny black skirt and on my feet were knee length tan boots. When I'd changed the area around me went dark and red laser lights came behind me. I picked up my mic pointed my toe drew a circle around me with it. Then I hoped taking my shin to the level of my knee and my foot pointing outwards almost like a triangle. I looked at my appearance at the end then at my bracelet. Of course the Unerring Path Garment Grid, I could have slapped myself why didn't I see it before. God I can be so ignorant when it comes to things like that. Obeying the crowds chants I started.

#Far beyond the hazy borders of my heart
I could see a place it's something like this
Every now and then I don't know what to do
Still I know that I can never go back

But the things I've seen in those hazy dreams
Can't compare with what I'm seeing now
Everything's so different
That it brings me to my knees

And though I know the world of real Emotion has surrounded me
I won't give into it
Now I know that forward is the only way my heart can go
I hear your voice calling out to me: 'You'll never be alone'

What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
I can hear you

And if I find the real world of emotion has surrounded me
And I can't go on
You are there the moment that I close my eyes to comfort me
We are connected for all of time
I'll never be alone

And though I know the world of real Emotion has surrounded me
I won't give into it
Now I know that forward is the only way my heart can go
I hear your voice calling out to me: 'You'll never be alone'

What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
I can hear you
I can hear you!#

The crowd cheered I was really getting into it.

"Let me hear you whoop whoop!"

"Whoop whoop!" Tidus was the only one who understood. I turned round and smiled at Seymour. I can't understand why people don't like him. I hate people who call him a pansy cough cough Brie. Meanies. He didn't smile or anything but somehow he looked different.

The crowd soon went off to get a spot for the match all in spirits. There were only about a handful left when the track changed, that's when things went a bit bad.

(Play FFX2 YuRiPa fight no 1)

Out of nowhere these two girls ran towards me. One was blonde and had beads in her hair she was wearing a yellow bikini top and a short brown skirt. The other was head to toe in black leather it looked like. She had short brown hair and red eyes sword drawn ready to fight. The blonde then drew her weapons.

"Hey give it back already!" The blonde shouted meanly

I just stared in disbelief no! Uh oh was this bad? Everyone else looked at them more to the fact of wondering where they'd come from.

"Er boys?" I said for a laugh though not in the way Leblanc would say it.

Surprisingly two goons garbed in green with the black heart face masks ran to my side. I then grinned and resumed to dance a bit.

"Want in on this number then show me your moves." I then did a full on impression of Leblanc.

"Think you can keep up?" the girl in black asked swinging her sword around

"You bet I'm tougher than the girlie you're after"

"Go Lenne!" Wakka then called, "No one talks to a prophet of Yevon like that."

"I'm not a prophet!" I yelled back at him, "Look if I was a prophet would I say that I think Yevon is a load of crap and I don't believe in it?"

That shut him up and the fight began. It didn't take the girls long to take out the goons.

"Pathetic you call yourselves guards?" I said to the dead fading bodies, "You deserve what you got mwahaha."

Then the two turned on me I was a lot quicker than Leblanc should be I also actually went and fought giving them kicks punches and the occasional Blizzard spell.

"Sorry." I kept saying to them.

Rikku looked almost out of it, before I remembered they were supposed to whoop my ass. Aw being Leblanc sucks. I then just stood there and let them attack me.

"Owie!" I said as the girl in black whacked me.

"Hey that's my word!" the other girl said

After a couple of blows I decided I couldn't be bothered and the girl in black damn well hurt when she attacked you. So I fell back 'in defeat' on the floor.

"Whoa Rach you lost!" Tidus exclaimed bending down towards me.

"I know I'm supposed to." I muttered and then I got up.

"Huh that doesn't make sense." You could almost hear Tidus brain ticking trying to process what I'd told him.

"Sorry no time for an encore." I told the girls.

Nothing happened after that but the two girls started coughing wheezing. I took this as my chance and ran past the two girls.

"Where are you going?" Yuna called to me

"Follow if you want to find out." I then ran off I had to get a head start.

I am a crap runner as you know it took me about 15-20 minutes on the 1500 metres at school and I was last out of the whole year. I can't even run all the way up the hill to my friend's house. The girls were in pursuit, shit. Fortunately the goons slowed them down Tidus and everyone followed them Seymour mostly in front. He then took over the girls and walked well the way he walks it looks like he's gliding, glided then through yes through a goon and then found where I was hiding two docks away. It wasn't a very good hiding place but I was improvising.

"Curiosity to much for you huh?" I smiled at him he seemed slightly taken aback at by me addressing him so informally.

"Come on why bother with the 'O Maester Seymour' business amongst friends? Sure your title is Maester but under that you're still the same Guado you always were."

"Do I?" he began

(End YuRiPa fight no 1)

"Hey you run to fast!" he was interrupted by the blonde girl I ducked down quickly

"Me fast I wish I'm as fast as a dead chocobo." I muttered. Hey did I see a smirk cross the Maester's face. Wait I don't think that the blonde could see Seymour or any one else for that matter.

Tidus and the others reached us just as someone appeared and said

"You're to slow little girl."

"Great Logos and Ormi here to 'save my ass'." I chuckled doing the quote marks.

"Shows over bwahahahahaha."

"Yeowch." The blonde girl and myself chorused as I was doing an impression of her.

"Are you destined to know how this goes?" Seymour asked me

"Err maybe." I grinned. See if you're nice to Seymour he's nice to you.

"This way." The girl in black instructed trying to save their asses the blonde girl followed as they ran down a dock to a dead end naturally.

"That's the last mistake those two will ever make." Seymour said smirking

"Err not quite here she comes." I replied

Logos and Ormi then danced about due to gunshots being fired at their feet. Everyone looked back to see where they came from and there she was. Seymour took a step back and almost fell into me.

"Watch it." I said kindly

"Sorry."

"Whoa whoa no!" we heard Wakka exclaim

"Coohewl." Tidus went

Yuna made that pitiable ohho noise she makes quite frequently throughout the game before saying

"Is that? It's me."


AN: Okay I dunno what you'll think of this chapter to be honest I don't think it's my best but don't change the review because of that.
Uh oh what have I gotten myself into now huh? This time it wasn't my fault it was Tidus.

Tidus: Hey why was it mine?

Me: Err let me think you nicked the iPod and put real Emotion on then the next track came on and the two girls appeared (who I bet the readers have instantly guessed who they are). If you hadn't mucked about with it none of this would have happened.

Seymour: You must admit though it is entertaining.

Me: Spose he he and we got to hear Yuna make the weird noise.

Tidus: What weird noise?

Me: (doing and OTT impression of Yuna.) OHHO!

Tidus: That's it you leave Yuna alone.

Me: You gonna make me short stuff?

Tidus: I'm bigger than you.

Me: That's beside the point. Are you gonna fight or what.

Rikku: I think we'd better leave before all hell breaks loose oh but do review please and thankyou.