Ace POV...Major use of foul language, you have been warned.
I hated him.
I'm going to kill him...haven't had bird in awhile...
I glared at him across the room. I knew his game, as soon as big brother is out of the picture, he steps in and takes MY LUKA! How dare he touch my sweet precious sister with those chicken hands. He's been mooching up to my sister while I was on a boat with an asshole all of this time looking for his stupid ass. He leaves me on the ship, travel around the sea and hook up with my sister, and he's not even dead yet. The first reason was enough to burn him to death, even if he had Phoenix powers; they were no match for me and my AWESOME powers.
And fucking Thatch has to go and kill them to find the freaking sake; saying I will use it as a weapon and cook everyone on board...I wouldn't cook Luka, he thinks too badly of me. He is just trying to ruin my day more and more. Calls my sister a cutie like the big pervert he is, and as soon as I climb onto the boat, he screams and tells them to tie up my hands...I wanted to burn him with that pineapple head. HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO ORDER MY SEAKING ARMY WITH TIED HANDS?! And now he's untied on my little SISTER'S ship! The pervert! Yet they decide to tie me up?!
Here goes Marco again! He's freaking standing right by my sister! I bet he's checking out her gorgeous bottom as if he owes that! Admiring her fabulous curves and cute face! I'M GONNA KILL HIM! Using all of the advantages he has right in front of my FACE!
If it wasn't for these damn ropes...oh yeah! I'M FIRE BITCHES! My wrists lite up and the petty ropes vanished.
"I told you it wouldn't last..." mumbled Thatch to Marco. That pervert cook, Thatch, was standing right by Luka TOO! WHAT'S THIS? THE MEETING OF THE PERVERTS? ON MY SISTER?
"It took him that long to remember he could light it on fire..." chuckled Marco.
"PERVERT! PINEAPPLE! BIRDMAN!" I shouted at the top of my lungs. I ran forward, my fist was on fire, and it was so close to striking his fucking cheek. But of course, Luka's crew saw something like that coming, so the suit and greenie were trying to hold me back. Haven't you heard bitches, I'M FIRE!
The places where they were holding turned into fire and they let go. The suit guy starting wiping his hands on his suit, muttering something about accursed man.
Luka's POV
Ace is here! Ace is here! Ace is here! Meat! Ace is here! I wonder if Sanji's cooking? He brought this funny looking man too! But for some weird reason Ace-nii is calling Tact a pervert. Isn't that the same name Zoro uses on Sanji? Oh well!
Marco was standing by me with Thatch; they were telling me stories about their crew. I guess Ace is on this crew with them, the White...Beads? It looks fun, at least now I'm going to beat him in finding One Piece! Even Whitebead won't win against me! Sorry Ace, Marco, Awesome-hair dude.
When I turned around, Ace lite up like a fire! Awesome! He must have gotten a devil fruit too. But my Rubber-Rubber fruit is better than his. Ace ran forward and...attacked Marco? Ah...Zoro and Sanji stopped him...I wanted to see a fight... Wait...Ace's arms are burning! Awesome! Zoro and Sanji had to pull back, and Ace finally punched Marco...who was falling back into my cake...
"NO! STOP!" I shouted.
Ace froze and Marco tripped on his foot, missing my cake. I sighed, that was so close.
"Sorry! Sorry! Luka!" Ace gotten on his knees and started begging...why?
Oh well, I just smiled, "Come on, let's fight together!"
Nami punched me! She smacked me on the head! "THE SHIP WILL BE DESTROYED!"
"Oh, sorry Merry!" I said patting the floorboards. "Nami's too mean," I stuck out my tongue in her direction. I just wanted a fight with Ace! I haven't been able to fight with him since three years ago!
"Luka, you shouldn't pout. She's right about the ship," said Marco.
Pout? I gave him a wide smile and didn't say anything, in which he sighed.
"Damn it...Marco..." muttered Ace. Why was he acting like this? Isn't Marco on his crew? Maybe they had the same relationship as Zoro and Sanji. While Thatch and Ace are like me and Usopp. Oh! Maybe we should play a game together! Me and Usopp vs. Awesome hair and Ace. That would be fun~!
"Luka-sama~ Breakfast is ready~!" Sanji hollered from the kitchen, "Nami-swan~ as if yours~!" A moment passed, Ace and Thatch looked at each other. "BASTARD MEN! EAT OUTSIDE!"
"How many pervert blond cooks are there?" mumbled Ace.
"We have a whole race you know," assured Thatch while giving Ace a thumbs up. A whole race of Sanji's? SO MUCH MEAT! Drool escaped my mouth and Usopp had to close it for me.
Ace shivered and went to the side of the boat, I would've followed him, but the meat is ready. As I walked into the kitchen, I heard him chanting something about Seaking Army...that sounds so...EPIC!
The food was so good! I think Marco was talking to Thatch, who was joking with Usopp. Ace just sat next to me and stared at Marco across from me. Maybe there was a pea stuck in Marco's teeth.
This is the first POV of someone other than Ace and Marco, how did I do? I really wanted to write in Luka's POV in this chapter, the only one, just to show her feelings and to add more into the story. So many reviews...I was thinking about skipping it, but I can't...
INSANEWORLD21: I just love adding as much humor in my stories as possible, even if some of the jokes fall flat; I tried in Luka's POV so hopefully that worked. The good thing, Ace hasn't drunk sake so he's...won't be as dead :D Thanks for reading and reviewing!
kage kitsune: I think we all have to agree that Marco has the worst end in this story. Thanks for the review!
zealous soul: I try my hardest...or funniest, for a great chapter. Thanks for reviewing and reading.
Pegasi1: Ace hasn't thought his plans through. Maybe he could get some fire power from sake, and KABOM! Marco is now meat on stick!
LyricoJ: I can't really say anything on this subject, my brothers would sell me if they could, lol. From what I can see, it's a pain in the ...neck. I love Ace..but I still don't want to be Luka's shoes.
Morwyn K: Of course! He's freaking crazy, wacky, other words, to the max! But his POV in the story will shorten for awhile to show more Marco and Luka.
ztenshi104: That shouldn't be a good thing...lol. Now we are officially in a mess; let's just hope Marco lives.
rose46652: It made you laugh so much, your computer had to type it :D I have a reason that its because of Ace.
TheBlackSeaReaper: Or fly...either way. Let's just hope Marco lives till the end; thanks for reviewing.
EpicAsianOrangeTiger26: Awe, thanks. I try, that's all I can say. In this story, I don't think she will meet Whitebeard. Thanks for reviewing.
Chibi y Hina: Yup, Zoro and Marco are buddies after this. A camera? Probably in Nami's room. I just love writing innocent scenes at night, it's like my main thing in OneShots. I will just say, I have read enough stories, that I couldn't help but let the hormones in. Hell? I guess that's a good way to describe Ace, he's Hell's Flame. I always have fun writing Ace's POV, so I always try to get him insane enough. It's fun writing with Thatch and Ace, everything is always a joke, or leading up to an insane Ace moment. Family Branch? Is that part about the Seakings with Apples and Penguins? I have no clue what I was thinking when I wrote that part. I wasn't going to have Ace get to the boat yet (the first idea was making him wreck and live on an island till the Strawhats drop off Marco). I don't think I'm going to do much with the two years of separation; heck, this story was only suppose to last for five chapters, and now I can't seem to find an end. All I know right now, Marco will leave, and then I'll write the bonuses with the child...black pineapple (I have been writing too much Marco's nicknames). In one hand, the baby could be calm like Marco, on the other, it could e crazy like Luka and its' Uncle, Ace.
