Ultra 64 is killing aliens with the next entry: Contra!
ATUHOR's NOSE - There are three different storylines for Contra: The original Japanese storyline, the American localization (which involves South America and the year 1988, instead of New Zealand and the year 2633), and the European roboticization. To avoid confusion, all Ultra 64 Contra-related stories will come from the original Japanese storylines.
It is the year of 2631 AD. A meteor falls on a small island near the New Zealand archipelago named Galuga. It's full of aliens.
Hippie: Yeah, dude! I knew they were, like, real!
Unfortunately, these aliens do NOT come in peace. Instead, the juices of destruction drip from the spiked tongue of the vile alien organization known as Red Falcon.
Two years later, and humanity is only now noticing that New Zealand is being taken over by those nasty aliens. So, two guys named Bill Rizer and Lance Bean are sent out to deal with this mess.
Bill: I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger! GET TO DE CHOPPA!
Lance: I'm Sylvester Stallone in First Blood. Oops. Did I say First Blood? I meant RAMBO.
So the AHNULD and Rambo rip-offs run off, killing aliens in jungles, bases, waterfalls (that one was especially frustrating for Lance, as Bill was going too fast and he kept being left behind.) more bases, snow-covered lands, another base, a hangar, and finally coming to the Alien Hive itself. By this time, Bill was just so intent on going too fast for Lance that he was all "I'M GONNA KILL YOU when we kill the main guy" at Bill. So finally they came to the heart of the alien and they shoot it repeatedly until it dies.
Bill: Weren't you going to kill me? (Gets shot at.)
Lance: Thanks for reminding me.
Probotector: WAIT. WHERE ARE WE IN THIS GAME?
END
Player 1: AW. That was such a ripoff. (gets strangled)
Player 2: I'M GONNA KILL YOU NOW!
I SAID, END.
