Rachel was finally ready to set a date to get married and called Kurt as soon as he got back from his tour. It would be six months later and Kurt would be her person. Dave would be Brody's. Kurt put on a brave front and a fake smile and waited to see Dave again for the first time in over a year. It was pretty okay for the most part. Jamie, the NFL player was really nice, he asked Kurt all about the tour, and Kurt found himself liking him, even though he didn't want to. Dave seemed happy that Kurt was making an effort and later that night he thanked Kurt for welcoming Jamie. Kurt just nodded, even though he ached and was pretty sure his heart was bleeding and raw.

The wedding plans come together and the time flies by, and then it's a week and a half before the big day and Kurt is planning on throwing Rachel a fabulous bachelorette party, but Rachel's only female friends are Santana and Brittany and they spend more time making out with each other than paying attention to Rachel and Mercedes is still in Los Angeles. So Kurt asks Dave if he'd like to come and he says sure.

And then they are having dinner and Kurt has scheduled a full spa package night at a hotel in Manhattan, and Santana and Brittany are off in their own room and it's just the three of them and that' when Rachel drops the bomb.

She doesn't want to marry Brody. She loves him, but she knows she's making a mistake and she wants to go back to Lima and tell Finn she loves him. Kurt and Dave both try to talk her out of it and she won't have any of it.

And then she's drunk dialing Finn and nearly leaves him a very awkward voice mail, before Kurt intervenes and takes her phone away, and Dave and Kurt try to figure out how to deal with her.

They tell her to sleep on it and in the morning if she still wanted to, she could call Finn.

They wake up at 6 a.m. to find her packing her bags and telling them she got a hold of Finn and they were meeting in Las Vegas to get married and Kurt is desperate to stop Rachel from making the biggest mistake of her life and Dave doesn't want her to go alone and so they both end up separately at the airport with a ticket to make sure she is safe and doesn't do anything stupid.

The flight is awkward as they got the last two seats next to each other, but they spend it trying to figure out a plan for how to get Rachel off the plane and back on a plane to New York City, without meeting Finn.

But Finn shows up at the airport and then Rachel and Finn are making out and Finn is dragging Rachel to a waiting limo and Kurt is yelling after Finn to stop and consider what he's doing to Rachel, Brody, and his girlfriend, Emily, who he'd been with for three years.

They follow them to Caesar's Palace and realize there is a huge convention and there are three rooms left and all of them have one king sized bed. Kurt doesn't care and doesn't plan to sleep there more than a night, so he pulls out his credit card.

They track Rachel and Finn down and they decide to divide and conquer. Kurt takes Rachel, Dave takes Finn, and they try to talk sense in to them. They explain that they can't just run away from the people they are dating and have to at least explain why and at the very least they need to really consider what this means.

Finn is the first to realize what a horrible idea it is and leaves Rachel devastated. She sobs into her ice cream and watches old episodes of One Tree Hill, while Kurt tries to console her. Kurt calls in reinforcement and Mercedes drives out from Los Angeles the next day.

Kurt and Dave both end up at the bar, trying to forget the events of the past three days, they both end up massively drunk and after doing karaoke and entering a dance contest they are barely upright and laughing at nothing and everything and someone, neither can remember who, says that Finn and Rachel are so stupid, you should only marry someone you love and then things go dark for them.

Kurt wakes up the next morning with a hangover from hell, but grateful that he saved Rachel from making a huge mistake and then he realizes that he's not in bed alone and that he probably had sex last night considering he feels something hard and throbbing nestles between his ass cheeks and feels hot breath on his cheek and a muscly arm holding him tight and he knows it's Dave.

He groans, because he apparently had sex with Dave last night and didn't remember it at all. And then Dave is stirring awake and they both lay there in uncomfortable silence until Kurt realizes he's wearing something he hadn't put on when he left the room last night. It's a silver or white gold band on his left ring finger.

He sits straight up, ignoring the screaming pain in his head and quickly grabs Dave's hand who grunted in surprise. Dave was wearing a matching ring and Kurt knew he'd be sick.

He rushed to the bathroom and threw up. He felt awful. So while he had saved Rachel from making a huge mistake, he had not been able to stop himself.

Dave went into check on him a few minutes later and Kurt laid into him and called him an asshole and an irresponsible jackass and Dave is confused until Kurt shows him the matching rings.

Then Dave's face turns white and Kurt's puthed away from the toilet.

Dave storms out of the bathroom and starts gathering his stuff. Kurt tries to talk to Dave, but Dave ignores him.

And then Dave isn't quiet anymore.

"You really think I wanted to marry you, Kurt? Believe me the last thing I'd ever want is to marry you, especially in Las Vegas. I am with Jamie and I'm happy with him and this is not what I needed or wanted. You know we don't work, so we have to get it annulled."

Kurt tried to think of a way to broach the next topic, but finally just had to say it bluntly,

"Do you think we can have it annulled?"

"Why the hell wouldn't we be able to?"

"Because of last night. We had sex."

"Uhh, no we didn't. You took your clothes off and then passed out on the bed. I just took your shoes off and put you under the covers. Then I tried to sleep on top of the covers, but the air conditioning was on and I got cold."

Kurt sighed in relief, "So you mean we can just go get it annulled and have it be over?"

"Yeah, and I think we need to do it now, before anyone else finds out."

It was too late, Rachel showed up at their door livid at them and telling them how they stole her thunder and how mean they were. Apparently, Kurt had thought it'd be a great idea to text everyone in his phone pictures of their wedding.

Everyone knew, including Jeff, who sent it to Mac, who sent it to Rachel, who sent it to everyone in her phone, which included Jamie.

Needless to say, when Dave checked his voicemail ten minutes later, he had been dumped and he refused to speak to Kurt the rest of the trip.

He wouldn't even speak when Kurt tried to get an appointment with a judge to annul their marriage and the judge told Kurt that there had to be equal consent to end the marriage and Kurt was left with a husband. A husband who hated him and blamed him for everything.

Dave didn't speak to him at all for a week, until Dave showed up at Kurt's apartment and told him he planned on seeing other guys even if they were still married, but his grandmother thought they were cute together and would be visiting New York City in a few days and wanted to see her grandson and new husband and he was staying with him for a few days.

This proved to be difficult as Dave refused to make things easy for Kurt. He purposely would reset Kurt's alarms, wash Kurt's new white dress shirt with a pink sock he stole from Rachel, eat all of Kurt's favorite ice cream and leave the empty carton in the freezer and that was just the first two days.

Kurt was reaching his limit when Dave's grandmother Sue, arrived. Sue made them her famous chicken fried steak and potatoes and kept asking her grandsons when they were giving her grandchildren and Kurt blushed. Sue laughed at him and told him that she was aware that he couldn't actually have any children, but she'd like them to have a family before she died. Dave just scoffed at that and rolled his eyes.

And then they were playing Scrabble and Kurt kept beating David, who finally got pissed off enough that he took his tray and put it back in the box. He told his grandma he wasn't feeling well and wanted to go to bed. He told Kurt he wanted to talk to him before he did, and Kurt walked into his bedroom to talk to a very pissed off Dave.

"You don't have to try so hard to make her like you, Kurt. It's not like we're actually going to stay married or give her grandchildren. Just stop fucking with her and leading her on, because I don't want her holding out hope for something that will never happen."

Kurt felt hurt and deeply offended by that.

"I wasn't trying to lead her on, David. I was just trying to give her some hope, you know? I mean you'll probably end up giving her grandchildren with someone. I don't see anything wrong with it."
"You wouldn't would you? I mean why would you feel bad leading anyone on? I mean you clearly didn't feel bad when you told me you wanted to be friends with me in high school and then never talked to me again."

"So we're back at this again. I'm sorry that I didn't hold up my end of our friendship, David. I have been trying to make up for it since then, but you won't let me. And frankly, I'm tired of it. I'll tell your grandmother tomorrow that we're getting our marriage annulled and that you would be marrying someone else and having grandkids with someone else. Is that what you want?"

"No. I just want to not be married to you, that's what I want, but you can't give me that. So instead, I'll just take you leaving me alone until my grandmother leaves. That shouldn't be too hard for you, considering you know how to do that so well."

Dave threw a pillow and blanket at him and slammed Kurt's bedroom door shut.

Kurt was too stunned to do anything but grab them off the floor and go back to the living room.

Grandma Sue tried to tell Kurt to take the guest room, but Kurt just told her, it was a lover's quarrel and they'd get over it. She patted him on the hand and told him that she hoped so, because they were so much in love and she was so glad that Kurt was making her David happy and Kurt just wanted to cry, because nothing could be further from the truth.