Voice Over: Back at the fort, Elizabeth sits and fans herself weakly, Norrington approaches.

Norrington: Hello Elizabeth, wow! You're boobs look really perky in that dress!

Elizabeth: What?!

Norrington: Oh, umm, sorry. That really didn't come out right. What I meant to say was may I have a moment of your tits?

Elizabeth: Excuse me?!

Norrington: No, no sorry! I mean I'm heaving a moment of your time.

Elizabeth: Are you drunk?

Norrington: No! Look, just come over here with me.

Voice Over: Taking her arm, he drags her towards the parapet..

Norrington: I'm leading her toward the what?

Voice Over: Parapet. You know, the wall-like barrier at the edge of a roof, terrace, balcony or other structure? It comes from the Italian word "parapetto" which means "to shield"...

Norrington: All right! All right! Damn history nerd...

Voice Over: What did you say?

Norrington: Nothing! Anyway, back on subject, you look beautiful Elizabeth.

Elizabeth: (Holding on to the wall for dear life) Thanks...(gasp)

Norrington: I'm sorry if I seem a little too forward, especially after my comments about how stunning your breasts look a moment ago. But I must speak my mind.

Elizabeth: (Gasp) (Nod) (Gasp)

Norrington: (Takes deep breath. Plays "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor in his head for maxium self confidence) There comes a time in every man's life...no that's not it. Let me start over...

Elizabeth: (Gasp) Norrington I can't breath. (Gasp)

Norrington: Yes, I know all of this can be a bit over whelming. But like Tia Dalma said I have a touch of destiny about me. No dangit that was Turner...

Elizabeth: (Gasp) Norrington, I don't think you understand. (Gasp) I...(gasp)...can't...(gaps)...breath (gasp)

Norrington: Hold on, I have it right here. (Pulls out script) Let's see where are we? Hmmm, we haven't rescued you yet, have we?

Elizabeth: (Gasp) Norrington... (Gasp)

Norrington: Oh you're right Elizabeth! Who needs scripts or eloquently written speeches? I love you! Or at least like you a lot! Marry me!

(Turning dramatically, Norrington knocks into Elizabeth who is clinging to the parapet. She tumbles into the ocean)

Norrington: ELIZABETH! Why do I always knock the women I love over cliffs?! (Starts to remove fancy dress coat. Gillette runs over)

Gillette: The rocks! Sir it's a miracle she missed them! Please don't jump!

Norrrington: Jump? Are you mad I'm not going in after her! It's hot outside! I'm just taking my coat off while we wait for Jack Sparrow to save her before we all miraculously appear on the dock beside the Interceptor instead of doing the logical thing which is to run to the nearest dingy and row out to her or go down to the beach and wade in.

Gillette: Of course, Sir! It's brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?

Norrington: Because you aren't a commodore, Gillette. Myself and other members of my rank have a carefully honed instinct about certain things.

Gillette: But haven't you only been a commodore for a few minutes?

Norrington: SILENCE! I KILL YOU!!!