Don Kanoji
Ichigo thought he could handle surprised pretty well since in a battle one had to think of their feet. Though this time he was frozen in place. Suddenly, as Ichigo had been walking to pick up some groceries, the eccentric celebrity seemed to come from nowhere and envelop Ichigo in a bone crushing hug followed by a hard kiss on the lips complete with an "Mmmmwah!" Right before Ichigo's brain could process what was happening, the man let go and started rambling off a million miles per second about his show, Ichigo's inspiration, and how well his life was going. Ichigo was still standing speechless as a camera crew burst from the same nowhere and went on about something or other about chasing more spirits. Ichigo, only blinked as his mind played catch up.
"Oooh this poor boy, the evil spirits mused have gotten to him! But do not fret! I! Don Kanoji! Will avenge you!"
As the man sped off, Ichigo's brain finally caught up and he wondered if he should chase after him or take it as a mid walk hallucination and ignore it.
