Story: Just ask Voldie!
Chapter: 8
Word count: 170
Author: Khorale
Review count: 12
Parings: none
Summary: Various people mail Voldemort for advise. Very interesting results shown. Plain humorous and funny. Voldemort OOC.
Dear Voldie
How come you don't have a nose?
-Simply Curious
Dear Mr Simply Curious
It's really rude to ask people about their appearances, more so if said appearance is deformed. Just you wait and one day I would find a way of delivering crucios by mail.
The story started when I was sixteen and made my first h*****x(confidential information). I just killed a muggleborn girl when unleashing a basilisk in Hogwarts. The Basilisk bit off my nose. But I got a antidote for their venom, so I was okay... well, except for the part where I got my nose bitten off. I used several advanced wards and illusion charms to hide my noseless condition from everyone else. My debut as Lord Voldemort went much smoother than it would have. After all, who wouldn't be afraid of a fellow without a nose?
Lord Voldemort
