-BREAKING NEWS- SUNDAY, SPETEMBER 21-

MEIKO SAKINE, AGE 39, DISAPPEARANCE LEAVES INVESTIGATORS STUNNED

Business owner Meiko Sakine disappeared yesterday morning after coming home from a trip to Kyoto. Witnesses reported seeing her at Oceania park, roughly two hours after she left Hoshikawa National Airport. Her daughter, Kagamine Rin, was residing at the Kagamine residence during this incident. Kagamine Lola has agreed to sign adoption papers for the custody of Kagamine Rin.

Investigators are still looking for Meiko Sakine. If you have any information, please call XXX-XXX-XXXX or visit .com.

That was the cover story on the news paper today. I read it carefully, grinning at every word. 'Disappeared'. What a lie. Then again, what they don't know won't hurt them.

Setting down the news paper on a nearby table, I headed to my room in search for Rin. True, she was now my cousin-yet-adoptive-sister, but nothing really changed much. I still loved her, and I know she can't resist me... Even if she claims she doesn't.

"Len!" Rin bumped into me. "Guess what?"

"Mikuo gave you an orange?"

"No..."

"Mom gave you an orange?"

"NO!" She yelled, rolling her eyes dramatically.

"Oh~ Gumo gave you an orange?" I chirped.

"NO ONE GAVE ME A GODDAMN ORANGE!" She yelled, pushing me onto the ground. I grabbed her leg, dragging her down with me.

"Then what?" I asked, slightly annoyed by the conversation.

"We have school tomorrow!" She stated proudly, throwing her arms in the air and doing a weird dance.

"Oh, that reminds me, you have to cook tonight Rinny!"

"Do you like it?" Rin asked, cupping her face in her oven mittens, smiling proudly at the meatloaf she set in front of me.

"I didn't even try it yet! Oh, and is this the good kind or the bad kind?"

"What 'good kind'?" She airquoted 'good' and 'kind'.

I forked some into my mouth. "Definately not this kind," I joked. She pouted, puffing her cheeks out and stuck her tongue out at me childishly. A small tear escaped her blue eye and her lip quivered a bit.

Frightened she might light me on fire again, I dropped my fork and stood up. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it," I whispered in her ear while hugging her tightly. She stood there for a bit, then gave me a heartwarming smile and returned the hug.

"Wanna taste it, too?" I asked into her hair, which smelled like her orange shampoo. She nodded slowly into my neck, which I'm pretty sure smelled like bananas. I stabbed a piece, dipped it in ketchup, and told her to say 'Ah'. She did, and I fed her the meatloaf. Dropping the fork once again, I murmered, "Gimme some, Rinny."

You can only guess what happened next.

Waking up on monday morning is always the worst. Not because I always look so* fucking beautiful (if looking like a homeless person is beautiful), but because the alarm is always* my best friend. It blared in my ear, making me throw it across the room with a small thud. Me and Rin still shared a room, since mom doesn't have enough money to buy another. Especially since Rin joined our family.

"Riinnnnn~! Get up you sleepyhead!" I yelled, rolling her off of the bed.

"Ngh!" She moaned when she hit the floor, groaning groggily.

"Time for school!" I said, grabbing my pre-picked outfit off of my- I mean, our- mini-couch, then headed for the bathroom to get changed.

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"Len-kunnnn~!" Miku yelled, running to catch up with me and Rin. She's gotten really annoying since she 'met' Rin. She's a bit more... clingy. It makes my blood boil.

"What do you want, Miku?!" I shouted harshly at her, rolling my eyes.

"Ne, you should ditch tiny tits(1) here and come play with me!" She pulled on my arm, glaring at Rin, who had quite an evil aura around her. "I heard she's an orphan," I heard Miku's voice float through my right ear.

"Who are you calling tiny tits, whore?" Rin spoke up form my left, also clutching my arm. "And yes, I am an orphan. Problem?"

"Lenn~ c'mon!" Miku whined, ignoring Rin. This was starting to piss me off, but it was amusing to say the least. "Why are you always with her, anyway?"

"She's my girlfriend, duh," I blurted out without really thinking. Miku loosened her grip a bit, glaring madly at Rin. On the other hand, Rin smiled sweetly and gave me a peck on the cheek, making me blush.

"Well too bad, you're mine!"

I coughed. "Sorry, Len doesn't go for the slutty kind," Rin snapped, dragging me away from Miku and the crowd of kids that was slowly forming.

"SKANK!" Miku yelled at Rin. She turned around, looking a bit angry. But as soon as it appeared, it vanished. Instead, a sinister smirk crossed her features while she took a step towards Miku, who was shaking.

"How about you go suck on a leek, mmkay? Shove one up your ass and pretend it's Len. Too bad, 'cause you can never have the real thing. That," She gestured towards me. "That's all mine now. Deal with it, Hogsune." And there goes the shy, innocent Rin I used to know.

With a flip of her hair and a turn on her heel, she skipped merrily towards me, grabbed my hand, and we both ran into the school gates, smiling.

(I'm too lazy to write out the school day, lolololol.)

Slamming out of the school doors in the afternoon gave me a sense of immense freedom. Finally, I'm out of that hell hole!

Clasping Rin's hand, we made our way home. You know, it feels so good saying that. Our home. Not mine, or just hers, but ours.

"So, Len. Am I really your girlfriend now?" She barely asked.

I smiled. "I don't know...~"

She punched me, hard, but not too hard. "Don't get so cocky!"

"Hai, Hai. Well, I guess you can be," I crossed my arms behind my neck, smiling cockily, just like she told me not to.

"I-I want to be..." She hugged me.

This is officially the best day of my sixteen fucking years of living, besides the day I met Rin.

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