Let the Games Begin

Chapter Eight

Edward's POV

We were in deep shit that was for sure.

Everyone was completely silent. You could hear the crickets from outside loud and clear.

"What happened here? We went out for one hour to get some socks," we looked at him questioningly, "what? All my old ones have wholes in them or the cottons been stretched!" our eyes were still on him, but he ignored us this time. "Anyway, and we come back to find our house a complete disaster!"

We all looked at one another.

"He/she started it!" we all pointed to a different person in the room. It looked ridiculous, it was like a circle.

"Alright, it was my fault. I was hungry so me and Edward went to McDonalds and while we were coming back, I thought 'hey! while we out anyway, why don't we go pick up some groceries? I mean, no one besides you guys know I'm actually alive anyway!' so Edward picked up some food while I ate in the car, and I saw the cutest squirrel while I was waiting for him. It had this really fluffy tail, fluffier then any I've ever scene and then it jumped on the car and tried to attack me! Thank god I was inside the car with the windows closed or-"

"Um, Bella?" I interrupted. Everyone was confused and Carlisle was impatiently waiting for her to get to the point, even though his face was calm. Don't let that smooth and collected face fool you, it's a death trap. It's just waiting for you to crack or say something stupid so he can give you the worst punishment, you'd think it was come up from some psycho devil; trust me on that.

Last time, he took away ALL my cars and made me walk to school and I couldn't even get a ride from my siblings! He didn't even let me bring my iPod to listen to while I had to go through the torturous walks for a week. I couldn't even break out into a run! Damn all the passerby-witnesses in my way!

Okay, back to reality, I remembered.

"Oh right!" Bella hit her forehead. "Anyway, when it noticed Edward walking back to the car, it made a run for it, and man, can it run fast! It was like a blur of black whizzing up the tree! Edward got into the car and we were on our way home and then they" she gestured to the dogs, "tried to steal my chocolate sundae and it went all over my shirt! Can you believe it? I got really mad and lost my temper and whipped some of it back at them while they were distracted—aren't smart? They never saw it coming!—and one thing let to another and this happened." She waved her had towards the mess.

"Oh dear, you must be starving then. I better go get you some more food." Esme left to go get more groceries to fill the kitchen. Of course my parents could never be mad at Bella.-sigh- I love that women...

"Well I expect you to clean this all up before I get home. I have to go to the hospital for an extra shift they need me for." Carlisle left.

What a relief.

"Oh, and you are all going to be getting jobs soon to pay for the things needed to be replaced in this house with your own money." He stuck his head back into the room. "I'll contact your parents" he looked toward the Quilettes , "to inform them about the punishment."

"Ugh..." We all groaned. Told you. I think he's been hanging with the Volturi too much, they're probably rubbing off on him too much.

Last time, I walked in on him listening to Aro talk about his punishment to Jane where he made Jane watch Bob the Builder for 24 hours straight. I shuddered myself at the thought.

"Well we better get started" Alice sighed.

"Fine." We muttered, and we all ran our separate ways to clean every inch of the house and met back in the same spot in 20 seconds flat.

"Okay let's play tag now!" Alice chirped, clapping her hands in excitement. Isn't that game a little childish?

"Isn't that kind of childish?" It's like that dog, I mean Jacob read my mind.

"PSSH! Yeah, I totally agree with Edward." Emmett waved his hand, in a 'forget about it' fashion. He was looking away, still nodding his head in agreement.

"TAG, YOU'RE IT!" he suddenly tagged me, and underestimated his strength and pushed me to the ground, as he made a dash for it, giggling and squealing like a school girl.

Idiot.

I quickly got back onto my feet and noticed everyone else ran as well.

Son of a biscuithead.

I sniffed the air for the direction of where Emmett was. He was going to be my first target.

I followed his scent outside and found him facing the opposite direction hiding behind the wall of the house. He was peering around the corner, probably looking for any sign of where I was. Thankfully, the wind was blowing in my direction so he couldn't smell me yet. I ran with cunningness, speed like lightning, and accuracy...or I just tiptoed up to him and pushed him hard enough that he fell into the mud puddle in front of him.

"EEEEEEEEK!" he squealed before his mouth was filled with too much dirt water to scream anymore and all you could hear was him gurgling in the muddy water.

He gasped and coughed the water as best he could out of his system when he finally lifted his face out puddle.

"You're it! MWAHAHA" I cackled while on my way to find a safe hiding spot.

Emmett's POV

That little sneaky apple!

I got out of the puddle and found everyone-except Edward who was long gone—laughing at me. Grrr. He's going to be facing the wrath of Emmett, the all might gummy bear, I mean grizzly, later!

I shook all the mud off of me like a wet dog—ew, did I just call myself a wet dog? -shudders after looking at Sam and them- I mean like a big bad grizzly—and the nasty soaked dirt flew in all directions.

...meaning it landed on everyone else in the aftermath.

"AHHH! EWWWW!" they shrieked in disgust.

HA! Serves them right! No one laughs at me, Emmett the all mighty underwear, I mean gummy bear—damn it!—I mean grizzly!

While they were distracted, trying to get as much of the guck off of themselves, I ran straight for the closest victim—which just so happened to be that Quil fellow.

Quil's POV

That goon of a bloodsucker got this nasty crap all over me! I was busy trying to wipe it off—because there was some worms and things you don't even want to know in there—when all of a sudden, "TAG, YOU'RE –FART- OOPS, BELLA QUIT IT!" I heard Bella giggling in the distance after the bloodsucker leapfrogged over me (and farted), and because he wasn't exactly the lightest thing ever, his weight pushed me down and I fell smack into wet grass! Oh god, there was doo-doo just where my face landed.

Gross.

And just when I felt enough to gag as I lifted my face off the ground, 'Splat' and there crowns a load of bird shit upon my head.

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That's all I could think of for now, but when I come up with the rest, the game of Tag will continue! hehe and if you have any ideas about what can happen next, feel free to share them, even if it's a different game for the later chapters xD

Sorry for any errors, I should probably get a BETA or something but then again, maybe not, since I already waste enough time waiting till I come up with ideas to update LOL

PS: I forgot to mention (a long time ago in my other story) about what I think about who they chose to play Edward in the Twilight movie; Robert Pattison. Did I spell it right? LOL okay well anyway, I was kind of disappointed no offence to his fans that are excited about the whole idea. I had someone else in mind –sigh- oh well, nothing I can really do. Well I was kind of disappointed with Kristen Stewart being Bella but then everyone has they're own opinions on who should play the characters and, I saw this really pretty picture of her so I guess with the help of some make up, she would make a really good vampire Bella maybe in the future :), so I guess the same could go for Rob right? I just hope they make sure he's cleanly shaved at all times when on camera because I've seen these pictures where he wasn't, and let me tell you, he looked like a psycho on drugs, I'm not even joking. It scared the fucking shit out of me for days! The good thing is that he has the right color hair though, but I then I've said that his unshaven face scared the shit out of me before, but when I saw this one picture where he was...posing?...for the camera, shirtless, it was NOT a pretty sight. I was going to literally gag. No joke. Not a single visible muscle. So hopefully he's gone to the gym lately for the movie because even though Edward's lanky, it's all still muscle right? Okay sorry if I've started to piss any of his fans off, I'm just saying I hope I never have to see those pictures again.

Aiit imma go now, see ya next chapter :P