Haii thurr... Anyhoo, welcome back to my new chapter!

Heheh, sorry for the delay... I was just being lazy... Blame Shika!

Shika: Troublesome.

Me: DON'T 'TROUBLESOME' ME, PINEAPPLE-KUN!

Shika: -stares- Mm.

Me: Fine, you lazy bum! Disclaimer; I don't own Naruto... -cry-

OHHH, AND PLEASE READ THE AUTHORS NOTE AT THE END! IMPORTANT!


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Chapter 8;

Who knew?

'Hiya' = Inner Sakura/Darker Zetsu

'Hiya' = thoughts

"Hiya" = Normal voice.

Recap...

"But you will have Itachi, Sasori, Deidara and Kisame helping you train."

'Or watch over me, more like.' Inner grumbled.

"When do I start?"

"When you're fully healed. Now go back to sleep if you want to recover sooner."

I laid back down, pulling the cover over me until I finally fell unconscious.

End of recap...

'Kami, WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY?' Inner screeched. 'It's SO NOT Itachi to be late!'

'I KNOW! Jeez, calm down. Maybe Deidara blew them up or something.'

'Haha, very funny. Your humour amuses me.' Inner replied sarcastically.

'Good. I hope you die of laughter.'

'For a smart person, we're really dumb. That would kill YOU as well, idiot.'

"SHANNARO!" I suddenly blurted, throwing a kunai behind a bush.

"OW, YEAH!"

'Inner, did you just do that?'

'No, deary, it's something called REFLEX!'

Feeling quite stupid, I turned around to meet Deidara's sulking gaze, Sasori's impassive face, Itachi's impressed eyes and Kisame's huge grin.

Deidara complained, limping closer while Sasori just glared at him, muttering the words, "What kind of shinobi are you" and "Couldn't even dodge a kunai..."

"Hey! That was a FAST kunai!" Deidara insisted, a silver weapon sticking out of his left foot, whilst blood oozed out mercilessly. "Sakura, can you... Uh -"

"We can't allow her to waste chakra on simple things, Deidara." Itachi said in a monotone – the usual.

"WHAT? I'M IN PAIN, YEAH!" Deidara insisted, pointing to the dagger inside his foot.

"Hn. Your fault." Itachi replied calmly.

Sasori had a bored look in his face, but you could totally tell he was very amused at his partner's pain.

Kisame, on the other hand, was having trouble holding his laughter in. So it look like his shoulders were shaking violently and tears were coming out of his eyes.

I just stared at the bickering, laughter and boredom in front of me, until...

"WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP AND TRAIN ME!"

Everyone immediately shut up, even Deidara kept his mouth(s) sealed after my sudden outburst.

There were a few seconds of awkward silence, but Sasori felt brave and spoke up. "I'll be teaching you about poison, Itachi will help you with genjutsu and Kisame will teach you sword fighting."

"Okay. So... Who's going to -"

"HEY! YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME, HM?" Deidara yelled, his temper flaring.

Sasori rolled his eyes and sighed deeply. "And Deidara will teach you -"

"About his play dough!" Kisame interrupted, grinning mischievously.

Deidara's face almost turned beet red before exploding. "KISAME-NO-DANNA!" He screamed.

'This is getting us nowhere.'

'I know. All they do is bicker! Urghhh, this is worse than Sasuke and Naruto...'

Inner kept silent after that, probably feeling homesick.

"Okay, okay, Deidara, give me your foot."

And with that, I wrapped a bandage around his foot and applied a tiny amount of chakra so it will heal faster than usual.

"Happy?" I growled, feeling quite irritated at Deidara's demanding behaviour. "Now who's going to train me first?"

The four males looked at each other.

"Leader-sama wishes two of us to fight you first." Itachi grumbled.

Oh. "So who's the two unlucky idiots going against me? CHA!" I yelled triumphantly.

"Oooh! Let's go first, danna!" Deidara smirked.

'Jeez. Bipolar much?'

'Pahaa, I know.'

The three of us made our way to the centre of the training ground with me on one side, Sasori and Deidara on the other.

"START!" Kisame shouted.

Everything was tense for a moment. I was analysing their weak points, whilst the two opposing males did the same.

We waited for the first move to come...

Finally, Deidara was getting bored and struck first. His spider-like creatures were flung over to my direction.

Dodging the explosives quickly, I appeared behind Deidara and knocked him out with my chakra laced fist.

'Heh, that was easy.'

'Shuttup, you meanie.'

"Sasori... Where are youuuu...?" I called in a creepy/scary voice that could make even ITACHI'S skin shiver.

Out of nowhere, two puppets headed my way and I knew this was going to be a challenge.

'Girl, no need to be modest. We killed him once, we can do it again. Rinnegan or no Rinnegan, CHA!'

Kami, someone's getting a huge ego. And it's not me... Ish.

A few distances away, I heard Deidara moan quite loudly... In his sleep... If I wasn't in a mid-spar, I would totally have laughed my ass of!

Shaking my head from the distractions, I went back to focusing on Sasori.

Punching and expertly dodging the oncoming puppets, I headed towards the revived redhead and started using taijutsu on him.

Thankfully, Lee and Gai taught me taijutsu a couple years ago before... They returned, so I was pretty much an expert.

Speedily throwing kicks and punches, Sasori moved swiftly as well – escaping my strengthened aims.

The spar continued for ten more minutes, before Deidara started stirring.

'Crap!'

With one, last attempt, I punched the ground, effectively knocking out the poor blonde again.

Sasori's foot was stuck in between the earth making it hard to escape without pulling his foot out.

Grabbing a kunai, I pointed it towards Sasori's neck.

"Sakura wins!" Kisame bellowed through the training ground, a smile playing on his lips that would rival Chesire the cat, any day.

'Heheh. I knew we could take TWO Akatsuki members. SHANNARO!'

'Kami, don't you ever shut up?'

'Nope! Get used to it!'

"Well done Sakura." Itachi murmured quietly. If I didn't have my awesome ninja senses, I would have thought he was talking to himself...

Sasori had walked over to Deidara, stared at the sleeping blonde, then walked away like the amazing partner he is!

"Pinkyyyy! Who knew you could kick butt?" Kisame grinned.

"Riiight... Anyway, can you wake up Sleeping Beauty over there?" I asked, snickering slightly.

"I thought that was his nickname to you, hime." The fish-shark dude retorted.

"HIME? HIME? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING ME PRINCESS, SHARKY?" I fumed.

"I feel like it, hime. And you call me Sharky or Fishy, so it's fair that I have two nicknames for you too." Kisame smirked.

"ARGHHH!" I screamed, instantly waking Deidara who abruptly jumped up in a fighting stance, probably looking for me...

Storming away from the 'talented' people, I grumbled incoherent words all the way back inside the base.

"EEE! TOBI WONDERS WHAT IS GOING ON?" Tobi said in a cute, innocent voice, which annoyed me further.

"SHUT UP TOBI!" I shouted to the lollypop masked nin.

Tears formed down from his eye hole (A/N: Not like that... o.O) and Tobi's arms waved around the whole room as if he'd gone spazzy.

Being me, I was quite – actually, scratch that – extremely scared of the odd Akatsuki member flailing his arms around him.

"What the hell – oh. Tobi, yeah." Deidara growled... I'm sensing the love.

"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" Tobi screamed, loud and proud. His mood immediately brightened and he turned around to me. "BYE BYE BLOSSOM-CHAN!"

And with that, he zoomed off, leaving me confused and sort of afraid.

"Jeez, are all the members bipolar?" I muttered to my Inner.

"Heh, most of them, yeah."

I whipped around to see the ex Iwagakure ninja leaning on the doorway.

"Great..." I mumbled, stalling to my room, passing the blonde clay-user. "Oh and Deidara?" I said sweetly, watching him flinch. "Did you have a nice dream back there?"

Deidara stared at me for a couple of minutes, before his face began to turn red. From embarrassment or anger, I didn't know and it probably had nothing to do with the fact that I was already sprinting to my room, escaping Deidara's wrath.

"Phew..." I sighed, locking the door shut and applying chakra to seal it, so the door wouldn't 'mysteriously' explode the next morning. "Well, better go to sleep!"

'Gosh, you're loosing it. I mean – you're talking to yourself for crying out loud!'

'True that... Mmm, goodnight.'

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"YOU LITTLE TARD! GET YOU'RE LAZY ASS OFF BED AND COOK ME BREAKFAST, WOMAN!" Someone yelled, pounding loudly on my door.

Stirring, I growled, knowing the obnoxious voice very well.

"HIDAN, IF YOU DONT SHUT UP, YOU'LL BE EATING CRAP ALL DAY, GOT IT?"

There was a moment of silence... I was not the best morning person – but hey! I wasn't up for a rude awakening.

Hearing colourful grumbles getting further from my room, I sighed and flopped back on my bed again... Only to find out I couldn't go back to sleep.

"DAMN YOU, HIDAN!" I roared, as I sprinted out the room – unlocking my door, obviously – and racing towards the kitchen. "YOU FREAKING WOKE ME UP! I SWEAR, I WILL FIND A WAY TO KILL YOU... YOU MUG!"

And that's when I realised... Everyone was in the kitchen... Well, apart from Konan because she's in a mission... So that means... Yeah... Gulps.

"What are you staring at?" I yelped furiously, wanting to punch the living daylights out of them for ruining my precious morning.

"S-Sakura..." Deidara stuttered, a huge blush on his face, just like everyone else.

I felt my jaw slacken a bit when I saw a small blush on Sasori's and Itachi's face!

"Yes?" I replied, giving Deidara the coldest glare I could manage.

"L-look at what you're... wearing..." He said.

Obeying his strange orders I looked down... To see me in very tight short and a top that didn't cover much...

"HOLY !&^$£!" With a large string full of amazing vocabulary, I covered my self with my hands. "PEEERVERRRTSSS! NII-SAN! NII-SAN!" I yelled.

I saw their stunned faces, causing me to smirk.

"Welcome to hell." I whispered to them as Pein entered, saw my outfit, glanced at the boys in the room with the strangest expression, then took out a kunai.


Okay, so, here goes...

Im going to let you decide who Sakura gets to be out of Itachi, Deidara or Sasori...

Sorry it's not much of a choice. Firstly, because it'll be too much hassle having all the members and secondly, i love them... Heehee..

Itachi: 9

Deidara: 5

Sasori: 4

Sorry for the inconvenience this may cause.

Ohh and you can vote in your review ^-^

~ Ami-chan.