A/N: DID I STRESS THAT SAKURA WAS EVIL!? NO!? FUCK.

Sakura needed to lvl up +1 to her evil anime invader rival quota. Sne needed an apprentice to help her be evil, but legitimately nobody wanted to help her. Not a creature wanted to help her in all through the house. Not even a mouse. She doesn't even have a house. BUT LIKE THATS NOT THE POINT

Sakura was so evil that one would have to be under a hex to help her, or extremely stoned which was what skoodge is right now. Skoodge has betrayed us all. (Note how the chapter file is named "fuck you skoodge.")

Sakura had her sugoku kakoi armageddon egg. You dont fucking understand, she NEEDED THis egg to work so she gave it to Skoodge but he just stood there with the egg.

"Don't just STAND there you worthless fucking slob HIDE the egg." She thought. "...dube."


Suddenly... weed dreams...

The egg cracked and a tiny sakura popped out of the egg.

"Hide me you bloated douche." She demanded. So, Skooge put her on the table."Thats just on the table thats not hidden."So,skoodge actually hid her

"That's under my own ass, supid. Try again."

But it didn't work becausd the sponsor of the entire Irken race, Bitches4Stitches came in but its niot like Irkens are a consumer good. You need to stitch yourself to get a bitch, tho.


Try 2, Sakura was going to capture Zim and take him on a date but for some raisin Skoodge came along too. Its all good fuck i mean bad because Zim is gonna b manipulated.

"Bube i have the perfdect d8te idea, we will go to Subwayâ„¢ and stand outside... to smell the sandwihc make." Sakura declared before standing outside of a subway vent and smelling thise fuvkomf sandwiches. Skoodge started smelling but realized something horribly wrong. "Bro these sandwiches smell like shit."

"MMMMMMM"

"Stop smelling the vent smell at least go inside."

"MMMMMMMMM"

"You entire ass, look the hot bitch is escacing to the side." He stated as Zim escaped their lethal trap. Sakura took off the vent and placed her entire head in it.


"Dufe are you scoping that hot bipches ass?" Sakura asked Tic. "Oh my god I'm so triggered that you would try to steal Zim away from me."

"You're the one to talk, fuckmunch."Tic replied which pissed Sakura off which was good because Tic automatically wins at everything. "Oh HELL no. Yuu no I will whip your ass the same way I did a month ago." Sakura claimed. "Oh yeah? Well you're so unoriginal that you constantly make refrances to a shitty comic and kid's show. I make refremces to memes like an intellectual would."

"STILETTO'S DIMENSION IS NOT SHITTY YOU MISOGYNIST FUCK!"

"Oh, but their fans are, you feminazi scum." Tic stated. Sakura became petrified, cracked into a million pieces, then rematerialized. "You baka,.. Zim will be MINE, he loves me the most!" She placed her finger in the air to make a point.

"You bullshitting assbitching motherfucker." Zim, who was in the distance, shouted.

"Ohohohohoho! I'm winning, see?"

"That's a lie, numbnuts."

"i swear our entire existence is made by Gir." Dib said.

"Are we going to have to fight again or what?"

"FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPPERT~!" Humanoid!tall!thick!Gir said.

Everyone groaned because they were tired of this bullshit. "You know what, Tye didn't get enough spotlight iin thii2 chapter so I'm just going to kill him." Sakura said and stabbed Tye. Tye coughed up translucent pink blood and fell to his knees. "So... this is the end... I'm- I'm sorry I couln't make it for you, Ti-"

"Fuck off with the edgy eulogy and die already." Tic demanded and Tye died. Ok im tired and I want breakfast bye.