Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer, sung by Darrell from my story 'Forgotten Journals'. Another one to laugh at. Suggested by my younger sisters.
Shredder got run over by a reindeer
Trying to kill the turtles Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Mikey, we believe
He'd been thinkin' too much about Karai
And he needed to let off some steam
But he'd left his foot soldiers and henchmen
So he stumbled into a small sewer stream
When they found him Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the attack
There were hoof prints on his forehead
And incriminatin' Claus mark on his back
Shredder got run over by a reindeer
Trying to kill the turtles Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Mikey, we believe
Now were all so proud of the Foot clan
They've been takin' this so well
See them in there watchin' football
Drinkin' punch and playin' cards with Tiger Claw
It's a great Christmas without Shredder
All the family's dressed in red and black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we bust open up his HQ, or just kick them flat
Shredder got run over by a reindeer
Trying to kill the turtles Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Mikey, we believe
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding making us fat
And a purple and silver candle
That would just have matched the cloths on Shredder's back
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves
Shredder got run over by a reindeer
Trying to kill the turtles Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Mikey, we believe
