CHAPTER 8!
AGAIN I will warn you that this story not only contains YAOI and other random T-rated (AT LEAST) stuff, it is also completely insane, hilariously perverted, rp-based, co-written, and awesome.
Sneere helped me with this chapter, so go her. XD (Kai19 helped with the original rp version.)
Somehow, despite the obvious aggression in the girl's movements and the warning and pleading calls from the other people in the room, Lotz had not expected and attack and was thus taking completely by surprise. His brain made a last minute connection and he moved to get out of the way of the first attack and ended up stepping right into the next, getting caught in the back of the head and passing out on the spot while still on his feet. This seemed to go unnoticed by the attacking female as she continued to wail on his unresponding body. The girl and the unconscious body of Lotz were sent hurtling out the whole the man had left in the wall and land outside several feet below where Mitsuko continued her assault.
Kai winced and watched. "Hey, dog-girl! Lay off! He's gonna help make Naruto stronger! He's on our side! Ya don't have to kill him!" With a sigh, he turned to Gaara. "Call off your little girlfriend, will ya? How can he help Kyuubi-boy if he's hurt?"
Gaara yelled to Mitsuko, "Just cause he's a moron is no reason to kill him!"
Mitsuko stops in her tracks and says, "Look who's talking." But she does stop. She climbs straight up the outside wall of the Kazekage tower and into the building through the broken window. "I can fix this," she states about the whole in the wall where the glass from the window had once been, "But maybe we should wait for Lotz."
Kai sighed and shook his head, leaping off the tower and landing lightly next to Lotz, picking him up and carrying him on his shoulder.
Lotz had regained consciousness a short time after being slung over Kai's shoulder. He grinned to himself. Why not? He'd already received a beat down he felt he didn't deserve. Why not earn it this time? Though the look in his eyes was hidden by his gold bangs his grin grew revealing his sharp canines even more.
Course, Kai could see none of this with the young man slung over his shoulder. He could however feel a strong, firm, long nailed hand grope at his behind!
Eyes opening wide but decided it must have been an accident. He leaps back up into the window easily, setting him down on the floor next to Naruto who begins to gather his new tall and skinny sensei in his shorter arms, grumbling about being trained by some crazy pervert who got his ass kicked by a girl. It was gonna be training with Jiraiya all over again!
"I doubt he's badly hurt, but still, Light-brat. Nice temper," Kai said to Mitsuko and then turned to Gaara. "Okay, so you an' Mitsuko gonna work on gettin' her stronger? She's strong now, but every bit helps. An' Naruto's gonna be trained by Lotz. I guess I'll just do what I do best." With that, he leapt back out of the tower and found one of the trees nearby with a branch wide enough for him, and allowed himself to relax, closing his eyes. Kai drifted off to sleep, trusting Lotz with the Kyuubi-container, and Gaara with Mitsuko. He knew when they were ready to talk to him, they'd come wake him up. He had very nice dreams of delicious fish and swimming.
Back at the tower, Mitsuko asked, "A little help Gaara?" and gestured towards the window. Gaara put up a sand wall where the old window had been and with a blast of light, Mitsuko melted the sand into a smooth glass window.
"Thanks!" said Mitsuko, "Sorry about that," she said to the unconscious Lotz. "Hey, Gaara, wanna go spar?"
"Sure," he agreed. Then he and Mitsuko walked out of the room and out of the Kazekage tower, to a nearby training ground.
Gaara had picked out a nice, private training ground to spar on. "Hey, how come you didn't just HEAL Lotz?" he asked her. He knew from experience that she was able to heal just about anything.
"Ih, I thought he would be better unconscious," she said.
"That's a little scary," he said, facing her in a battle stance.
"Of course," she said. She had brought her jacket with her and was wearing it around her waist.
Gaara uncorked his gourd and Sand spilled out of it. "Why don't you use the sand around you?" Mitsuko asked, "'Cause your sand's better?"
"Of course," said Gaara. There was a moment of silence that built to tension before breaking as Gaara made the first move of his attack. He raised a hand, sending wave after wave of sand after Mitsuko. She darted them, flipping backwards and jumping. She soon got tired and turned the sand into glass instead with a series of chakra-based light flashes that each gave off a wave of heat. Gaara didn't want his Sand getting turned into glass so he quickly resorted to using the sand on the ground.
"Yaah!" Mitsuko charged at Gaara with two glass Scimitars she'd made from a specially placed light jutsu. A half-dozen Sand clones of the perfect likeness of Gaara popped out of the ground in defensive stances. Mitsuko took them out individually but aggressively with several swipes of her scimitars. She then advanced Gaara, his sand shield easily protecting him though.
Mitsuko flew backwards from the force of an impact and decided to try something new that she'd been practicing. Something she'd seen Naruto do.
She did the hand signs and yelled, "Art of the Doppelganger!" But unlike Naruto, she did not have the nine-tailed power of the Kyuubi, but the five tailed power of the Gobi. She managed to make only twenty clones.
After more than three hours of fighting each other, the two were still standing. They were tired, hot, and dehydrated, but still standing. "This is insane," said Mitsuko exhaustedly. It wasn't that Mitsuko wasn't enjoying herself, she had just forgotten a fight could last this long.
"I'm not sure if insane is the right word," said Gaara, trying not to make it too obvious how tired he was. He could barely stand.
"Then what?" asked Mitsuko as she ran directly at him. Her running was much slower now, so was Gaara's sand.
"Maybe more like--" Gaara was cut off by Mitsuko. She had moved right through his sand shield and hit him in the chest. Not as hard as she usually would have though because she hadn't used a weapon. Still: Gaara flew through the air to the ground, too tired to get up. Mitsuko only stood victorious for a few seconds before collapsing in fatigue.
Eyes opening wide, Kai sat up straight in his tree, mind going back to when he carried Lotz. He had felt the hand on his butt, but had thought the unconscious man had accidentally grabbed him, but was now wondering if it had really been an accident. Curious, Kai left his new sleeping-place and headed back to the tower, unable to go through the window without breaking it again, and went up the stairs instead to find Naruto and Lotz.
"Achoo! Ugh..." Lotz sat up and rubbed his nose. He looked over to his little brother and smiled softly. He got up and crept softly over to the boy. 'Why not? He's fast asleep and I've waited for so long just to see him...' Lotz knelt down and ran his fingers through the soft blonde spikes of his younger brother. So enraptured by his younger half sibling he almost didn't seem to notice the presence of his guest. Almost...
Lotz stood up quickly, "Little late for visiting, isn't it?" 'Damn! How much did he see!? What could he want now?'
Kai raised an eyebrow, smiling a little. "Just wonderin' if ya grope every guy who comes around, or if it was just an accident that time I was carryin' ya. But I see you're more... brotherly... towards Naruto. Ya seem to know him pretty well, for someone who's been asked to be his teacher."
'BROTHERLY! No! No way could this guy know that if he doesn't even know who I am. Even if he had the dog-girl's sense of smell, they were only half brothers. Are scents aren't similar enough for that.'"Heehee, couldn't help myself, friend. It was kind of spur of the moment, ya know." He grinned and made a groping gesture with his hand, "Nice of you to come to my rescue though. How shall I ever repay such a noble deed?" he leered but then changed it to a smile, "I don't grope kids if that what got ya worried." He placed his hand in his pockets. Lotz usually slept naked, but for the kid he had donned a pair of black sweats.
Kai simply smiled. "I didn't say anythin' 'bout gropin' kids. Just didn't know what to think 'bout you grabbin' my butt. Hadn't had that happen in 'bout 250 years. People tend to stay away from me." He looked down at Naruto and frowned. "I doubt that's comfortable. Maybe we should find a bed for him? I've heard how his bad-sleep temper is. 'Bout as bad as the Light brat's. An' I prefer to keep my anatomy intact." With a sigh, he left the room for a few minutes, then returned with a grin. "Well, found him a room. Just had to make sure they didn't mind me usin' it. Wanna carry him, or should I?" Honestly, Kai knew there was more than a teacher/student relationship here, but he wasn't sure what it was exactly. He hoped to figure it out soon. Watching Lotz and Naruto would help him greatly, of course. Yeah, that was why he wanted to watch them. No, really.
'This guy is way too smart...' thought Lotz as he made his way down the hall, a sleeping Naruto cradled in his arms, 'And not in the sexy way either. This guy could be a problem. Doesn't he have a life? Maybe he has a boyfriend? But from that last comment I guess not. Unless he has a girlfriend who just doesn't like to play grab ass. 250 years...? Heehee, sexy older man. And a demon too! NO! You stupid fool! You studied demons for how many years now!? You know better then to fall for a demon. Even if it was just sex, you never go to bed with anyone who may be crazier then you are and demons should always be placed in that category. Oh but he's so...' he side glanced at Kai '... uh... I want! GAH! Stop it! Your baby brother's asleep in your arms for Helen's sake!'"So you're spending the night with us because...?" Lotz trailed off.
Kai blinked. "Who said I was spendin' the night? I got the room so fox-boy could sleep in a real bed. Plus I was curious 'bout ya." He waited until Naruto had been put in bed before smiling at Lotz. "Now that I have my answers, I can go back to sleep. Don't wanna overstay my welcome, after all." With that, Kai yawned and stretched languidly, taking his hair down for a second and combing through it with his fingers before tying it back up, then waved to them before heading back out. "If ya need me, just come get me." He headed back out the building and to his tree, leaping back up into it and settling down, relaxing and going back to sleep.
"..." Lotz raised a hand to his nose and pulled away slightly bloodied fingers. Well, the Kazekage and his guards surprisingly didn't seem to remember him.
Strange: The last time he had been in Suna the red heard bastard had threatened to castrate him upon return and had offered a rather large reward for his capture, dead or alive.
He thought it might be safer now that the hated man was supposedly dead but now he found him alive and well and making out with some ugly girl on a couch! (1)
Maybe they didn't have to leave Suna so soon. They could stay for breakfast at the very least. After all, Kai had been nice enough to pat for this nice room. Perhaps he could return the favor with some breakfast. Something with fish, if the smell of the man's breath was any hint, perhaps?
That fox's grin spread over Lotz's face before he went to bed that night.
(1) Note from Sneere: "He thinks Gaara is the previous Kazekage, whatever his name is again, in case you didn't get it you n00bz."
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