Ask the Akatsuki I'm so sorry it took so long!!!! (ashamed) and R.I.P deidara-kun!!! I've been on vacation so yeah thank you kouta of fire and atlantiandragoness for wishing me a good vacation!!! Cookies for you 2!!!! Anyway here is your questions with answers
Dear everyone ,

Has a person ever wandered into the base? what do you do? Do you let them stay or kill em later?

-Love AkatsukiDreamer

Dear AkatsukiDreamer,

Well I guess it depends if the person seems strong or smart or just a regular ninja we'll usually kill them. If the person is just an idiot we can safely let them leave… if we feel like it.

-everyone


Dear akatsuki,

If Sasuke kills Itatchi would want him to take Itachi's place?

-hoshiko-nin-dreamer

Dear hoshiko-nin-dreamer,

We would consider him I mean if he kills Itachi he must be very powerful and be better than Itachi if he did indeed kill him. The problem though would be if he wanted to join we would accept him if he did definitely. he would be a strong member

-akatsuki


Dear Kisame,

What does blood taste like? You eat people don't you? Like all the horny teenagers on shark movies who hang out at night in the middle of the ocean for some odd reason...

-Venny-

Dear Venny,

No usually I don't eat people they don't taste very good I don't how zetsu can stand it. But I do like to jump out at people watching those types of movies at the drive in. It's so fun to watch them freak out.

-Kisame


Dear Hidan,

Wahaha! I found it! Little black angry underwear and all! But I gave you Deidara's hair and a funny skirt because you look better that way. Which top do you want? The cool red on that says 'My God Is Better Than Your's' or the corset?

-Venny-

Dear Venny,

Damnit!!!!! Why did you have to find it? And wtf?? Deidara's hair and a SKIRT????!!!! (sigh) gimme the my god's better than yours

-hidan


Dear Itachi,

I just LOVE beautiful men. Do you go for the ugly and obsessive type? If so then we're perfect for each other!! If not I'll write fan fiction! XD

-Venny-

Dear Venny,

Hn (translated: wtf?? I'm not interested in anybody ok! NOONE!!!!! And fuck I dunno wanna be in anymore fanfictions!!!! cries)

-Itachi


Dear Zetsu,

Um... If you don't mind me asking... Have you ever accidentally eaten pubic hair?

-Venny-

Dear Venny,

O.O I refuse to answer that.

-Zetsu


Dear Deidara,

I love you. (MEH HE:D)

People say that your hands, for the simple reason that they have mouths on them, could be used for... exotic purposes... What do you have to say about that?

-Venny-

Dear Venny,

YAY I'm loved!!!!

And I say fuck that!!!!… fuck that cause it's not true and to be simply put wrong that's right just plain wrong and people who think I use my hands for that are wrong…er.

-deidara


Dear Hidan,

Do you know how awkward it is to say 'Dear' and your name? Its kind of weird but to the real question, are there other people into Jashinism out there and can they get married? My friend, for her school project, has to "marry" a religous precher and she couldn't think of a good religion so I recommended a husband into Jashinism. She loves the idea but can't find any help for her project...care to share anything?

Please and Thank you,

Kouta

Dear Kouta,

It's rather sad and infuriating to say but in your world jashinism isn't a real religion but I will tell you what I know anything less than a kill is a sin you must pray before fights for a kill the rituals are what help you become closer to jashin. And yes we are allowed to marry.

-hidan


Dear everyone,

what are you're opinions on some of the fanflashes featuring you guys that are out there?

-atlantiandragoness

Dear atlantiandragoness,

Itachi: hn

Kisame: They're okay though I'm usually singing stupid songs like I'm blue or doing something with the jaws theme sond in the backround.

Deidara: I can deal with some of them but when they make fun of how I look they SUCK!!!!! (me: I think it's funny when they do that to you)

Sasori: I don't really like them cause I'm doing something like singing a pinnochio song or something about me being dead.

Hidan: I'm not usually in fanflashes, which pisses me off, and if I am in them then I guess they're okay.

Kakuzu: If they don't say I don't own these characters then I make them pay the copyright laws so that's ok if they say they do not own it… damn.

Zetsu: they're okay They piss me off!!!! Don't ask me why they just do.

Tobi: TOBI LUVS THEM!!!!!!! They make tobi feel special.

Pein (leader): they were okay until I revealed myself now they know who I am and can actually put me in them!!! (cries)

Flower-chan: Same thing as leader!!!

-everyone


Dear Deidara,

You all rock but yore my fave. I love art and explosions too! I think youre hot! umm... Did you ever thought of cutting youre hair? Just asking. I would kill myself if you cut your hair!

-Dark-emo-gal

Dear dark-emo-gal,

NEVER!!!!!! I will never cut my hair!!! That's like Itachi getting rid of his… I was gonna say age marks but without those he looks better umm Kakuzu without his stitches or hidan with a shirt!! Or kisame without sharp teeth?

-deidara


Dear Itachi,

Yo! um... Is it painful using Mangekyo?

-Dark-emo-gal

Dear dark-emo-gal,

It puts strain on the eyes and casue headaches so I guess.

-Itachi


Dear Hidan,

Jashin-sama rocks! (but i am christian so no-can-do) You're cool! Why dont the other Akatsuki members dig you up so you can come back?

-dark-emo-gal

Dear dark-emo-gal,

The same question has occurred to me as well in this hell hole I think it would be smarter to just dig me out but leader's a fucktard so I guess that's one reason.

-Hidan


Dear Sasori,

Which is your fave puppets? Dont worry Im behing your back! I dont like Yaoi pairings.

-dark-emo-gal

Dear dark-emo-gal,

Sandaime the old kazekage is probably my favourite then I guess it was Hiruko. And thank you for believing me.

-sasori


Dear Tobi,

Hi there good boy! so... who do you like the most among the akatsuki?

-dark-emo-gal

Dear dark-emo-gal,

I like Deidara-sempai!!!! Though I'm not sure if he really likes me but even if he doesn't I still like him!!! Then Tobi likes zetsu-san!!!! He calls me a good boy!!!

-Tobi the good boy


Dear zetsu,

Cool! I like you! You have spilt personality like me! But my dark side doesnt show much... Nothing much for you except I brought you some dead Sound nin to feast on since they got on my nerves.

-dark-emo-gal

Dear dark-emo-gal,

YAY FOOD!!!!!! Thanks (starts eating)

-zetsu


Dear kisame,

Nice! I like youre bluishishness. I like swimming! Do you like swimming?

-dark-emo-ga;

Dear dark-emo-gal,

Thanks!! Not many people like the way I look cause you know I'm not that handsome like Itachi. Anyway hellz yeah I like swimming woot!!! (highfives you)

-kisame


Dear Kakuzu,

You should get a safe! I heard someone was using your money to buy stuff. Get a safe!... that's all.

-dark-emo-gal

Dear dark-emo-gal,

… I had a safe but it EXPLODED for some UNKNOWN reason DEIDARA. something always happens when I buy a safe the other ones I buy are sliced at repeatedly until it opened HIDAN. Once it was on fire… black fire ITACHI.

-kakuzu


Dear leader,

Hi! I like you! Youre all dark and mysterious! Can I join the Akatsuki? Oh yeah! Im a member of another group with the same name as yours! I have Deidara's position there coz we all love you guys! If you let me join Akatsuki you getting the Jinruuki's is 100 percent! Yeh! love you guys that's all.

-dark-emo-gal

Dear dark-emo-gal

Thanks but not anymore I've come out of the shadows. And could you send me your info? Tons of people ask but they don't have the right skills. And um yay for u loving us…

-leader

Dear orochimaru,

I would but you gave some of my nin to Zetsu so he could EAT them oh and kabu-ch I mean kabuto says hi.

-orochimaru


Dear everyone,

What do you think of Hinata?

P.S. Love you alls especially Hinata... I mean Deidara! Dont forget! Im a HInata centric fanatic! Cookies for everyone!

-dark-emo-gal

Dear dark-emo-gal,

Um we don't really know her but I guess we've heard that she's shy. Deidara: YAY!!! Everyone: YAY COOKIES!!!!!!!

-everyone


Dear Leader-sama,
I think u rock u but I'm can i plz join the Akatsuki?now
here is a rant by your WIFE Anko,remember her?
You mother son of a u bastard i cant believe i married you naruto is our son and you up his life Yondaime what the hell happened to the man i loved oh and by the way u suck??

sorry yondaime she is right now oh and can i kill the akatsuki's fan girls plz?

your wifes roomie'
Temari10101
ps: i killed ur fan girls yay! evil smile

Dear Temari10101,

Send me your info. And I don't have a wif- (reads her rant) WTF???? I'm NOT YONDAIME READ THE MANGA!!!! Who the hell is anko anyway?? My name is PEIN people!!! PEIN (pronounced pain) jeez I thought this yondaime crap was over… who the fuck is anko??

-pein (leader)


Dear Tobi,

Hi! You know everyone loves you! Can I have your mask? Also... Itachi licked you mask and said it tasted like a lolipop. Does it? Tobi is a good boy, right? So you'll tell me?

-chattingbox

Dear chattingbox,

They did but then now I am evil!!!! EVIL!!!!!! Bwahahaha:D!!! and what?? Itachi licked my mask?? While I was wearing it????!!! I must have passed out so I don't really know… (licks his mask) omg… it DOES taste like a lollipop!!

-tobi the badass boy, mofo, secret akatsuki leader, etc…


Dear Itachi,

...Why do I keep on spelling Dear as Deidara? Oh and you are NOT hot. You look like a 60 year old. Well technically you are 21, but since you use the Mangekyou Sharingan wouldn't that make you a lot older in your mind? You spend THREE days in someones mind torturing them and that makes me feel like screaming watching those scenes. Wouldn't that build up eventually? OMF-reakin-G-osh. YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY BE THE SAME AGE AS OROCHIMARU!! ... No not really but point taken right?

-chattingbox

Dear chattingbox,

You make a point but that happens in your mind not in reality where my physical body is. My physical body is not effected. I have no idea why you keep typing dear as Deidara. And yeah I don't care what you think of me. (me: cause he's a mean mofo)

-Itachi


Dear Deidara,

-hahahaHAhahaHAHAHAHACKHA! xD- Sorry, but in this manga you pretty much got screwed. Think about it. You had flashbacks. -Dramatic Death Sign #1- Then you used your VERY best technique. -Dramatic Death Sign #2- Then Sasuke SURVIVED. Just the fact that he was the main reason another main character is going after him (Sakura, Naruto) means that you are so dead. -Death Sign #3-. I really liked you while you were here. Also... Ino( the girl who supposedly stole your hairstyle) existed before you so HA! You were the one who stole her hairstyle!

-chattingbox

Dear chattingbox,

Yeah I'm dead I know, but at least I'm back with my danna! (me: I luv Deidara TTTT) Plus I went out it my own style so yeah I kick ass because technically it wasn't Sasuke who killed me

And about ino she might have appeared before me but I am older than her!! HA! I am older than her so I think she copied me!

-deidara


Dear Kisame,

Do you realise that fans of Naruto watch you? I mean like... watch-your-every moves-in-a-stalkerish kinda way. Cause without Naruto you wouldn't exist. Oh yeah and I would also like to say...-ROFL- You realise that you practically asked Itachi to shave Naruto's legs when Naruto started squirming in that one episode? You gotta watch what you say Kisame or else your reputation's gonna drop to Tobi's level in Akatsuki. (No offense, Tobi, but you really gotta help your sempai in the next chapter.

-chattingbox

Dear chattingbox,

People are watching me?? What do they expect me to do a trick? I'm not THAT entertaining… am I? Yeah I realize that must've sounded really stupid… aw well I screw watching leaders told me to watch what I say about other members but do I? Nope because I like to talk about whatever I feel like WOOHOO!!!!

-kisame


Dear Hidan,
I just want to thank you for being kick . Also if you could have anything in the world right now what would you want? oh and please tell me you're not madly in love with Kakuzu.

-ContraMundi-Forever

Dear ContraMundi-forever,

What can I say it comes naturally. If I could have anything it would be death and if it had to be an object a shovel… and if it had nothing to do with getting myself out of this whole then I guess a church completely dedicated to jashin.

-hidan


Dear Four of the Best;

Hidan no Danna, you are awesome and probably the best Akatsuki member. Ever! And possibly the most attractive, though you may be rivaled by Kakuzu-sama... prepares to hide behind Hidan from an angry Itachi Anyway, how many people, on average, do you sacrifice to Jashin-sama?

Kakuzu-sama, I agree wholeheartedly with BlackWolfDestiny! Whoever calls you ugly is blind and stupid, for without the head cover and mask you are very handsome. . Moving on, since you can sew, do you make repairs in the cloaks for everyone? For the right amount of money of course.

Deidara-kun, I'm going straight to your question. Do you love Sasori-kun? We all know you two are perfect for each other! (Or at least better than Sakura and Sasori-kun.) Although Sasori-kun's dead... We'll fix that, really we will..

Sasori-kun, puppets scare me, but you and Kankuro-kun are some of my favorite characters. I'm not going to ask what it's like to be dead but it is something very close; What was it like to die?

gives all the addressed people hugs Late(r)!
HidanOwnsYouAll

P.S. huggles Tobi You are just too kawaii to resist hugging!

Dear HidanOwnsYouAll (hidan: I do don't I?)

Hidan: I Know I am! And Kakuzu oh come on I'm hotter than him! on average? Like per day? Per day I guess 2, 3 maybe 4 On bad days 1

Kakuzu: You really think so? Sweet. Yeah I usually make the repairs which they need really often for some reason… sometimes though I'm "too expensive" so they go somewhere else… jerks.

Deidara: (blushes) Um w-well I wouldn't go as far as you know love but yeah I guess I like him maybe I mean I like him I just don't know about you know love cause ypu know that's really serious… plus I don't know if he likes me

Sasori: puppets? Scary? Naaaah… to die I think it's different for everybody but for me it didn't really feel like anything it was the real world my memories… seeing my parents joining the akatsuki all of it just zoomed by and BOOM I was dead it will be the strangest thing it was the strangest thing the tunnel with the white light was there too I was surprised that I saw that. Well that's all I can really describe.

-hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara, Sasori (Tobi: Yay hugs!!! (huggles you back)

Dear Deidara and Sasori,

at what age did you start appreciating art?

-nicole

Dear Nicole,

Sasori: I started to appreciate art when I was very young. I have always seen that art is supposed to last forever and always appreciated it.

Deidara: When I started appreciating it… maybe around 12? It was when I could fisrt use my art for it's true purpose one of the best moments of my life.

-Sasori and Deidara


Dear Akatsuki,

Itachi: Are you a pedophile? -awkward stare-

Zetsu: STOP EATTING PEOPLE! AND STOP WITH THE VORE BEFORE I START MAKING A SALAD OUT OF YOU!

Hidan: You. Suck. So. Much. Even more then Sasuke. And stop worshipping your dumb cult.

Kakuzu: I went into your room and stole a thousand dollars. -flips the bird- And I'm not returning it! Tentacle loving freak.

Deidara: -glares- Sore loser. Dumb Akatsuki uke.

Well I guess that's its. OH!

akatsuki's-fangirl: Its great to see people torment the Akatsuki (in a way) and is a fan at the same time. Just like me.

BYE BYE WOOF!

This letter will now self-destruct.

BOOM!

-mahou inu alex

Dear mahou inu alex,

Itachi: –stares at you- …no

Zestu: …I'm afraid I can't do that an- damn right I won't stop!!! I'll eat people I want to!! Oh and you can try bitch!!!!

Hidan: Fuck you. Fuck you seriously you suck.

Kakuzu: Fuck you –flips the bird back- I stole it back character bashing jerk.

Deidara: srew you

Me (akatsuki's fangirl): yep we kick ass… oh shit!!! (Throws letter)

-akatsuki+me


Dear Deidara, (I think)

in my anime/manga group we hav names and i hav urs...im so glad!
i totally sympathize with the people confuzing genders it gets so annoying!
hey deidara when ur hands lick things do u taste them?
if so them you must have a really good controlled gag reflex...

-HuMaN-EaTiNg-PaNdA -HEP
Previously WeIrD-fRoG

Dear HuMaN-EaTiNg-PaNdA-HEP,

Damn right it's annoying!! I can't stand it!!! And yeah they can taste them but their taste buds are very weak so I barely taste anything course sometimes things can have a really strong taste and usually that means it's really bad so yeah I'll throw up it sux!

-deidara


Hey guys i think this might be my last one cause of how long i make you wait ; so yeah maybe last chap