Ravenous waves attack,
drawn by the scent of life
Fever for our blood
Instinct rules this mass, ruthless living sea
Devouring
Countless vermin gnashing at my face
Tear meat from my skull
Swarming, rabid, features are erased
Unrecognizable
Body covered, rat filled innards
Shred internal organs
Heart and lungs consumed from inside but my
pain doesn't end
I have not died
Devour, cesspool of vermin
Devour, bloodthirsty rabid
Devoured by vermin
Resistance now gives way,
the rodents freely feed
Tearing at my skin
Muscles are exposed, shining red with blood
Meat that they seek
Crawling rodents gorging on me
Repulsive starving droves
Shredding, stripping, consuming all I was
Tissue pulled from bones
Dying slowly, feeling every fang
Shock has yet to come
Scavengers tear out my eyes
My pain won't end, I have not died
Devour, cesspool of vermin
Devour, bloodthirsty rabid
Devoured by vermin
Ruthless gnawing vermin - feed
Cleaning off my bones while I breathe
Stenching greasy rodents - swarm
My body is losing its form
[Lead - Owen]
[Lead - Barrett]
Devour, cesspool of vermin
Devour, bloodthirsty rabid
Devoured by vermin
"Wha-" I was hanging from a chain. I couldn't see from my right eye, but I was looking down into a vat of water. "See this boy, he has killed millions of people!" Since when have I fought enough people to do that? "And we get to execute him today." SHIT! The chain was cut or something, because I fell about 15 feet.
Right as I landed, they threw in some sort of cord, and it fucking hurt. "We didn't have an electric chair, this is the next best thing." The entire time, I was thrashing around. "AAAAGH! YOU FUUUUUUUUUCKS!" I felt something hit me, and I was now in the bedroom, but I was still being electrocuted. Rias grabbed me, and I felt a brand on my arm. "GET THE FUCK AWAY!" I slam into the wall, and I fell on my stomach. I hold my arm, and stop moving. Rias tries to hold me again, and the pain vanished. "What happened?" She put me back on the bed. "I got fucking Tango and Cashed." The door opened, Genocide and Kuroka ran in. "What the fuck dude, you woke me up!" Rias stares holes into him. "Oh, shit man." The two walk out, wouldn't be surprised if someo- yep, in comes Isabella. "Let me have him." Rias starts getting possessive. "No, not now. I have to try and calm him, he's still shaking." She uses her magic again, and I started to go down from the rush.
"Okay, you can have him." Isabella stands me up, and pushes me against the wall. She starts kissing me, legend has it I still don't understand women. Once she finished, she told me this. "I still owe you." She starts walking away. "Goddamn." I had to go to school, so Akeno went with me.
"Hey, Akeno." "What?" "Do you know where your family is? I need to hold up on my promise to Baraqiel." I had to kill the bastards that attacked the family. "A few miles south of here." Once the day ends, it'll be a metal massacre.
We got into gym class, and it was boxing, bare knuckle. I went up against Kiba "Dude, this'll feel like having sex with Kuroka, minus the pleasure." "Of course it would, torture whore." I took exception to that. I punch him square in the throat. "YOU CUNT!" I hit him in the gut, knock him down, and start pounding his face. When I was sure I won, I let off him. "Call me that again, and I will put you through another Holy Sword project." He stayed on the other side of the gym after that.
I got in a fight with the Kendo club. Issei got abandoned by his friends, and these bitches come for him. "GET THE PERVERT!" I ran at them with a Pecheneg, shot at them, and knocked a couple out. Issei ran off, surprisingly not trying to use his Boosted Gear.
I went over with Akeno to the Himejima's little "compound" The old fuck ran out to me first. "We told you not to come back!" He tried to attack Akeno, but I stop him. "Fuck the hell no." I blow off his arm, and send in a horde of Skaven. "See this shit? This is what you tried to do to her! This isn't even counting Shuri!", then I started singing Thrashaholic by Morbid Saint. "Jon, don't kill him!" I then did what I tried to do to Raiser, but I succeeded. There were 317 people in that building, from 3 weeks old, to the 142 year old I'm about to kill, no survivors.
I smashed the fucker into the ground, and called Baraqiel. "The dead have been avenged." Then I hung up before he could say anything. "Jon, I told you not to kill him." "I know, I don't give a shit, I owed your dad!" "I wanted to let him live with the pain of loss." "Loss, LOSS? Come on Akeno! I have him in super hell, you really think a guy dying is worth shit against that?" She nailed me with lightning. "What the fuck Akeno?" "You. Killed. My. Grandfather." "Yeah, I know, did you really have to do that? He's the rough equivalent of Albert Fish, you think I could resist killing the sick fuck?" I was slightly unnerved, mostly because the fucking shock therapy, again.
When we got back, Rias checked me, not even two seconds after I got on the couch. "We had an agreement with the Hime-" "You what? Rias, why the hell did you do that?" She look slightly pissed, but she wasn't going to try to spank me again. Last time she tried that, she went flying headfirst into a wall.
I found out the circumstances under the agreement, and she didn't expect to be getting a vigilante in her peerage, strange, I fight wars over things that normal people only go to prison for, and she didn't expect me to massacre the bastards. When she made sure that the demons weren't fucking me up, she had an announcement.
"There's a full moon again, let's go get our new people some familiars!" We went to the familiar forest, and I found out about everyone else's.
Rias's familiar was a round bat, which could turn into a woman, no shit.
Akeno had six goblins.
Kiba, well I never saw him, but if I find out it's Conan the Barbarian, I will laugh my ass off.
Technically, I had the demons as familiars, but they count as my soul, since mine is now dead.
We got past the guy that was a "Familiar Master", and immediately, I talked to Genocide. "How much do you want Tiamat?" "Oh, that sounds awesome." I went running for the ripoff Tiamat, the real one had five heads, not one. "HEY, BITCH!" The dragon turned around, and was stopped. "I need you to become Genocide's familiar." She ran off before I brought the real Tiamat down on her, a dragon and a hydra on their period, not good.
I ran into fuckin' Echidna, got her in, and then ran into a real fun one. This guy was a living Dominus, pretty much the 2008 John Keville. "Holy shit!" The guy was the wielder of the Infinite War Machine, which means that I now have a good opponent! "Want to come with me, I would rather not be the only madman in my group." Hilariously, that worked!
I got back to the group, and everyone's reactions were of pure shock. When you have multiple nuclear deterrents in the same place, that's pretty much the entire reaction set. "Jon, what did you do?" I smirked. "Well, I threatened to bring down my version of Tiamat if she didn't join Genocide, and I don't know how I got everyone else." "Um, okay then." We had to get back to the house.
Now that we were at the house, Veronica showed everyone the berserker she had helped Genocide capture. She decided to use me as a target, and I was knocked out by a curbstomping.
"Jon, wake up." I was now looking up at Veronica, and John was laughing the entire time. "Dude, she tried to spear you, and the spear fuckin' broke!" I laughed as well. I get yanked up by her. "We have a peace conference to go to tomorrow, be there." When Veronica left John said this. "So the brassholes have finally started trying to get peace, Khaos Brigade will try to pull a shitshow." "Oh, the terrorists?" "Yep."
Rias now had me in the bedroom, and had a question. "What's this Khaos Brigade I heard about?" "Terrorists, very ineffective terrorists. Led by, okay, formerly led by some dragon. Now led by the Old Satans, since you guys evidently don't know how to kill. They want to unleash the goddamn Trihexa, I say fuckin' bring it." She was trying to wrap her head around that. I tried to not laugh. "Oh, tell your brother that those assholes are going to try and fuck up the conference, they have a double, and I know exactly who it is. My words." Thanks to John and Yeenoghu, I knew every shithead in the organization, not like they're smart enough to keep radio traffic encrypted. "Tell him, leave the old satans to me, I want to prove why that I'm the only one that fucks with me." "Tall order, but okay." Oh the irony, the servant, ordering around the "master", fun shit. Rias backed me into the bed. "Remember when I brought you and Genocide in?" Ah yes, the Dark Age. "Not really, it's been a while." Being shot in the face will do that.
"Hmm, well, I promised to take your virginity, but Kuroka got that first. So I made this spell." I then saw 14 magic circles, and was blinded by the red. When I could finally see again, I noticed something. "Why the fuck am I 5' fuckin' 4?" I was 5'11, and I lost seven inches. "I made you, well, younger." How, and why? "I restored your virginity, and now, I will take it." How any of this works, don't care anymore. She pins my arms against the bed. "Oh, you won't need these for a while." You know how Issei has the Dress Break, and I have the Armor Strip? She has that too. "WHAT HAPPENED!?" Since I was younger, apparently, I now had my old wounds freshened up, couple of holes in my chest, and they were bleeding. "Okay, now I can say I healed you." Still pinned to the bed, she inserted me. I started to moan a wee bit. "HA!" She started to speed up, which got me to stare into her eyes. She went from being on her knees to on her chest. "If you don't fall asleep, I can keep going for a couple of hours." Well, I can't do the same. Now, the way it felt with Kuroka, that was nothing. I went blind for a couple of seconds when I came this time. "That felt awesome!" Famous last words. I have no idea why I couldn't move my legs, but they felt like someone had shot them. "My legs, fuck!" Rias used the healing magic again, and she got a blanket over us.
"Jonathan, would you marry me?" Well, I need to think on that, fuck this, I need sleep. I try to doze off, and she kept me up. "You won't sleep until I get an answer." "Get me my couple of years back, and I will." Poof, I was now at my old height, without the bleeding. "I dunno, I probably will, but I have no idea how to go about it, plus there's the whole "entire underworld gets pissed off, and tries to take me out.", which I am not about to deal with." This isn't the WWF Hardcore Championship, I would rather not have a constant stream of enemies, my demons, however, do. Rias removed whatever was acting as an insomniac, predictably, I crash and burned.
