Some of these were inspired by What Not To Do around the Autobots by Noella50881

Thanks Noella50881 for suggestion #196

Enjoy


Rebel's note: any stunts that were made within a rule are for the professionals only. Kids, do not try them at home.

#195 Whatever you do, don't play 'aggressive' with bumblebee

(He knows his strength and will warn you)

(Bruce didn't take the warning and tried to beat him up)

('Bee armed his cannon and showed him he meant business.)

#196 Whenever you're in the med-bay for injuries, don't think you can leave without being discharged by Ratchet the Hatchet

(Once Sam was in there and discharged himself)

(He got halfway to the door before the Hatchet stopped him)

(Ratchet's expression, scolding and forcing Sam back into bed was priceless!)

#197 saying the Martians are coming and skipping around the base isn't all that clever

(Especially when others join in)

(Red Alert made the Base go into immediate lock down)

(The culprits were thrown in the brig)

(And it wasn't me this time!)

#198 pretending to hallucinate around the Cybertronians is forbidden

(It was soo funny!)

"Dude, you're green!"(Sam to Sunny)(Sunstreaker freaked)

"Wow. Wait, what?" (Will said that like a stoner)(Ratchet and Ironhide were not happy when he interrupted their conversation)

"Double Rainbow! What does it mean!" (Me, don't ask)

#199 interrupting meetings for fun is frowned upon

"The little blue men are invading! Don't be fooled by their cuteness!"(Sam)

"Has anybody seen Pascal?"(Me, that made some femmes jump onto their seats)

#200 infomercials are evil! Don't listen to them!

(Mikaela your hair is fine, you dont need 'Wen')

(We don't need an Ab Circle Pro! We have a training for that)

#201 no playing 'scary giant monster tag' when being chased by Starscream

(Everyone will freak when you run past and scream)

('Screamer was yelling threats at me)

(Man I love SpongeBob)

#202 dont throw your mobile phone

(I put it on airplane mode and threw it)

(Worst transformer, Ever!)

#203 never turn your back on a pissed Cybertronian

(Especially Dino)

(He tripped me up with his grappling hooks)

(My face still hurts)

#204 don't sing the song 'kidnap the sandy claws' from Nightmare before Christmas

(Annabelle thought we were singing about the real Santa Clause)

(She set Ironhide on us)

(Never again will we sing it around her)

#205 No touching the presents!

(Skids)

(You're not meant to know what's inside)

(I locked his in my safe 'till X-mas day)

#206 Don't act like you're a super hero

(You'll get seriously hurt)

(Especially if the super hero you're being can fly)

#207 Dont spend all your days reading fan fics

(This rule mainly for me)
(Ratchet took all my books off of me and forced me to go outside)

(I never got there)

(I went straight to the computer)

(Heehee)

#208 Dont watch 'The day of the Triffids' with Red Alert

(He made the base go into lock down)

(And he got all the plants that look like triffids banned from the base)

(He even got rid of the broccoli)

(Yuss!)

#209 Don't think Broccoli will be banned from the base

(Ratchet got them all back)

(Lectured Red Alert about triffids)

(Why'd he have to ruin my fun?)

#210 Gremlins are not real

(Although I wish they were)

(I'd love a lil Gizmo for myself)

(My bad for telling Wheeljack that)

(We nearly had Gremlins 3 for real!)


Any suggestions at all are welcome

Please reveiw

Over and Out