Chapter 8: oh, OH FORCE NO!

After having their lunch mender and nox were being pushed out of the diner in their stroller both blushing like crazy. Both silently agreeing not to tease each other about this as 2V and 2C walked into view.

"Master kenobi" 2C says as the 2 droids stop by the unusual family "hello there" obi-wan says in greeting "what is your business?" obi-wan added. "We have come with good news" 2C says "indeed we managed to find nox's and menders old apartments they were right next to each other" 2V says.

Just like that mender and nox practically flew forward in their seats "SO YOU MEAN I LIVED NEXT TO HIM!" mender exclaimed, "i was neighbours with a jedi…. Hey someone should make that a show on the holonet" nox said toying with the thought but still quite shocked.

"And you are telling me this why?" obi-wan asked "we are telling you this because we merged their apartments and feel free to move in with our masters" 2C says. "YOU TWO DID WHAT!" mender and nox shout angrily getting odd looks from a few passersby, "calm down little ones" obi-wan says kneeling down to get so the tall jedi could calm the infants.

"Please don't be mad at us masters" 2C asks both droids getting to their knees "please forgive us we thought since your situation is.. Unusual you could use shared accommodations" 2V says. This may of failed to calm the tantruming infants but obi-wan stood up straight "it's ok droids il make some arrangements for next week to scope the place out try and make the place child proof" obi-wan ordered, "sir yes sir" both droids says saluting and walk away and nox and mender notice the lightsabers on their backs.

"MY SABER!" both the babies yell and obi-wan face palms he had to find something to occupy these kids, then it hit him maybe he should stop by the toy store to see if he can't replace the sabers with something else.

"What put me down jedi i need to get my saber back" nox said angrily as obi-wan put nox into his car seat next to mender "i am not giving babies lightsabers what kind of irresponsible mad man would give a infant plasma weapons?" obi-wan said with an eye roll.

Obi-wan sat in the driver's seat of the sky speeder wondering what he got himself into remembering that anakin was harder to deal with at the very least he could pick up these to.

As kenobi sped towards the nearest toy store looking in the mirror to check up on his charges, to kenobi's dismay in the time it has taken him to get going nox and mender managed to get into a furious slapping contest.

"NOX! MENDER! CUT IT OUT OR NO TOYS FOR YOU!" obi-wan shouted back he rarely shouted or even rose his voice above speaking tone for anything but fighting, this instantly got both younglings to stop slapping each other with both being instantly terrified by the yelling.

Obi-wan pulled the speed over and looked back "listen sorry for yelling just i planned on getting you two a gift so please don't fight" obi-wan said and nox and mender were taken aback.

"W-what? You're getting us gifts? I mean sure i understand a jedi giving a jedi a gift but me? I am a sith?" nox said worryingly confused, "also what gift?" mender asked and obi-wan sighed "nox the sith empire is gone let it go and i am going to get you some stuffed toys ok" obi-wan said gently and drove towards the toy store.

After finding somewhere to park obi-wan got out and pulled the stroller out of the speeder and placed nox and mender in the stroller wondering what he was going to do when he was called back to the front lines.

Pushing the stroller into the store going under the sign that read "COSMOS TOYS THEIR OUT OF THIS WORLD!" a relic of when coruscant was a lot less metal.

As obi-wan pushed the stroller through the toy store he noticed nox was straining his neck to look at something as and stopped "what is it nox?" obi-wan asked, "n-nothing" nox replied continuing to eye the holo-game and mender face palmed at nox's expression and obi-wan grabbed the game nox looked at and read the cover "galaxy of pain the bloody remake" it read.

"For the love of the force i am not going to buy you this" obi-wan said putting the game back getting a whine from nox with nox considering on slamming his head into a wall later for that.

After making his way to the stuffie isle obi-wan picked up mender and rubbed her back and waved a hand over the stroller and he heard a click from the stroller as the brakes were put on, "now little mender pick out your stuffie it could be any of these" obi-wan said gesturing to the 2 walls filled with stuffies.

"Umm master kenobi i am not a actual baby does it have to be a stuffie?" mender said and obi-wan looked almost disapointed "well sorry for trying to be nice another time perha-" "NO! I mean i do want one i just… don't want you know who judging" mender said interrupting obi-wan and jabing a thumb towards nox.

"Worry not about him judging you baby girl" obi-wan said starting to get used to being a dad rather than a master but his sentence made mender blush and she pointed at a gualama and obi-wan chuckled. "I am holding a jedi master that is thousands of years old and i am treating her like if she was my own daughter" obi-wan thought almost chuckling at the thought as he handed mender the gualama and put her back in the stroller.

Obi-wan then looked at nox who seemed a little uncomfortable "are you ok nox?" obi-wan asked and nox looked up at him and obi-wan felt something wash over him he just thought nox was adorable yet he was supposed to be a savage killer. "Hmm yea i am fine" nox said taking a deep breath then focused on keeping a normal look as obi-wan picked him up "nox it isn't ok to lie" obi-wan said turning to the wall of stuffies.

"You're not going to give me a stuffie are you? I am no child i am a very seriou-" nox said getting interrupted by obi-wan shoving a pacifier into nox's mouth and the sith was completely confused, no one in the universe ever shoved a pacifier in his mouth… well there was that one time he went to regus prime but he wouldn't think of it.

Obi-wan bounced nox in his arms "just point to the one you want and il get it for you, just stop worrying about looking weak you're a baby now i read that sith don't raise their apprentaces like jedi do" obi-wan said and nox blushed. Nox gritted his teeth then pointed to a bantha stuffie which obi-wan happily gave the sith placing him back in the stroller and walking towards the registers so they can pay.

"You were to lying to him weren't you i can tell" mender said jokingly getting a glare that could kill from nox noticing the sith in question was holding in a cringe.

After paying for their items obi-wan began the long journey home nox wasn't feeling all that good it was as if he old mechanical liver had a backup or something. "Nox are you sure you're fine?" obi-wan said looking into the rear view mirror seeing nox had his hand on his gut and his other clutching his bantha as if his life depended on it.

"Totally fine" nox said and mender looked on actually worried for him then she blushed a bright red as nox finally looked relaxed and obi-wan pulled into a nearby parking station to notice nox had just… "YOU ANIMAL! GET ME AWAY FROM THIS STINK BOMB BEFORE I DIE!" mender yelled out struggling in her seat as obi-wan killed the engine and picked them both up grabbed a bag then got into a nearby public family bathroom.

Nox to say fairly was mortified he literally wanted the force to just strike him down as he looked on as obi-wan had to change nox who was now crying loudly. "Shush it's ok" obi-wan said bouncing a now clean nox shushing the boys cries to whimpers and nox wondered what in the 9 hells did the mother machine do to him.

Mender in the meanwhile had to go as well but jedi were always taught to hide their expressions but when obi-wan laid her on the changing table and obi-wan felt her belly she knew she was in trouble. "Well i already changed one so just get it over with" obi-wan said and mender looked almost offended "WHAT!" mender yelled out as nox sat on the ground wondering how he got to this point of his life.

"Young lady just do it before i persuade you to" obi-wan said getting tired and wanting to go home noticing it was getting dark and before mender could complain further obi-wan waved a hand in front of menders eyes and the girl relaxed.

Mender realising what has happened couldn't help but cry it was almost like she was hard wired to and nox noticed and had his moment to laugh like he never laughed before. Nox had become the only sith to see a jedi master be put in diapers and made to use them.

Obi-wan quickly changed mender and got them back to the temple thinking if this is how bad things were for him what must it be like for other masters?

authors note:

thank you to all who put nice things in the reviews sorry this chapter had taken so long to make my depression had gotten bad and i fell out of love with writing but after looking at your nice things it has made me feel better stay tuned for more chapters.

nox: oh author we have to talk *ignites lightsabre*

mender: agreed brother *ignites lightsabre*

author: alright so we gonna do this? *ignites curved hilt lightsabre*