Diclaimer: No, I still don't own Naruto. Believe me, if I did, you'd know.
WARNING: Once again beware of language. Hidan's on a roll.
I am updating...AGAIN! Buahahahaha.
This chapter is dedicated to
dun dun dun... Kaguya Yumiasai(Chibi Kabuto)
Last time, they were reuninted and now Button knows that they are real. So what will happen now? Who is the blond one? Will they ever save the world!
Chapter 8 of How to Woo an Uchiha
The Agreement:
Author's POV
"Girl there are things that we must-
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"tell you concerning my-
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Brother"
Even thought they had moved into the livingroom Button contineud to scream. The only time anyone else could get a word in edgwise was when she took a second to draw breathe.
"..."
"Are you done screaming? Yes? Good. You are to accompany us back to our world and woo my brother. I estimate that the end of the world will be upon us soon and there is no time to waste. Pack your nescisities and be prepared to leave within the hour."
Itachi left the room after his speech and sought out the others in the dinning room. Kisame and Hidan were having a heated argument, well actually Hidan was having a heated one sided argument with Kisame; Kisame was just standing there. Itachi walked over and watched as Hidan threw insults left and right, some of which were very crude, especially the one concerning Kisame's mother and a donkey.
"Hidan what is the meaning of this?"
Hidan stopped and looked at Itachi with anger in his eyes. "That weird fucker stole my woman!"
Itachi sighed internally, appearing calm on the outside. "And which woman would that be?"
"The beautiful Monica! The apple of my eye! My bitch! MINE!" Hidan at this point was ready kill in cold murder, which actually was what he did naturally and religously.
Itachi tried to packpeddle the conversation into safer territory. Hidan seemed a few pinecones short of a fur tree at the moment and wasn't to be triffled with. "Now, why do you say he stole her?"
"Becasue she says that she likes him more than me! He did something to her I know it. She is a very loyal woman but he isn't to be trusted."
At this point the woman is question walked over to Hidan and tried to set him straight. "Hidan, I Monica do not love you, have never loved you, and will never love you. Kisame is my one true love and I wanna carry his sharky baby. Ok so he's blue, I can deal with that.And you, you're just creepy. Sure I'll be your friend but nothing else."
"So Hidan, Monica isn't interested in you, so there never really was a relationship in the first place. You'll find the right woman some day." Pating the forelorn Hidan on the back Itachi headed back to see if the blond one had finished packing.
He entered the bedroom and saw how the floor, or what he imagined used to be a floor, was now even more covered with more coverage raining down upon it from where Button tossed it, half baried in her closet.
"Are you nearly done? We must be leaving."
"Yah I just gotta... Oh I forgot to call Fox and Light. I gotta call them-
"There is no time to wait for others, we leave now."
Itachi once again departed suddenly and rudely.
"Fine I'll just right them a letter, I'm sure they won't mind."
And far off in the distance, in two different places, two girls looked up and twitched, sensing that their names had been spoken. Then they sighed. "Button's probably doing something stupid."
The three Akatsuki members and their two charges left in a blinding flash, the return trip being simpler the the getting there as they only had to role down hill, and they didn't need a thunderstorm.
Later that day
A girl with light brown high walked up the sidewalk to a door and walked in, feeling right at home. She walked into the kitchen and turned heading down stairs into a fully furnished basement.
"Hey Button! ...Button?"
The girl searched everywhere but could not find the her friend. She returned upstairs and noticed a note on the fridge door.
Dear Light and Fox
I know Light, you'll probably going to be the first to read this since you said you were coming over and I want you to let Fox read this too. Well this morning I was kidnapped by the Akatsuki and they said I couldn't call you guys and I know that you're gonna be soooo mad but don't worry I'll be fine, I get to marry Sasuke. Don't worry about telling Moni cause she's here with me. Well tell my parents I'm fine, you guys can have my books.
Button
The girl, Light, commensed ripping the paper to shreads and growling angrily, "That air-head, how could she abandon us like this? I will hunt her down." Reaching into her pocket she retrieved her cell-phone muttering angrily as she punched numbers. "Fox? This is Light, Button ran away... yea she didn't take us... yes we are hunting her down... akatsuki...be here in 10 minutes...bye."
Fox arrived right on schedule and both argued on who got to beat on Button first then they found her. After a tense game of rock, paper, scissors it was decided that Fox could have the first blow and then it was fair game after that. And the disscusion on how they were to get to Naruto world ensured.
They toyed around with a machine, but didnt want to waste time. It was deciede that they would test The theory.
"I cant believe we are actually gonna try this. It's absurd. It's crazy... so crazy it just might work." Light was ranting wildly, pacing back and forth in the confines of Buttons room. Or ex-room as it were. Meanwhile Fox rummaged through Botton's ex-belongings for what they'd need.
In the end they had a representation of everything that they would need, and so, unintentionally, they followed in the steps of the Akatsuki and rolled down the hill to their destiny.
Firstly, however the series would normally play our from where we were, will not happen. Some characters will show up (Sand village, toad sage, tsunade, so such and so on) and the characters will get stronger but I am really gonna mess with plot.
Another chapter, I've got my groove on. Now I'm gonna work on updating my other stories. The first I'll probably finish will be A Case of Insanity. And the my Hiei story, then this, then my other Naruto fic. And when the dust settles I can work on sequels for the stories that need one. Maybe after two more updates I'll ask for a review before I update but at this point I don't really have the right with how long it's been since I've updated. Your faithful author
Mercy
