"So….you're saying there is no way that you can keep the Weenie Hut open?" Goku asked while Vegeta crossed his fingers.
"Unless you can somehow get more sales than the Awesome Burger down the street." The representative they got an audience with said. "I mean, Weenie Hut's sales are just not up to our qualifications, it would cost less money for us to convert it."
"So, all we have to do is get more sales than Awesome Burger?"
"That and keep them that way." he sighed. "I honestly don't know how you would do that, I REALLY like the shakes."
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The next day on lunch, Goku and Vegeta were stationed in the bushes beside Awesome Burger's parking lot. Well, they were more shrubs, but….lets not discourage them. It'll all work out.
"Are you sure this is gonna work?"
"Of course it is Kakarot! While you were busy sleeping last night, I was doing research! -While downloading some of my favorite videos from YouTube onto the computer just in case none of this goes the way I want it to-!" Vegeta replied.
"Oh…okay…."
"I have to go over it again don't I?" Goku nodded, gaining an irritated sigh from Vegeta.
"The number one reason that restaurants lose customers is if a single person finds something disgusting in their food!" he obverted a plastic sandwich bag.
"Vegeta those are…." his eyes went wide.
"Yes, they are those delicious and yet somehow convincing gummy worms and cockroaches that I snagged from a group of trick-or-treaters last year!" he said with pride. "Halloween is my favorite holiday."
"So, you're gonna use those to make everyone go to the Weenie Hut?"
"All we have to do is go in, order something to eat--"
"ALL RIGHT!!!" Vegeta shook a fist.
"WILL YOU FOCUS!?!?!?!?!?"
"Uh….what are you two doing…?"
"Hey! Goten! HEY!!! What are you doing here!?" Goku asked when he saw his youngest son carrying several take out bags from Awesome Burger.
"Uh….nothing…." he uncomfortably shifted the load in his arms.
"Nothing?!?! It looks like something to me brat!!!" Vegeta snarled, still shaking his fist. "CONSPIRING WITH THE ENEMY YOU TRAITOR!!!"
"I'm not conspiring, sheesh, I'm just getting lunch!" Goten retorted.
"Son, usually I'm not stern with you, but loyalty is something that you're seriously lacking!"
"And sanity with you two, you're two grown men in hotdog hats and bowties "hiding" in twelve inch tall Alpine Currants!"
"Maybe we shoulda changed, huh?" Goku glanced down at his uniform.
"I was so eager to put my well conceived plan into action I forgot to change!"
"You grab his jacket, I'll take his shirt!" Goku and Vegeta snatched Goten by his sleeves and pulled him down.
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"Alright…so…we go in order something…wow, this is really good…put the fake bugs IN the food and….pass me more of that barbeque sauce…make a fuss…thanks….and everyone will come to Weenie Hut?" Goku said as he swallowed another burger.
"Yes, ingenious isn't it?!" Vegeta said, munching on his own. "Hey! DON'T EAT ALL THE CHICKEN!!!" he slapped Goku's hand.
"Dude…this is sooo not cool…" Goten groaned where he lay tied with the red bowties in the mulch behind them; watching helplessly as they devoured his food.
"Well, maybe this will teach you a lesson!" Goku turned, now wearing Goten's red T-shirt with his aviator sunglasses perched on top of his head while Vegeta sat donned in his dark grey and black blazer. Hot dogs hats cast aside.
"Yeah, the next time I see you two while I have food I'll be sure to keep my mouth shut and run!" he said, thankful they left him in his dark washed jeans and white tank.
"Don't think like that! If we would have gone in there with those crazy things on, it would have been kinda obvious we were up to something!" Goku smiled then turned to Vegeta. "I just got one question though, why are you being so helpful all of a sudden? You're not planning on blowing up anything are you?"
"Of course not! The woman threatened that if I lost my job there would go YouTube!"
"Good thing you downloaded some."
"If she doesn't find out I did, I'll be willing to share for a price…"
"That's not fair!" Vegeta laughed.
"All right! We've finished here, let's go Kakarot!"
"While you're in there, bring be back some onion rings! Since you ate all mine!" Goten called as he watched them go.
"We will if we remember!" Vegeta called as they entered.
Inside they were met with pure awesomeness, making them kinda wish it was Awesome Burger they worked at. There were blue walls, black and white checkered floors, stainless steel tables, chairs with purple cushions and a black ceiling with funky glass lamps.
"This place is…AWESOME!!!"
"Kakarot! FOCUS!!! Remember what we're here for!" he grabbed his shirt collar as he whispered harshly.
"Oh yeah, right!"
They both walked up to the spotless counter, and glared at the all too perfect cashier.
"Hello!" she smiled. "Would you two like to try our new Awesome Combo? It comes with broiled onions and our signature sauce!"
"Wow! That sounds good! I'm REALLY hungry!"
"Shut up Kakarot and let me do the talking!" Vegeta smacked him. "We'll take twelve!"
"Only twelve?" Goku groaned, rubbing his stomach. "That's not nearly enough…."
"T-twelve-?" she stuttered, as Vegeta raised an aggravated eyebrow.
"Yes, got a problem with it?"
"N-no sir!" she promptly tapped a few buttons on the large touch screen. "Anything else?"
"How about---"
"No!" Vegeta cut Goku off, making him scoff. "That'll be it!"
"Hey!"
"Shut up you idiot! I'm the one that's paying for this!"
"Sheesh, you don't have to be so rude!" Goku folded his arms as Vegeta paid and took the tray piled with their food, cutting him off with a glare as he tried to reach for one of the fries.
They took a seat after nearly taking all of the ketchup, barbeque sauce, mustard and mayonnaise from the condiment stand. Wondering all the while how they were going to pull off their plan without eating all the food first.
"So uh….how are we gonna…you know…"
"Just keep your mouth shut and let me do this!" Vegeta carefully eyed all the other people around them, making sure that they were not being watched. "Take one of these, put it in your food and let me do the rest!" he handed him one of the gummies.
"Wha-?! But---I wanna eat!!!"
"Don't you forget why we're doing this you idiot! YouTube is at stake!" Goku sighed, reluctantly taking the oh so delicious gummy bug and placed it on one of his burgers.
"KAKAROT!!! LOOK!!! THERE'S A COCKROACH ON YOUR FOOD!!!" Vegeta screamed and pointed, giving Goku a not so easy feeling about this but….
""Oh my goodness! -Vegeta!- You are right! --There is a bug!-- On my food!"
"OH THE HUMANITY!!" he yelled as he grabbed hold of the edge of the table and flipped it. "THAT IS DISGUSTING!!! WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!?!?!" Vegeta began kicking at chairs, flipping more tables and scattering people as he went through the restaurant.
"Um….Vegeta…." Goku watched as he continued to rampage, knocking over anything he came across.
"HOW CAN ANYONE EAT AT A DUMP LIKE THIS!!!"
"Um…sir…we're gonna have to ask you to leave…" The manager of Awesome Burger had been called and reluctantly tried to halt the Saiyan's out of control behavior.
"EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?!" Vegeta pointed.
"Vegeta…maybe we should go….you're acting like…." Goku stammered, inching closer to the door, knowing full well what he was about to do.
"I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR A DECENT MEAL AND I GET SERVED GARBAGE LIKE THAT!!!" Vegeta jabbed a finger into the manager's chest.
"Vegeta, just don't do anything crazy, remember YouTube!"
"SPARE ME YOUR PLEAS KAKAROT! I'M GOING TO BLOW THIS PLACE TO KINGDOM COME AND MAYBE THEN THEY'LL UNDERSTAND NOT TO TRY THE PRINCE OF SAIYANS!!!"
"HE'S GONE MAD!!!!!! RUNAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku threw up his hands and ran out with a group of screaming people behind him.
"BIG BANG ATTACK!!!!!!!!!"
KABOOM
For the next half hour, debris from Awesome Burger rained down, covering the whole block. Authorities closed down the surrounding streets, thinking a terrorist was on the loose. If they only knew…
"You know, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you went in there with the intention of blowing the place up." Goku said from where he and Vegeta reclined on the Weenie Hut rooftop, watching the smoke still drift up from where Awesome Burger once stood.
"Bah, you would…" Vegeta smiled, looking pleased with himself.
"WILL YOU TWO UNTIE ME NOW!?!?!" Goten shrieked, lying behind them.
"In a minute Goten, sheesh…." Goku folded his arms. "We're still not done though…"
Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Don't remind me…"
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BWAHAHA!!! Vegeta's so much fun! I wanna mention that I'm now a beta reader, (specializing in humor) so if you have anything you would like for me to take a look at I'm more than happy to help! It's the least I can do for everyone who's been SOO NICE and helpful!!! And I promise, I'll have the next chapter up soon!!!
