And here is chapter 8 to my longest running story. Sorry for the time wait but I had to quickly replay Spider-man friend or foe on my nephews PlayStation and re-watch Assault on Arkham to get a lot of the dialogue which a lot is from the Arkham movie and Friend or foe game with a few alterations here and there, and character personalities down and some of the locations. So yeah this version of Friend or Foe will literally be taken that concept of 'Friend' or 'Foe'.

And Deadpool will make his first appearance since being mentioned in chapter 2 near the end of this one. For now though he is only here to get Spider-man into the Suicide Squad, but he'll be back later for a larger role, and I'm not saying much, but it has to do with the Injustice storyline. Also the next three women to show up for Spidey's harem will be in this arc, two of them will be DC women while the last on is Marvel, but t. One of them will appear in the first mission while another in the last. The last one will appear somewhere in the middle. Not giving names but if you are familiar with the locations used in Friend or Foe, you should be able to get a rough idea on who it is. Also the members of the suicide squad all have their Assault on Arkham appearances. And just saying this now before people point this out, this story and the missions themselves will be… AU, so some things will happen differently than in the game because of the extra players. And there will be comedic moments, wouldn't be a true Spider-man story if there wasn't.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything Marvel or DC related in this Story.


Chapter 8: Spider-man and his amazing Suicidal friends briefed

Unknown Location, United States May 19th 2016 unknown time

'Owwwww… my head's killing me' were the first thoughts of Spider-man as he slowly regained conscious and his blurred vison began to clear. 'I feel like I just had a drinking contest with Logan in Valhalla… and won hehehe'. He felt something on his neck and reached around up to pull it off. When he saw it was some kind of medical patch he thought 'The hell?'

As Spider-man's vision finally cleared and he slowly sat up he realized 4 things. One he was in some kind of large white circular room which from the looks of it was a government facility. Two he noticed seven other people in the room who were also beginning to wake up and all of them, if Peter remembers correctly were criminals in some form or fashion. Three he just now realized that his helmet was gone, but his gauntlets and suit were still with him only they appeared to be empty. And lastly he now had the sudden urge to hunt down Deadpool and turn the man into paste before tossing him into an outhouse at a party with spicy Mexican and Indian food being served… after placing laxatives in the food and drinks and disable all bathrooms but that one outhouse.

The first of the seven to fully regain conscious was Floyd Lawton aka Deadshot. The man is known to be one of the deadliest assassins in the world and has an accuracy with most forms of fire arms that were on par with Hawkeye or at least Clint Barton (Kate was still a little young but Clint assured Peter she was well on her way to surpassing him) and Bullseye another assassin who is known for never missing his target. The man was also rather prideful of his abilities and the very few times he has missed he tends to get very… sensitive about it.

The next person to regain conscious was a man with red hair and an English accent known to the world as George Harkness aka Captain Boomerang. Peter wasn't entirely sure who he was, he knows he's a bad guy for like murder or something and it involves boomerangs but he isn't aware of what he's done or what he does. 'Guess he isn't that all great if I haven't heard of him. Or I just haven't watched the news often enough' Peter thought with a little chuckle.

Harkness was the first to speak up with a pained groan "Strewth, I got the Hangover, but I don't recall the party."

Then a high pitched voice that belonged to the lone blonde woman of the group spoke as she sat up "Aah, crap, not this again." She then fell back down. This woman was Harley Quinzel aka Harley Quinn. She was a former physiatrist that worked at Akrham Asylum before she was manipulated into falling in love with The Joker and became sort of a side kick/girlfriend/punching bag, for the deranged mass murdering clown. She was also from what he's heard crazy, which was pretty obvious if she's in a relationship with the self-proclaimed 'Clown Prince of Crime'.

Peter, Lawton, and Harkness were unimpressed with the woman before them.

"You too?" the Australian criminal said as he looked towards Lawton, clearly showing to Peter that they know each other. "It's like a bloody recurring nightmare" and they don't seem to like each other.

Lawton than looked towards the assembled group and said "Looks like we got rookies" as he crossed his arms.

"Ahem" Peter said catching both men's attention. He looked at Lawton with a slight glare that actually caused the man to grow tense.

"… and a professional" Lawton slowly said as he stared at the man sitting not 10 feet from him.

Peter nodded at Lawton correcting himself with Harkness looking in between the two of them with confusion. While not a very vain person Peter would at least appreciate people acknowledging that he's not some rookie that doesn't know what the difference between up and down is. 'Hell, I set the standards for modern day assassins and was kicking ass before most of these people's parents even knew what sex was' Peter thought as a familiar face spoke up next.

"Who are you people? And why am I in uniform?" Eric Needham aka Black Spider said as he removed a patch from the back of his neck. Now contrary to popular belief the alias used by the former League of Assassins member, he is not related Peter Parker himself or poses any powers. However Black Spider modeled himself after Peter when he worked with the man back in the early 90's as both a show of respect and because the guy is pretty much his number one fan, or at least Peter thinks so. Eric scanned the room before his eyes landed on Peter's still sitting form. The man's eyes widened slightly before giving a small nod in respect to the man that more or less inspired him to not only leave the League of Assassins but change himself for the better… so instead of killing innocent people and criminals like he used to, it's now only criminals, like really bad, not purse snatchers (he'll more or less beat the guy to a bloody pulp) more like mob bosses, dug kingpins and the like..

The hulking figure standing up next to him was a man named Nanaue aka King Shark and supposedly the son of the 'Shark god' and he appeared to have some kind of muzzle on his head. Peter guessed it was to insure the infamous super enhanced cannibal doesn't try to eat anyone.

"No bars, no chains. Time for meat" The giant of a man said as he looked at a woman with in a dark blue leotard that resembled a swimsuit with her arms locked in a metal contraption that completely covered her hands and was connected to a collar around her neck by a cable.

King Shark made to grab her by the leg but she surprised both Peter and Shark when she kicked the behemoth in the groin. Peter couldn't help but wince at that and watched as the woman then took her metal incased hands and used them to smack the bending over in pain King Shark in the head and caused him to topple over. She then jumped on the man and placed her incased hands under his chin and leaned in close.

"You try it, fish-fingers, and I show you the meaning of cold-blooded." The woman said.

This was Louise Lincoln aka Killer Frost. She was a Meta that possess ice based powers and was known to be an attractive psychotic murderer. And apparently had no problem showing people who was in charge.

King Shark stared at her for a moment before saying "You're feisty" and chuckled a little.

Lawton then walked forward and raised his voice "Everybody, shut up. I've been here before"

All of a sudden a large man ran passed him and screaming before punching the sealed metal door before them. The impact was pretty loud and caused several people including Peter to wince. Peter also saw that the man was able to leave a pretty good sized dent in the door.

"Ah!" The large man shouted, but not in pain but frustration as he then turned around to reveal himself as Anatoli Knyazev aka KGBeast. The man had had what was normally some kind of plasma weapon on his left hand but it was missing. "I am Leaving" he said with a Russian accent.

He then prepared to make another punch when all of sudden another woman's voice shouted from behind everyone "Stop"

Everyone turned to the other side of the room with a now open doorway and a middle age woman was standing. She appeared to be dark skinned and a little on the large side and was wearing an expensive blue business suit and had short black hair.

"Sit down" the woman said with authority

She than began to walk forward as everyone who was standing sat down or kept standing and kneeled in Lawton and Eric's cases respectively.

"Umm, I'm already sitting down. So can I lie down instead and hope I wake up in a comfy bed?" Peter suddenly spoke up which caught the attention of several people and a chuckle out of Harley.

The woman looked at him with annoyance which caused Peter to frown a little as he recognized this woman from both the news and from Clint when he would talk about his days as an assassin for some secret American government agency called A.R.G.U.S., or at least former secret government agency.

The woman than turned back to the rest of the group and said "I'm Amanda Waller. I'm here to indoctrinate you convicts into our special forces"

Frost all of a sudden spoke up in a bored tone "Pass."

This caused Waller to look annoyed as another person had interrupted her. Before she could say anything Black Spider spoke next

"I kill to keep degenerates off the streets. I won't work alongside them."

Peter then decided to throw his two cents in "Yeah, why am I hear anyway. I'm no criminal… well not really, I mean yes I go outside the law and kill bad guys but come on who hasn't in this day and age already and I will admit that there are a few warrants out for my arrest in China, Japan, Egypt, Spain, and Russia which aren't too serious last time I checked and I did serve some time in a Russian gulag. And while happy to see my number one fan here again and hopefully have an epic team up, I got stuff to do." Peter said annoyed at the person that had him kidnapped and was drafted him into some kind of black ops mission.

"Fresh air and time off my sentence? Feel free to keep calling me up, love." Captain Boomerang said in a happy tone.

However there was one thing that caught Peter's attention. "Time of my sentence". 'What the hell does that mean?' Peter thought as Waller continued

"Task Force X is an off-the-books government strike team… made up of convicts with no hope for release… serving as expendable agents for impossible missions. Succeed and I'll shave time off your sentences."

"If we don't?" Black Spider asked with an edge to his voice at hearing that this woman was willing to shorten criminals sentences to do Waller's and her government's dirty work. Peter was in the same boat as him.

'This lady is risking letting highly dangerous people run around with total immunity on her part and shorten there well deserved stays in prison to do missions that she can't have Specially trained soldiers do? …Fuck this woman.' Peter thought angrily.

"You'll be dead. Any other stupid questions?" Waller said answering Black Spider's question

Peter than raised his hand "What kind of funeral do you want? Open casket of cremation?"

Waller turned to Peter with a glare and he felt his 'spider-sense' ever so slightly tingle in a way that it was saying 'keep quite'

"Yeah, I got one. What's in my neck? A tracker?" Killer Frost asked

Waller looked smirked at that question. "Yes. A powerful nanotech explosive." She said as several holographs pooped up around her showing images of the human body and the brain and brain stem with a small red dot near the base.

This caused Frost, Shark and Peter to look shocked. At least Peter knew why his 'spider-sense' was going off when Waller glared at him. She has a bomb in his neck, lovely.

Waller than further explained "Run away, get yourself captured, disobey an order… hell, give me a right answer too slowly and I'll blow your head clean off."

KGBeast than said "You lie." He then stood up and continued "You would not take all of this trouble just to kill us."

Waller smirked at this and then stepped aside as the door behind her opened and said "Try me"

Everyone looked at the Russian to see if he would actually try to walk out.

He looked unsure and then Peter spoke up "Товарищ, не беспокойтесь, призывая ее блефом. Она говорит правду."

The Russian mercenary then looked to Peter in surprise and replied in Russian "Как вы можете быть так уверены? "

"Я просто сделать. Если мы выживем, это я, лично, помочь вам найти и убить эту женщину. Хорошо?" Peter said the man still looked unsure before Peter decided to add "Черная вдова доверяет мне товарищ. Да?"

KGBeast looked at him for a moment before he signed and said "Отлично, но только потому, что Наташа доверяет вам." He then sat back down to the surprise of the other criminals present and Waller's curiosity.

"Not going to try" Waller said with dark amusement on her face

"Don't push it Amanda. Or we'll all get to see if the time it takes to activate and trigger the explosive in my neck will kill me before I kill you." Peter threatened. He's met a lot of people in his lifetime and despite meeting a bunch of rather bad people he's never really grown to hate most of them except for very select few. And this woman standing before him who probably last had a salad when the Berlin wall fell had in the span of a few minutes made it to third place on his shit list, which was pretty impressive from his perspective.

"What's so dangerous this time that you had to send in the newbies?" Deadshot asked, wanting to get this all over with and not end up dead.

Waller was still staring at Peter before saying "An apocalyptic level threat that could potentially bring the world to its knees has arisen and you all are all that stands in its way of succeeding."

"Huh?" King Shark said clearly confused and he wasn't the only one.

"I'll have the A.I. you will be using on this mission, Jocasta, bring you up to speed" Waller said as she took several steps back and a glowing blue ball appeared.

"Well come Director Waller, well come convicts" came a female electronic sounding voice.

Everyone stared at the floating digital ball for a moment before Peter said "Uh… Hi? Should I talk to Jocasta?"

"Only if you want me to blow your head off" Waller said

"I appreciate the attention Spider-man" Jocasta said in what sounded like a happy tone.

"-sigh- Jocasta bring up the Meteor shower that passed by 2 weeks ago." Waller said and all of a sudden a diagram of the solar system appeared. "As mentioned, 2 weeks ago a meteor storm passed by Earth. Now most of the meteors passed by earth and some even created a little light show but one in particular impacted into the Earth." The map showed several dozen red dots representing meteors passing by Earth, but only one had broken off the group and began to head for Europe.

"Tracking impact location" The map then showed a little red dot land in northern France.

"Sadly we were unable to recover the meteor as someone apparently beat us to it." Waller said a little angered.

"So were here to get your space rock because you and your people were to slow?" Killer Frost stated with annoyance "Yeah the world must be ending for you guys alright"

Waller looked at Killer Frost with annoyance before saying "No, it's what was in the meteor that has us concerned. Some sort of alien organism was inside the rock and apparently broke free and took control of one of my agents."

An image of a man around 6'1 with blonde hair and blue eyes appeared and under his image was a name.

Edward Brock Jr.

"The alien proceeded to latch on to Corporal Brock and turned him into some sort of monster. He then proceeded to slaughter my men before disappearing." Waller said as it showed Brock get attacked by some kind of black tar looking substance before turning into a 7'8 muscular monster with white eyes, a jaw full of teeth and a long tongue. It then began to attack all of the nearby soldiers with extreme violence before fleeing the scene.

The scene before them caused the Peter and the others to stare in shock at what they just saw. Even Peter in all of years had never seen an alien spices like that before.

King Shark than spoke "I don't do freaky-deakies" he said as he shook his head trying to get rid of the image of a giant monster tearing people apart in ways that made even him cringe. And he eats people for crying out loud.

"Screw that noise" Killer Frost said

"It gets worse than this" Waller said calmly

"What could be worse than that" Peter said in confusion

Before Waller could elaborate Jocasta spoke "Worse is a relative term. The threat of the entity now being labeled as Venom is only a rating of 7 of 10 on a scale of terrible ways to die." A number graph popped up showing 1 to 10 with one having what looks like piranhas and 10 being a mushroom cloud.

Waller than said "You see the meteor that this organism was part of…"

Jocasta interrupted Waller by bringing up an image of a wasp… with a rocket on its back. "As a mean of comparison some selections of level 8 include wasps with laser guided…"

Waller than interrupted Jocasta both angry and annoyed "Jocasta shut it. As I was saying the meteor that this alien came in on bounced across the atmosphere like a rocking shipping across the water and broke off into several smaller pieces."

An image of Africa and the European- Asian continent appeared. With Jocasta saying "Meteor shard landing sites: Tokyo Japan, Tangarora Island, Cairo Egypt, Transylvania, and Nepal" the before mentioned names of the locations were highlighted on the map.

Peter felt an ominous chill go up his spine when heard Tokyo. The headquarters for the Hand (or what's left of them) was there and if he goes back The Hand would know he's in the city before he even makes it pass the first block.

"We have tracked the shards to their landing sites, but before we could move in to collect them these things started popping up…" Waller trailed off as images of a noticeably smaller but similar creature to 'Venom' appeared attacking the ARGUS agents.

"Perpetual holographic avatar, nanotech offensive monster or simply Phantom." Jocasta said

"You guys have a department for just acronyms don't you" Peter deadpanned after hearing the longest name for a bad guy ever.

"These government types always seem to" Eric said has he stared at the videos and images of the 'Phantoms'. "How are there so many of these things?"

Waller brought up a more detailed diagram of a Phantom "Because these Phantoms unlike 'Venom' aren't entirely biological. They're a mix of solid light holographic technology and disseminate substance found in some of the meteor shard fragments recovered in France and likely from the others as well.

"So someone is making these artificial Venoms?" Deadshot questioned

Waller looked at him before saying "Yes. We are clearly dealing with someone of advanced technological means of creating these Phantoms and they obviously have one of the meteor shards already."

"So we have to find the damn bloody rocks before these other wankers get their hands on it? Sounds simple enough" Came the rather cocky voice of Captain Boomerang.

"Yes, and this is where you all come in. My agents can't accomplish this on their own and the aid of local authorities has barely made a difference. So I need a bunch of powered and skill individuals composed into a team to do this where a professional army can't." Waller said

"Aww man… I have to say I was really looking forward to taking a few days off from the whole being a badass thing." Peter complained a little already dreading this entire situation and knowing his luck things were going to get complicated.

"I have a question" Eric spoke up "Why can't the Justice League take care of this?"

Waller looked a bit bothered by that question before saying "Yesterday at 1300 hours a man who was identified as Lex Luthor appeared in the middle of Metropolis even though he's supposed to be in Strykers Island. Safe to say it turns out this man is from an alternate Earth and needed our Leagues help with something. Since then no has seen them and their Jr division 'Teen Titans' have stepped into their mentors roles for the time being."

"Sooo…" Harley started as she walked back and forth "When do we start?"

Waller smirked before saying "Since this whole situation started we've been only able to discover the exact locations of the meteor shards in Tokyo Japan and Tangarora Island. You will be split into two teams in order to better acquire the Shards. This mission is as off the grid as it can get so keep casualties to a minimum, the Phantoms however are all game for you more… brutal convicts" Waller said as she looked at Shark, Frost and Beast in particular. "When another shard has been properly located you'll be transported to the next location the team leader of this entire operation will be Lawton. He will chose the two teams for the mission and where they will deploy.

"Whoopee…" Deadshot muttered as he looked at the two locations for several moments then at his 'team'. "Spider-man you will be taking Tokyo with King Shark, Killer Frost and KGBeast while I take Harkness, Harley and Black Spider to Tangarora Island."

The other groups nodded even though they didn't seem to like Deadshot was put in charge.

Peter while his face remained calm, on the inside he was foaming at the mouth in anger and annoyance. 'Really Lawton? I have to go to Tokyo and possibly face down the Hand and these Phantoms while leading a team of people who will likely kill me first chance they get while you get to head off to a tropical island. Ohh buddy if we survive this I'm going to kick your ass and then string you up in the middle of times square during rush hour in your underwear with the words 'I'm Spidey's beotch' tattooed to your chest in big bold letters.'

"Well it seems you have everything sorted out so I'll leave you to it." Waller said as she turned around and began to walk towards the still open door.

Lawton then stepped forward "Waller."

"What Lawton?" Waller stopped and looked back at him

Deadshot looked at her with a serious expression before saying "Play fair and I'll shoot straight. Jerk me around and I'll kill you."

Waller smirked before walking away "Be a good convict, Lawton." She reached the other side of the door before looking back "Don't make me blow you up. I'm clear." She aid the last part out loud.

She then looked to the group of people and smiled darkly before saying "Gas them"

Peter's 'spider-sense' blared as Harley said "What them?"

The door Waller was on the other side of closed just as the room filled with a purple gas.

"Crap…" Peter said before his vision grew blurry. And he lost conscious.


Flashback to Peter's apartment the night after the Mirakuru sale

Peter had just got off the phone talking to T'Challa asking him if he can repair Peter's suit or give him an upgraded one. His foster brother agreed to have a new suit that was even more advance than his current made for him.

His armor was still cracked and dented but Peter was able to repair the damage to his helmets lenses and the tears and punctures to the Kevlar portions of his suit and was able to rub off the soot from the flames and damage the rocket caused.

And Peter was in a fairly good mood since after the red and black assassin, Natasha, and Silver got back to his apartment they finally got around to that threesome he was hoping would happen. Long and very amazing story short, it was awesome. Natasha had to leave the next morning saying that she's been hired by someone for some espionage job but not before she left her contact information for Peter to use in the event he needs her weather it's sexual or not, Silver did the same when she had to leave too. Silver in fact had just left a few hours to return to Symkaria for some kind of holiday that required her presence as the last member of the royal family. So he was basically alone and bored until MJ returned from her trip.

In fact MJ had just skyped him this morning asking how things were. He said that for starters Nick would no longer be an issue as he was discovered at some kind of arms deal attempting to buy a meta enhancing drug. He won't be getting out of federal prison anytime soon. She thanked him and said that for his excellent service she will be doubling her payment to him, which he tried to decline saying he was merely doing his job. In the end she settled for a night of sex between her, him and Kory. When he brought up Dick and Kory's relationship her face went cold.

Apparently Dick had nearly slept with another woman and was stopped only because she stumbled across him doing so and promptly punched him in the face hard enough to break his nose. After comforting Kory she and the other red head decided to call their vacation short and were already on their way to the airport. She was calling to let him know she was coming home a few days early and where to meet up. After confirming they said their goodbyes.

Now Peter was staring outside his window when he heard knocking at the door.

(Knock) (Knock) (Knock)

The assassin slowly made his way to the door preparing for the worst. He readied himself for what might be on the other side and opened it to see…

Wade Wilson aka Deadpool.

"Hey Peter how's it hanging. Man I have to admit you can definitely pull off the red and black as much as I can. I have finally showed up in this story. Isn't it great? Even if it is at the moment a small part but I'll take what I can get at this point." the infamous merc with a mouth said dressed in his full body red and black spandex suit and oddly expressive white eye lenses with two swords strapped to his back and armed with an assortment of guns, knives, and grenades.

"…What are you doing here Wade?" Peter groaned out

"Oh the director of A.R.G.U.S. has hired me to capture you for her Suicide Squad isn't that awesome. I think that this is the first story in all of fanfiction where you end up on the Suicide Squad like for real. High five" Deadpool stated in his usual happy and at times annoying demeanor.

"Look Wade can you leave before I toss you out a window?" Peter said not really wanting to put up with the fellow red and black assassin right now.

"Fine, I'll leave but first" Deadpool pulled out a small device and pushed the button on it. "there we go, that should do it" Deadpool said happily

Peter looked at the man confused "What are you doing?"

Deadpool looked at Peter before saying "This" and promptly teleported behind Peter and before the older man could react jammed a needle filled with a special serum that would render Peter unconscious.

"Now all I have to do is wait for the-" Deadpool was unable to finish as Peter punched the merc so hard that his fist went right through Deadpool's face before Peter fell to the drug's effects.

Deadpool was quite for a moment as his face slowly reformed "Owwwwwwwwwwwwww! Mother fucker that hurt more than getting shot in the ass in my own movie." Deadpool screamed.

After his face had reformed completely Wade began to collect Peter's equipment so he can have something to use for his upcoming mission for Waller as seen above earlier.

"Man Spidey, you are in for a fun ride after this chapter. The shit you're going to face will be awesome. I'm actually a little jealous that you will be in the Suicide Squad but I won't. It'd be awesome." Deadpool said as he finished getting what Peter will need.

"Oh and for people wondering how I was able to take Spidey out it was simple" Deadpool showed the device he used earlier "This little beauty I was able to steal from the main bad guy that blocks Spidey's spider sense and I then used my teleportation device to get behind him and boom instant way to get Spider-man to join the Suicide Squad."

Deadpool then hoisted Peter on his shoulder and then said "Well this will be the last time you guys see this handsome and now extremely famous mug so if you want to see more of me I highly recommend my movie. It's the greatest superhero movie slash love story slash extreme violence movie of the year. So go see it PWEASE."

Deadpool then activated his teleportation device and teleported to the ARGUS installation to drop Peter off and get his money. Then go into hiding and hope Peter doesn't find him for a while and beat the ever loving hell out of him.

Flashback that seems unimportant and too long end


And scene. So now Peter's joining the Suicide Squad thanks to Deadpool's intervention. I actually think this might be the first Story in all of Fanfcition that's done this. Soooo I hereby call a small celebration. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

And what do you guys think of having Jocasta being here to help the team, she'll get a larger role later in a later arc.

Leave a comment below of what you think and what possible villains and heroes you want to see show up at the different points in the locations. The first one in Tokyo for the hero at least will be Catwoman who will replace Black cat's role and the two villains will be a surprise. Hint one of them is the Marvel girl that's to show up. So see you guys next time.

Oh and if you don't mind maybe recommend this story to other people… don't have to but you know it'd be nice of you guys and girls if there are any reading this. No pressure you don't have to if you don't want to.