This chap is a bit shorter than the two previous ones were, but I love it. It's not as funny as the others, definitely more akward. It needed to be written though, it's what triggers something in Bella, but it's also a lot of filler. PLEASE stick with me!

P to the S - Next chappie my favorite Nerdy Boy gets to experience something new... and wonderful...

Per the norm, I don't own Twilight. I do own about 5 guitars, 3 amps, 1 violin, a drum set, and a keyboard though.

7. THE AFTERMATH OF SOCIAL HELL pt 2

About fifteen minutes after I had established that Nerdy Boy did know how to wipe his ass, and in fact had only put these particular boxer briefs on after his shower, before he got dressed for the social last night, room service knocked on the door.

"I wasn't sure what you'd like to eat, so I just told them to bring up anything." He said shyly. So that's what he meant on the phone.

"Oh, thanks." I replied. "So not that I'm not grateful and all, but how did I end up in your hotel room? In your clothes?"

"What's the last thing you remember?" He asked while he put our sandwich platters on the coffee table, "I got you Coke, I hope that's okay, it's what you drank your whiskey with so I assumed you liked it."

I nodded my head and he placed a cup of ice next to my plate, along with a can of Coke. I opened my can and began to pour my drink.

"Well, I remember you carrying me like a baby into the bathroom, and propping me up to puke. I think I remember Alice freaking out or something. Where is she?"

"After I got a room and we got you situated, she went home with her boyfriend. She said she'd be here at around two to bring you clothes and stuff. Did anyone other than me and that girl get you a drink? Did you leave your drink with anyone other than me?" The furrow between his brows showed up again, but it was mostly blocked by the thick frame of his glasses.

"No. I know what happened though." I took a bite of my sandwich.

"You do? How would you know you were drugged?" He seemed astonished that I would know, I'm guessing most girls didn't.

"Because I saw Tanya clinging to this guy James that I used to go out with. He's the roofie king. That's why I dumped him over a year ago. I didn't know he was still harboring ill feelings towards me." Now I was confused. "Wait, how did you know I was roofied? No offence, but you don't exactly scream 'party goer' or 'roofie aficionado'."

"My dad's a doctor. I called him. You seemed way too fucked up to just be drunk. Plus Alice told me that you've never been sick from alcohol. I thought at first that you might be pregnant, that's how my older sister found out she was pregnant. She had gone out drinking and got really sick off of like, two drinks. She'd never gotten sick like that either. Alice said there was no way you could be pregnant though, so I called my dad, and he said you had to have been slipped something."

I had to laugh.

"What?" he asked.

"You're the only person I could picture calling your Doctor Daddy about something like that." He looked a little disgruntled so I tried to placate him. "Aw, don't be so sour. Look, if it's any consolation, I'm pretty thankful it was you who came to my rescue. If it were Alice, I probably would've woken up naked on my bathroom floor. Not that she isn't a good friend or anything, but I saw how many drinks she was slammin'. And if it was Emmett, and I had to wake up wearing his underwear… gag me." I shook my head and took another bite of sandwich.

I pondered over my statement and my feelings of thanks for my adorable Nerdy Boy when I realized something. Someone had to have gotten me out of my dress and into his clothes.

Now, I'm no prude, but I'm not an exhibitionist either. Not to mention, I probably offered him many sexual favors in my stupor.

"Um…" I slammed my eyes shut. I couldn't ask this question looking him in the eye, "so did you dress me?"

Edward coughed and sputtered for a few seconds and I opened one eye to look at him. His cheeks had turned bright red and he was thumping his chest with his fist. Awww! I opened my eyes all the way to watch him try and compose himself, suddenly having confidence in my situation.

Edward was hot and adorable, and he had taken care of me all night long. He had respect enough to sleep on the couch, and make sure I was dressed, whether he did the dressing or not. Plus, I seemed to turn him on. Maybe desperation was making me see all these things, but suddenly, I wanted him. His crazy hair and too big feet and hands were doing funny things to my lady bits.

His coughing fit was over and he nervously rubbed the back of his neck.

"Well… uh, you weren't kidding when you said that Alice would leave you naked. When I got us all up here, she starting stripping you down, so I went into the bathroom and uh… took off my boxers for you, and my shirt. I handed them to her without seeing anything though, so don't worry." He added on that last part in a rush.

He was officially too cute for words. I looked at the time and saw that Alice would be by soon with my clothes.

"Hey, did Alice say if she had anything she had to do after she dropped my clothes off?" I was secretly hoping she did, and since it was Saturday, chances were she was going to visit her grandmother at the hospice center.

"Actually, she did. She said she'd be bringing you a bag of stuff and your truck, and that her and her boyfriend would be heading to see her grandma. How did you know?"

"Lucky guess." I smirked.

We finished eating in relative silence. We would say a short something here and there, but for the most part we didn't feel the need to fill the silence with endless chatter. Alice showed up and thanked Edward profusely for taking care of me, but said she couldn't stay because she was running late.

She did however, find a few seconds to pull me outside of the room for a small warning. "If you don't tell me everything, and I mean everything, I will kill you."

She then kissed my cheek and took off down the hall. I smiled and shook my head.

I came back into the room to Edward watching TV. He looked up when he saw me. "You're more than welcome to get showered and everything here. I had to pay for an extra night because check out was at ten a.m."

I instantly felt guilty. "Edward, you should let me pay. It's my fault anyways."

He held a hand up to stop me. "Nope, it's already taken care of, and it's not technically your fault."

I saw an opportunity here, and decided to take it. I had gotten a quick glance in my bag and saw that Alice had literally packed everything I'd need to get ready for a day, and the outfit was pretty cute, so I knew that the plan formulating in my head would be easy, at least on my end.

"Okay Edward, how about this. To make up for… everything… you let me take you to dinner tonight and then again after our tutoring session on Tuesday?"

I don't think Edward had ever been asked out until then. He stared up at me from the couch, wide eyed with his mouth hanging open.

"Um… uh… oh…" He stuttered. I think he was trying to accept.

"Edward, would you like to go to dinner with me?" I laid it on thick, batting my eye lashes and speaking in a low voice.

All he could do was nod.

"Perfect. You might want to go back to your place to get ready though. I'm thinking that cute little Italian place on Third and Wallace how does that sound?"

Once again, all I got was a nod. Oh, this is going to be easy! I didn't want to admit it, but maybe Alice and her stupid little ways of knowing how things were going to turn out had benefited me. At least in this instance.

Oh, and Tweet Tweet - DaniVandal