Chapter 8: Hidan

(A/N: Hey guys. I'm warning you all now. There is a lot of swearing in this chapter. Well, you all guessed there would be. I mean, it's Hidan. I apologize in advance if anyone is offended by any of the words used. They in no way reflect the writer or her beliefs. Sorry, had to cover my butt. hehe! Anyway, I gotta rate this one M. Only for the whole language thing. Anyhoo, enjoy!)


Hidan glared at the door to Konan's room.

"I'm sick. She says. I can't leave my room, she says. Shit…" he grumbles under his breath, mocking what Konan said to him and the rest of the group.

He asked Jashin to help him to not kill Konan as Pein had instructed, then asked for forgiveness because he wouldn't be able to kill her.

"Hidan? Hidan, are you there?" Konan calls from her room.

He growls and grinds his teeth, then slowly walks into the room.

"Okay, Kakuzu told me you tricked him. And he NEVER gets conned. So, fuck you. You can rot in this hellhole. No matter what you fucking say, I ain't doing SHIT!" he says, glaring at her.

She blinks at him as if he was speaking a language she didn't understand.

"…huh?"

"Don't play dumb, bitch! I know what you're trying to do! And I have 2 words for you. Fuck. You."

Konan's bottom lip quivers, her eyes filling with tears.

"Crying won't work on me, twat. Cry me a fucking river, I don't give a rat's ass."

Konan whimpers and sucks in a shaky breath, her whole body trembling. Hidan stares at the wall, uninterested. She wraps her arms around herself and cries.

"Stop the fucking act, Konan. You never cry."

"Well, I'm crying now." She squeaks out between sobs.

"Sure you are…"


After 5 minutes of straight crying, Hidan starts to get a little uncomfortable.

"Okay, you can stop crying now."

She continues to sob. Hidan shifts his weight awkwardly from foot to foot, getting slightly anxious.

"STOP FUCKING CRYING!! I KNOW YOU'RE FAKING!"

"Stop yelling at me. And I'm not faking." She sniffles, tears still running down her face.
"Stop trying to make me feel fucking guilty, twat! It's not gonna work!"
"Would you please stop swearing at me?"
"FUCK NO! I'll fucking swear as fucking much as I FUCKING WANT!"

Konan looks at her hands, watch them shake uncontrollably.

"Can you leave? I'll be fine. You go do what you want."

Hidan rolls his eyes and looks at her. "No. I can't leave. Pein told me to keep an eye on you. So suck it up."

She glances up at him, her eyes somewhat pleading. "Please? I just want to be alone."

"No. I'm not going anywhere."

"Hidan, PLEASE! I'M BEGGIN YOU! YOU JUST MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE! PLEASE GO!" she yells at him, new tears running down her face. He scoffs and leaves, muttering about how emotional females can be.


About 20 minutes later, Hidan knocks on Konan's door to check on her. "Konan? Konan, you okay?" He asks, peeking into the room. Konan was sleeping soundly. He could see the tear marks on her cheeks.

"Fucking twat. Cried herself to sleep." He rolls his eyes and turns to leave. Konan's eyes flutter open, and she sits up.

"Hidan?" she rubs her eyes sleepily.

"Yeah? What do you want?"
"Don't call me a twat."
"What?"
"I said… Don't call me a twat, you fucking douche bag."

"So, you've decided to show your true colors, eh? But fine, I won't call you a twat… cunt." He grins as he sees Konan's eyes spark and fill with anger.

"Shut up, you pussy!"
"You're the pussy!"
"Fag!"
"Dike!"
"You're a dickhead!"
"Takes one to know one!"
"YOU'RE A DICK-FACE!"
"YEAH? WELL, YOU'RE A VAJAYJAY-FACE!"
"Get over here and tell me that like a big man- Oops! Guess you'll have to stay over there. Big is 5 inches and up." She smirks.

Hidan sniffs around the room and acts like he smelt something bad. "Ugh! Konan! Close your legs! I smell fish!"

She growls at him, ready to rip out his throat. He grins at her and leaves the room, dodging the kunai that was thrown at his head.


hehe! okay, all the threats here I mostly heard from a few of my friends. I was at my friend Kayla's sleepover party. And one of the girl's wanted to sleep. And it was 3am, so we were all pretty crazy. So, 2 of them start saying random insults to eachother. Don't worry, they didn't mean them. They're friends, and they were just being silly. So, they kept calling eachother cunts and stuff, then one of them was like, "You're a dick face!" and the other was like, "yea? well, you a va-jay-jay face!" and then she was like, "Ugh. Close your legs. I smell fish." hahaha!! rofl, much? ahaha! Anyway, I'm glad this one didn't take forever to submit. So, next person is... my fave, Deidara. Okay, see ya guys next time! Love all ya'll!