Naruto's Ninja Harem!
L.T: Hey guys! I'm so happy! NNH is now even more popular then 'Erza Teaches', my former reigning champion! The final score stands thusly:
ERZA TEACHES: 47 REVIEWS
NARUTO'S NINJA HAREM: 52 REVIEWS
WINNER: NARUTO'S NINJA HAREM!
So, I naturally want to celebrate! This chapter is dedicated to all of you who reviewed me and said such nice things about my story. Aishiteru!
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Laughing, Naruto wrapped his arms around her waist and spun around, until they were both dizzy and gasping for breath. Staring into her eyes, Naruto whispered, "I love you, Ten-chan," and their lips connected, so gently, but inside, Tenten's heart was soaring… she had found her place, and it was in Naruto's arms, and she was more than happy to stay there…
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Naruto had been busy during the last month. He'd had to spend his money a little more economically than he had previously. After all, he had Anko, Hinata, Kurama and Tenten living with him, so he'd been forced to lay off the ramen, but, with four girls more than willing to cook the most delicious food, he wasn't too upset with that.
Besides, when Neji had turned up at the door looking for him, he was convinced the pessimistic boy was about to neuter him with the Gentle Fist, but Neji had instead issued a challenge. "I will be your opponent in the upcoming Chuunin Exams in six months," he monotoned, "and I wish to make a wager with you. If I win, you will release Hinata-sama and never speak to her again. If you win, I shall train you in as much of the Gentle Fist as I can, and shall become your bodyguard. Do we have a deal?"
Naruto had agreed, but kept quiet the fact that Hinata had already begun teaching him the art, and that his bloodline worked as well as the byakugan did, with almost the same effect. Instead of seeing the tenketsu, Naruto's bloodline allowed him to see the pleasure and pain points in the human body, and the Gentle Fist was perfect for activating them.
Naruto smiled, and a trickle of blood ran out of his nose when he remembered the times he'd used the pleasure points to bring his girls to screaming orgasms, but Tenten had never joined them in bed. They made out, of course, and Naruto had often felt her up, but Tenten had said she just wasn't ready, but they could make love on her seventeenth birthday, which was the ninth of March, next year.
As Naruto trained his bloodline and Gentle fist, changing the style into a new Taijutsu he called Pressure Fist, a pair of mysterious figures arrived at the gates of Konoha, rousing Izumo and Kotetsu, the 'Eternal Chuunin', from their dozing. "Toad Sage", the two said in unison, a particularly useless skill they'd spent hours practicing. They quickly stamped out two passes, and opened the Leaf Gate, ushering the two shrouded men inside.
"Well, sensei, we're finally here," the shorter cloaked figure said to the larger. "Are the girls really as beautiful as you say?" "Now, Hensuke, has your master ever led you astray?" Hensuke pondered for a second, and then nodded. "Yup, all the time, boss...in fact, you still owe me that sixty Ryo." Jiraiya winced at the memory, and then shook his head. "Enough of the pointless blathering! Let's get some... 'Research', done. I need to get the next issue of Makeout Paradise on the market as soon as possible."
The two mysterious shadows hurried down an alley, and disappeared. Elsewhere, Naruto woke with a feeling of foreboding. "I sense a strange chakra...strange and...Pervy..."
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The day of the Chuunin Exams.
Naruto spent the next five and a half months training his speed, until he could outstrip Neji in a flat race. The new Taijutsu that he'd perfected had evolved into three sub-styles;
The first, he named 'Ascension', and using his bloodline, his eyes turned a hot pink and glowed. He could then see the pleasure centres of the human body, and used the Gentle Fist to strike them precisely, charging his fingertips with chakra to inflict more pleasure.
The opposite side of the technique was dubbed 'Cataclysm', and inflicted horrific pain on the target. Naruto's eyes shone a sickly yellow when he activated this style, and could even kill with a few well-placed blows to the ribs and stomach.
The final and most deadly of the 'Unholy Trinity' was known as the 'Overload', and took on the aspects of both previous sub-styles. Naruto's left hand and eye glowed pink, and his right hand and eye turned yellow. The power behind these strikes could utterly burn out the pleasure and pain centres and leave his opponent a charred wreck, incapable of even breathing on their own anymore.
Naruto had sworn never to use the Overload Fist on someone unless his life was in danger. The other two styles, however, were free to use at will.
Naruto had asked Rock Lee for a little help with his Gentle Fist-like style, and Lee had willingly agreed, loudly proclaiming that "YOSH! The fires of YOUTH burn brightly in your heart, Naruto-san!" and after and intense three-hour-long spar, the two had become firm friends. Naruto had invited Lee over, and had slapped a piece of paper on his shoulder when he arrived. "What's this paper you have stuck to me, my youthful friend?" Lee asked, and nearly fainted when Naruto told him, "It's a seal that will allow you to use your chakra, Lee. Consider it my thanks for earlier."
Lee concentrated, and suddenly a blue light flared around his fists, and then brightened. "YOSH, NARUTO-SAN! I HAVE FINALLY BEGUN MY JOURNEY DOWN THE TRUE PATH OF THE NINJA!" Lee yelled with delight, before hugging Naruto and dashing off to show Gai-sensei.
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Now, Naruto was preparing to take on the pride of the Hyuuga, Neji himself. The two met in the arena, and Gekkou Hayate raised his hand. The match begun, and the ninja proctor leapt aside as the two young shinobi charged at each other, chakra flaring and swirling as they tried to outmatch the other. Naruto put his hands together, flashed through some signs, and yelled, "Shadow clone jutsu!" Four shadow-clones popped into existence, and they all drew kunai before dashing straight at the bored-looking Hyuuga.
Neji blurred into motion, dispatching two of the clones in a single move. The other two clones pulled back, and then lunged again, flipping over Neji's head and landing behind him. The first clone slashed diagonally with the kunai, but Neji hopped over the blade and kicked the clone in the face, knocking it into the second clone and dispelling them both.
Landing on the sandy arena floor, Neji bowed slightly. "A good tactic, but I was destined to defeat you... no one can change their fate, my young opponent." Naruto simply grinned, before creating twenty more shadow-clones and sent the entire wave charging after the white-eyed teen. Neji leapt into the air, spinning like a top, and kicked three clones out of the fight. Two more swiftly followed, and they poofed away.
With a quarter of his clones gone, Naruto charged in himself, hanging back to keep out of Neji's range. Neji, on the other hand had Gentle Fist style-d another six, using his byakugan to destroy the grinning blonde pests. Finally growing bored with beating up clones, Neji sprinted straight at the original Naruto, striking him several times in quick succession, and the blonde sputtered up a string of blood. "NARUTO!" Anko yelled, staring at her boyfriend in shock. Beside her, Tenten and Hinata were close to tears. "N-Naruto," whimpered Hinata, and Tenten put her arms around the sniffling bluenette. As they watched, Naruto fell to his knees, and popped like a smoke bomb.
Neji started, blinking in surprise. "What?!" a kunai whistled towards his head and he ducked. "How did you do that?!" Naruto poked his tongue out. "Durable shadow clone jutsu! It reinforces them with a solid layer of chakra, dumbass." The infuriated Hyuuga lunged at his tormentor, who dodged the first strike, flipped over the low kick, twisted out of the path of the third, and slammed both palms into Neji's gut, launching him a few feet. "Twin palm-heel strike, Uzumaki Pressure Fist style!" Neji spat, and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. "Byakugan!"And the veins around his eyes swelled, activating his Kekkei Genkai.
Naruto placed his hands, palms together, formed a hand sign that looked like his right index finger through a ring made of his left hand's thumb and forefinger, and shouted "Yorotamigan!" His eyes lit up hot pink, and his fingertips pulsed a pink chakra that confused Neji's eyes for a moment. Only a moment, but that was enough. Naruto shot forwards, striking pressure points on Neji's arms and shoulders with a style which, though different, was still distinctly a Gentle Fist style Taijutsu.
With every blow that hit, Neji felt overwhelming euphoria. 'Thi-this shouldn't feel go-od, but I...can't focus.' "Naruto! What is this!?" Naruto sniggered, and replied, "Eight trigrams sixty-four palms, Ascension style!" his eyes changed colour, from hot-pink to rusty yellow. "Now, try this! Eight trigrams sixty-four palms, Cataclysm style!" he performed the same move again, but this time, where there had been a fuzzy feeling of warmth, now all that Neji felt was excruciating pain. "AAAAAAAAAAAARRGGHH, KAMI THIS HURTS!" he screamed, sinking to his knees. It felt like his soul had been torn out, fed into a mincer, and then doused in vinegar and acid before being fried.
Hayate Gekkou, the proctor, reappeared, checked Neji over, and then held up one hand. "The winner of the fight between Neji Hyuuga and Naruto Uzumaki, is NARUTO!" the crowd were stunned. But Anko, Hinata and Tenten were cheering, as was the third Hokage, Iruka-sensei, and the 'Ramen pair', Ayame and Teuchi Ichiraku. Naruto helped Neji up, and hit a few more points, freeing him from the constant torture.
Neji bowed, and said, "I have lost. I will honour our bargain. Hinata-sama is your woman, and I am your humble servant." Naruto shook his head. "No, you are not my 'humble' anything! You are my new friend, and you fought well, Hyuuga Neji. In fact, Hinata-chan started teaching me the Gentle Fist, and I shaped it to fit my 'pleasure-pain eye', my bloodline limit. Your Byakugan allows you to see my tenketsu, whereas my Yorotamigan allows me to see the pleasure and pain receptors of the human body, and activate them with the Gentle Fist."
From the stands, a pair of figures, the same ones from earlier, to be precise, watched the blonde with avid interest. "He fights like the Hyuuga, but is not a Hyuuga himself? Hmmm... I may have to meet this boy soon..." the white-haired man mused. "I'll draw him out, then you can talk, Jiraiya-sensei," said Hensuke. "Yes...you do that, young Kurokawa, and then we'll see what he really can do..."
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L.T: whew, that was cool! I created the Pressure Fist when I imagined how badass Naruto would look using the Hyuuga style, and this popped into my head. His Taijutsu was originally one style, but when he used his bloodline, ti split into three sub-styles, two of which he used against Neji. 'Ascension' is the pleasure variant, and 'Cataclysm' is the one that deals pain. The third one will be seen in the next chapter..MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...
