EPOV

I woke up in the backseat of Jasper's car. Which I was only able to recognize because of the car seat poking me in the back of the neck. That and the entire side of my face hurt - a lot.

Jasper glanced in the rear view mirror and saw that I was awake. He made an incoherent noise in my direction.

"Damn, you're awake."

Hard as it was to open my mouth through the searing pain that shot up my face whenever I moved my jaw, I managed to stick my tongue out as Jasper.

He rolled his eyes at me and sped up as he saw a speed bump up ahead The car was violently jostled and bumped as he hit it, consequently causing me to bash my cheek on the seat in front of me.

I swore loudly. That had hurt like a son of a bitch. Jasper cackled at me. Honestly he did. He didn't laugh he cackled. I had to resist the temptation to cuff him in the back of the head or spit out an angry retort at him, Forks wasn't exactly known for the quality of its roads and there was sure to be more potholes and speed bumps ahead.

Jasper quickly made a sharp turn that threw me against the seat again, and once again, I swore. He seemed to be getting a kick out of causing me pain. Maybe I shouldn't have called him out on anything involving his libido.

Gravel crunched under the wheels of Jasper's car. Where was he taking me? The hospital was on a paved road. He couldn't be trying to dump me somewhere out in the middle of nowhere could he? I mean it wasn't like anyone Jasper knew that had medical trai-. Oh right.

Jasper's car lurched as he went through yet another pothole. I growled.

"Are you aiming for those damn things?" I snarled.

Jasper smiled gleefully. "Yup."

"I hope you crash your precious car."

He laughed once. "Now there's an idea."

"I hate you."

Jasper parked his car in front of his parents house and got out opening the back door and gestured grandly for me to get out.

"I know."

And with that he pulled me up and out of his car by my arm and shoved me. none to gently I might add, towards the Cullen mansion. I stumbled up the front steps and landed on my knees in front of the door. Jasper stomped up the steps behind me, reaching over my head to push open the door and throw me inside.

"Edward? Jasper? What are you two doing here? And what happened to Edward?" Carlisle questioned from where he sat on his couch.

Jasper didn't answer his father, instead choosing to grab me roughly by the arm and drag me through the Cullen's living room into their kitchen, and push me roughly into a hard wooden chair

"Jasper Aiden Hale. Explain. Now." Carlisle had followed us into the kitchen, and I assumed that he had caught sight of my face because he was absolutely livid. Carlisle hated to see anyone hurt, even if they weren't exactly on his list of favorite people. Jasper gave me a look that clearly stated how little he trusted me and then turned around and started to explain the situation to Carlisle, meanwhile I raised my hand and began tenderly feeling around my face, trying to figure out what areas were injured the worst.

I lightly pressed my fingers to the highest part of my cheek and hissed in pain, it was definitely broken. How badly I didn't know. I gingerly felt the rest of that side of my face. It was tender from being thrown into the back of a car seat, but nothing else was too badly injured.

"...so I punched him, and brought him here." Jasper finished lamely.

Carlisle still looked angry. "How hard did you hit him?"

"Hard enough to knock him unconscious." Jasper answered not looking at his father.

Then Carlisle did something that I never would have expected from someone with his demeanor. He clapped Jasper on his shoulder. "Good job son." he said proudly.

"Dad!" a bell like voice exclaimed from the doorway.

Everyone's head turned to the source of the sound. I gaped at the pixie like beauty before me, Jasper groaned.

"Alice what are you doing here?" he ground out.

"I live here in case you've forgotten."

Jasper and the petite beauty continued to bicker, about what I'm not sure, I wasn't listening, I was far to busy gaping to pay attention to anything that was happening around me. That's probably why I missed Carlisle retrieving his medical equipment (he must have kept supplies somewhere in the house) and coming over by me to attend to my broken face. In fact I missed damn near everything up until Carlisle flicked my cheek.

"OW! What the hell was that for?" I whined.

Carlisle glared at me. "You can't sleep with my son's fiancee, insult him, come to me for medical attention, and then drool over my daughter and expect me to be happy about it."

Wait. That woman arguing with Jasper was Carlisle's daughter? Carlisle only had one living daughter that I knew of and that was Alice. But the beautiful creature standing before me couldn't be geeky Alice that I remembered from high school could she? I studied the woman's features more closely. The high cheekbones, the raven black hair, the big green eyes... all things that the goddess in the kitchen and Alice Cullen had in common. But it couldn't be her.

Alice Cullen had been a complete nerd in the truest sense of the word, baggy clothes that didn't quite fit right, three inch think Drew Carey glass, and a refusal to meet anyone's gaze outside of her family. This Alice Cullen had stylish well fitting clothes, either contacts or 20/20 vision, and appeared confident enough to take on the world. Whatever happened to the shy little geek that had darted through the halls of Forks High with her nose buried in her books?

"Jasper you are an ignorant ass if you hadn't procrastinated so damn much none of this would have happened! Don't blame Edward for your being such a dumb fuck." Alice finished telling off Jasper in a large gust of breath and marched off.

I know what happened to the shy little geek.

Jimmy Choo shot her.

I know I know it took sooooooooo long for me to write that. I'm sorry I really am. But on the bright side its my b-day today yay!!!! So this chapter and my latest fanfic 'Ten Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen' are my birthday present to you. Please review, oh and also would somebody ANYBODY, go visit my profile page and review 'Hood' or 'The Fates' both are my stories and I hardly have any reviews for them, its so disheartening to only get reviews for the things that you write in one category, so please check those out I am begging you. I think that there might be maybe two or three chapters left to this story before I'll end it so anyways

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