KDZ: This isn't much of a love story but it's getting there…

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Naruto characters! Or Usher's song "Confessions Part 2"

Attention: There is no such thing as flyers seminar. To my knowledge…

Thus so far: Neji and Tenten swear revenge on the two, Gai-Sensei has revealed that he once worked at Happy-Happy-Happy- Have a fun time park and found out he has a son? Rock Lee…same as always

The Roommates from Hell

Chapter 8: Stuck with you!

XOXO- No one's POV- XOXO

"BuWAHAHAHA" Tenten said laughing evilly as she saw the flyers in Neji's hand, Neji just sighed. "What's wrong?" Tenten asked him, "well…it's just…we're not very good at this" Neji said looking at the flyers.

"Oh? You mean at flyers? Nonsense! I went to a flyer seminar, I'm quite good at them" Tenten said offended that he had not liked her flyers.

"Not at FLYERS! I mean at being…evil" Neji said shaking his head, you'd think it would come with the Hyuuga genes or something but that must not include the branch members or something.

"You LIE! We're BRILLIANT!" Tenten said happily, "I mean changing Rock Lee's name tag from Rock Lee to Rachel was freaking brilliance!"

Neji nodded, he had cried over it- oh yes, it was deliciously evil.

"The MERRY GO ROUND?" Tenten said pointing to the Merry Ground controls, "but we didn't DO anything! We were going to but- it was already fast for him I guess" Neji said shrugging. They hadn't even touched the control box.

"Stealing his money and changing it with Monopoly money? That was pure evil! The man was outraged at Rock Lee!" Tenten said almost impressed that Neji had done that.

Too bad he didn't. "No…I didn't change the money" Neji said with another sigh, "then where did that monopoly money come from?" Tenten said confused. Neji just shrugged as a response.

"Saying you had to go to the bathroom then leaving him there to get lost! C'mon! That was GOOD" Tenten said enthusiastically, Neji started laughing.

How could he have ever doubted them, they were as Tenten said- Brilliant.

"Now this one we'll hand out flyers about how unsafe amusement parks are! It frigging smart! Rock Lee will flip!" Tenten said handing out the flyers with Neji, the people looked horrified at the flyers.

Oh yeah, the pictures were a great touch. Educational with a dash of disturbing.

"Well what do we do now?" Neji said as he handed out the last of the flyers to a group of 5 year olds and their teacher, who instantly grabbed them and pulled them out of the Amusement Park.

"I know! We'll go to the top of the Ferris Wheel and drop cryptic messages to Rock Lee, and he wouldn't be any the wiser" Tenten shrieked happily, Neji just grinned happily.

"What are we waiting for?" Neji said as they ran to the Ferris wheel to latch their latest part of their devious plan to get Rock Lee.

They came across Rock Lee's newfound friend who was first in the line yet again, "Hey. I'll give you 10 bucks for your spot?" Tenten tried but the man shot them a dirty look.

"I was hoping it wouldn't have had to come to this" Neji said as he made a byagakun, then thrusted his leg back and kicked him where the sun don't shine.

"What's the Byagakun for?" Tenten said confused and Neji just said: I don't know, I really just haven't done it in a while.

They boarded the Ferris wheel as the man called after them- NKSDLOSFMWDAMDDSD

"So we drop the message?" Neji said as he wrote the message that he hoped would shake his fellow teammate with nothing but fright!

"Yes…we are truly evil" Tenten said as she spotted Rock Lee as Neji dropped the note to him, and they laughed. Manically, because even Orichimaru could be this devious! This evil! Really and Truly!

They opened their ears to hear a tyrant of swears from below only coming from Rock Lee. "What did you write?" Tenten said grinning happily, "Adieu! Because we'll get them both!" Neji said laughing manically. "You know French?" Tenten said pretty amazed.

"That was French?" Neji said looking down at the steaming Rock Lee, Tenten gave him a look of disbelief. Was THIS the Hyuuga genius? Then again, he was only Branch.

"Let's just sit back and enjoy this ride," Tenten said happily, as suddenly the ride came to a halt as they had reached the top of the ride.

"What? What? What?" Neji said getting scared, the ride had STOPPED!

"The ride is broken" Tenten shrieked, they were stuck on a ride in Happy-Happy-Happy-have a fun time park and she was NOT happy.

"Could this GET any worse?" Neji moaned as he shrunk down in his seat, this was horrible! Rock Lee had to be destroyed! Tomorrow they'd get Gai-Sensei!

Out of nowhere, there was hip-hop music? Then again who else would be by the Karaoke Machine belting out.

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I can say

Ms. Content said she's got my own bay-bah

These are my confessions

Man, I'm thrown and I don't know what to do

I guess I got to give Part 2 of my Confessions

If I'm going to tell than I got to tell all

Sobbed and cried when I got that wake up call

I'm so throw-ed; I don't know what to do

But to give part 2 of my Confessions

Gai-Sensei was on the podium singing, god…he could be such a weirdo sometimes- all the time.

"There are…3 of them?" Tenten shrieked out shocked, "No" Neji said in shock. That would- throw everything out of proportion! EVERYTHING!

Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
Got me talkin' to myself askin' how I'm gon' tell you
'bout that chick on confession 1 I told ya'll I was creepin' with, creepin' with
Said she has my baby and she's keeping it

The first thing that came to mind was you
Second thing was how do I know if it's mine and is it true?
Third thing was me wishin' that I never did what I did
How I ain't ready for no kid and bye bye to MY sensei-ship

"Le Gasp!" said a voice from below, it was Rock Lee who had snapped out of it and walking as if in a trance towards the Sensei.

Sittin here stuck on stupid, tryna figure out
When, what, and how I'mma let this come out of my mouth
Said it ain't gon' be easy
But I need to stop thinkin', contemplating'
Be a man and get it over with (over with)
I'm walking to the Stand
Racin' to her place
Talkin' to myself
Preparin' to tell her to her face
She open up the door and didn't want to come near me
I said "one second, baby please hear me"

These are my confessions

Just when I thought I said all I can say

Ms. Content said she's got my own bay-bah

These are my confessions

Man, I'm thrown and I don't know what to do

I guess I got to give Part 2 of my Confessions

If I'm going to tell than I got to tell all

Sobbed and cried when I got that wake up call

I'm so throw-ed; I don't know what to do

But to give part 2 of my Confessions

"Wow" said a couple from beneath them, as Gai-Sensei had pulled Ms. Content out of her stand which everyone pretty much guessed was her home.

This by far is the hardest thing I think I've ever had to do
To tell you, the students I love
That I'm having a baby by a woman that I barely even know
I hope you can accept the fact that I'm man enough to tell you this
And hopefully you'll give me another chance
This ain't about my career
This ain't about my life
It's about US
Please

"Gai-Sensei" Ms. Content said crying as she wrapped her arms around him, "Oh Content!" Gai-Sensei said sobbing as WELL

"Will you go out with me? Try to make things work with you and the ugly…I mean my son?" Gai-Sensei pleaded as she wiped away her tears and nodded.

The kid ran up to hug his dad but Gai-Sensei just laughed nervously, "let us save THAT for later!" was all he said as he and Rock Lee skipped away in glee.

"YOSH! The Power of SEXINESS!" they yelled as they skipped into a pole and cried for a bit of the pain but set off skipping once again.

As Tenten and Neji just watched grinning from ear to ear, Gai-Sensei's plan had just been hatched.

Then they realized they probably might never come down from that ride, "but our evil schemes?" Tenten wailed knowing that revenge might not be theirs.

"Don't worry eyebrows will get their due, they will get their due" Neji said as his he clenched his hand together, his knuckles turning even whiter.

"Let us jump, and prove the world our love- I mean Revenge!" Tenten said passionately, as Neji raised an eyebrow.

"You want us to jump from god-knows-how-high to prove we're evil?" Neji said whipping his hair down in shock. "Well…now that you put it that way" Tenten said sulking in her seat as the ride resumed.

They got off the ride and confronted the Roller Coaster attendant, "Excuse me but what was the problem with the Ferris wheel?" Tenten asked.

"The problem?" The attendant said confused as Neji explained about the ride stopping. "That's part of the ride" The attendant said rolling his eyes and scoffed as he went to board the rest of them.

"I guess it's lucky we didn't jump then" Tenten mumbled, "you think?" Neji said angrily.

Tenten just flashed him a smile, and then Neji's mouth creaked into an odd position…it was a smile.

The End

KDZ: Of chapter I mean, anyways! Next chapter "Yosh! The Yellow Beast of Konoha goes on a date!"

Gai-Sensei has a date with Ms. Content, Neji and Tenten set out to destroy it, while Rock Lee gets stuck babysitting Gai-Sensei's child trying to harness him into becoming the next Beast of Konoha! Though Gai-Sensei's child wasn't what Rock Lee was expecting!

Adieu for now,

KarmaDreamz