I am now addicted to Kirby, *Starts to cry* I know I just love how cute and squashy he is. AWWWWWWWWW! Guess who got me addicted to that? Lol *Few will understand that* My little brother loves him too.
Warning: You will LEARN something in this chapter. Just so you know...
Chapter 8: Repita
"Hey Bro!" Mr.L called as he walked up to Luigi and leaned next to him in the middle of the hallway.
"When did you start calling me bro?" Luigi questioned while looking at him.
"When I got this!" Mr.L informed while holding up a birth certificate. The blanks were answered as followed.
Name: Mr.L duh...
Weight: None of your business!
Born on: A bed stupid!
Is the child of: Iris and Stirleng, what? I don't know their last name. Dummies...
"This is obviously fake," Luigi informed.
"Oh really? How?" Mr.L questioned while throwing his hands on his hips.
"On the third blank they're asking for the DATE! And you spelled my dad's name wrong!" Luigi listed.
"Doctors are stupid they don't know!" Mr.L shot back.
"I'm sorry but we aren't related. But my parents could adopt your lonely soul of you like," Luigi suggested.
"First of all I'm not a lonely soul, second didn't your parents already adopt that dude with the teeth?" Mr.L asked.
"That dude with the teeth?" Luigi repeated.
"Cameron," Mr.L said louder.
"Oh no, since he moved in when he was an adult my parents let him live with us. He was legally an adult!" Luigi explained.
"Okay I understand," Mr.L gave Luigi smile and skipped down the hallway. Luigi closed his locker and tightly wrapped his hands around his books. He was happy he was a Junior, but he was disappointed about how soon college was coming. Was he ready for that? Luigi was daydreaming about what was going to happen as he walked down the hallway.
Luigi wasn't watching where he was going and he accidentally bumped into Daisy making both of them fall backwards and land on the ground. Luigi quickly snapped into realty and stood up to help his friend up. "Sorry about that I was thinking," Luigi responded while grabbing Daisy's hand and pulling her up. Luigi's cheeks turned a bright red as he did so.
"It's alright thanks. Plus I was looking for you," Daisy informed while smiling.
"What do you need?" Luigi asked with his cheeks still red.
"I just wanted to apologize for the pain I put you through. Even though I'm being honest what I did was wrong. Going out with Marshall when you were still hurt. I was being self-centered and I feel horrible about what I did to you," Daisy said in all one breath.
"I'm sorry for accusing you of something you didn't do," Luigi apologized. Luigi looked up at Daisy and he gave her a hug. Daisy wrapped her arms around Luigi and placed her head on his shoulder.
"So you think that we could turn things back to normal?" Daisy asked while staring up at Luigi.
"I think so," Luigi said with a smile. Daisy leaned in and gave Luigi a kiss on the cheek. Luigi blushed in response.
"Best boyfriend in the world," Daisy whispered while holding his hand.
After School...
Mario walked into his household and slammed the door right behind him. Right after he closed it and walked a bit and ended up in the family. Once there he plopped himself on the couch and turned the television on. A few minutes passed until the front door flung open and revealed a tired Rosalina breathing heavily, and her hair messes up. "You can't run forever," Rosalina informed.
"Then I'll walk," Mario spoke. Rosalina walked over to Mario and sat down right next to him.
"Come on now Mario, you know that I have to tutor you in Spanish Class. You're going to fail it," Rosalina replied while taking some books out of her backpack.
"Whatever," Mario mumbled. Rosalina snatched the remote from Mario and turned the television off. She then looked at Mario and then picked up a pencil.
"Repita, el lápiz," Rosalina instructed.
"What?" Mario questioned.
"Repita means repeat so; repita, el lápiz," Rosalina explained.
"Mail Lips," Mario replied.
"Not Mail lips, el lápiz. What does el lápiz mean?" Rosalina asked.
"I'm guessing a pencil since your holding one," Mario said with a smile.
"Si; muy bien," Rosalina congradulated.
"And that means..." Mario began.
"Yes very well, you need some more practice," Rosalina informed. Rosalina stood up and walked over to a clock that was on a table. "La reloj es encima de la mesa," Rosalina spoke.
"La Ricky intablacana!" Mario exclaimed.
"You're just mixing words and sounds together," Rosalina shot back.
"How do you think they created the English Language?" Mario questioned.
"Ug okay this is what I said: The clock is on top of the table!" Rosalina informed.
"I know that it's my house duh," Mario responded.
Rosalina ignored Mario and began to walk around the room while pointing to things and speaking, "Repita, el libro."
Mario: Bookito
Rosalina: La silla
Mario: Chairito
Rosalina: La bolígrafo
Mario: Folderito
Rosalina turned towards Mario and put her hands on her hips. "You can't just put the word 'ito' at the end of the word to make it Spanish," Rosalina scolded.
"Yeah you can," Mario said with a confident smile.
"Whatever, anyways repeat after me. El Sacapuntas," Rosalina spoke while moving her hands in the motion of a pencil sharpener.
" 'Elloseekeepenintwotasss," Mario mumbled and then smiled in response.
"NO no no!" Rosalina exclaimed and then lowered her voice.
"Hey I can speak Spanish," Mario said with a smile.
"NO YOU CAN'T SPEAK SPANISH. YOU'RE AN IDIOT!" Rosalina exclaimed and then walked out of Mario's house and slammed the door behind her.
Mario, Luigi, and others were sitting in health class talking. They were speaking until the teacher stood up and began to speak. "Hello class we have a brand new lesson," The teacher named Mrs. Dodson said with a smile. Ms. Dodson then held up a small square package and looked around with a smile. "What is this?" she asked.
A few students giggled and no one raised their hand to answer. "How about Mario?" Ms. Dodson suggested while looking at Mario.
"A condom," Mario response while leaning back.
"Correct, now I would like to a have volunteer,-" Ms. Dodson began.
"NO!" All boys except Mr.L yelled. Mr.L was actually raising his hand to volunteer.
"I mean a volunteer to apply this condom to this human body," Ms. Dodson replied with a smile and pointing to a skeleton.
Mr.L shook his head and then put his hand down. "How about umm Daisy," Ms. Dodson said with a smile.
"Oh no not her. She has had far too much practice," Dimentio replied as Daisy walked past him to the front of the room.
Ms. Dodson handed Daisy the square package and smiled in response. "GOOO DAISY!" Donte yelled from the back of the room.
"Do I have to do it?" Daisy mumbled while folding her arms.
"Yeah you have to," Ms. Dodson responded with a smile. Daisy slowly opened the package and then looked around the room for reassurance.
"Wow I wonder if it's like this all the time," Mr.L mumbled to an invisible Chandler next to him. Daisy sat there with the item sitting there just standing.
"Fine, you can go back to your seat," Ms. Dodson sighed as she picked a basket up from the table. Daisy walked back to her seat and sat down in-between Donte and Alec. "Alright I'm passing around condoms to everyone of you so you'll have no excuse but to use it." Ms. Dodson spoke. Mr.L looked over at Daisy and winked in response.
The basket was passed around and it soon got to Mario. Mario grabbed one and then he passed it to Luigi. As soon as the basket went into Luigi's hands Mr.L swiped it away from him. "You won't be needing one," Mr.L said with a smile. Afterwards Mr.L took one and then examined the package. Then he took the entire basket and dumped it on his desk.
Mr.L raised his hand and Ms. Dodson glared at him."Um excuse me, but I don't have enough." Mr.L informed with a smirk on his face.
"Idiot," Daisy mumbled under her breath.
"I'm celibate so yes I don't need one," Luigi said with a smile on his face.
"Ohh I've got it, I had your brother two years ago," Ms. Dodson said while clapping.
"Inside y-," Mr.L began but then Daisy smacked him on the back of his head.
"In my class, I loved Marshall," Ms. Dodson informed.
"I don't like him," said Mr.L.
"And we don't like you," Donte spoke and then began to touch his braces.
"Marshall told me that he is going to wait until he was married to have sex. I just love him," Ms. Dodson laughed.
"Well let me put it this way, Marshall has been inside of many things beside your classroom if you know what I mean," Mr.L informed and then raised his eyebrows twice.
School takes a lot out of me, and next Chapter will be long, funny, and random.
Question of the Chapter: What do you think of Rosalina and Cameron?
