A/N Usual disclaimer: I don't own the characters. Having no internet sucks :( I am so glad I've got it back now :) I have no idea where I'm going to take this chapter, but I'm sure I will figure it out. I have a feeling this won't be my best, but you never know.
Flashback from last chapter (Earth Kid Tree Hugger's):
"Mine are worse. Vati will tweak Mutti's nip-nips in front of guests, and Mutti goes to watch male strippers like Uncle Eddie."
"No, mine are worse."
"Why?"
"They just are. Now shut up and give us a snog."
My Chapter –
1 second later
Cheeky cat.
Does he think I am shameful minx?
That I will just snog him when he asks?
Huh.
Now I am going to go on snogging strike against him.
Hahahaha how do you like that Mr Laugh?
1 minute later
My strike didn't work.
My vair rude lips ignored my strike and did what I told them not to do.
Snog Dave.
Merde.
Now he will think I can't resist.
Pssh.
Of course I can resist him.
Even if he is gorgey and groovy gravy.
I know what you're thinking.
But matey type mates are allowed to think that about each other.
Aren't they?
10 minutes later
Dave fell asleep mid snog!
How rude is that?
Vair rude if you didn't know.
I wonder if that has ever happened to one of the ace gang?
And no you silly minxes of the world, I don't mean have they ever snogged Dave and he has fell asleep mid snog.
I meant I wonder if they have ever been snogging and their horn partners have fallen asleep.
Although they probably haven't snogged at 5 in the morning.
1 minute later
Dave is so cute when he is sleeping.
Aaaaw.
1 minute later
Ahh I am never going to get to sleep…..
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
11am
Giddy god I am so tired.
Where am I?
Have I been kidnapped or something?
1 minute later
Oh yeah.
I am at Dave's.
Why am I at Dave's?
...Oh yeah. Elderly loons doing strip karaoke.
Erlack! It's too early to even think about that sort of stuff.
Hmm this pillow my head's on is really comfy.
1 minute later
It's not a pillow.
It's Dave's chest.
Bare chest.
How did I end up with my head on his bare chest?
Again.
I wonder what the time is.
1 second later
Merde!
Its 11:00am mutti and vati will go ape shit.
Well that' if they are even awake after their Strip Karoake Orgey.
Erlack, I really do not need that image in my head.
1 minute later
Right I've got to get up.
Not that I want to.
No brain! Don't think those things.
I pushed myself over to the other side of the bed but Dave grabbed me and pulled me back down next to him.
Aaw he looks so cute when he's sleepy.
He looked at me vair dazed then said:
"Oh no, you're not going anywhere until I get a morning snog."
"Mr Laugh, it's too early for snogs"
"It's never too early for snogs Kittykat"
Then snogged me.
20 minutes later
Yummy scrumboes.
Me and Dave are still snogging.
He is even tip top on the snoggosity front in the mornings.
Marvy!
Although I really have to go home.
I need to sort myself out I look a bloody state.
Erlack!
I bet I have so many lurkers because I didn't take my makeup of last night.
1 minute later
"Dave, I really need to go home now"
"No you don't"
"Yes I do"
He looked vair Dave the un Laugh.
Aaw was he upset that I couldn't stay with him?
Then he grinned and said:
"Fine but I'l come with you. The streets can be vair dangerous in the early hours."
"Its 11:30"
"Yes"
"What is there that's dangerous in the streets at this time?"
"Ancient Elderly Loons, the pope, invisible camels… do I need to go on?"
"No."
"Get on Dark Star then Kittykat and we will ride to your house!"
That is so weird.
I was saying in my mind diary yesterday that Dave and I hadn't actually ridden together but now we are.
Does he read my mind?
30 minutes later
Why do Elderly Loons stare at two vair norma normal people riding their camels/horses?
That is vair normal.
They are the ones that are loons.
And elderly loons at that.
That's even worse.
This is the sort of world we have to live in.
Scary aint it?
10 minutes later
We finally pulled Dark Star and Cammie to a stop outside my house.
Dave looked at me.
Marvy.
Another staring fandango; just what I need.
But he surprised me by snogging me.
10 minutes later
After we finished snogging, Dave hugged me.
Strange.
We normally only ever snog.
I don't think he's hugged me for gazillions of time.
He's so…comfy and warm.
I don't know why but I feel… tingly and natural in his arms.
Strange.
He pulled away, grinned at me and said:
"Well our camels must go separate ways for now. S'laters Kittykat, and never eat anything bigger than your head." and quickly gave me a peck and rode of on Cammie.
Why does he always leave me confuzzled?
House of Loons
Oh marvy.
Mutti still hasn't cleaned up Libbs poo.
It's so erlack a pongoes in here!
I tried being sneaky sneaky going up the stairs but I ended up falling up the stairs because of Our Lord Sandra on the stair.
Our Lord Sandra, why do you hate me?
"Georgia, is that you?"
"No."
"Don't be so cheeky! Come into the living room."
Ho hum pigs bum.
Can't I have one day off from elderly loons?
1 minute later
Erlack!
Mutti and Vati are cuddled together on the sofa.
Snogging.
In their nuddy pants.
Gross.
This is the sort of thing I have to live with.
Horrific really.
Well if all they are going to do is snog then I am going.
But mutti saw me as I was going towards the door and said (not snogging vati anymore obvs) :
"Excuse me young lady get back in here I am talking to you."
"You were snogging vati"
"Don't be so rude. You are in big trouble missie."
"I know mutti, but if you covered your nungas the trouble for me would be gone as I wouldn't be in danger of getting knocked out"
"Don't talk to me like that. You are in big trouble for staying out last night without telling us. Where were you?"
"Well Mutti that is your karma for physiologically harming me with your strip karaoke."
"Stop being cheeky and answer the question."
"I was at Jas's"
"Oh really? So Dave went to Jas's with you?"
Merde.
I forgot about that.
Then vati decided it was time to shake his badger and said:
"Georgia, you are grounded for lying and staying out without our permission."
Typico.
They cheat on eachother and play strip karaoke and I get in trouble.
How did I get a family like this?
7:00pm
I am so in Bored Ville that I could die and I wouldn't know.
Vati won't let me come out of my room and I am not allowed to go on the phones.
I'm barely allowed to have a jammy dodger.
How cruel can they get?
Plus I missed a phone call from one of my pallies.
I bet they are heartbroken from not hearing my voice.
See? Vati's not only harming me but my poor pallies as well.
As a protest against it, I have barricaded my door with my chest of drawers.
Well at least I won't have any loons in the room that way.
Half hour later
Being alone in a room without t.v is vair boring.
The only thing I can do is my makeup.
Oh well at least if I die in here out of boredom I can look fabby and gorgey.
Half hour later
Make up done.
Once again in Bored Ville.
Oh someone come save me!
1 minute later
I swear Dave can read my mind.
Just as I was asking in my brain for someone to save me, he threw a rock at my window to get my attention.
I opened it and looked down at Dave.
Wow Dave the Laugh to the rescue!
He grinned and said:
"Hey Kittykat,there's a Super Duper Fabby Barmy and Ace Party Sleepover at Rosie's. Well that's what she calls it. Anyway Ro-Ro said if you don't come she will trample you with a Viking."
"But Dave, I'm grounded"
"I know I called to tell you earlier and your mutti told me. Climb out of the window and down the tree."
"Are you mad?"
"No. Come on Kittykat, do you really want to stay in your room like a lonely loon or come out and have fun with your bestie pallies."
"I'll be right down."
Thank you Baby J that I am wearing jeans and not a skirt.
And that I have makeup on.
And that I changed into a better outfit when I got home.
10 minutes later
I can't believe I actually climbed out of the window and down a tree.
Well technically I fell from the tree, but Dave used his speedy pants to catch me in time.
Thank god he did.
Otherwise I would have been in Ouch Universe.
And I hate that place.
It's vair painful.
10 minutes later
Me and Dave are holding hands.
And we aren't even horn partners.
Unfortunately.
No brain! You shouldn't think stuff like that.
Masimo is my horn partner.
Although he hasn't called me.
In at least a couple days.
How rudey dudey is that?
Dave's not my boyfriend, and I see more of him then I do Masimo who is my boyfriend.
Although I think Dave might be a Teen Stalker.
Shut up brain!
Outside Ro-Ro's
Let the fun begin!
A/N Not much happened, but I'm sure Earth Kid tree Hugger's next chapter will be fabby. My fingers kind of typed this on their own so blame them if you didn't like it but I hope you did.8 pages, longest for me so far. :D Leave a review please! :)
