Chapter 8- Situations
Trish was beautiful.
Created in the image of Dante's and Vergil's mother, she was beauty defined.
Despite the purity of her appearance, dressing in a pure manner was not for her. She loved the leather. She loved the tight clothes that flaunted every single curve she had. If only that bitch succubus wasn't here, she been on the minds of most of the men here. But even Dante was caught in her web.
Oh well. Fixing her top so she could be showing off great cleavage, but in no danger of the puppies falling out, she walked out of her room.
And smacked into the very large Thor.
"Hey! Watch yourself!" Trish said, rather angry. Thor stared at the much smaller woman.
"You gonna move or something?"
"I, the mighty Thor, requests your assistance," he said, loudly. Trish raised an eyebrow.
"For what?"
"To aid me me on a quest to find the lost Amulet of Athena!"
"Why me? Why not someone like Dante or Ryu?"
"Because Dante is annoying, and wears no cloth on his chest, and Ryu won't stop training to give thought. And you have similar powers to me." Trish sighed.
"Isn't the fact that we have similar powers, no matter how wrong that is, be a disadvantage for us?"
"...I ran into you first."
"See. The truth doesn't hurt a bit."
"Woman! Will you travel with the mighty Thor to retrieve the Amulet!" Thor exclaimed, nearing knocking the much smaller woman off her feet.
"Geez, okay! I'll do it!" Trish shouted back.
"Thor appreciates it."
"...Can you use a pronoun?"
Six hours later, the duo lands on a distant peak, staring at their destination.
"There it is. The cave wince the Amulet rests!" Thor shouted. Trish looked at him for a second, and shook her head softly.
"Do you ever calm-"
"Don't stand still! Move! The amulet is waiting!" Thor exclaimed, running toward the cave. Trish had come to regret coming on this journey.
"2:00 and still no sign of Trish?" Dante said, resting on the couch. It was very unusual for a day to past, and no Trish to bother him about money, or how he needs a shirt or something. He found those days quite pleasant.
However, today, he would prefer talking to her.
"Oh well, might as well see how Lady's running the shop," Dante said, gearing up, to travel to his place of business.
"BY ODIN'S BEARD! YOU MONSTERS SHOULT SEE ANOTHER RISE!" Thor hammed, threatening the braindead monsters that protected the Amulet. Trish facepalmed.
"Can't you calm down for a sec?" she asked. Thor did the opposite.
"HEAR MY CREED, EVILDOERS!" Thor screamed, leaping into the pile of monsters, "I SHALL NEVER LET EVIL AND DARKNESS TO PREVAIL! IT'S MY HONOR, VALUE, AND DUTY TO ASSURE THAT YOU, AND ALL OTHER EVIL CAN NEVER RISE!"
Trish stared at Thor, wondering if he was dropped as a child.
"Sup," Dante said, stepping into Devil May Cry, his company/house. Lady was sitting in his chair, counting money.
"Hey. How did you get that?" Dante asked. That was the most money he's ever seen in his business. Lady smiled.
"Missions and good money management," she answered.
'Aw shit. Here it comes,' Dante thought, thinking he about to get another lesson in money. Instead, Lady walked up to him, and touched him on his chest.
"Go upstairs. I have a surprise for you."
Wait what?
"Thor! Hey, calm the hell down!" Trish shouted, frying one of the monsters, with her own electricity. Thor, on the other hand, was banging with Mjonir, madly. Monsters, missing half their body and other inessential parts went flying.
'At least he's quiet...' Trish thought, with a smirk, slashing nondescript monsters with her own weapon, Sparda.
Dante was absolutely amazed.
This wasn't the first time he had sex with Lady, yet, he was absolutely amazed on how awesome it was.
Beating Trish in the area of sex was next to impossible (However, after the night with Morrigan, Dante had to revalue certain things). Lady tried her hardest, but every time it happened, there was an inkling of awkward involved.
But not today. Oh, on his father's name, not today.
It was just...perfect. Just...awesome.
But how? How did it become so great. The absence of me and Trish? The company I =n her command? The money? The-.
THE MONEY!
It's the money! If we have money, I could get this sex anytime! It'll probably make Trish better too!
Dante, lying in bed, with Lady snuggling up to him, finally had a reason to manage his money.
"Alas! We have finally found the Amulet of Athena!"
"Hip," Trish said, lacking enthusiasm. Thor grabbed the treasure chest, and then slowly opened it. Inside, there was a note.
"Dearest brother,
I trickd ur dumbass. LOL at u!
Love, Loki"
Trish stood, seething.
"I was tricked by my brother! Damn you Loki! DAMN YOU!" Thor screamed. Trish has had enough.
"YOU FUCKING IDIOT!" she screamed. Thor flinched. "YOU'RE A REAL GOD DAMN MORON, YOU KNOW THAT! I CAN'T BELIEVE THE THOUGHT OF SLEEPING WITH YOU EVEN CROSSED MY MIND!" Enraged, Trish stomped off. Thor processed the words, then followed after her.
"Wait, Thor is sorrowful!"
