Chapter 8! At the concert! It's the triumphant return of the Spanish Inquisition! Oh, and Tayuya has a very dirty mouth, but if you read chapter 7, you ought to know (most) of them are blanked out. And there is an extremely random Black Cauldron reference. But, I think you've come to expect really random things from me.
Have fun!
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Naruto, Lee, Hinata, Neji, and Tenten all took their seats. Naruto scanned around, looking for the best escape route. He could probably jump off the balcony they were on, into the insane crowd below, and find his way out. Hopefully for her sake, Tenten would follow.
"I SHALL PROCURE THE SNACKS!" Lee shouted, and ran to the concessions stand.
Lee had some very bad timing, as the band came out onto the stage almost the minute he left. The crowd went wild as they took their spots.
"What is up, Konoha?" Tayuya spoke into the microphone. The crowd roared in reply.
"Are you ready to ROCK?" She asked again.
"YES!" Most of the crowd shouted.
"No, Not really." Shikamaru replied, sitting right next to the stage.
"Then why are you even here?' Kidomaru asked, agitated.
"Because my dad." he replied, pointing to his father. He was wearing a Sound Five T-shirt, had a Sound Five slurpee cup in his hand, and was hopping up and down like a giddy school girl, spilling said slurpee all over the said t-shirt in the process.
"That's kinda creepy."
"And embarrassing. I'm really very ashamed to be related to him right now."
"Kidomaru, you (bike horn)bag! Get focused!" Tayuya barked, inwardly cursing this retarded T rating.
Kimimaro clicked his sticks, and the band started.
"We are the ones who stalk in the night, filling you up with ninja-y fright..."
Meanwhile, Lee was attempting to balance food of comedic proportions. The hot dogs were slightly listing, so he hopped on his right foot to counteract it. This, however, made the cheesy fries start falling, so he had to hop on his right foot. Then, the amount of grease from the fried dough caused the bottom of the paper bag they were in to rip, and all the food fell to the ground.
"NOO! This is terrible! What shall my teammates think of me now, having failed such an easy task! I simply must try again!"
Lee dusted himself off, and went back to the stand.
" ...Gonna stab you in the eye! With a kunai!..."
"So, Tenten! Are you feeling youthful yet?" Neji asked. Tenten was plugging her ears, and making sure she didn't miss the cue from Naruto to book it.
"Um, sure! Yes, I'm very youthful."
Neji squinted, looking at her. She didn't seem to be acting all that youthful...
"Are you sure?"
"Yes! Now please Neji, leave me alone!"
"YOU LIAR! You aren't youthful at all! Lee better hurry up with those snacks..."
Naruto kept glancing at Hinata to make sure she didn't try anything. She seemed pretty wrapped up in the music, however. That was a good thing. Now, when to escape...
"Ninja of the NIIIIIIGGHHTTTTT!" Tayuya sang, ending the first song. The crowd went nuts, especially Shikamaru's dad.
"Thank you! Now that I have a moment, we have a couple of things to say. First, thanks to the Hokage for letting us put on this show, and Icharaku ramen for sponsoring. Also, this is for Yamanaka Ino. It says, 'Will you marry me? From, Aburame Shino'"
"Oh, Shino!" Ino gasped. She and Shino were sitting right next to Hinata and Naruto. "Of course! I would never marry anyone else!" Then the two started vigorously making out.
"Woah." Naruto stated, impressed that Shino put any emotion into anything. And from the looks of things, he was trying to put a little more than emotion in Ino... "WOAH!"
"Next song!" Sakon cheered.
"Somewhere in the dark moonlight, a random ninja asks you to fight..."
"Naruto..." Hinata whispered into his ear. Naruto felt a chill go all the way up his spine. He also felt Hinata's hand going somewhere it really didn't belong.
"GET YOUR HAND AWAY FROM MY CROTCH!"
Tayuya stopped and glared up at them. She coughed and resumed the song.
"Be prepared! He could pull some crazy jutsu..."
"But Naruto-kun! Why can't we be just like Shino and Ino? They're happy! Do you not want me to be happy?" Hinata sobbed, starting to well up again.
"Oh no, I won't fall for it this time."
"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Hinata shrieked. The band stopped again, and Tayuya glared hard.
"Will you assholes shut up! Hey! I can say ass?"
"I guess so..." Kimimaro shrugged.
"Lets keep going." Jirobo said, though it was getting difficult to outplay Hinata's sobs. Even with the speakers at full volume.
"In the end, SOMEBODY TOLD ME!"
"Okay! Okay! Stop crying!" Naruto yelled. "Here, free hug." he said, hugging her. "Happy now?"
"Oh, Naruto, I knew you loved me! Let's get married!"
That was Naruto's cue to leave. He jumped over the balcony, and Tenten followed suit.
"WAIT TENTEN! YOU MUST BECOME YOUTHFUL!" Neji shouted, jumping after her.
"NARUTO! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE LOVE!" Hinata exclaimed, also following.
"Oh my (beep)ing GOD!" Tayuya shrieked. "Stop (honk)ing interrupting us, you (screech)ing (bonk) (squeal) (kapow!) turtle (squish) mother (various sound) ass!"
The four charged out of the drome, leaving a silent crowd. Tayuya panted in front of the mic.
"I am giving you all a warning! We will be interrupted only 3 more times before we kill something! GOT IT?"
Everyone nodded. The Sound Five started up again.
"We are the Undertakers! Not your average salary makers!"
Lee burst through the doors
"I HAVE RETURNED! WITH SNACKS INTACT!"
He looked around for a minute. All the people were looking at him with distaste. Not that Lee cared. Only more people to make youthful!
"Does anyone know where my friends have gone?" Lee asked
"Out. The. (Squirt)ing. Door." Tayuya said, teeth clenched.
"Thank you! I must give Tenten her snacks! Fare thee well!"
Lee left the building whistling.
"Anyone else?" Kimimaro asked. "Good."
"An undertaker is a violent genius. Piss one off and he'll cut off your..."
The second interruption presented itself in the form is Nara Yoshino. She broke down the door, and stomped up to Shikamaru's dad.
"Did I give you permission to come here?"
Both Shikamaru and his father cowered in their seats.
"Both of you are coming home now."
"But Honey..."
"DON'T TALK BACK!"
"Yes ma'am."
"One more time, then I snap. I swear to god, if there is one more goddam interruption..." Tayuya muttered under her breath. The band started up again.
In the audience, Genma whispered to Kurenai.
"Why do you think her hair is pink?"
"Don't know."
"Does this shirt make me look fat?"
"Be quiet."
"Am I sexy or not?"
"..."
"Did you know my butt can tell the future? It's gotten me into trouble more times than one. There was that time with the police, and when the Horned King wanted me to find the Black Cauldron for him...would you like to ask my butt a question?"
"God Genma! That's both disgusting and pointless! And stop asking me all these questions! I came here for a concert, not the Spanish Inquisition!"
Little did Kurenai know, but she'd inevitably doomed the poor person sitting in the front row.(We'll just call him...Mark for now.) When she made the statement, Baki, Mizuki, Ibiki, Aburame Shibi, and the 3rd Hokage's ghost all jumped up in from the side of the stage, wearing red cloaks. Baki stepped forward.
"Noooo one suspects the Spanish Inquisiton!" he said nasally.
"GGRRRRAAAAAHHHHH!" Tayuya yelled, grabbing her mic stand and throwing it at Mark's head. Scratch that. Through Mark's head. Poor, poor Mark.
"Be Prepared to face the wrath of the Sound Five, mother (crash)ers!"
"Yeah! No one interrupts my ELECTRIC TAMBOURINE! Solo, jerks!" Jirobo snarled.
"But we have been told by the pope to convert all the Muslims and Jews! Do not question the pope!" Ibiki declared. And the fight was on! The power of Religion vs The Power of Music!
Meanwhile, in other places, Naruto and Tenten were still running.
"Hey, this thing doesn't pinch quite as much now..." Naruto noticed.
"That probably means it's starting to fuse with your skin! We're doomed!"
"Your kidding! Gai never said anything about that!"
"Of course he didn't! He's Gai!"
Naruto and Tenten ran down the street, each praying they could escape their respective tormentors.
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Chapter 8, done! Wow, that was a ridiculously short time between chapters... I don't really know Genma's character, I just needed someone for Kurenai to talk to. His little butt speech is based off a VG Cats comic. So, don't sue me or anything...personally, this is one of my favorite chapters (chapter 3 still reigns in my mind). Oh yeah, and the song is original, if absolutely horrid.
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