Lies From Within

Chapter 8

After a few minutes there was a knock on the door. Roxy shot Aiden a questioning look, making him shrug. She opened the door to reveal her dad and she laughed lightly.

"What are you doing here this early dad? I didn't know you even woke up before noon."

He glared at her, then walked in. "So glad to know that's what you think of me, princess…"

She giggled and nodded before sitting on the bed next to Aiden. He gave her a glance before looking at Shawn.

"So... What do we do until the dancing pig, the wannabe rock star, and Uncle Paul show up?" Aiden asked, making Shawn laugh out loud.

Once he calmed down, he decided to answer his son. "Well... As far as I'm concerned, all three are still sleeping. So, we won't be seeing them any time soon. It's just the Michaels family." He replied with a smile.

"Oh NO! This is a tragedy... I have to invite somebody!" Roxy sarcastically shouted as she grabbed her cell phone and pretended to dial a number on it.

After a stern look from her father, Roxy sighed and put the phone down. Shawn sighed.

"You guys still wanna play truth or dare, don't you?" He asked.

"Hell yeah, of course we do!" Aiden happily shouted and pumped his fists in the air.

"I hope you guys don't choose to upload ALL the footage onto YouTube... I mean... There is some embarrassing stuff on there that shouldn't be shown to the rest of the world…" Shawn replied.

"OOOOOH dad used 'upload.' Such a fancy word for an old man!" Aiden sarcastically stated, receiving an evil glare from the originator of Michaels evil glares.

"Oh, like you and Uncle Paul kissing?" Roxy sarcastically asked. Shawn's face turned red.

"GAH! Don't mention that EVER again, Roxanne Marie! And not only that, but other stuff too..," Shawn smiled. "Nobody wants to see a stripping pig, their retinas might burn out."

Shawn paused to smile evilly, making Roxy smile and Aiden gasp.

"Not you, stupid. Shane." Shawn told his son.

"OH! I was about to say... I'm not a pig, I'm a smexy beast!" Aiden stated happily and kissed his bicep.

Roxy scoffed. "Yeah, and I'm Tinkerbell."

She received a glare from Aiden but didn't really care so she just smiled at him. She looked from her dad to Aiden and back to her dad. "This is boring," She declared, making Aiden nod and Shawn pout.

"What, you can't take some time out to hang out with your good old dad?"

Roxy giggled. "'Old' being the keyword there."

Shawn glared as Aiden laughed.

Roxy smirked as she got an idea. "How about we go wake them up? I mean... They do deserve it, and I know the perfect way to wake Shane up…" She stated with a smirk before grabbing her dad's cell and pushing send.

"What do you want at 7 AM Michaels?" Asked the gruff voice of Vince McMahon.

"Hi Vince... It's Roxy, how would you like to get back at Shane?" She asked sweetly.

She heard Vince muttering under his breath, then he suddenly mumbled 'getting back at Shane' and fully woke up. "Really! What do you have in mind?" He asked.

By this time, Shawn and Aiden had each gathered near the phone so they could hear the conversation. Roxy hated it when they did that but figured she wouldn't be able to stop it anyway.

"Well... I was thinking... That we could get him to go get breakfast... And then you could run into him there. Then we can decide what else to do in person so my dad and brother stop listening in, like jerks."

She glared at them as Vince agreed and said he would be at her room in a few minutes. She grinned before whacking both men in the head.

"You two are the most irritating family members in the universe!" She shouted.

"How do YOU know how aliens behave?" Aiden asked.

"Because she was one, we adopted her from Uranus." Shawn replied, saying 'Uranus' as 'your-anus.'

"OH MY GOD! Really?" Aiden shouted as he bounced up and down, receiving glares from his father and sister.

Roxy smacked him. "If anyone is an alien it's you! Not only that but..."

She smiled as she was cut off by two sharp knocks at the door. She opened it and ushered Vince into the room. She smiled as he smirked.

"All right guys, now how do we get back Shane?"

Shawn put two hands on his head and squeezed it. "I can't take these constant gear changes! Could you at least give me a five minute warning?" He asked.

Roxy and Vince glared at him. Aiden snapped his fingers, making everyone look at him.

"How about we take all his clothes and make him run around the hotel room naked looking for them?" He asked.

"Eui gavolt! Who in their right mind would want to see him naked," Vince shouted, making everyone nod their heads in agreement.

After a few moments of silence, Vince spoke up again. "Come on! This is the Michaels family here! You guys are supposed to be masterminds at evil plans! Come on oh mighty originator of D-Generation X pranks," Vince paused to bow to Shawn, who sucked up the glory.

"The crazy ass manager of her father and complete dominator of WWE Divas," Vince then bowed to Roxy, who smiled sweetly.

"And," Vince paused to look at Aiden, who raised his eyebrows, interested in what Vince had to say. "I don't have anything in mind for you yet, but when I do, you'll know." He stated.

"How about 'no longer in your business 'cause he wants to pursue a career in stunts?'" Shawn sarcastically asked, making Vince's eyes damn near pop out of his head.

"Gah! WHAT! Stunts," Vince saw Aiden nod his head, then sighed. "Well if that's what you really want to do, go for it." He stated.

Aiden smiled his thanks.

"We could always set something of his on fire..." Aiden suggested.

Roxy laughed but then thought and smirked.

"How bout we do something to his beloved car? I mean he's always gloating about it... Oooooh can we blow it up? Please?" She begged.

Vince nodded his head no. "Absolutely not! Anything but his car and his kids."

"We never mentioned using his kids to get at him... Although Declan could probably be useful…" Roxy stated and put a hand to her chin.

"Yes, yes. I heard ALL about how he punched Shane and called him a drama queen," Vince replied and rubbed his face tiredly. "Well, any other ideas?" Vince asked.

"Why don't we send him to some abandoned place nearby and have some male strippers waiting for him? And us, of course, with video cameras and such." Shawn suggested.

Roxy smirked as she looked over at Aiden then looked up innocently to her dad and Vince.

"Throw in Big Dick Johnson as well and I'm sold." She grinned as they nodded.

"Now where are we going to get male strippers?" Vince asked confused.

Shawn walked over to the night table and took out the yellow pages. "Easy. In here," He stated and held it up, then gave it to Aiden. "Here, you have the better eyes out of everyone here…" He stated.

Aiden took the book obediently and started searching through different contacts for strippers. He put his finger on a contact. "I found something you might like to see." Aiden stated.

"What is it?" Vince asked.

Aiden walked over with the phone book and put his finger on it.

Jenna's Escort Service.

"How about we call them?" Vince grinned and nodded as Roxy walked over and looked at it before turning to Aiden.

"We are going to film this correct?"

Aiden laughed at her question.

"Of course we are! Why wouldn't we? If dad said we were going to film it, we're going to film it." Aiden replied and smiled, making Roxy smile back at him.

"Good. Cause this HAS to be good,"

She paused and looked at the name of the company again.

"Uh... You should ask if they have male strippers." She told him, making his eyes widen.

"I can't call this in! I'll sound like I'm a homosexual!" Aiden shouted, then pouted at his sister.

"He's right, Roxy," Roxy turned to look at Shawn. "In order for this to work, YOU need to call it in." Shawn told her.

"Gah! Why me?" Roxy shouted.

"We don't really want them to know this is for a guy." Aiden told her.

"But wouldn't it make it better, to have GAY strippers?"

Shawn and Aiden thought a minute before deciding they would get both. Roxy sighed before dialing.

"We need to figure out where fir... Hi, I'd like to request some of your services. My name? Michael Shawn Hickenbottom... Yeah I know I sound girlier on the phone. I fake that nasty raspy voice on TV... This is my real voice," She smiled at Shawn's expression. He scowled at her. "Yeah... Well... Do you guys have any gay male strippers,"

Roxy paused and listened to the receptionist's response. "Oh! Well... Yeah... We need about five," She asked Vince, who nodded his head.

"Yeah. Five gay male strippers and five regular male strippers. Me? Gay? Oh no, no. We're throwing a surprise party for Shane McMahon," She paused and listened to the laughter on the other end of the phone. "I'm serious... Yeah, we're waiting for him to come out of the closet... Oh? Yeah, I know he has a wife and two sons... But he's been on the queer side... Ya know... Tippin' the Gaydar," Roxy paused to listen to the laughter once again. She had to try and stifle her own.

"Okay. Yeah, we'll pay your lead stripper when they come. Time? Well... About 4:30 at the old factory 3 blocks from the Marriot Hotel. Okay. Thanks," Roxy stated and grinned as she hung up the phone.

Aiden, Shawn and Vince applauded her. She smiled and took a slight bow. She turned to Aiden.

"All right now how do we wake him up and get him there? Shall we get Declan to help with that part?" Roxy asked.

They thought about it before shaking their heads 'no' and then Aiden looked to Shawn.

"Hey dad... Why don't you go tell him that we're all hanging in Roxy's room again for the game..?" Aiden asked.

Roxy grinned, picking up on it. "And then tell him the address of the warehouse as the restaurant…"

Shawn laughed but then mock pouted. "Why me?"

Aiden and Roxy looked at each other.

"Dad... He knows us as evil people who play pranks on him all the time." Aiden stated.

Roxy picked up on it again. "So he won't trust us, whereas you and Paul ask him to pick up shit all the time." Roxy continued.

She smiled sweetly as Shawn sighed and made his way to Shane's room knocking twice. Shane opened the door looking half asleep.

"What the hell do you want Michaels?"

"Well... First off, no need for your damn attitude, I've come in peace... Secondly... Me, my kids, Chris and the aardvark are planning on picking up with the truth or dare game later... That is, after we go out to dinner. You're still playing, right?" Shawn asked.

Shane nodded his head. "Not like I have a choice, Shawn."

Shane eyed Shawn's nose, which was still swollen and cut up from the night before.

"Oofa! How's the nose?" Shane asked.

"Its fine, thanks... Anyway... We're going to this restaurant that's about 3 blocks away from here. Here's the address..," Shawn paused and handed the address to Shane, who took it, read it and nodded his head.

"We're going at about 4:30. So I guess we'll see ya then." Shawn stated.

"Yep. See ya, Michaels." Shane stated and practically slammed the door in Shawn's face.

Shawn scoffed and walked away from the door. "Yep... But you won't be too happy to see me."

Roxy opened the door to see Shawn there tapping his foot impatiently.


"So, Shane will definitely be there." Shawn stated.

He smirked triumphantly, making Vince, Roxy and Aiden grin.

"Now what do we do until then..? Let's go wake up Paul and Chris... Please? I wanna wake up Chris... It's fun to torment him." Roxy stated.

Aiden laughed. "Why don't we put Kleenex up Paul's nose so he can't breathe and has to wake up?" He asked.

Roxy laughed and nodded, but Shawn frowned and shook his head. Roxy and Aiden put on identical pouts.

"Why not?"

Shawn gave them an 'are you serious' look, making them giggle. Roxy walked out before they had a chance to stop her and found Chris' roommate.

"Adam... I wanna wake Chrissy up... Can I borrow your room key," Adam nodded handed the key over to Roxy, making her smile. "Thanks... Oh and Jay says hi..."

She ran up to the room and let herself in before jumping on the sleeping wrestler.


While Roxy went off to wake Chris up, Aiden, Shawn and Vince plotted about how they could wake Paul up.

"Why don't I just go and do a Superman dive onto him?" Aiden asked, making Shawn laugh.

"Ya know, that's probably what your sister did to Chris. It won't look right if you do it to Paul, 'cause you're close to him and all... How about we stick his hand in water, then pour water near his leg and tell him he pissed the bed?" Shawn asked with an evil smile.

Vince laughed and smacked himself in the head. "You guys are too much! Why don't you just get somebody to go and lay down in bed with him and say they had sex with him while he was sleeping?" He asked, making Shawn and Aiden stare at him wide-eyed.

"You have EVIL thoughts, Mr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon!" Shawn shouted and pointed an accusing finger at his boss.

Vince smiled and shrugged his shoulders in a Shawn-like fashion.

"I know, I know... It rubbed off on me." Vince smiled as he replied.

Aiden put a hand to his chin in thought. "Who would be evil enough to go along with this?" He asked.

Vince chuckled. "Anyone, really, kid. Oh! Why don't you ask John Cena? He'd probably be more than happy enough to do it!" Vince shouted.

Aiden narrowed his eyes at the thought. After looking at Aiden's face, Shawn decided to reply. "I don't think that would be fair to Paul. He's more worthy then to be stuck in the same room as John Cena..."

Aiden smirked. "How about Randy or Santino? We could get Santino to act like he thought it was an 'American' thing to do."


Roxy was in a chokehold since Jericho hadn't realized it was her yet. He yawned before glaring and then releasing her. Roxy smirked and laughed her ass off as he whined.

"Roooooooxy, what the hell was that for?"

Roxy gave him her best innocent pout. "I was just waking up my bestest friend ever,"

He rolled his eyes before giving her a slight warning which sent her running. She opened the door and almost ran into Shawn, then was tackled to the floor by Chris.

"I seriously don't get why you're surprised Chrissy, I've done that before..."

She smiled up innocently at him then looked over at Aiden.

"RAPE!"

She giggled because it almost looked true. Chris was only wearing lounge pants as he straddled her on the floor.

Chris suddenly scrambled back and nodded his head no.

"Eeeew... That did kinda look wrong, didn't it?" He asked, making Shawn and Aiden nod their heads with a sarcastic smile on their faces.

"Just a tad." Shawn stated as he held up a hand to show how small it was, which he used his pointer and thumb and left them about a half an inch apart.

"So... Figure out a way to wake up Uncle Paul?" Roxy asked.

Shawn and Aiden looked at each other with a sadistic smile on their faces.

"Yep! We're gonna get one of the guys to go into the aardvark's room and lay in bed with him... Then tell him that they got a little naughty during the night." Aiden replied.

Roxy smiled brightly and clapped.

"Who came up with it?" She asked.

Shawn nodded his head, looking almost disappointed.

"Vincent Kennedy McMahon himself..."

Roxy and Chris's mouths gaped open. "WHAT?" They shouted in unison.

"Yep! Vincent Kennedy McMahon decided on how we're going to prank his own son in law." Shawn replied.

"Well, Stephanie did get the aardvark punk'd..." Aiden stated, remembering the episode that left most of the WWE Superstars laughing for days.

"Very true... The whole family is mischievous..." Shawn stated with a sarcastic sigh.

"So... Are we gonna keep playing truth or dare?" Chris asked.

Roxy nodded with a grin.

"So who's going to be Paul's bedmate?"

Aiden, Chris, Shawn and Vince looked to be in thought. Chris got an evil smirk on his face.

"Let's use Santino or Carlito... At least Carlito can make a getaway after spitting apple at him…"

Roxy and Aiden nodded in thought.

"So, is Vince staying to play truth or da... Hello," Roxy was cut off by the ringing of her phone. She blushed bright red. "Uh, yeah... Long story. Um sure... Talk to ya then. Bye." She hung up. "Is he gonna play truth or dare with us?"

"Who?" Shawn asked, not quite processing what just happened.

Roxy smacked herself in the forehead.

"Who else but the almighty Vincent Kennedy McMahon?" She asked.

Shawn scoffed. "Why in the blue hell would he want to play truth or dare? Use your remaining brain cells to think before you speak, Roxanne," Shawn paused to acknowledge the evil look Roxy was giving him. "You'd better wipe that evil ass glare off your face, young lady, or somebody won't be getting the Christmas present she's been hounding me for, for the past 8 months…"

Shawn paused and watched as Roxy smiled sweetly. "I love you, daddy..." She stated, making him scoff again.

"Yeah, yeah, I know... Anyway... No, he's not gonna play... But I got a good idea for a dare to get at both him and Paul." Shawn replied.

Aiden, Chris and Roxy got closer to Shawn with pleading eyes.

"OOOOH! Please tell us!" They all shouted.

Shawn smiled.

"Well... We could blindfold Paul and tell him to kiss the first person he walks into... And... Somebody can shove him straight into Vince. So... Vulah! He'll kiss Vince. We get back at the both of them." He stated with an evil smile.

Chris applauded Shawn. "Nice one, Michaels."

Roxy and Aiden nodded.

"So... Let's go wake up Paul," Roxy stated with an evil grin.

Aiden nodded, then walked down the hall and knocking on a door, only to be greeted by Santino.

"How would you like to get Mr. Levesque back for playing that prank on you last week?"

Santino shook his head no but pushed Carlito out the door as Aiden made the same offer to him. Carlito nodded, but immediately regretted it when he was filled in. The five made their way to Paul's room after making a quick pit stop at Aiden's room to pick up his video camera. They got to the room where Carlito stripped down to his boxers and got in the bed next to Paul, who, surprisingly put his arm around Carlito and pulled him close as if he were a teddy bear. Aiden struggled to hold back his laughter as he held the video camera in his hand, zooming in on Paul and Carlito. Shawn, Roxy and Chris also had a hard time holding back their laughter. Carlito only grew more pissed off by the second.

"You never said a camera would be involved, Michaels! That's not cool!" Carlito shouted in a whisper.

"Just shut up and lay there! Act like you're asleep... And remember, when he wakes up, act like you two had some naughtiness going on last night..." Roxy whispered back, making Shawn and Chris double over from laughing too hard, hitting their heads together in the process.

They didn't seem to notice the pain in their heads because they kept on laughing. Roxy sighed before pushing the two out and standing next to Aiden as Paul slowly but surely woke up.

"What the fuck are you doing in my bed, Carlito?"

Aiden had to bite his lip to avoid laughing out loud.

"Don't you remember Paul..? Well, I guess you wouldn't since you were asleep when it happened…" Carlito stated in a suggestive manner that had Roxy close to tears from laughing so hard.

"Wh... What are you talking about?" He asked as the color drained from his face.

"Well... I got a little naughty last night when you were asleep…"

Roxy and Aiden looked to one another before back to Paul's face... He was blushing embarrassed before rage took over.

"YOU WHAT? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I'M MARRIED!"

Carlito was thrown an apple and took a bite before spitting it in Paul's face and running down the hallway. Roxy turned to Aiden.

"You get that?"

He nodded with a big grin on his face.

"Oh yeah!"

They both started laughing as Paul went running after Carlito in only his boxers.

"I wonder if he knows that makes it look worse... We should get Steph in on this." Roxy suggested.

Shawn morphed back into the room.

"Uh... She already is on it. Vince called her and told her to yell at Paul for cheating on her. Carlito is running towards her hotel room right now." He told her.

Aiden and Roxy glanced at each other and made a run for Stephanie's room. Shawn was following close behind. Luckily, they got to Stephanie's room before Carlito and Paul. They knocked on the door until Stephanie answered.

"We didn't wake the baby did we?" Aiden asked.

Stephanie was about to answer but Roxy elbowed him in the stomach.

"Shut up Aiden! We don't care right now. Carlito is coming this way soon with Paul chasing after him. We're coming in to record you accuse Paul of cheating on him with Carlito. You knew about that, right," Roxy asked.

Stephanie nodded her head yes.

"Good. Let us in."

Stephanie moved to the side, ushering the three in.

"Sorry..." Shawn whispered, just loud enough for Stephanie to hear.

"And no," Stephanie stated as she closed the door and turned to look at them. "You didn't wake up the baby. She's with my mom and Marissa." Stephanie told them.

"That's good. Aiden, get a good angle. I wanna see Paul's face when Steph accuses him... This is gonna be funny as hell..."

Shawn nodded his head in agreement as Paul walked in looking hot and tired, from the looks of it he had failed in catching Carlito. Stephanie had the famous McMahon glare on her face and Paul looked worried.

"Did I forget our anniversary or something Steph..?"

She glared harder. "How could you cheat on me with HIM?"

He gave her a confused look and she held up a picture of Paul and Carlito with their arms around each other. Paul immediately looked embarrassed.

"Steph... I didn't do anything! I woke up and he was... There. I would never cheat on you babe!"

She glared and slapped him across the face, then laughed her ass off. He turned to see Aiden, Shawn and Roxy laughing as well, and Aiden holding his camera. He looked back at Stephanie.

"You looked so damn serious…" He stated and paused, giving her a puppy dog pout.

"Awwww! Paul..," She stated and hugged him.

"Your best friend and his evil children put me up to it." She stated in a joking tone.

Paul pulled away from Stephanie and smiled. "I know they did... And they obviously put Carlito up to climbing into the bed with me." He glared at Shawn, Aiden and Roxy, who shrugged their shoulders in unison.

"What can I say? We're good at what we do." Shawn replied.

Paul's face damn near turned red with anger. "You're DEAD, Michaels!" He shouted and lunged at Shawn, making the older man laugh and easily dodge him, making Paul fall face first on the floor.

Roxy and Aiden laugh harder, Shawn just stood there with the same grin he had on when Paul turned around.

"Soooo do we continue our game? Or do we do something else?" Roxy asked.

Aiden shrugged his shoulders.

"To be honest, I'm kinda hungry. Wanna go get something to eat?"

Roxy nodded with a smile.

"Sure... Are you three going to join us?"

They shook their heads 'no' and Roxy and Aiden walked away.


"So, please say I can drive…" Roxy pleaded with Aiden, who smiled evilly.

"Of course," Roxy smiled happily and reached for Aiden's hand, where he held the keys. "Not."

He closed his hand around the keys and began to lead his sister towards the elevator. Roxy pouted at Aiden.

"I CURSE the day you got your driver's license!" She shouted.

Once the two were in Aiden's car, Roxy put her seatbelt on and held onto the handle of the car door. Aiden smiled at her.

"Oh come ON! I'm not THAT bad!" He shouted, making Roxy turn to look at him.

"It's not that you're a bad driver, Aid... 'Cause, you're not... It's just that you drive too damn FAST,"

She noticed that Aiden had an odd look to his face. He was sitting in the car, staring at the steering wheel.

"Wanna turn the AC on? I'm roasting," Roxy joked with him.

Still no response, except for Aiden turning the car on and pumping the AC.

"Aiden, what's wrong?" Roxy asked.

Aiden looked at her. "I leave for stunt school next week."

Roxy gave him a small smile. "Don't worry little bro, you'll do amazing. You are going to be one of the best stunt drivers out there. You have the skills, and the need for speed. And I know you'll exceed... It's in your blood,"

She smiled and pulled him into a hug before sitting back and looking at the road. "Now come on, I got buckled in and prepared. Now show me your need for speed." Roxy stated.

She grinned as he put the car in gear and grinned evilly at his older sister. "You have no idea what you just got yourself into."

And with that they were off.

Not a single cop dared to pull Aiden over, and they reached their destination in about 3 minutes. It would've been a 15-minute drive if Aiden wasn't speeding, but Roxy noticed he had perfect control over the car, no matter how fast he was going or how sharp the turn was.

"Yeah... You'll do great in stunt school," She stated, almost breathlessly.

"How did you learn to drive like that?" She asked.

She always wanted to know how the hell he learned to drive like a NASCAR driver. "Well... I'm not sure, really... I just put the car into drive and stomp on the gas pedal." Aiden stated and he parked the car and turned it off.

The Michaels kids stepped out of the car. When Aiden shut his car door and turned around, he glanced at the car and frowned. Roxy walked over to Aiden.

"What's wrong?" She asked.

She then looked down at the car and frowned as well. They could recognize that car anywhere.

"John Cena is in the building."

Roxy sighed and pulled Aiden in after her. "He can go fuck himself... Come on, he won't try anything with everyone around, "Roxy grinned as the waitress looked up. "Table for two please…"

She smiled but then frowned when she saw Cena smirking at them. "Hey! What's up? Why don't you join me for breakfast?" He shouted over to them.

Roxy and Aiden glanced at each other, then Aiden leaned in. "He doesn't know I told you, and I doubt he even thinks I remember…" Aiden whispered to her.

"You wanna just play it off like it never happened, then?" Roxy asked.

"It's better than starting a bitter rivalry. Besides, if he starts acting creepy we can just say we need to meet dad somewhere."

Roxy nodded her head in agreement and walked over to John's table with her brother at her side.

"Hey, hey," John stated happily and stood up to greet Roxy and Aiden.

He gestured for them to sit down. Aiden smiled his thanks and sat down next to Ken Anderson, better known to wrestling fans as Mr. Kennedy. Roxy sat next to her brother.

"How you guys doing? Long time no see!" Roxy spoke with a shy smile.

They nodded.

"Yeah it has been awhile. We're good and yourself?" Ken asked.

Roxy smiled. "I'm good... Been catching up with friends here and there... Hanging out with the family,"

She smiled as the waitress came to say she'd be back in a moment for their orders.

"So how's it going with your careers? I haven't had a lot of time to catch Raw..."

"I'm loving being on Raw... It's a great opportunity for me, because a lot of the guys who inspired me to be wrestlers are on the brand... And besides, my all time favorite drops by once in awhile... So it's pretty awesome." Ken replied.

Aiden smiled at him. "That's exactly how I felt when my dad used to bring me and my sister around when we were kids. I was awe struck each time I stepped backstage, even though I knew most of the guys already."

Aiden paused and watched as Ken smiled back.

"Why did Shawn bring you guys around? Didn't you have school?" John asked.

"We were home schooled for the first few years, then when our dad met our step mom, that changed." Roxy replied, then watched as John raised an eyebrow.

"What about your mom? I never got the full story on what happened to her. Shawn is very vague about it." John replied.

"That's because he lost the love of his life, John..." Roxy replied, trying not to sound nasty.

"Our mom died in a car accident when I was just a baby and Roxy was about 5. Our dad had nobody to take care of us, nor did he want anyone to. He was attached to us, so he brought us with him wherever he went."

Ken smiled. "Your dad sounds like a great guy, I hope I can work with him more and get to know him," Ken stated.

Aiden smiled as Roxy grinned.

"Sounds like you have a conversation to have with Vince."

Roxy smiled and resisted the urge to sigh in relief when the waitress came back. Then had to resist the urge to gag when the waitress started flirting with John. She took their orders and then left, which both Michaels' were grateful for. Ken nodded his head after a short moment of silence.

"I know," He looked over at Aiden. "So, kid, are you gearing up for your Raw debut? I heard you got drafted." Ken stated.

John turned to look at Aiden as well. "Yeah, I heard that too. You ready?" He asked.

Aiden looked at Roxy, then the two men. "Actually... I decided not to go."

He only noticed Ken's eyes slightly widen. There was a certain gleam to John's eyes, and he smirked slightly.

"What? Why?" Ken asked.

"Well... Because... I was accepted to stunt school, and it's what I really want to do with my life. I'm leaving for stunt school next week, and I'm going to specialize in stunt driving. Disney World is looking for stunt drivers for a new stunt show they're coming out with called 'Lights, Motors, Action!' And they agreed to let me try out for the spot once I've had at least 2 weeks of stunt driving at a stunt school." Aiden replied.

Ken smiled at him.

"That sounds awesome, kiddo! You'd better invite your old WWE pals when you get into the show."

Roxy smiled genuinely. "Nah, forget his WWE buddies... He's gonna invite his sister." She said with a laugh as Ken smirked.

"Yeah right... Like he wants you there." He said with a laugh as Roxy rolled her eyes.

"So instead he'll want a loud mouth at his shows?"

Aiden and John both burst out laughing as Roxy smiled innocently at Ken's shocked face.

"I know you did not just go there." Ken stated still in shock.

Aiden then cracked up more. "Dude... You sound like a teenage girl!"

They all burst out laughing as the waitress came back with their orders.

The four fell silent as they started eating their meals. Ken was the first one to start talking; being it did seem a little awkward that the silence lasted so long.

"So... Why did you really want to give up being a wrestler, Aiden? I thought you really wanted to do it." Ken stated.

Aiden looked up at Ken. "Well..." He noticed that nobody was looking at John, and he took that moment to look at him from the corner of his eye. John was smirking. "I got accepted to both the WWE and the stunt school on the same day. My dad told me I had to choose one. I wanted to choose the stunt school, but I figured I'd be letting my dad down, so I said yes to Vince," Aiden paused again.

"After my sister left the WWE, I looked more into going to the stunt school. My stepmother started talking to me about it. I usually don't listen to a damn thing that comes out of her mouth, but I listened to her talk about the stunt school. She said that I really didn't seem happy with going to the WWE, which is kind of true... And that if I stay with a job that I don't really like, it's going to make me miserable. I'm good at driving at high speeds and I can keep control of the car, so I decided to call the stunt school back and agree to go down there... Besides, if I stayed in the WWE, I'd be nothing but a whipping boy for a few weeks, before getting tossed into a tag team that'll go nowhere, and probably get shipped back to OVW." Aiden explained.

"I think you're right to leave, Aiden. Don't want you to be miserable in your work force." John stated.

When Aiden looked at him, he winked, making Aiden glare and look back down at his food.

Roxy had to look down at her food to hide her glare as well. If it was up to her she'd walk over to him and kick his ass right now. But it wasn't, so she stared and picked at her food, praying for something to get her out of sitting across from the asshole. She sighed bitterly before hoping bad things would happen to Cena. She smiled to herself as she noticed she had a text from Jericho.

Sooo where the hell are you and your brother..? I thought we were gonna do some more stupid ass dares and then torment Paul and Vince... It's a fun thing to do.

She laughed lightly before handing Aiden the phone to see his expression. He smirked, then shrugged and handed the phone back to her.

She smiled and texted him back.

At lunch with Chennedy and the kiss ass.

She hit send and looked up to see Cena watching her and rolled her eyes. She smiled as her phone vibrated and checked the text.

Ewwwww. Why are you hanging around with those assclowns? You should be hanging out with me... Or at least some TNA dweeb... Noooooot him.

He said, obviously referring to Cena. She laughed quietly, then texted him back.

What do you want me to do? Fake a heart attack?

The four finished their meal in silence. Roxy looked over at Aiden.

"Ready to go, little brother?" She asked.

Aiden looked up at her and nodded his head.

"Sure, if you're that much in a rush to get back in the car with me." He stated with a smile.

Roxy glared at him.

"Oh come on. I've been in the car with your brother,"

She looked over to Kennedy when she heard his voice.

"He's not bad... He made Matt Hardy throw up, though." He stated with a chuckle.

Roxy leaned over and smacked Aiden upside the head.

"You made Matt throw up? You evil little brother! How could you do such a thing when he's been so nice to you?" She shouted.

Aiden chuckled in her face. "Hey, it wasn't necessarily my fault, alright? I told him not to eat KFC but he didn't listen to me... Then he got in my car when I told him not to…"

Roxy looked over at Kennedy, who was nodding his head with a smile on his face.

"It's all true. We told him not to get in, because we all know how Aiden drives... But once again, Matt didn't listen... And when Aiden stopped at the hotel, Matt fell out of the car and threw up." Kennedy stated, vouching for Aiden.

"Who else was with you? I don't trust you two." She stated.

"Randy and Jeff." Aiden replied.

Roxy smiled. "Good. I'm going to text them later and ask. When did this happen?" She asked.

"5 months ago." Kennedy told her.

Roxy opened her wallet and laid out the money for her meal, gesturing for Aiden to do the same, which he did.

"Well... We have plans for today... We're gonna go. It was nice catching up with you." Roxy stated as she stood up.

Kennedy stood up as well, giving her a hug. "Bye Rox, good luck."

Although she wasn't too fond of him, she appreciated Kennedy's kindness and sympathy towards his friends. Aiden stood up and was also greeted by a hug from Kennedy.

"See ya around, kid. Don't forget to call me when you're a famous stunt driver." He stated, making Aiden laugh.

"Don't worry, I will." Aiden replied and nodded his head in John's direction.

He returned the gesture.

"Bye!" Roxy stated one more time before leading Aiden away.


Once they were out of earshot, Kennedy looked down at John.

"Why, aren't you the rude son of a bitch today? What did you do to them?"

John looked back up at Kennedy and smirked.

"I didn't do anything, Mr. Smartass."

Kennedy narrowed his eyes at the comment.

"That's a lie. I have a sense for those types of things, and I can tell you did something to one of them, if not, both of them! What did you do?" Kennedy asked once more.

John pulled Kennedy down so the two were face to face.

"Shut the fuck up, you little punk ass... Or YOU will be next, got it!" John shouted.

Kennedy pulled away from him and fixed his shirt.

"John, if you did something to hurt one of Shawn's kids, I'm going to kick your ass."

"I didn't do anything to his kids, okay?" John asked, not even looking Kennedy in the eyes.

Kennedy grabbed John by his shirt and pulled him up so the two were once again face-to-face.

"And if you LIE about it to me, I'm going to kill your ass! I'll find out eventually, so you better be telling me the goddamned truth!" Kennedy stated through gritted teeth.

"I didn't DO anything, Ken!" John shouted and tried to get away from Kennedy.

"IF you even PLAN about doing something, I'm going to hurt you, John. GOT IT?" Kennedy shouted.

John nodded his head, so Kennedy let him go and allowed John to fall on his ass.


Aiden and Roxy got into Aiden's car. They sat in the same spot they sat in on their way to the restaurant.

"So... What do you want to do now," Roxy asked.

Aiden shrugged his shoulders, then started feeling around his pants.

"What's wrong," She asked.

Aiden looked at her and pulled out his cell phone, which was vibrating like crazy. He picked it up and started talking. She waited patiently for him to hang up. Once he did, she turned to look at him.

"Who was it?" She asked.

"It was Cary, from the stunt school. I have to be there tomorrow... So we'd better hurry and prank Vince and Uncle Paul more!"

She laughed at his enthusiasm and strapped herself in, then grabbed the side of the door and let out a sigh.

"Well I guess we should get back to the hotel then..."

She closed her eyes and within seconds they were speeding back to the hotel. She smiled in relief when, eight minutes later, he said they were there and could get out. She got out and walked towards the front.

"Whose room should we go to?" She asked as Aiden shrugged.

"How about Chris' room since Vince and Paul won't be there?"

She grinned at his reasoning, then walked up to Chris' room and knocked on his door. She smiled as he opened the door and grinned evilly.

"Ready to prank the boss and big nose?" He asked.

Aiden and Roxy both nodded with evil patented Michaels' smirks.

Aiden nodded his head.

"Yeah! But we have to make it quick, I need to leave here by 8 so I can get to the stunt school."

Chris looked over at Aiden curiously.

"I have to be there by tomorrow…"

Chris smacked himself in the head, especially once Shawn walked in.

"HEY guys! Where did you two go, I was looking for you?" He asked Roxy and Aiden.

"We went out to eat breakfast... And what do you want to do to Vince and Paul?" Roxy asked.

"Well... We should definitely set them up for something crazy..." Chris replied.

"Like a French kiss?" Both Michaels men stated in unison.

Roxy laughed while Chris gagged in response.

"OH MY GOD! That is... PERFECT! How would we set them up, though?" She asked.

Shawn sat down on the bed.

"Well, I know Vince is checking out of the hotel today... In about 20 minutes, actually... We could always blindfold Paul and tell him to kiss the person he bangs into..." Shawn stated.

"And push him into Vince." Chris finished Shawn's thought for him.

Roxy smiled. "Alright… Well, let's get the retard up here and put the dare on the table for him." Roxy stated.

She smirked as Aiden pulled out his phone and called him.


Within 5 minutes Paul was in there and the kids, being them, told Shawn he had to make the dare.

"It was my turn last night. So, I dare you to kiss the person you bang into…" Shawn stated.

He smiled innocently and then Paul sighed.

"What's the catch?" Shawn smiled while holding up a blindfold, making Paul's eyes widen. "POR QUE? Shawn, I thought you were going to be nice to me! Why do I have to wear the blindfold?" He shouted, making Shawn chuckle.

"Well, I never said there wasn't a catch, and this doesn't mean I won't be nice to you. You have to wear this to do the dare, and I'm taking you to the lobby…"

Shawn paused to tie the blindfold onto Paul and he made sure it blinded him all the way by pushing him into a wall. He grabbed Paul's arm and lead him out the door, closely followed by Roxy, Chris and Aiden, who had his palm cam in hand.

"Let's go."

The group of 5 stepped off the elevator. The ones who weren't blindfolded looked around for Vince. Roxy tapped Shawn on the shoulder once she spotted him and pointed to him in the distance. Shawn nodded his head.

"Okay, Paul. You ready," He asked.

Paul nodded his head in response.

"Ok. I'll guide you," Shawn stated and winked at Aiden, who started recording.

Shawn put both his hands on Paul's shoulders and held on firmly, then began to lead him over to Vince, who had his back turned to them. Once they got close enough, Shawn pushed Paul into Vince and ran. He looked over his shoulder to see Paul grab Vince by the shoulder and spin him around, then kiss him roughly on the lips.

"OHHHH MY GOD!"


Roxy and Chris shouted and broke into laughter. As soon as Vince realized what was happening, and WHO it was happening with, he pushed Paul away and ripped the blindfold off.

"You fucking idiot!" Vince shouted.

Paul's face turned red. He turned to look at Shawn, Chris and the Michaels kids.

"You guys are DEAD!" He shouted and ran in their direction.

Vince growled and chased after Paul. Chris, Roxy, Aiden and Shawn ran away from Paul.

"Hey, it's a good source of exercise!" Shawn shouted.

Roxy laughed as Aiden ran backwards, keeping his camera aimed on the two men behind them.

"Aiden... You're gonna end up tripping…" She told him with a giggle as he shook his head saying he wouldn't.

She smiled as she reached a door that led outside and opened it and stepped to the side as they all ran past her, including Paul and Vince. She smirked, then walked back inside and walked up to her room.

Wonder how long it will take them to realize I'm not with them.

She shrugged and sat on her bed, then laid down falling asleep.


Before she knew it, she felt some one shaking her, trying to wake her up. She opened her eyes and saw Chris Irvine.

"Wake up, Roxy." He stated.

She sat up and pushed him away lightly.

"I am up you moron," She stated and backed away from him a little. "What's wrong?" She asked.

"Nothing really... I just thought you should be up to see your brother off…" He stated and watched as her eyes widened.

"It's that late already! I missed Shane going to the abandoned building?" She shouted.

Chris nodded his head. "We didn't know where you were and you weren't answering your cell phone... So we decided to leave you alone. Don't worry, Aiden got it all on camera, and he uploaded it to your laptop, which, you left with him." He replied.

"How did you know I was in here, then?" She asked.

"The maid came in to clean the room and she saw you sleeping. She told Stephanie, who told Paul, who told Shawn, who told me, who told Aiden," Chris replied. "So are you coming to the airport with us or what?"

She nodded with another yawn and grabbed her bag, then followed Chris. She walked with him to the car that they were all going in.

"Come on dad! Let me drive!"

Shawn, Paul, and Aiden were standing in a circle arguing as Roxy and Chris walked up.

"What's going on?" Roxy asked them with a yawn.

"Sleepy, princess?"

Roxy shook her head no.

"The snot nosed punk here wants to drive." Paul complained.

Roxy looked between Aiden and the other three and then hid her smirk behind her hand.

"Why don't you let him..? I mean he's gonna be gone for awhile... I can always drive up to see him... But you guys are far away. Give him his going away wish," She told them with an innocent smile that they foolishly gave into.

Shawn handed the keys over to Aiden, who gratefully took them and hopped into the driver's seat. Roxy got into the passenger's seat as Chris, Shawn and Paul piled in the back. Roxy turned to her brother and winked.

"Give 'em hell." She whispered.

Aiden nodded his head and did as she commanded.

Once they got to the airport, Chris, Paul and Shawn fell out of the car and hugged the ground. Roxy climbed out and laughed, as did Aiden. Aiden went to the trunk and took out his luggage, then turned to look at everyone.

"Thanks for letting me drive, dad." Aiden stated.

Shawn smirked. "No problem, kiddo. You watch your back, you hear?" He asked.

Aiden nodded his head in response. "Thanks for letting me follow my dream... And thanks for marrying that bitch, Rebecca."

Shawn tilted his head at that comment, making Roxy chuckle.

"If it weren't for her, I wouldn't have realized my true dream was to be a stunt driver and not a wrestler... For the moment, anyway."

Shawn smiled and nodded his head. Aiden hugged the guys goodbye.

"Oh, and ALL of that video is going on YouTube when I get the chance."

Aiden smiled evilly, making Shawn and Paul frown. Aiden turned to look at the person he was standing in front of. Roxy. He hugged her tight.

"Don't worry about me... And if anyone gives you a problem, you'd better call me. I'll be up faster than you can say 'he who we do not speak of' to kick his ass, got it?" Aiden asked.

"Yeah." She replied.

"Love you guys." He stated, squeezed his sister once more and left.

Roxy watched him go and tried to hide the fact her eyes were filling with tears.

Why did it feel like she wasn't going to see him again?


A/N Hi! (Waves) Umm anyways this chapter was kinda fun to write...and I would like to say thanks for reading and reviewing. And thanks to Chessy for being the evil co author she is with me. Gotta love her evilness...LMAO and I hope you all enjoyed the torturing done in this chapter! Anyways please leave us a review telling us what you think and if we're doing a good job! We aren't really motivated without reviews...this woulda probably been out sooner then...but thanks to those who do review!

CA/N: I agree... We're lazy enough as it is... But when we don't get reviews, it's twice as bad... So... REVIEW! XD

Updated A/n: Hoping to have a new chapter out by the beginning of August at most! John's such a dick.