A/N: Hey! I thought it was time to update my '20 ways to annoy Lord Beckett' story. I have decided! I WILL make a real story of it. From the beginning when it all started. And when it ends. Sadly. BUT, don't be disappointed 'cause I haven't found out the plot yet. Yaaay! *danced on the table, mom and dad giving me weird looks* Enjoy!
Oh! And since this is the last chappie I want to make this a little longer. Afterwards there'll be a bonus chapter. NOW enjoy!
17. Get some kind of switching bodies thingy from Tia Dalma and switch bodies with Becky (Best to do it with some distance between you, but not too much! That'll ruin the fun). Then you go around the castle and command others to do your duties and some wishes.
"Tia Dalma!" Jane greeted as she walked into Tias little hut.
"Jane Hawke, it has been too long." Tia said from where she sat at the table.
"Okay, friendliness over. I need something from you." Jane took a seat across her.
"What is it that you want, child? Remember, you still owe me that favor from the time travel I gave you." Tia said.
"Oh yeah, thank you by the way, 2012's great! But what if I owe you TWO favors?" Jane held up two fingers to prove her point.
Tia became interested, "Again, what is it that you want?"
"I want a switch-bodies-thingy." She leant back in the chair.
"To switch bodies?"
"Duh." Jane rolled her eyes.
"To who and why do you want to switch bodies?" She eyed Jane suspiciously.
She shrugged, "Cutler Beckett, I wanna annoy the heck outta him and make his life miserable."
Tia Dalma smiled smugly, "That's my girl."
~Next day~
Beckett sighed as he felt the warm sun shining on his face. He took of the covers and sat in a sitting position on his bed. Or, he thought it was his bed. When he took a good look around his room, well that's the problem, it wasn't his room.
"What the-" He quickly stood up and noticed how different it felt. He felt he was a bit lower (Yes, Jane is a bit lower than Beckett. Don't tease her!).
Beckett hurried to the nearest mirror and gasped in shock. That wasn't his body! No, he had black hair which ended to his higher back, green eyes and wore short shorts and a top which said: "Sweet dreams, scream about cream" Oh, yeah, and he was a woman.
"JANE!" He shouted.
He stormed out of the room, not caring about the 2012ish pajamas he wore, and took the way to his room.
"Groves, go for a walk with Janes German Shepherd, Cutler Jr!" He heard a voice say. His voice.
Beckett immediately stopped walking, he was right behind the door.
"But, sir-"
"No buts, you will do as I say! And afterwards do her duties and tidy her room."
"Yes, sir." Beckett heard Groves walk away and came to view.
"You!" He pointed a finger to her, "You will change us back! Of all the most insane pranks you have pulled, this must be the most- Where the bloody hell is my wig?"
Jane took her, or his, eyes from the finger and looked up on her head, "Oh! It was getting itchy, so I made Gillette shoot it with his gun and throw it to the dogs."
"You WHAT?" He shrieked in horror.
"Relax, they were German Shepherds, they're tough." She waved it off.
"JANE, CHANGE US BACK!" Beckett shouted.
"Hmm, nope." She said simply. She grabbed him by his waist and threw him on her shoulder. Or, his shoulder to be exact.
"LET ME DOWN!" He banged his fists on her back.
"Nope, we're going on a little diving trip."
Becketts eyes turned wide as he knew what she meant. The docks.
"JANE!"
18. While he's talking with Governor Swan at POTC 2 (sorry if I said 3), you leave by some loud speakers in the room and lock the doors. When you know they're safe inside, play the Nyan cat song.
(sorry for changing a bit)
It was amusing for Beckett to see the governor without his wig. And even more amusing to know that he had more power then him. As Mr. Swan was doing paperwork and the guards were guarding, they heard a noise.
*klink*
"Jane," Beckett turned to see Jane up on a ladder, "What are you doing?"
"Setting up some loudspeakers." She said without taking her eyes from the square thingies which he assumed must've been loudspeakers. She threw the screwdriver away and examined her work.
"And why is that?" Now they got the guards and the governors attention.
"You'll see." She smiled sweetly at him and jumped off the ladder.
She skipped through the door and locked it. Beckett gulped, realizing what she was going to do. He quickly tried to open the door, but to no use. It was to late!
*Meow meow meeoow, meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow, meow, meow…*
"God no…" Beckett groaned.
"What is wrong with that girl?" Weatherby Swan asked skeptically.
"You'll get used to this after some weeks. She does this everyday." A guard said.
"Jane!" Beckett slammed his fists on the door.
Another guard turned to the governor, "Sadly, not everyone feels that way."
"REVENGE IS SWEET, LORDY!" Janes voice could be heard outside.
"JANE!"
19. Meditate on his desk, if he tries to speak with you, ignore him. When he finally tries to touch you, take his arm and pull him backwards like a ninja.
Beckett was reading his paperwork as he was walking to his office. In the morning was maybe the only time Jane was not in present. Sometimes, he wondered where she went off to.
His wondering was answered when he opened the door to his office. Jane was sitting Indian-style on his desk with her eyes closed. He sighed irritably and laid his papers on a small table.
"Jane what are you doing this time?" He asked.
No response.
"Jane?" He tried again. This was really unusual. She always liked to make fun of him in some kind of way.
He became a little concerned and tried to wake her up by shaking her a little. But before he could even make a movement, she quickly grabbed his wrist and threw him backwards.
"ARGH! JANE, WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?" He shouted as he tried to get up from the floor.
She opened her eyes and locked a bit shocked, "Oh, Becky, didn't I tell you not to disturb me when I'm meditating?"
"You must have missed that." He said bitterly.
"Oh well," she shrugged, "now you know!"
She took his wig and skipped out of his room.
He rolled his eyes and smiled a little, "Jane!"
He playfully ran after her. She shrieked and ran too, laughing all the way. Luckily, for him, all guards were at the docks, so they couldn't see the ridiculous scene which happened in the Port Royal's castle.
20. Take his ship (again). He pretty have had enough and follows you with another ship. When he stops to get over to you, you pop out in sight from the other ship you shout to him: Come to get me, aye, you shorty man? Look what I got. (Show him a jar of dirt, inside the dirt there's his wig) ~I've got a jar of di-irt x3 And guess what's inside it?~
"Lord Beckett," Groves came running through the door, "someone has taking your ship again!"
"Not again." Beckett rolled his eyes, he knew exactly who 'someone' was. "Give me another ship and sail towards it."
"Sir." Groves nodded and went out to find a ship.
Beckett sighed as he sat back in the chair, "What should I do with you?"
He was really annoyed, most because he can't find his wig. What did that darn woman do now?
~At an other ship with Becky~
Beckett saw his ship right beside where they sailed and walked up to the railings.
"Jane, what do you want?" He shouted.
Suddenly, she jumped up in view and everyone could see that she had some kind a jar which she was holding.
"Alas! You've finally come to get me and- WOAH!" She fell down the stairs and oohs and aahs could be heard from Becketts ship.
"Got it!" She came to view again with the jar. "Come to get me, aye, you shorty man? Look what I've got."
"Is that…?" Groves trailed off.
"Yes." Beckett sighed, "Yes it is."
"I've got a jar of di-irt~
I've got a jar of di-irt~
I've got a jar of di-irt^
And guess what's inside it!"
She held up the jar above her head and you could clearly see that inside the jar of dirt, was a creamy wig full of dirt.
"JANE!" Beckett shouted.
She looked up in the sky and then to Beckett again, "NO, I CAN'T SEE ANY PLANE. WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND RANDOM WORDS THAT RHYMES?"
He rolled his eyes, suddenly a cannon ball was shot. Beckett and the others quickly ducked.
*BOOM*
A huge hole was now formed through Cutlers wall to his cabin.
"SORRY, MISSED!" She apologized, but she didn't sound like she meant it.
"JANE!"
A/N: What do you think? Bonus chapter will be up today! Nehehah! Review, please :D Tell me what you think of Beckett and Janes relationship! :D
