Dresses, Wigs, and Silicone

Summary: After seeing an ad posted in the newspaper Naruto's best friends Kiba and Sakura decide to play dress up in order to get Naruto a job at the Uchiha mansion as a maid. So, they turn the adorable blonde boy into a sexy blonde bombshell. After getting hired Naruto must remain a woman for the summer while trying to keep it a secret. Will he be able to with everything going on?

Rating: M

Pairings: SasukeXNaruto, ItachiXNaruto, KakashiXSakura, KibaXHinata, and others.

A/N: Alright. Straight up, I couldn't help but update. The last chapter wasn't good enough for an update, and it's Sasuke's birthday! EEEEP. XD AND I'm one follower away from 100. That is something to celebrate about. So here you go lovely people. The next installment of my fanfic!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

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Naruto took a deep breath and studied his friends carefully. Sakura sat in the middle of his bed cross legged with a pillow folded between her legs as she snuggled it with half-lidded eyes. She yawned and wiggled her shoulders to make them pop. Kiba was lying next to her on his stomach with his face buried into the blankets. "Why the hell are we up so fucking early?" The blankets muffled the garbled noise of his question but Naruto and Sakura easily translated it. Sakura kicked him in the side with a glare. He rolled off the bed groaning. "Ow, you bitch!" He cursed when his body hit the hardwood floor with a thump. He looked up at Naruto with questioning eyes. "Spit it out, blondie." Kiba ordered groggily.

Naruto toyed with a loose thread on the black t-shirt he was wearing. It was still early, so he didn't have any of his disguise on yet. He looked down at his flat chest and sighed. This would be so much easier if I was a girl, he thought to himself. He looked up at Sakura.

She raised her eyebrows. "Well, Naruto?"

"I'm gay!" He blurted out in an instant. His whole face became as red as on overly ripe tomato and he refused to look at his friends.

There was silence for a good minute. "What the fuck," Kiba started incredulously. Naruto flinched. Of course, Kiba would be the one weirded out; he was his only guy friend. "Sakura, what the fuck did you do!?" He blamed. Naruto shot his head up and looked at the two with questions dancing in his eyes.

"Wha-" Naruto started to ask.

"You told him didn't you!?" Kiba pointed an accusing finger at the girl who sat on the bed smirking.

"I didn't do anything." She said holding out her hand.

"No! Fuck this, you did something." Kiba glared.

Naruto watched them carefully. "What is going on?" He asked lightly. The pinkette wiggled her delicate fingers. Kiba growled and began to dig in his pajama pockets before pulling out a wad of money. He tore a fifty dollar bill out and slammed it in Sakura's hand. She grinned as she fingered the smooth surface of the bill. The blonde's fist clenched to his side as he glared at the two. "What the FUCK is going on?"

"You made me lose fifty dollars, that's what!" Kiba glared at his friend.

"You guys were betting on me being gay?"

Sakura shook her head. "No, not being gay. We already knew you were gay."

Naruto blinked his big blue eyes. "What are you talking about?"

"Dude, it was obvious." Kiba said as he sat back down on the bed, glaring at the pinkette the whole time.

The blonde's mouth hung open in shock. "How is it obvious!? I didn't even know." He whined.

Sakura smiled in an attempt to calm the blonde down. "It's hard to explain-"

"We just knew." Kiba said with a shrug finishing her sentence.

"How can you just know something like that!?" He turned his head to Sakura. "I was in love with you! I kissed you!"

Kiba jumped on the bed. "Haha! First clue." He pointed to the girl. "You were in love with her! That totally makes you gay." He confirmed with a grin.

Sakura growled and punched him in the knee. "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

Kiba fell to the bed with a groan of pain as he cradled his knee. "Exibhit A." He groaned. "Man Strength."

A pillow was violently thrown at Kiba's face before Sakura jumped on top of him pushing down on the plush as she attempted to smother him. "You dick!"

Naruto stomped his foot in anger. "As much as I love the idea of you guys killing each other right now, let's turn this subject back to me for a moment."

Sakura lifted the pillow as Kiba sat straight up and took a large intake of air. He pushed Sakura away with a glare and turned back to Naruto. "Dude... it's chill." He stated calmly.

"What do you mean 'it's chill'? I'm fucking gay."

Kiba shrugged. "So you like dick, I'm quite fond of mine; the only difference between us is that you like other men's." He gave the blonde a toothy grin.

Sakura smacked the brunette. "Naruto, this doesn't change who you are."

"Yes it does! I don't know how to be gay." He gushed.

"You've done well so far." Kiba stated with a wide grin.

"Shut the fuck up!"

Sakura sighed and scooted off the bed. "Naruto," She began calmly, "You are no different than how you were yesterday. You've just," She paused and thought for a moment, "discovered something new about yourself."

"For most of my life I have always thought I was in love with you, now I don't know what to do…" He sighed.

"Put your boobs on and get to work." The brunette said as he jumped on the plush bed.

Sakura laughed. "We probably should get ready. It's almost seven."

Naruto sighed and turned to walk into the bathroom. "I'm gonna go take a shower." He said with a wave. The blonde took his time with the entire process. He slowly stripped of his clothing and threw them against the white tiled floor. He turned the knobs of the shower and waited until he could see steam rolling off of the cold walls as hot water made contact. When he stepped in the shower he felt his entire body relaxing beneath the stream. He let out a sigh and leaned his forehead against the shower wall.

"What am I supposed to do?" He asked himself quietly. He placed two wet fingers on his lips and sighed gently. Images of the two brothers flashed through his mind in a wave. The smirks, the touches, even the kisses made his heart race. The realization of him being gay made everything so much more complicated. It was strange admitting to himself that he actually liked the way Itachi had kissed him, and how Sasuke's dominating attitude made his stomach flutter. "Shit…" He groaned. He tangled his hands up in his hair and yanked it roughly. "Come on, Naruto! Get a hang of yourself." His forehead slammed against the slippery wall as he sighed in defeat. Tears formed at the corner of his beautiful blue irises. He brushed them away roughly as he nervously laughed at himself. "I'm such a fucking cry-baby."


Sasuke stood at the bottom of the staircase on the ground floor waiting for the blonde to make an appearance. Almost everybody had come and gone, he growled to himself in impatience. A bob of pink appeared and Sasuke perked expecting to see blonde accompanying her, instead she was walking with the Inuzuka punk they hired as a groundskeeper. He growled and ascended the steps until he was face to face with the pinkette. "Where is she?" He growled.

Sakura took a step back surprised by his hostility. "What?" She questioned.

"Where is Naruko?" He asked again.

"Dude, get ahold of yourself." Kiba glared at the younger Uchiha as he put an arm out in front of Sakura. "What is your problem?"

"He kissed Naru." Sakura stated with a hint of jealousy.

Surprise flooded Kiba's plain face. He turned toward Sakura. "Is that how?"

Sakura smirked with a shrug.

Confusion painted the raven's face. "How what?" He asked the couple.

Sakura sighed and walked around Sasuke. "Look," She said with downcast eyes. The smile that sat on her face was sad. "I know you are interested in Naru, but," She looked him dead in the eye and glared. "Don't you ever think about hurting… her. You can turn down me and every other girl, but Naru doesn't need this. So if this is just some sort of game, then forfeit and lose." Jade broke away from onyx as Sakura continued to descend the stairs.

Kiba stepped down a step and glared. "And I'll kick your ass!" He shouted before running off after the pinkette.

Sasuke stood in the same spot dumbfounded for a second before slowly walking up the stairs to Kakashi's office. He needed to talk to the older man.


The soles of bare feet slapped noisily on the dampened hard wood. Naruto grinned happily as he sped down the long hallway with a mop in his hand. He skidded to a stop with a little slip before steadying himself. "Shit…" He whispered as he threw his hands out for balance. "That was close."

"What are you doing?"

Naruto jumped in surprise. His foot sped out under him causing the blonde to fall. He closed his eyes tightly waiting to make contact with the hard surface, but after a few seconds of non-impact he opened one clear blue eye. Itachi stood against him. His body was pressed tightly against the older Uchiha's nude chest. He looked into his onyx black eyes and visibly shivered. He fought down a blush that slowly began to creep on his face as the memory form yesterday flashed through his mind.

Itachi noticed this reaction and smirked at the embarrassed blonde. "What are you thinking about, Naru?" He asked using the cute pet name he was starting to get used to.

He pushed away from the older male. "N-nothing." He muttered as he hastily walked over to the mop. "I'm cleaning." The blush forced its way on his cheeks. He abruptly turned away from the man.

A knowing smirk passed over the Uchiha's face. He walked over to the skittish blonde and gently brushed his long blonde hair away to reveal a tanned, untouched, neck. Itachi weaved his arm around the blonde's waist and pulled him against him. Naruto let out a small yelp at the firm grip placed against his stomach. Itachi placed a small kiss at the crook of his neck. Naruto bit his bottom lip and tried to pull away. "Itachi, stop." He cried with a heavy breath.

"I think you are starting to warm up to me, Naru." He whispered in his ear before nibbling the small amount of flesh.

Naruto pushed back a moan at the feeling. He closed his eyes tightly and struggled against Itachi's strong grip. "L-let go!" He stuttered as his chest began to tighten. What was this feeling? Naruto asked himself. He pinched his legs shut as Itachi's warm, wet tongue trailed across his neck to his shoulder before he nipped a sensitive area on the blonde. "I said let go!" He yelled before elbowing Itachi in the ribs.

The shock of pain that shot through Itachi's side made him release his hold on the blonde. He watched Naruto shuffle away and grab the mop; holding it up threateningly. The wet sponge dripped water to the floor. "Now you stay back." He threatened as he forced a threatening glare on his pure red face.

Itachi smirked. "You like it. I felt you squirming against me. Don't deny it, Naru."

"I will deny it!" He blushed more, "Because I don't want it to happen!" He confessed.

"But, it would be so much fun." Itachi repositioned himself into a standing position as he gently massaged the sore area on his torso.

Naruto shook his head. "I don't love you!"

The smirk on Itachi's face was immediately washed away by this confession. "Love?" He questioned quietly. Honestly, Itachi wasn't even sure what love felt like. He's only experienced lust, impure, ravenous lust. He looked at the blushing blonde and a pang echoed through the corridors of his heart. He forced a smirk back on his perfect face. "I could make you love me."

"I doubt it." The blonde hissed violently. He refused to acknowledge the strange bubble of excitement dancing around in his stomach.

"Let me take you on a date."

Naruto stepped back. "I don't think that's a good idea." He said quietly.

Itachi stepped closer to a blonde. "It wasn't a question. I AM taking you on a date." He restated his eyes dancing with mischief.


"Why won't you tell me!?" Sasuke yelled at his guardian as Kakashi leaned back in his chair with his feet up on the desk. His fingers slowly folded a piece of paper in his lap.

"Why should I tell you anything about Naruko Namikaze?" Kakashi said with a big yawn as he tossed the paper airplane he had just created toward the furious brunette.

Sasuke slapped it away and it crashed to the floor crinkling its once pointy tip. "What's the big secret?"

Kakashi stood with a sigh. "Sasuke, why don't you just go spend time with her, and learn about Naruko yourself?"

He gritted his teeth. "I can't."

"And why is that?"

"I forced myself on her." He muttered looking away from the older man. A smirk molded its way on Kakashi's lips.

"You kissed her." He stated plainly. "Like that is a big deal."

"Twice. Both times against her will."

Kakashi shrugged. "Itachi's been trying to get her to sleep with him since she first arrived, and she still went to a movie with him."

Sasuke slammed his firsts against the silver-haired man's desk. "What!?" He shouted.

"Sasuke, just talk to her. She's a very interesting girl… to say the least." He walked over to his decapitated plane. "Poor thing." He leaned down and scooped it up. "It was a work of marvelous engineering."

"You folded a goddamn piece of paper." The brunette hissed. "Why won't you just tell me?"

"That would be cheating."

"Cheating?"

Kakashi smirked. "Believe it or not, your brother has been going after this woman blind. He doesn't know a thing about her, but he's not giving up his pursuit. Maybe you should learn from his example."

Fingernails violently dug into the maple desk. "I am not my brother."

"No, you are not." An intense emotion passed through Kakashi's mix matched eyes. "Because you will win." The phone on his desk began to ring incessantly. His black and red eyes flashed toward the ring. "Now, if you'll excuse me." He walked to the other side of his desk and sat down with his hand hovering over the phone.

Sasuke stomped his way out of the office and slammed the door behind himself.

Kakashi rolled his eyes, "What a temper." He looked at the caller id and smiled to himself. With a single swoop he plucked the phone from the receiver and placed it against his ear. "If you keep calling me, I'm going to get the wrong idea." His sultry voice cooed into the plastic phone.

"Kakashi, you idiot, where is my grandson!?" A gruff voice yelled from the receiver.

A soft chuckle escaped his thin lips. "Now, now Jiraya, you need to calm down before you give yourself a heart attack."

"You bast-"

"He's fine. Naruto is just having a little adventure." Kakashi said with a grin.


Sasuke sat under the Gazebo with his hands folded with his elbows leaning against his knees. He buried his head into his first. "…if this is just some sort of game, then forfeit and lose." Sasuke growled at the memory. "…you will win."

"Goddammit!" He shouted to himself.

"Itachi, I don't want to go!" Sasuke perked his head up and ran to the side of the Gazebo. Itachi was dragging the blonde along the cobblestone path to his car. He had a bag thrown over his shoulder with a triumphant smirk on his face. A look of nervousness clouded Naruto's beautiful face as he pulled against Itachi's grasp.

Sasuke gripped the wooden rail of the Gazebo as he watched Itachi, yet again, drag his blonde away. His blonde? Dammit. Sasuke growled. "Itachi!" He shouted, not sure what he was going to say exactly. His brother turned towards him with a frown, and Naruto looked at him with surprise. An uncomfortable flutter sat in the pit of his stomach as his eyes traveled from the blonde to his older brother. "I'm coming with you."

Anger burned on Itachi's face. "You are not."

Naruto sighed in relief next to the older man as Sasuke ran up to the two of them. When he looked up again, Sasuke was staring at him. The blonde quickly turned away with a blush.

"Yes. I am."

Itachi grumbled something inaudible before throwing the blonde into the backseat. "You fucking bastard!" He screamed at the elder Uchiha as he climbed into the front. Sasuke sat himself in the passenger seat with a victorious smirk.

Naruto slumped against the seat with a large pout. His loose blonde hair hung down his body as he extended his legs out on the open seat next to him. Naruto had slipped on a comfortable blue capped sleeved t-shirt and pair of girly white shorts. His tan legs were smooth and sleek, thanks to Sakura's waxing technique. He shuddered as an imaginary throb of pain ran across his legs. It was horrific. He sighed and looked up at the silent brothers. After another moment, Naruto leaned forward and pressed his chin against the center console. "So," He said slowly. "Where are we going?"

Sasuke's head snapped back at him in surprise. Itachi simply chuckled and repositioned his hands on the wheel. "Naru gets over things quickly. It's one of her more charming attributes." His smug tone was directly aimed at his brother. Sasuke just glared at Itachi.

"And how would you know?" He snapped.

"Because, dear brother, I spend A LOT of time with our little blonde." His eyes danced with humor as he watched his little brother catch fire. The younger Uchiha was angry, livid, even. He had never seen Sasuke act this way before.

"Neither of you have answered my question!?" The little blonde yelled in his addicting voice. They both turned to look at him for a second. Itachi turned his head back to the road while his brother gave him a questioning glance.

"We are going bathing suit shopping." Itachi replied with a grin.

Naruto sat straight up in his seat. "Fuck no!"

"How do you expect to go to a water park with no bathing suit?" Itachi persuaded gently.

Sasuke scoffed. "She's not that st-"

"A water park!?" Naruto gushed happily, his eyes twinkling. "We are going to a water park!?" He squealed to himself. "Oh my god, I haven't been on a water slide in forever! I'm so excited!"

Sasuke gaped at the blonde and looked to his brother. "See?" A tightening in his chest made Sasuke turn towards the window as he continued to listen to the excited blonde talk about rides and cotton candy.

"We could get some ice cream too!" He gushed. A thought passed through the blonde's mind, "But I get to choose my bathing suit! That is my one condition!"

Itachi shook his head. "Team effort; we all have to agree."

Naruto grinned happily. "That sounds fair!" He squirmed in his seat. "I can't wait!"


"You cannot be serious?" Naruto looked at the collection of strings. His eye twitched as Itachi handed the, the, whatever the hell it was to Naruto. "This is not a bathing suit. It's a ball of floss." He threw the magenta colored string at the older Uchiha and stomped in the opposite direction.

Sasuke stood next to his brother and shook his head in disbelief as a smirk lit up his handsome face. "Apparently you don't know her as well as you think."

They both turned toward the blonde who happily chatted with a sales lady. They couldn't hear what he was saying, but by his hand motions he was asking her for help. Without warning Naruto grabbed his breasts and squeezed gently. Sasuke blushed and quickly looked away while Itachi laughed. "Awe, isn't that cute. My little brother is embarrassed that the woman he likes is touching herself. Careful now little brother, wouldn't want to get a hard on in the middle of a woman's bathing suit store." Itachi joked with a smirk.

"Shut up, Itachi!" He hissed. "I don't even like her."

Itachi frowned. "Then why are you even here?"

Sasuke looked back at the blonde with a frown. His lips starting to tingle with some unknown sensation. "I don't know."

Naruto looked at the older woman with a nervous smile. "So, basically just something to cover the 'goods' if you know what I mean."

The saleslady gave a polite chuckle. "If you'll just follow me I can bring you to a changing room, and we can try some on."

"Um, by we-"

She smiled. "You will go into the changing room and try them on, while I drape new ones over the door." Naruto sighed in relief and followed her to a room. "For such a gorgeous woman, you sure are shy."

He laughed nervously. "It's just how I was brought up."

She opened a dressing room and ushered her inside. "I'll bring a couple for you to try on."

Naruto sighed once again when the door clicked shut. He leaned down and quickly tossed his long blonde hair into a messy bun before tearing of his shirt. His fingers fumbled with the small silver button resting on his lower abdomen. After, he slid the shorts down around his ankles.

Itachi watched Naruto's feet shuffle from under the door. A wide smirk spread across his face as he saw the blonde's shorts fall to the ground. "Naruko is getting undressed." He sang to his brother who scoffed in return. However, Itachi didn't miss the subtle pink tint on Sasuke's pale cheeks. Itachi looked back under the door. "Ooop! There goes the underwear!"

"Itachi shut up!" Sasuke snapped.

The blonde stared at himself in the mirror. A frown stretched across his lips as he studied his body. "Aren't gay guys supposed to have rockin' bodies?" He looked at his feminine physique and groaned. "Crunches, and Push-ups after this summer. All I'm going to do is crunches and push-ups." He looked at his manhood and groaned even more. "I don't know how to be gay, Sakura!" He cried to his best friend despite the fact that he knew she couldn't hear him.

A loud clang made the blonde jump. "Here you are, dear." The sales woman said politely. Three different bathing suits hung on the door, taunting him. He fingered the fabric of each one and let out a small intake of breath. "What am I going to do?" He pulled the white suit down and studied the awful ruffling of the fabric. He held it up to his nude body and immediately shook his head. "No." The next one was a dark purple color. He never liked purple. It never really looked that great on him. With a sigh he pulled the plain straight one-piece on and groaned in displeasure when he realized the clearly evident bulge of his penis. "Girls! They can't fucking wear shorts to swim. No. Too difficult. Doesn't show enough skin. Why wouldn't they want to flaunt their vaginas and tits!? God!" He tore the bathing suit off while cursing the female race and flung the suit back on the rod. "Not this one." He called out as he hung it over the side.

"Alright, dear." The lady said softly. "The last one is a little different from the style you asked for, but I thought it would look very nice on you."

Naruto looked at the two-piece and groaned. It was a beautiful pastel baby pink and was light enough, but Naruto was terrified of being to under clothed around Itachi. He bit his bottom lip and held his breath. "Might as well." He said finally before taking it off the hanger. The bottom was a cute mid-thigh length skirt that had two small pleats running down the front. On each hipbone there was a small white button that had a lighter pink ribbon strung around the waist. He slipped off the bra, making sure he had placed the silicone bags on the bench carefully so they wouldn't fall. After pulling on the top he placed the silicone cups in each side and shaped them so they looked even. The top was the same shade of pink and covered one third of the blonde's belly. There were two thick ribbon straps to hold up his fake breasts. A trail of white buttons trailed down from his cleavage to the bottom of his bust. He looked at his stomach and groaned.

"Open the door." Itachi commanded.

Naruto's head snapped toward the voice. "Over my dead body!"

"We are going to see you sooner or later, whether it is in a bathing suit… or naked." He finished. The blonde blushed before walking towards the changing room door. He took a big breath and pulled the door open with his eyes shut tightly. Nobody made a noise. Gently, he opened one of his eyes and saw the two Uchiha's staring at him in shock.

"Oh god! It's bad isn't it." Naruto whined before throwing himself back into the dressing room.

Itachi stared at the Naruto, his eyes wide from shock. He looked remarkable, beautiful. He licked his dry lips before looking at his brother who was blushing horribly. The older Uchiha rolled his eyes, "You really need to get laid, Sasuke."

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "I've had sex."

Itachi smirked. "Yet you are still a prude."

The younger brother growled.

Itachi walked over to the door. "Naru, open up. You look fine."

"Yeah right. You guys looked shocked to death." Naruto mumbled through his hands.

The smirk on Itachi's lips widened. "Only because you look incredibly fuckable."

Sasuke smacked his forehead at his brother's comment. The door swung open to reveal a blushing blonde. The younger Uchiha was sure Itachi was going to get smacked, punched, or kicked in the balls, if not all. But Naruto just stared at him with a serious expression plastered across his soft face. "You mean that?"

"Really?" Sasuke interrupted the two before another word was spoken. "You flinch every time he tries to touch you, but once he calls you 'fuckable' it's okay?"

"What?" Naruto asked confused.

Jealousy flared in the younger Uchiha's chest. "Why don't you guys just go fuck then!?" He screamed before storming out.

Itachi smirked at his brother's possessive behavior. He gently brushed his fingers over the blonde's bare arm. "Sasuke seems grumpy, but we can still go to the water park." He whispered seductively.

Naruto pulled his arm away from Itachi before running after the infuriated brunette. "Sasuke!?" He called after him. He ran out the store doors, ignoring the loud alarm that blared, and looked each direction before spotting his fleeting figure. "Sasuke!" He called out again as he chased after the older male. Naruto chased after Sasuke for at least ten minutes before he saw the man turn into an alleyway.

Naruto slowed down and tried to steady his breathing as he turned into the alleyway after him. "Sasuke," he said softly, "you are really fast." A bright grin spread across the blonde's face as he looked at the panting man.

"What do you want?" He snapped.

Naruto took a deep breath as his lungs began to regulate breathing. "I want to know what that was about." He said plainly.

Sasuke scoffed. "What does it matter?"

Naruto glared at the raven. "Why did you flip out like that?"

"Leave me alone." Sasuke leaned back against the jagged brick and stared at the bright blue sky.

Naruto winced as he stepped on a jagged rock with his bare feet. But, he pushed aside the pain as he got closer to Sasuke. "Why are you so angry?"

Sasuke looked into his determined blue eyes, and for some reason he couldn't look away. "I-" They were so beautiful, everything about Naruto was beautiful. The color of his caramel skin, the way his hair reminded Sasuke of the sun, even the scars on his cheeks were remarkable to the raven. His fingers itched to bury themselves in his long blonde hair. "Naruko…" He said in a whisper.

"What?"

Sasuke gripped the rough surface of the brick building behind him. "You should go before I do something stupid again."

Naruto waited for a few second. He blinked a couple times in confusion. "What are you talking abo-"

Sasuke stood and walked closer to him. "I warned you."

He took a single step back. "Sasu- hmph"

Sasuke grabbed the back of Naruto's neck and pulled him against his body. The blonde tightly gripped onto Sasuke's shirt in surprise. His lips moved against the blonde's in need. But what did he need exactly? The fluttering sensation Naruto was used to feeling at this point returned his stomach and flipped when Sasuke placed his other hand on the small of his back and pulled the blonde even closer to him. Sasuke broke away from the kiss and immediately began trailing forceful kisses down Naruto's slender neck. "S-sasuke." Naruto moaned lightly. Excitement stabbed at the raven's stomach as he continued going lower. He was just hovering above the blonde's breasts when Naruto squealed in fear before pushing away from Sasuke and stumbling to the dirty ground.

The younger Uchiha looked at Naruto with lust glowing in his onyx eyes. Naruto looked down to see an evident bulge protruding from the raven's pants. The blonde clenched his legs shut in order to shield his manhood, afraid that he might be in the same predicament. "I-I'm sorry." Naruto stuttered toward the ravenous Uchiha. "I don't…" He sighed. "I don't know how to do this?"

Sasuke looked at the blonde confused. "This?"

After making sure he didn't have a hard-on he stood up and brushed his bottom off. "Yes, this." He motioned between the two of them. "You were the first person I ever kissed…" He blushed. "And then Sakura, then Itachi, back to you, Sakura, and now… you again."

Sasuke shook his head with a sigh. He closed his eyes in thought. When did Naruko kiss Sakura!? He thought to himself. "I'm glad you have that all figured out."

Naruto sighed. "You don't know me, Sasuke." His blue eyes turned serious. "You have no idea who I am, or what I do. You don't know what I like, and what I don't. You just don't know me…"

Sasuke looked at her in confusion. "Okay…"

"So stop acting like you like me!" A bubble of confusion burst in the blonde's chest. "You can't like someone you don't know. This," He said motioning to himself, "Isn't even me? You have never SEEN the real me." What am I doing? Naruto asked himself silently. "And you probably never will… so stop this charade and leave me alone." He turned on heel and walked out of the alley.

There was a soft pull on Naruto's wrist as he left the alley. Itachi stood beside him holding onto him firmly. A sad look passed across those familiar onyx eyes. He handed the blonde a bag full of his clothes. Naruto blushed as he realized he was still wearing the pink bathing suit. "I'll take you home." Naruto nodded. "Sasuke… let's go."

The trio walked back to the car silently; the ride back was just as quiet. As they pulled into the drive-way Naruto's eyes shot to a red Ferrari. "Shit…" Naruto muttered quietly.

Itachi heard his quiet curse and looked back as he parked. "Are you alright?"

Naruto immediately darted out of the car and ran to the house. Fear beat at his rib cage as he approached the doors. It can't be, Naruto thought to himself as he bit his lip. I'm going to get smacked! He cried to himself. He was quickly followed by the two Uchiha's. "Naruko?" Sasuke called out in confusion. The blonde pushed open the door and blanched when he came face to face with a stern expression on an older gentleman's wrinkled face.

"Fuck…" Naruto cursed. "Grandpa…"

Itachi and Sasuke froze behind the blonde and stared at the older man with long white hair that hung down to the small of his back. His eyes were hard as he glared at Naruto with his arms crossed over his broad chest.

"Grandpa?" The Uchiha's said in unison.


Next Chapter: Oh my god. I told my grandfather. My perverted grandfather that I liked guys. What the hell is he going to think? Oh, Sakura what are you doing? Sakura? What? Why didn't you tell me!? My life is… beyond difficult. Sigh.