Disclaimer: Clare the idiot does not own Yu-Gi-Oh.

Clare: Thank you Disclaim- WHAT!? I'M NOT AN IDIOT!

Disclaimer: ... (Runs)

Clare: (Growls) I'll get him later...

Clare's Yu-Gi-Oh Q&A

Clare stepped into the room of doom and stared at all the bored looks on everyone's faces.

"Uh... Hi?" she spoke hesitantly, waving lightly.

Yugi got up and crossed his arms, the all-famous Hikari pout on his face. "You left us alone in here for like, a whole three months without anything to do!" he complained.

Clare blinked, shifting her weight from foot to foot, before saying, "Yeah, I guess... oh well!"

Everyone in the room sighed and prepared for ominous torture.

Oceaus Phoenix

Alrighty, so, how about...
Ok, Everyone must say which Super Smash Bros Brawl Character they and the
person closest to them would be. And Clare, didn't we do just AWESOME with
calling for my Valentine? Why don't you tell them about it?
Haven't heard of Super smash bros brawl? Here you go! (Gives Mokuba game of
super smash bros brawl, and gives wii file all character's unlocked) Have fun
solving argument!

Everyone stared blankly at Oceaus.

"Um... I don't think they've ever heard of Super Smash Bros Brawl..." Clare spoke.

"What's that? Some sort of crack?" Marik asked randomly, earning several strange looks from people in the room.

Clare grinned at Oceaus, "Hellz yeah! Our 'Calling For My Valentine' fic was super-special-awesome!"

Yugi pouted, "You stole my abridged-clones catch phrase!"

Mokuba smiled and took the game, "Gee, thanks!" he yelled happily, then ran over to the Wii and started playing the game relentlessly.

Raditz's son

(Disturb's Inside the Fire plays and i teleport in followed by a trail of
fire. Black t-shirt, cargo pants, and boots)

Hey there Clare even hidden in another anime won't save you!

Yami- Tell me, why pick this little weakling as your host? (Points to Yugi)

Joey- You have a brooklyn accent.. and your japanese... wtf

Ryou- Your phycotic aren't you, I believe we'll get along.

Kaiba- You know one would think with all your money, you'd just buy the best
cards and beat yugi and end the bloody series in 1 season...

Pegasus- You wanted to return your wife to life... with a card game? Can you
say crazy?

Tea- Admit it, you want Yami, you weird friendship loving nutjob

To the rest- (takes out bow) Lets see cards vs arrows... Die! (kills) Hahaha!

Everyone stared in awe at the new reviewer. Yes, right now, the look on everyone's faces could be considered as "WTF?"

Clare blushed and grinned, "You know me! Always sneaking around different dimensions!"

Everyone glanced confusedly at Clare, who shrugged innocently.

Yami growled, "He's not a weakling! He's one of the strongest people I know!"

"Uh, Yami, I think he meant muscle-wise", Marik pointed out.

"Oh... in that case, I don't know..." Yami muttered.

"Yami!" Yugi pouted.

Joey held his hands up in defence, "Oh come on! It's not my fault! The writing staffs were on crack when they picked my voice actor!"

Ryou raised an eyebrow and blinked, "You got the wrong guy, you're looking for my Yami", he pointed over at Bakura who was gnawing at his own flesh for some unknown reason.

Seto rolled his eyes, "You obviously have learnt nothing from the series. The whole fact that I was beaten by that pip-squeak in season 1 was because 4Kids were trying to get it into your damn heads that no matter how strong your cards are, it's the person who's duelling with them that counts", he muttered in annoyance.

Pegasus growled, "Shut up you twerp! Children these days have no respect for their superiors."

Tea rolled her eyes, "Like it wasn't made clear in the first few episodes that I was attracted to Yugi's sexy alter ego. Damn, you're slow."

Yami instantly looked deadly depressed, "Maybe I should just commit suicide now..."

Everyone who wasn't spoken to were shot down with arrows... but then revived by the Reviver machine, leaving the reviewers' attempt utterly ineffectual.

z-nadka-zak

o.O I'm stomach's also being a bitch.

DAMNIT YOU WERE ALL SUPPOSED TO FIGHT!

If you wanted someone to sue you so bad...

Yami: *throws bucket of water on his head*

Yugi: *throws pizza on face*

Joey: GARLIK GUN! *shoots a ton of garlic from forehead*

Yami Bakura: *throws in room with screaming rabid fan...BOYS!*

Ryou Bakura: *dies hair black* EHMOH FAYS

Malik Ishtar: ...I'd rather not tell you *reference to chapter 5 ftw*

Yami Marik: KABOOM!

Tristan: *turns into a pie*

Tea: *throws Tristan pie on face* ...Does this mean Tristan and Tea are
kissing LOL

Seto Kaiba: *throws laptop at head*

Mokuba: *throws PS3 at head*

Pegasus: *throws ice down back*

Ima go lye down nao

Yami growled in annoyance as the bucket of water was thrown over him, soaking his hair, causing it to droop slightly.

Yugi quickly removed the pizza from his face, glaring at the reviewer, "That's no very nice!"

Joey screamed as the garlic consumed him, Clare grinned, "I like garlic", she said.

Bakura quickly pulled out a sword, "GET BACK YOU RABID FANBOYS OR I'LLS STAB YOU ALL!"

A random fan boy yelled, "Stab me with your long, impressive sword, oh mighty king of thieves!"

Bakura made a look of discuss, before screaming as the fan boys began molesting him.

Ryou frowned, "I liked my hair the way it was! AND I AM NOT AN EMO!"

Malik shrugged, "It doesn't matter, I can't remember what you were talking about now, anyway..."

Marik blinked and stared at the insanity of the reviewer, "You are scary."

Tristan the pie was launched at Tea, and everyone gave a collective 'ew' as they caught the reviewers comment.

Seto growled and caught his laptop before it hit his head, "You immature little idiot!"

Mokuba cried as the heavy object hit him square in the forehead.

Pegasus squeaked and ran around in circles at the ice that went down his back.

HikariTenshiYamiTenshi

hehehehehe hi Bunny kun! it's me again!
I have a question for Yami/Atem now. Can you get both your legs behind your
head?
I can't and I want to see if you can.

Tea - Give Seto the kiss of dea-Life.
Mokuba - take your pick of the others and chuck this at them (hands him a
bucket of paint filled water balloons)
Yugi - You...find my oc's handcuffs!...what have you been doing with them?
Yami - Does the handcuffs going 'missing' have anything to do with you?!
Seto, I apologize, but I'm in a phase where you are the one I love to
torture. but as an apology, (passes him a loaded paintball gun) shoot me with
this...

Yami Bakura gave a growl of annoyance at the nickname and rolled his eyes.

Yami stared wide-eyed at the reviewer, "Look, that won't work, this trick has been played on me before! You just want me to do that so you can kick me in the-" Yami was cut off as Yugi clamped a hand over his mouth.

"No, Yami! It's a Yoga position!"

"Yoga? What's that taste like?"

Everyone fell down anime style, of course, Yami just stared blankly – it wasn't his fault he was from Egypt and didn't know what Yoga was...

Tea raised an eyebrow at the reviewer, "Uh, no. Make me!"

Mokuba went starry eyed and grabbed the bucket, "Thanks!" he cried, before throwing them at Tea. "F*CK YOU, TEA!"

Yugi blushed bright red, "Uh... UH... n-nothing! I...I don't know where they disappeared to!"

Yami blinked and cocked his head, "But Yugi, I thought you were hiding them so you could use them later on me-" Yami was cut off once again as Yugi tackled him to the ground, covering his mouth.

"YAMI!" Yugi cried, bright red.

Yami turned to the reviewer and tried to explain but Yugi's hand over his mouth only made it sound all muffled.

Seto stared down at the paintball gun and then put it down on the desk, "As much as I want to kill you right now, I wouldn't shoot paintballs at a woman, it's not very respectful", he spoke regally.

Clare raised an eyebrow, "Dude, you tried to strangle me if I didn't let you go earlier..."

Seto glared at Clare, "I said to woman, you're just an immature girl", he muttered.

Clare glared back at him and then, within seconds, grabbed the paintball gun and aimed it at him.

"Say your prayers, Kaiba."

BANG. SPLAT. POW.

A/N: I apologise if your review is not up here, I've lost a few in the months I've been gone and I promise I'll put your reviews in the next chapter! Thank you!