(A/N: I'm still sick. It's a virus, not a cold or flu.
Help me.
In fact, my friend "Smokey McBench" is going to help me today. Um, he has no idea what this fic is about, so he's gonna write REALLY random stuff. Most of it will not be valid.
For example: "One day, I was eating a jelly doughnut and the jelly squirted into my EYE!" [Actual quote.]
This is written in Dr. Brief's point of view.
Enjoy.)
One day I was walking down the street, Jane and Finch to be exact, and to my surprise, I looked down and near the manhole* covered in cheese, I saw a shiny new peanut. I picked it up. It was weirdly green and hairy. Looked kind of rotten.
So I ate it.
As I walked home that night, I came across a homeless guy named Daniel. He was sitting on the corner with a magical colourful shirt and a solar powered lava lamp. He wanted me to give him a dollar, so I went and reached into his hat and took 20. It was fun. Then I bought a squishy at the Bank.
After my exciting adventure out on the town, I decided I would go home and watch reruns of "I Love Lucy". I was sitting on my houseboat enjoying the show when all of a sudden my stomach hurt. I was then lying on my floor, naked, moaning in pain and grabbing my stomach. I started having delusions. For example, I thought my cat was the mailman.
Then I heard a voice saying, "Hello, SMOKEY."
I said, " Who's there?"
All of a sudden, someone dressed up like Superman appeared in front of me, hovering near the ceiling of my luxurious houseboat. "Who, who are you?" I asked.
"Why, I am CAPTAIN STOMACH ACHE, my good man, and I am here to ache your stomach."
"What did I ever do to you?!" I yelled.
"You drank the forbidden juice of the Jabba the JUICE. I am here to rid your system of that juice. If I fail, he will come and send his flying monkeys upon you."
"Hmmmm," I said. " Very well then Captain Stomach Flake. Do your worst. I am prepared to defend myself with the help of my handy hamster ball."
" Ok, human have it your way."
We then broke off into a serious fight. Captain Stomach Ache with a spinning wheel, my hamster ball and myself. We dueled back and forth until that rare moment came where I could get a clear shot at C.S. Ache's genitalia. I launched my hamster ball with all of my might. To my surprise it just hit Captain Stomach Ache and bounced back.
"What are you aiming at idiot? I ain't got no balls."
Unfortunately, I already knew that.
Anyway, long story short, I kicked her ass. However, a bunch of monkeys came and took me to this giant slug. It must have been Jabba the JUICE. Then he sat on me and I died.
Anyway, the major point I'm trying to say here is: I hate sauerkraut. That's all I'm really trying to say.
(* Hee-hee. "Manhole."
A/N: Apparently that's the end of dear old Dr. Briefs.
"Smokey McBench" left before he could say a few closing words, but he changed Captain Stomach Ache into a woman for us today. Hope you liked it.
The hamster ball was my idea. (Erm, not that I didn't aid him with the rest of the story today.)
Ciao! ~~Fukushuu )
Help me.
In fact, my friend "Smokey McBench" is going to help me today. Um, he has no idea what this fic is about, so he's gonna write REALLY random stuff. Most of it will not be valid.
For example: "One day, I was eating a jelly doughnut and the jelly squirted into my EYE!" [Actual quote.]
This is written in Dr. Brief's point of view.
Enjoy.)
One day I was walking down the street, Jane and Finch to be exact, and to my surprise, I looked down and near the manhole* covered in cheese, I saw a shiny new peanut. I picked it up. It was weirdly green and hairy. Looked kind of rotten.
So I ate it.
As I walked home that night, I came across a homeless guy named Daniel. He was sitting on the corner with a magical colourful shirt and a solar powered lava lamp. He wanted me to give him a dollar, so I went and reached into his hat and took 20. It was fun. Then I bought a squishy at the Bank.
After my exciting adventure out on the town, I decided I would go home and watch reruns of "I Love Lucy". I was sitting on my houseboat enjoying the show when all of a sudden my stomach hurt. I was then lying on my floor, naked, moaning in pain and grabbing my stomach. I started having delusions. For example, I thought my cat was the mailman.
Then I heard a voice saying, "Hello, SMOKEY."
I said, " Who's there?"
All of a sudden, someone dressed up like Superman appeared in front of me, hovering near the ceiling of my luxurious houseboat. "Who, who are you?" I asked.
"Why, I am CAPTAIN STOMACH ACHE, my good man, and I am here to ache your stomach."
"What did I ever do to you?!" I yelled.
"You drank the forbidden juice of the Jabba the JUICE. I am here to rid your system of that juice. If I fail, he will come and send his flying monkeys upon you."
"Hmmmm," I said. " Very well then Captain Stomach Flake. Do your worst. I am prepared to defend myself with the help of my handy hamster ball."
" Ok, human have it your way."
We then broke off into a serious fight. Captain Stomach Ache with a spinning wheel, my hamster ball and myself. We dueled back and forth until that rare moment came where I could get a clear shot at C.S. Ache's genitalia. I launched my hamster ball with all of my might. To my surprise it just hit Captain Stomach Ache and bounced back.
"What are you aiming at idiot? I ain't got no balls."
Unfortunately, I already knew that.
Anyway, long story short, I kicked her ass. However, a bunch of monkeys came and took me to this giant slug. It must have been Jabba the JUICE. Then he sat on me and I died.
Anyway, the major point I'm trying to say here is: I hate sauerkraut. That's all I'm really trying to say.
(* Hee-hee. "Manhole."
A/N: Apparently that's the end of dear old Dr. Briefs.
"Smokey McBench" left before he could say a few closing words, but he changed Captain Stomach Ache into a woman for us today. Hope you liked it.
The hamster ball was my idea. (Erm, not that I didn't aid him with the rest of the story today.)
Ciao! ~~Fukushuu )
