Ranma\God knows what all!

Emperor Ranma of Mongo: The Smurfenator! Episode 44079

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The Smuflek shook around them as Papa Smurf unloaded another blast at an approaching xenomorph. Papa Smurf's evil laughter echoed through the vessel sounding a lot more like Gargamel's then anyone was comfortable hearing. "Take that you Smurfing smurfers!"

Handy shudder to hear it, knowing that he had to do something before Papa Smurf lost all his smurfiness.

Smurf's just weren't made for war. It had a strange effect on them. For instance, Papa Smurf's insistence that Grouchy and Greedy wear red shirts just made no sense. He was definitely smurfing it, and not in a good way. Something had to be done and soon.

So Handy had decided that if Smurfs couldn't battle... then they must create something to battle in their place, even if he had to use magic to help create it.

That's why The smurflings and Grandpappy Smurf were with him gathered around a blob of liquid metal singing loudly.

A silver xenomorph had attacked them, but for some reason their singing had driven it off so fast it had left part of its own hand in the Smuflek. It wasn't a lot, but it was enough.

Consulting with Grandpappy, while the smurflings pinned it in place by standing around it and singing, they came up with a workable plan.

Grandpappy was reading aloud from 'The Big Book of Smurf', his voice taking on an eerie cadence as he harmonized with the smurflings. The words seemed to fade from the mind just as soon as they were heard.

He motioned occasionally for Handy to toss something onto the squirming pool of liquid metal at certain times.

PLOP
A rectangle from the head of one of the human shaped machine.

PLOP
A handful of smurf-berries.

PLOP
A pinch of magic dust.

PLOP
One of Jokey's surprises.

Blink
"One of Jokey's surprises? That wasn't suppose to go in there."

The laughter behind him cued him in to exactly who was responsible. "JOKEY!"

The hissing sound from Jokey's surprise began to get louder, just as Grandpappy Smurf was winding down to the final incantation.

"Klatu Verata..." BOOM "...Nickel."

Everyone was blown back by the blast as it fused with the magic, raising a fog of burnt gunpowder at the epicenter.

Grandpappy Smurf put it very succinctly when he simply said in a very worried voice "Oh, Smurf."

The smurflings even quited down as a shape began to form in the smoke.

"Congratulations Jokey. You may have just smurfed us all!"

"Ahhh, Come on Handy. I was just having a little fun."

Visions of Jokey wearing a red shirt began to run through Handy's brain as he saw the smoke swirled away.

Standing where the pool of metal had been was a silver smurf with the most evil grin he had ever seen. "Come smurf some!"

The smurfenator...

...works better then planned.

...attacks everyone.

...attacks all of the smurfs wearing red shirts...

...and then attacks the enemy!

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