Weiss Reacts to Camping Trips, Part Four!
A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! Ahahaha, a big shoutout to Half-Blind Otaku for...Magical Moe Ushio, the most adorable thing to come out of a discussion about K-On and Blind Guardian. I think. It was a hilarious discussion that involved Gurren Lagann and VA jokes, as far as I remember.
Excellent, now let's get on with this even crappier non-fanfic reaction related chapter before I begin to ramble on and go on a tangent about how boring my life is! Excellent!
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Velvet giggled, watching the chaos inside the tent. Weiss was waiting with her legs crossed for order to resume itself, with her back to the open flap of the tent.
"Perfect." The bunnygirl laughed.
"Pssst!" Velvet's ears twitched before she looked up to see Pyrrha, perched perfectly on a tree branch, looking into the tent with night-vision goggles.
"P-Pyrrha? What're you doing here?"
"I'm spying on J-Jaune-kun..." She sighed dreamily. "He thought I fell for his little straw decoy back in his tent...it's really cute..."
"Do you want to help me t-take my Weiss-sempai on a date?" Velvet offered.
Pyrrha nodded quickly. "Only if you help me get my Jaune-kun..."
"Deal!" The bunnygirl held her thumb up, the gesture mimicked by Vivi on her shoulder.
"Pi!"
"Hm..." Pyrrha rubbed her chin. "I'll grab Weiss, you grab Jaune, since you're better at this than I am."
"Excellent thinking, young Padawan!" Velvet snapped her fingers. "Now...I'll go around the tent, If they see me, you tell me and we'll regroup next to Cardin's tent."
"Agreed."
Meanwhile, inside RWBY tent...
Blake offered Jaune an icepack, which he took gladly. He padded it over his bruised arms, sighing.
"I'm REALLY sorry about that."
"No problem, Blake. I did say everything's forgiven. Least you guys didn't beat me up for no reason, even if it was a stupid one..." Jaune shrugged. "You got anything to do in here while I wait out Pyrrha?"
"Uh...we could play Munchkin!" Yang offered happily. Jaune looked at her confusedly.
"What's that?"
"Ah, well, Jaune, you see-"
"It's probably full of antics because it's Yang." Weiss muttered.
Yang pouted, placing her hand on her chest and pretending to look offended. "Ugh, me? I am SO offended that you would think moi would be obsessed with antics!"
"Haven't been given any reason to believe otherwise. "
"I got you and Ruby together, didn't I?"
"No, I got me and Ruby together." Weiss retorted. "You locked us in a closet hoping for us to do something indecent, you pervert!"
"In my defence, that pun was worth it and you are one useless lesbian if you can't admit your obvious crush on someone." Yang retorted.
Weiss blushed, punching her pillow with her fist. "I-It's not my fault R-Ruby was so hard to approach!"
"You thought I was hard to approach?" Ruby blushed, looking over at her girlfriend. The heiress jumped, staring at her.
"Y-O-Of course! Y-you're always so cheery and upbeat a-and I didn't know if you'd take me seriously, you stupid dunce!" Weiss snapped, crossing her arms and facing away. "Idiots."
Jaune sighed, chuckling. "Well, they weren't wrong about you being a cute tsundere."
The heiress glared at him. "W-who're you calling a tsundere, y-you moron?!"
"I-I'm just saying y-you're cute, d-don't kill me!"
"Hmph. Idiot. You have no chance with me." Weiss scoffed, turning her nose up. Ruby giggled.
"I-I wouldn't mind sharing you with Jaune."
"W-what are you talking about?!" Weiss stared at her. "D-don't say such stupid things!"
Yang broke out in laughter, clutching her belly.
Weiss glared at her. "Oh, what perverted glee do you take from THIS, you moron?!"
"Y-you're so innocent for someone who acts so mature~"
"YOU DUNCE!"
Ruby sighed and hugged her girlfriend tightly to calm her down, while Yang and Blake turned around to watch the hilarity.
Nobody noticed a hand clamp around Jaune's mouth, who began flailing and screaming, before he was hauled out by two hands- one normal-sized, and the other a tiny stub. He managed, however, to kick Yang in the back before being dragged out of the tent, causing the girl to turn around.
"Huh? Jaune? What're you-" Yang continued giggling, before realising the boy wasn't there. "Jaune?" She blinked. "Where'd you go?"
"What about Jaune?" Blake looked over to Yang before seeing what was going on. "Where's he gone? Vomit Boy?"
"He just...vanished. You'd think he'd tell us before leaving..." The brawler shrugged, sighing. "Ah, well, you're welcome for all the help we've given you, Jauney-boy..."
"Hey, maybe he's fallen out of the tent like last time?" Ruby suggested. "Remember last year when we had that huge tent party?"
Weiss rubbed her chin. "You're right. That might be it..." She looked out of the tent again, musing.
Yang, Blake and Ruby looked out of the side of the tent Jaune had disappeared out of, while Weiss thought carefully about what was going on.
'Hm...these idiots.' She concluded mentally, shaking her head. 'Of COURSE it was Pyrrha! It would have to be. They call me un-genre-savvy and they don't see this idiocy happening...I have to warn these fools before this night goes to he-'
"H-hi, Weiss." Pyrrha's face poked out of the flap.
"P-Pyrrha?!" Weiss was taken aback. "What are you...oh, Dust, you're joking. You're working with Velvet, aren't you?!"
"Sorry, Weiss, but this is for the greater good!" Pyrrha declared, shoving a sack over Weiss' head and pulling her out of the tent.
"N-Nikos! Let me go! You perverted obsessed dunce! L-let me out!"
Yang looked back. "Weiss? Oh...she's gone too." She sighed. "She probably went out to check on Jaune..."
"Exactly as predicted." Blake chuckled.
"Uh, guys, don't you think Pyrrha might be behind this?" Ruby suggested. "I mean-"
"No way. Pyrrha wouldn't dare mess with us. We're too badass!" Blake declared, uproariously laughing. "Besides, what is SHE going to do?"
Weiss was chucked in a large burlap sack, next to Jaune, as it was tied over their heads. He waved tiredly at her.
"Hey. You feeling the deja vu too?"
Weiss mumbled. "I can't believe these morons fell for it, too! Yang's genre savvier than me, apparently, and she didn't predict this stupidity?!"
"Pyrrha somehow figured out I was hiding out in your tent..." Jaune sighed. "I'm sorry."
"Dammit. How will we get out of THIS one?" Weiss complained. "I left Myrtenaster in the other tent and I don't have enough space to spawn a glyph..."
"My Semblance will probably get us more screwed, and I don't have Crocea Mors, either..." The knight sighed. "Ah, well, ONE date can't be bad, right?"
"I've been on a 'date' with Velvet. I would rather die." Weiss muttered. "She's an idiotic dunce who can't seem to understand that I...only see her as a friend. An insane friend, but...she's still my friend, and that's all."
"Wait, wait, shush!" Jaune held up a finger. "They're talking. I think they might be talking about where they're taking us!"
"Okay, okay, Arc." The heiress sighed. "Interrupt my character exposition, why don't you..."
Indeed, Velvet, Pyrrha and Vivi were speaking. Weiss and Jaune felt their bag being lifted up and dragged over rough terrain. Jaune jumped slightly, rubbing his behind.
"Dammit, a pebble scraped me..."
"So, Velvet-sensei." Pyrrha began. "W-where's the cave?"
"It's five minutes on foot, and it's lovely." Velvet squeed happily. "It's warm, nice, secluded...and nobody will ever find us there! And the best part- I picked it specifically so O-Elf-Sama couldn't intervene with anyone!
No badass Blake, no antics from Yang, no sudden save from Glynda or, Oum forbid, the Jersey Club, nobody!" The bunnygirl cheered. "I win THIS round, O-Elf-Sama! I WIN!"
"Pipipipi." Vivi sighed. "Pipipipipi."
"W-what do you mean I'm tempting fate? I read Weiss Reacts! I KNOW what he's planning!"
"C-can you send me a copy of this 'Weiss Reacts'?" The spearmaiden inquired meekly. "I-I think I might like to know how to get Jaune-kun to love me..."
"Oh, sure. It's in my suitcase, which we shall go to get after we have our dates with our beloved!" Velvet giggled. "I brought it with me JUST in case! I made sure to stay out of the hut scene, the forest scene AND the dare scene, just to make sure nobody could catch me before I get my Weiss-sempai!"
"This story must be a story of miracles..." Pyrrha's gasp of surprise could be heard.
Velvet chuckled. "No, it's nothing special. It's kinda boring to read, and terrible, too. I'd probably throw it in the trashcan if it wasn't for the fact that I can predict everything Yang and Blake will do by reading it..."
"Pipipipi?" Vivi inquired.
"Tch. Blake would never read Weiss Reacts. She's far too manly." The bunnygirl snorted.
"I-Is this the cave?" The spearmaiden inquired, before presumably gazing at it in wonder. "...it's amazing! You've got the tables and a candlelit dinner set up!"
"If I do say so myself, this is my finest work." Velvet declared proudly.
"Pi?!" Vivi responded incredulously.
"A-and Vivi's! I'm sorry, Vivi-chan..."
"Pi."
"Someone shoot me." Weiss facepalmed inside the bag. "First I get plastered in pancake bits, then Professor Faust leaps out of nowhere to scare me half to death, then the stupid food contest, and then the truth or dare, and then THIS?!"
"D-don't worry, Weiss-sempai!" Velvet cooed quietly. "I-I'll make it all better!"
"M-me too, Jaune-kun..." Pyrrha added quietly.
"We'll give them the best dinner ever!" The bunnygirl declared.
Pyrrha nodded, sighing. "Yeah..."
"Huh? What's wrong?"
"D-don't you think this is over the top?"
"Nonsense!" Velvet scoffed. "This is all for the Rule of Funny and because Weiss-sempai is adorable! Besides, we're the comic relief!"
"The what?" Pyrrha inquired curiously. "You know, Velvet-sensei, I don't know what you're talking about sometimes."
"Pipipipi." Vivi added.
"H-hmph!" Velvet presumably dropped the sack, because Weiss and Jaune felt themselves land on a smooth rock floor through the burlap. "Y-you two don't understand my insight into the world at all!"
"Okay..." Pyrrha sighed. "Well, come on, let's fix up the table for the date..."
"Pipipipi." The plushie said suspiciously. "Pipipi pi pipi pipipi pi pi."
"What?" The bunnygirl stopped. "W-what do you mean? Do you hear something?"
Weiss pushed her ear towards the side of the bag. "Wait...can you hear that?"
"Hear what?" Jaune inquired.
"...it's one of those stupid themes from that one stupid anime Blake watches." The heiress muttered. "What's that doing here?"
"Seriously?" The knight cupped his hand on his ear. "I think that's...'Libera Me from Hell'...my dad loves listening to that, I wonder why."
Indeed, a speaker was blaring out the song, from which all five could faintly hear 'Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable...row row FIGHT THE POWAH!' .
Velvet froze in place. "W-wait...what's that?"
Pyrrha was presumably looking around frantically, judging from the shifting noises. "...i-is Blake here?!"
"T-this wasn't supposed to happen!" Velvet cried frantically. "I-I had O-Elf-sama predicted! I know Blake can't know about this place-"
"PIIIIII!" Vivi screamed, before running out of the cave- Weiss inferred this from the frantic pitter-patter of plushie feet on the stone floor.
"W-what?! Vivi, come ba-" Velvet stopped mid-sentence. "P-Pyrrha?"
"...i-it's..." The spearmaiden managed to squeak out, before running out herself. Velvet was left alone staring at something.
All Weiss and Jaune could see through the burlap bag's cloth was the silhouette of an inhumanly tall, impossibly thin man, his back erupting with tentacles which both could be seen glowing verdant green with what both Hunters recognized as Spiral Power, whirling themselves into the forms of drills, standing before Velvet's shadow, directly in front of the bag.
The bunnygirl gulped. "Y-you...w-with...S-Spiral Power...s-spare me!" She herself sprinted out of the cave, leaving the bag where it fell.
Jaune gulped. "W-what...could possibly scare Velvet and Pyrrha into leaving us behind?"
"...n-no..." Weiss felt a twinge of fear in her chest. "...w-we're done for..."
They could feel the rope that kept the bag tied being unravelled. Both Hunters looked up to see an impossibly smooth head, devoid of all features save for being entirely white all over. Despite the many threats they had faced, a primal fear overtook their hearts as they gazed into its face...
...and then it donned a pair of triangular shades, similar to the ones Blake and Jaune's father loved to wear, before holding up a cellphone, adorned only with a tiny sticker of a motorcycle helmet with cat ears, into the bag.
"H-huh?" Jaune blinked. "W-what's that?"
On the screen was a message.
THAT IS NOT THE MANLY WAY TO GET DATES DO YOU AGREE
REAL MEN GET DATES BY ASKING IN A MANLY MANNER, NOT ABDUCTION
ALRIGHT LISTEN UP AND CLEAR THOSE DUSTY EARS OF YOURS YOU TWO
I AM THE GREAT AND MIGHTY SLEN D. MAN
HAUNTER OF FOUR-CHAN THREADS, DREAMS AND POOR COLLEGE AGE FILMMAKERS
AND JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM
Weiss stared at the screen, and then at the person holding it.
"What."
Minutes later...
Weiss stumbled back into the tent, dishevelled and irritated.
Ruby leapt at her, hugging her. "Weiss!"
"Oh, hey!" Yang laughed. "We were looking for you! What gives?"
"I...don't know." She said blankly. "I...I seriously don't know."
"Did you see a ghost or something?" Blake scratched her head.
"I...think so." The heiress sighed. "Screw this, I'm going to sleep before more stupid things happen." Sighing, the heiress went off into her sleeping bag, drifting off to sleep moment her head hit the pillow.
Yang and Blake looked at each other.
"The heck happened to her?" The brawler inquired.
"She...either encountered a big lipped alligator moment or a Chekhov's gunman. One of those two." Blake mused. "Hm."
Tomorrow morning, just after breakfast...
"Wow!" Cardin gave Nora an approving nod, his mouth full of pancake. "This stuff's really good!"
"It's the Valkyrie family recipe!" Nora giggled, cleaning off a plastic plate in a bucket full of soapy water.
Most of the group were gathered underneath the food hut, with Nora, Coco and Fox on cleanup duty. Team RWBY was sitting just outside the hut, looking over the lake, where the sunlight reflected off of the water.
"It's a warm day." Yang noted, stretching her arms. "You'd think it'd be colder."
"Must be our luck today." Blake mused. "Perhaps the water's just right."
Weiss scoffed. "Oh, what are you going to do, bathe in it?"
Ruby snapped her fingers, her eyes bright with anticipation. "That's actually not a bad idea!"
"What, seriously?" Weiss glared at her, but Yang nodded in assent.
"Yeah, we should all totally do that! I mean, this is probably the last good day for it. It's the beginning of winter, and these lakes'll probably be too cold or freeze over."
"This sounds like the beginning of a Persona cutscene." Blake remarked. "But yeah, I agree, we have to bathe in that lake at least once."
"Oh, this is an excuse just to be a bunch of perverts, isn't it?!" Weiss snapped.
"Errr, Weiss..." Ruby raised a finger. "Not everything is about being perverted-"
"It's Yang, of course it is!"
Yang pouted, crossing her arms. "Hmph! I am offended that you would accuse me, an upstanding citizen, of such a crime!"
"You lost all right to complain about being called a pervert when you decided to ship Tohru with Minako and Lucina." The heiress retorted.
"It's just shipping! It's not per-"
"You drew indecent slash of them."
"Completely irrelevant!"
"And drawing yaoi of Jaune and Ren isn't?"
Jaune spat his drink out. Weiss' gaze shot towards him- he was sitting behind the rock to Weiss' left.
"WHAT?!"
"Oh come on, you're a little into Ren." Yang teased him, giggling. "You always seem to li-"
"N—no!" Jaune shook his head hurriedly. "O-Of course not!"
"I've heard you talk about his 'nice pink hair', his 'toned abs'..." The brawler winked.
The knight shook his head, blushing. "H-hey! I was talking about him like a friend! D-do you have to see ships in everything?!"
"Yes."
"And now you know what I live with." Weiss muttered.
"Bathing in the lake?"
The heiress squeaked in shock and jumped as she realised Professor Faust was leaning into her.
"W-when did you get there?!"
"That sounds like an excellent idea, Weiss." Gretchen giggled, before turning to the rest of the hut.
"Attention all students! Finish up clearing the hut! We're all going to swim in the lake!"
Glynda just looked at her incredulously. "What are you talking about? That's not on the list, Gretchen!"
"Oh, relax." Cinder shrugged. "It's just taking a swim."
"T-that's not the point!"
Cardin looked slightly reluctant. "Heh...I dunno if I wanna go or not."
"Eh? Why?" Melanie sat next to him, frowning.
"I have...very embarrassing swimshorts. Or...well, speedos." He blushed ashamedly. "D-don't laugh, Mel."
"Awww..." She smiled. "That's cute."
"N-no it's not!"
Sky sighed. "You can borrow a pair of mine. We're pretty much the same size, right?"
Cardin sighed in relief, looking over at his teammate. "Man...you're a lifesaver. Yang would give me hell about my swimming clothes..."
Weiss facepalmed. "This is already turning out to be stupid."
"Yeeeess!" Yang cheered. "We're going in the lake!"
"Damn you, Professor Faust."
Minutes later...
Everyone had piled into the changing rooms near the lake- for obvious reasons, the staff changing room and the male changing room were far more desolate than the female one- and insanity was ensuing in all of them.
Weiss checked her own swimsuit- a rubber one-piece blue swimsuit embossed with the Schnee snowflake- to make sure Yang hadn't tampered with it, before slipping it on. She poked her head out of the stall she was in, looking over at everyone else who had finished.
Yang, herself in a fairly skimpy yellow two-piece swimsuit, pouted. "Dammit, Weiss, you didn't wear the pink bikini!"
"S-shut up, pervert!"
"Then you and Ruby would've had a matching pair!" The brawler reminded her.
"W-we are not some s-sickeningly sweet couple! We don't DO that, i-idiot!"
"I'd say something to contradict that, but...I just realised I don't have anything to." Blake, leaning on the wall, still in her normal clothing, shrugged.
Yang looked over at her. "You're not going in?"
"I...have an aversion to water. It's a cat thing."
"But whyyy?!" The brawler frowned. "Y-you'd look so cute in a swimsuit!"
Blake felt her cheeks go red and touched her right cheek with her hand. "D-don't say things like that!"
"Awww, embarrassed? I could say-"
"N-no! Enough!"
Weiss grabbed a towel and began to walk out. "If you're done being perverted-"
"Ah." Yang held up a finger. "Not yet. Wait for it..."
Suddenly, the embarrassed screams of Tohru, Minako and Lucina could be heard nearby, followed by various apologies and quickly-uttered pleas for mercy. The brawler smiled.
"NOW I'm done."
Blake stared at her. "What did you do?!"
"Oh, just borrowed some...things from Professor Faust and got them all into one shower room. The pictures should be coming in nicely." Yang whipped out her phone and checked.
"Hm...they do all have those adorable blushes."
Blake tilted her head. "That's...strangely kinky, actually."
"And now you know why I draw slash of those three."
Weiss shook her head. "I'm done." Sighing in exasperation, she stormed out, before hearing a loud, mannish scream.
"W-what?! What d'ya mean your shorts shrank in the wash?!" That was Cardin, and he sounded very, very flustered.
"I-I'm sorry, dude! I didn't remember to remove the damn thing from the wash!" Sky responded, equally embarrassed. "
"Dammit!"
Weiss sighed. "This is going to be worse than that beach trip dad forced me to go on." She shook her head and continued walking down to the lakefront.
Ruby and Nora were already down there, along with Ren. Ruby waved at her girlfriend, smiling.
"Hey. Thought you didn't want to go into the lake, Weiss."
"Well, what else am I going to do? And I'm probably going to end up in the lake at some point." Weiss shrugged. "Wouldn't put it past Velvet or Yang or someone to try."
"Makes sense." The reaper shrugged in return. "What happened in the changing room, by the way?"
"Yang did...something to Miss Honda, Minako and Lucina that I'm thankful I didn't see." The heiress shuddered. "Really, the length to which she'll try to pair her pairings together..."
"We'd know a lot about that." Ruby laughed.
Weiss rolled her eyes and took a seat next to her. "Unfortunately."
Yang strolled over to them, pouting and crossing her arms. "B-Blake is being mean!"
"What, she doesn't want to fulfil your perverted urges?" Weiss retorted.
The blonde brawler frowned. "Hey, no use hanging out around a load of people who're going to go swimming if you're not going to go swimming yourself, eh?"
"Hmph." Weiss scoffed. "Well, I hope you didn't force Blake into a swimsuit!"
"She managed to crawl out of the changing rooms while we were middle of the scene transition to the lake." Yang rolled her eyes. "Stupid fourth wall."
"Quit speaking about this 'fourth wall', I keep telling you I don't know what it is!" The heiress sighed and stood up, strolling over to the lake.
"Well, since I'm going to end up in there anyway, I might as well get started on swimming..."
Weiss slowly walked into the water, shuddering slightly from the frigidity of the water, before settling in and allowing herself to acclimate to the water.
"...I can sense the antics already." She sighed. Ruby noticed something swirling in the water. She stood up and began to run towards her.
"Weiss!"
"Huh?"
"W-watch out!"
"What the-" Weiss was suddenly tackled out of the water by Latte, hugging her tightly. The girl was blushing and shaking her head.
"ImsosorryWeisssempaipleaseforgivemeIonlywantedtostopVelvetfromkidnappingyouagainpleaseforgiveme!"
"C-Coco?!" Ruby shouted in surprise.
"No, Latte." Yang shrugged. "Did you already forget the whole 'split personality' thing?"
"Oh, right."
Latte relinquished Weiss, blushing and covering her face.
"I-I'm so sorry! I-I was just...e-excuse me..." She stumbled out of the water, running in embarrassment.
Weiss blinked. "W-what in the name of-"
She was interrupted by the sight of a large net clamping shut on the place she was barely seconds ago, pulling itself up by Dust-powered miniature rockets. Weiss' eyes widened as she looked over to where Latte had run away, shaking her head and mumbling.
Weiss clenched her fist, her temper pushed to its limits. She looked up.
"Screw this, I'm going to get out of this lake before more antics happen!"
Needless to say, the rest of the afternoon was spent trying to persuade Weiss to leave the tent for at least the bonfire dinner, punctuated by Yang's laughter. Cardin was thankful for the distraction, as it allowed him to take a small swim in the water before changing out without anyone noticing his ridiculously small pair of speedos.
After half an hour, Ruby finally managed to pull Weiss out of her tent with fifteen minutes of snuggling and Weiss' shark plushie.
That night, around the bonfire...
Weiss crossed her arms, sitting squarely on a log in front of the pile of firewood that was being stacked for the traditional bonfire.
Minako sat with bated breath, excited. "Oh my god, this is going to be SO amazing!"
"This camp has been absolute hell, Minako. I doubt this'll be any better."
"Awww, come on! Think positive!"
"I seem to recall you were shoved, naked, into the same shower room as Lucina and Miss Honda." Weiss retorted. "How are you not embarrassed by that?"
"O-Of course I am!" The girl blushed, shaking her head. "B-but that's not the point! Surely not EVERYTHING went wrong, right?"
"I was involved in a pancake fight I wanted no part in, leapt out at by one of the most childish teachers known to man, Faunus and robot, shoved into a truth-or-dare game that destroyed the last of my decency, got kidnapped by a pair of obsessed stalkers and rescued by...something before ALMOST being kidnapped again." Weiss detailed, exasperated. "Do you really think I don't want this camp to end?"
Minako frowned. "Aww, Weiss...it could be worse. You could be sharing a tent with Velvet."
The heiress blinked, before shuddering. "You...actually have a point."
Meanwhile, over the other side of the pile, Glynda supervised Gretchen trying to light the fire with what appeared to be a Schneeppo-brand lighter. The blonde instructor sighed, rubbing her temple with her right hand.
"Faust, are you entirely sure you know how to light a fire?" Glynda inquired. Professor Faust turned to her, pouting.
"O-of course! Who do you take me for, an immature dunce?"
Glynda rolled her eyes. "I'm hard-pressed to say anything but 'yes'."
"I'm shocked! I-I taught you everything you know!"
"Did teaching me all I know have to involve so much cosplay and explosions?"
"Cosplay and explosions are the BEST way to teach people!" Gretchen declared. "There IS no other way!"
"Preach it to the choir, miss." Cinder smirked, hi-fiving her former teacher.
"You would know a lot about that yourself, wouldn't you?"
"Of course, dear Glynda." Cinder smiled. "I believe that antics are the highest form of art! Just like you used to believe that 'Wizards of Romance' was art."
"IT WAS ART YOU PERVERT!"
"Oh, Anton..." Cinder said in a dramatic tone, quoting from the series. Glynda shot a glare at her.
"You...keep...quiet...you stupid pervert..."
The pyromancer grinned at the flustered expression she was inducing in her colleague and continued. "And Magical Momo quietly called out 'Brigitte...take me...'"
Ozpin calmly drank out of his thermos, sitting between both women. "Ladies, if you must fight, then take it somewhere where there is not an abundance of loose and flammable substances to throw about."
"T-tell her to stop being perverted!" Glynda crossed her arms and pointed at Cinder.
"Tell her to stop being mean to me!" Cinder pouted and pointed back at Glynda.
"You're both equally immature." Ozpin sighed.
"I AM NOT IMMATURE, OZPIN!" Glynda glared at him.
"I am a perfectly mature woman!" Cinder snapped, clutching her Burrito-kun to herself.
Gretchen grumbled, discarding the lighter. "This isn't working. I'll have to light it with circles."
"That isn't a wise idea!" Glynda warned her. "Your circles tend to end up causing collateral damage!"
"Doing it!" The instructor called out, before beginning to carve a circle into the logs.
Blake, noticing this, quickly began to drag Yang out of the scene, much to the latter's protests.
Weiss looked over to her. "Huh? What's going on-"
"Everyone, prepare for a magnificent bonfire worthy of the gods!" Professor Faust announced, cackling maniacally as she activated the circle and-
"NOOOOOO!" Glynda reached out for her, but it was too late.
Far, far too late.
After the blaze that was caused by accidentally lighting all the wood in the area on fire and cleaning the soot off of everyone, by that time, all desire for a bonfire had been quenched.
And nobody ate dinner that night.
Needless to say, the entire group went home early the next morning, tired, though Weiss most of all.
END
A/N: Aaaaand that's over! Good grief that took too long.
Well, next time, we'll be covering Half Blind-Otaku's 'We Were Close'! More Blake! More insanity! More...moe vampire maids! I think!
So, I hope you enjoyed that chapter, leave your reviews, ideas, comments, suggestions, criticism and thoughts, and I hope you have a GREAT day! Until next time!
