What an amazing first season! From now on, inagine the opening theme before each episode changing. I'd like to thank all my followers and fans, and I'd also like to thank all the haters, too. You help me to get better, like in Dragon Quest when you kill Slimes with Falcon Slash and gain EXP.

To celebrate, let's have an Omake Special! (Air horns play)

I said, an Omake Special! (more air horns)

OMAAAKEEE SPEECIAAALLL! (Air horns explode)

Bright Spark used her telekinesis to snatch the box of air horns away from Naruto and Hideaki. "On with the show!" She yelled happily.

When he entered the room, he saw a wide, wide open room with sewer pipes and dirty water, and a big cage on the far wall that contained... it.

The Nine-Tailed Fox.

The room shook with a loud boom, and the place started to change. The water on the ground drained away, as gold dust started to grow on the walls like mould, spreading out quickly and covering the walls. The pipes retracted into the walls, holes sealing up like closing mouths, and fractal patterns of green painted themselves onto the golden walls. Trees grew out of the ground, as did grass, and the wooden-looking cage became a metal cage. The room got bigger, as the ceiling faded and became a clear blue sky with only the occasional white puffy cloud.

"DID YOOOOUUU" The Kyubi yelled, thrashing against its bars.

"PUT YOUR NAAAAAME" He yelled, and spun around and hit the bars with his tail.

"IN THE GOBLET" He spun again and gnawed on the bars like a wild beast.

"OF FIIIIYAAAAH?!" The Kyubi asked calmly.

000

"Hi, I'm Naruto Uzumaki!" Naruto yelled at the camera. "Are you having problems with stains?"

"How about stains on existence?" Hideaki offered.

"Now THOSE are tough to get rid of!" Naruto said, gathering chakra in his hands. "That's why I use Rasengan, the strongest Jutsu ever, a creation of the Fourth Hokage himself!"

"That's right, this baby slices, it dices, and it SPITS on your julienne fries, because it's RASENGAN!" Hideaki said cheerfully.

A large felt puppet made to look like the Colossal Titan was thrown at Naruto, who shredded it with his Rasengan.

"WOW!" Naruto gasped.

"AMAZING!" Hideaki yelled.

And then the two yelled out, "RASENGAAAAN! IN STORES NOW!" as the advertisement finished.

000

"This does not work! This does not work!" SupposedlySmart!Harry Potter squealed like a stabbed pig as he saw Quidditch, and magic, and everything else in his magic world. He then started to cry, but not before killing unkillable dementors with his protagonist magic and befriending Draco and convincing him Blood Purity was a lie and being a douche to Ron for no reason and yelling that he hated the evil monster warrior Dumbledore and loved the smexy and competent Professor Quirrel, who was even more an author avatar than SupposedlySmart!Harry, while Hermione got diddled via false memory charms and Harry failed embarrassingly, not even epicly but embarrassingly, at coming up with a clever plan to save her.

"Woah." Tobi said, disgusted. "And I thought I had issues."

"Tell me about it." Orochimaru said, agreeing with him.

000

When he entered the room, he saw a wide, wide open room with sewer pipes and dirty water, and a big cage on the far wall that contained... it.

The Nine-Tailed Fox.

The room shook with a loud boom, and the place started to change. The water on the ground drained away, as gold dust started to grow on the walls like mould, spreading out quickly and covering the walls. The pipes retracted into the walls, holes sealing up like closing mouths, and fractal patterns of green painted themselves onto the golden walls. Trees grew out of the ground, as did grass, and the wooden-looking cage became a metal cage. The room got bigger, as the ceiling faded and became a clear blue sky with only the occasional white puffy cloud.

"IT'S" The Kyubi yelled, thrashing against its bars.

"OVER" He yelled, and spun around and hit the bars with his tail.

"NINE" He spun again and gnawed on the bars like a wild beast.

"THOOUSAAAND!" The Kyubi roared.

000

Sasuke walked onto the stage in his Curse Seal Level 2 form, the Sound Four in their Curse Seal forms behind him with instruments in hand.

"I dedicate this performance to my older brother, Itachi Uchiha." Sasuke said into his Kunai-shaped microphone. "I will have my revenge on you... Some day..."

His fangirls cheered, screaming about how much they loved him.

"ONE TWO THREE FOUR!" He yelled, and the music started in a loud, heavy thrash metal song.

"I! HATE! YOU SO MUCH THAT I! WANT! TO MURDER YOU!" Sasuke growled into the mic as his fangirls screamed with glee.

000

"SASUKE-KUUUUN!" Yelled the Sasuke Uchiha fanclub, the Sharingan-with-kunai patch visible on their clothes.

"NARUTO-SAMAAA!" Yelled the Naruto Uzumaki fanclub, the orange-rose-on-shield patch visible on their clothes.

"CAPTAIN LEEEVIIIII-HEICHOU-SAMA!" Yelled the Levi Fanclub, also known as the Scouting Legion. They died a lot, loved Levi, and occasionally fought Titans. Occasionally. The Long Range Scouting Formation was even developed so they fought as few Titans as possible, giving them more time to fangirl and fanboy over Levi.

A war broke out in the classroom, a war between Scouts in 3DMG and Academy Student Ninjas. You'd think it'd be a one-sided match, but because nobody in the room was currently named Levi, they had less chance of surviving this match than Naruto had of winning the Village's incredibly rigged lottery. One even died from getting slapped across the face.

000

"I am Ellen Yayger, and I am retaaahded." Eren whispered in an old man voice, his hair suddenly blonde for no apparent reason.

"This is my Titan form." He said, turning into a titan. "It is also retaaahded."

Watching episode one of this show on a black metal Laptop in the Hokage's office, Hideaki and Naruto glanced at each other uncomfortably. "Um... I don't mean to be mean or anything, but..." Naruto began.

"Even by Abridged Series standards, it sucks more balls than Sakura." Hideaki said bluntly, getting it over with.

"But wait... it's about to get to the best part!" The Third Hokage said knowingly.

"I am Captain Levi, and all the bitches love me." Captain Levi said in his first appearance, and killed two Titans as easily as a human would step on an ant, the Hokage's low voice making low "Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop" noises whenever he moved about. "Fighting me is quite a... Tall order." Levi said, and there was a laughtrack, followed by clips of fangirls screaming. Then he killed the Titans.

Eren stared at him in shock for twelve whole seconds. "Wow, and I thought my Titan form was retaaahded."

Hideaki and Naruto burst into laughter, and the Hokage smiled proudly.

000

When he entered the room, he saw a wide, wide open room with sewer pipes and dirty water, and a big cage on the far wall that contained... it.

The Nine-Tailed Fox.

The room shook with a loud boom, and the place started to change. The water on the ground drained away, as gold dust started to grow on the walls like mould, spreading out quickly and covering the walls. The pipes retracted into the walls, holes sealing up like closing mouths, and fractal patterns of green painted themselves onto the golden walls. Trees grew out of the ground, as did grass, and the wooden-looking cage became a metal cage. The room got bigger, as the ceiling faded and became a clear blue sky with only the occasional white puffy cloud.

"I! WANT!" The Kyubi yelled, thrashing against its bars.

"YOU SO MUCH THAT!" He yelled, and spun around and hit the bars with his tail.

"I! JUST!" He spun again and gnawed on the bars like a wild beast.

"CAN'T! RESIST YOU!" The Kyubi roared.

000

"Man, the guys aren't gonna believe this!" Krillin said.

"I don't believe you." Piccolo said.

"I CAN'T believe you." Future Trunks said.

"Believe it!" Naruto yelled.

000

Ervin Smith looked pissed. "You've gotta look at yourself, Levi. You've gotta look at yourself every morning, and ask yourself, 'What am I willing to put up with today?"

"Commander-" Levi said.

"NOT ****ING THIS!" Ervin yelled, pointing at the Female Titan.

000

The two monstrous men stared at each other, sitting at a table.

On one end, Orochimaru.

And on the other end... HIM. And he was wearing That Outfit, too. The one the narration can't describe without getting kicked off the internet.

The snake man stared at the lobster man, waiting as Kabuto and a short flying girl dressed in green picked up the papers given to them by the Hokage and Mayor. "It's official." The two said in unison. "Orochimaru is creepier."

"WHAT?!" HIM demanded.

"Ha! In your face!" Orochimaru laughed, pointing right at him. "SUMMONING JUTSU! Manda, I choose you!"

Orochimaru summoned Manda, the giant snake, and he and Kabuto hopped up onto his back as the snake slithered off into the sunset, laughing evilly as Manda chanted, "Phallic symbol phallic symbol phallic symbol!" In place of laughter.

"Come see me when you've experimented on orphans, sacrificed devoted followers, achieved immortality and vomited snakes at people!" Orochimaru yelled happily. "We'll have a rematch!"

HIM, on the other hand, was sad.

"Don't feel bad." Said an adorable short blonde flying girl with big blue eyes, dressed in blue. "You'll always be the creepiest villain ever to us!"

"AWWWWW!" said the audience.

000

Sasuke walked onto the stage in his Curse Seal Level 2 form, the Sound Four in their Curse Seal forms behind him with instruments in hand.

"I dedicate this performance to my teacher, Kakashi Hatake." Sasuke said into his Kunai-shaped microphone. "He taught me how to climb trees, he taught me how to walk on water, and he taught me the Chidori. And that was all. These three, added to my Sharingan Jutsu, make four."

His fangirls cheered, screaming about how much they loved him.

Sasuke whispered into his mic, "I can only count to four, I can only count to four, I can only count to four, I can only count to..."

"FOOOOUR!" He yelled, and the music started in a loud, heavy thrash metal song.

"FOOOOUR! FOOOUR! FOOOUR! FOOOUR! FOUR! FOUR!" Sasuke growled into the mic as his fangirls screamed with glee.

000

"But what you did to these people..." The cat-masked ANBU man said fearfully to Hideaki. "It's not natural!"

"No, it's not natural." She said happily. "It's supernatural."

The ANBU man stared at her in confusion, and she burst into laughter.

000

When he entered the room, he saw a wide, wide open room with sewer pipes and dirty water, and a big cage on the far wall that contained... it.

The Nine-Tailed Fox.

The room shook with a loud boom, and the place started to change. The water on the ground drained away, as gold dust started to grow on the walls like mould, spreading out quickly and covering the walls. The pipes retracted into the walls, holes sealing up like closing mouths, and fractal patterns of green painted themselves onto the golden walls. Trees grew out of the ground, as did grass, and the wooden-looking cage became a metal cage. The room got bigger, as the ceiling faded and became a clear blue sky with only the occasional white puffy cloud.

"GRIFFINDOOOOOR!" The Kyubi yelled, throwing its head to the sky.

Naruto burst into laughter.

000

Levi kicked Eren a lot.

Mikasa got mad, and stalked towards him, prepared to choke the little Gary Stu to death with his own entrails for hurting her favourite person.

Armin quickly grabbed one of her arms with both of his arms, leaning back and putting all his strength into it, and all it accomplished was causing her to stop and look back at him.

"Look at her face, everyone!" Armin suddenly yelled. "Captain Levi... She must really Heichou guts right now!"

Everyone laughed.

And then he let go, Mikasa charged forwards, and she beat the crap out of Levi and rescued her love.

000

"Sam..." One hot guy said to another hot guy. "Dad's gone on a hunting trip... He won't be home for a while."

And then Sam played the trumpet while Dean used the oven door as a drum.

Bam, bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam,

Bam, bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam baaaam.

000

"Hideaki!" Shikamaru yelled, entering her room without knocking. "It's an emergency!"

She immediately stood up, her TV playing episodes of Manyuu Hiken-Chou, the greatest comedy show she'd seen in months. A loser would yell at him and tell hin to get out of her room, maybe attack him, too, but she knew anything that could get him this worked up had to be an emergency, and a serious one.

"Uh... Isn't that show rated adults only?"

"Yeah, and Attack on Titan is 14+." She chuckled. "Anyway, Ninja can watch whatever they want, it's part of the law. We can drink, too. But I won't, because I hate the taste of it. Anyway, what's this emergency?"

"The entire Naruto Uzumaki fanclub is outside, and they challenged you to a Single Stroke Battle!" Shikamaru said, terrified. "And they've collectively raised a ton of ryo, and they're betting it all that they'll win! If they do, we have to give them practically all the money we have!"

She grinned. "Awwww yissss."

"What?" He asked, confused.

"I can't wait to kick their asses." She said, grinning evilly.

Shikamaru stood outside his clan compound, his family and her dogs watching through the windows as Hideaki, minus her dogs, strode forth to meet all fourty of her opponents, who waited for her outside in a wide semi-circle.

"A Single Stroke Battle." Hideaki said, charging up her chakra. "We each get one attack, and we have to destroy the other. We can't dodge or block, and if you aren't all down by the end, you win."

"That's right!" Yelled one fangirl wearing a red and yellow Naruto wig, wearing an orange onepiece bikini and blue crocs. "You could kill one of us, but the rest would overwhelm and beat you! And if we all die, you get in trouble with the council! Same goes for killing any of us, too. No matter whst you do, you're screwed!"

"You think you've backed me into a corner..." Hideaki laughed. "You think I don't have any Jutsu that can hit you all and knock you down without killing you."

"Yeah!" The fangirls cheered.

"Well, since I'm the fastest, and I was challenged, I'm going first. And I know exactly what I'm doing." Hideaki laughed, chakra visibly blazing around her in a huge blaze.

"Uh... Fangirl Mistress? Maybe this wasn't a good idea. A black-haired girl in a blonde wig said nervously.

"Time for my ultimate Jutsu!" Hideaki yelled, planting her feet and bracing herself. "Super Forest Skunk Jutsu!"

From anywhere in Konoha, no matter where you were, you could see the giant green smoke cloud that sprung up near the Nara Clan Compound, and hear it being loudly released.

Around Hideaki, her enemies screamed and passed out in droves, while Shikamaru covered his nose and quickly stumbled back into the Clan Compound before the tall and quickly-expanding cloud got him, too.

When the last Naruto fangirl fell, Hideaki sighed with relief and stopped her Jutsu, straightening up and turning towards her Clansmen. "So, when it comes to fighting enemies without being able to kill or seriously injure them, how'd I do?"

Shikamaru, disgusted but slightly amused, discreetly raised a hand and gave her a thumbs-up, making sure his family couldn't see.

And her three dogs barked approvingly.