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Nyotalia- Axis Powers episode eight

One day at Monica's house…

"BRRRIIIIIIIING! BRRRIIIIIIIING!" went the phone as Monica was busy at work.


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Curious to who'd be calling her at such a time, Monica decided to rather than let it ring answer it. "Save me Monica. A stranger told me that she'd treat me to a tasty dinner, so I went along with her for the pizza, but it ended up being Amelia the whole time!" Monica sighed at the voice of her ally and friend Daisy doing something completely like her that it's not even funny.


Now to the Allies… and Daisy.

Amelia walks in carrying Daisy by her coats collar. "You Igiko! I totally caught Daisy from the Axis."

"Nicely done." Igiko congratulated before she and Amelia tied Daisy to a chair with some rope Anya conveniently had laying around. "Let's see how much information we can get out of her if we beat her violently."

Anya heard Igiko say this and opened her coat to reveal a multitude of torture devices. "I second that."

Daisy, having had seen the cache of weapons began to flip out. "Wah! Alright I'll tell you everything! There was the one time when Sakura and I were in the middle of thinking about the name for our team, and…"


Two hours later.

Daisy continued, "-and then there was the time that I acted like I was the 'Box of Tomatoes' Fairy in order to-"

"SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP!" Igiko exclaimed, tired of hearing how Daisy was the one who broke the cookie jar, the one who at the last slice of pepperoni pizza, among other things.

Amelia looked at Igiko for a moment. "Maybe we should put her to work." Amelia said before a loud crash was heard from the kitchen.

"Whoopsy, sorry to bother you but do you happen to have any tape." Daisy said as she carried out what was left of the plate she was cleaning.

Amelia grabbed hold of Daisy's collar again and carried her to Igiko who at the time was opening a letter from Monica. "Alright, so what do we do with her now yo?"

" I wrote a letter to Monica and this is what she said." Igiko answered before she began reading the letter. "Please prepare her good food, a warm bed, and foot/soccer ball. Also, she'll die if she accidently learns French, so be careful."


Two hours later, back at Monica's house. A package had arrived that had the work 'FUCK' all in capital letters.

"They said they were sending me back because I was too much work for them." Daisy cried from inside the box.

"I see their point." Monica said, silently relieved that they sent Daisy back instead of killing her.


The following day.

"BRRRIIIIIIIING! BRRRIIIIIIIING!" went the phone.

Monica, again, decided to pick it up. "Mrs. Monica! There was this cute guy that hit on me nut then it turned out to be Franciose in disguise." Daisy cried over the phone.


Again to the Allies… and Daisy… again.

Franciose walks in carrying Daisy by her coats collar. "Ho-ho-ho. Guess who just plucked herself a little Daisy?"

"What?" Igiko and Amelia said simultaneously in despair at their version of Italian hell as Franciose placed Daisy in a small doghouse that Anya again had conveniently laying around.

"Seriously Franciose, this chick is a pain. All we gotta do is chuck her in jail and we'll be down with her." Amelia said as she leaned against the doghouse while Daisy barked like a little puppy-dog.

Igiko sighed at this. "Alright I'll feed her then." Igiko said as she placed a bowl of scones for Daisy to enjoy.

"Thank you." Daisy said before taking a bite of the overly stale… cookie thingy? "Wah! This taste awful. Never before has my taste buds tasted anything so bland and disgusting in my life."

Hearing Daisy say this Igiko curled up into a ball of depression. "Do you really think my foods that bland?"

"The worst! Even Monica's mushy potatoes taste better than these fossils!" Daisy complained.

"Dude, you're not helping any." Amelia said with her mouth full of hotdog meat.

Again… daisy was returned via airmail, and the next day…


"BRRRIIIIIIIING!" went the phone before Monica rapidly picked it up.

"Mrs. Monica, I'm in North Africa right now and the button to my blouse popped off, and to top it off, Igiko is here!" Daisy once again cried over the phone causing Monica to grunt.


Now in scenic North Africa (finally a change in scenery).

"Look here everyone," Igiko started as she walked with a frightened Daisy cowering behind a tied up and pissed off Monica. "I've captured Germany's representative by using the Italian as bait."

"I should have seen this coming." Monica mumbled to herself as Amelia and Franciose praised Igiko on her success.

"Now you will tell us everything that you know or else." Franciose said in a rather creepy manner with a perverted smile on her face.

"Sure, I'll do that ven you kiss mein ass vile doing ze conga line!" Monica exclaimed to her advisories, which lead to them for some reason pointing their guns at Daisy.

"WHA!? Why are you pointing a gun at me when I already told you everything I know which is basically everything I know! Please don't kill me, PLEASE!" Daisy cried.

Back at Monica. "Do your verst! Compared to my everyday life your torture would be like bites from a mosquito!" she said angrily, leading them to clock their ammunition for preparation on the Italian rep.

Back to Daisy who is now shaking like a leaf. "Yeah, she's kind of a sadist; in fact she's an immense super kind of sadist with plenty of hardcore books and DVDs. You can't imagine what I've seen living with her. There was even a video with dogs in it where the dogs were doing it with people. Up until recently her government's endorsed bestiality with all of its soldiers!" she cried as Monica tried to catch her breath.


To the English jail.

Monica and Daisy were sitting in a dark cell together. "I hate you so much." Monica said, refusing to look at Daisy.

The following day at Sakura's house.


"BRRRIIIIIIIING! BRRRIIIIIIIING!" went the phone.

Sakura, who had just finished her work for the day decided to answer the phone. "Hai. Sakura Hondo speaking."

"Mrs. Sakura! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help meeeeeeeee!" Daisy cried over the phone.

Sakura just smiled. "Maybe next time."


To be continued next episode…

Well there you have it. Episode Eight is currently up and on the sight. I thank you all for your patients and I hope that you all liked it. Please leave your review and note that in a few episodes I'll be having a contest that will basically decide how I'll take one of the later episodes. I'll tally up the reviews and then I'll do it based on the amount for each.

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