(First off HOLY CANOLLI HAS IT BEEN THAT LONG?! I'm so sorry! This chapter just….ERG! It just refused to be written! Hopefully now I can finnish this story. And Yes I know about ffnf 2 and the ending will be edited accordingly.)

Daylight of the fourth day


Signas sighed.

Currently one Depth dragoon, the Foxy thing, Axl, and little girl were in the 17th commons sleeping in a nest of chips, blankets, and utter catastrophe; completely covering the once nice blue carpeting.

Rubbing his temple he sighed, "Depth Dragoon there is no sleepovers in the hunters; get you and your friends out of here."

Snortling at that line he just rolled over, snoring some more. His friends no more likely to obey.

A shout from a doorway, "You probably won't get much from him; he's got that night shift job." Enter one Zero.

"Then why does he look like he was up all night in a sleepover?" pointing vaguely at the pile of snoozers.

Zero chuckled, and carefully picked up the girl, "This little doll I'm afraid. Foxy's been out of practice, Axl was tried last night and Dragoon…" a cheeky grin appeared on his face, "Well…I hesitate to say. Might get him fired and all."

"So help me if it's that thing with the radioactive batteries-"

"NO! NOPE! He DID learn his lesion from that one! hahaa…!" Zero said in a panicked and pained smiled "He definitely won't do that again…"

A shout from the hall, "What's all the ruckus?" revealed as X when he poked his head in.

"X! Come quick! Tell Signas all about Dragoons job while I uh…" glancing around, then at the bundle in his arms, "…Take this little girl home! Parents are probably worried as all hell. Gottagobye!Don'twaitupforme!"

Startled by his friends quick exit X scratched his head, "Uh…so you wanna know about Dragoons job?"

"I suppose I should know; if it's not a big highly taxing job," he kicks the side of Becky, "Otherwise these folk are going to be in serious trouble."

Foxy suddenly jerked up, and stiffly turned his head and glared at him, "We stuff people in suits!"

"And Bite their frontal lobes off!" sleep cheering axl wearily spouted, a limp arm waving in a fist.

A squeaky girl voice screeched from down the halls, "FIVE MURDERS HAVE HAPPENED!"

Followed by a loud Zero, "And we don't even want to talk about the carpets!"

Signas quickly grew agitated shook his head and was just like, "…Whatever. X could you get a report on all this for me?"

X wasn't given the chance to say no before the commander stomped out of the room.

Sighing the blue hunter sat beside the large seahorse and lightly rubbed his snout, "Hay…hay Dragoon? Tell me a bit about your job."

Snortling a bit more Dragoon in his dead to the world state said, "Oh…? Its….a security job…look at cameras. I get 125 dollars at the end of the week…"

"…Depth, did you ever pass high school?"

"…no ma…."

"Cause that's about 4 dollars an hour. That's…that not even minimum wage. That wasn't even minimum wage 100 years ago."

"Huh."

Scratching the back of his head he asked, "And your Coworkers?"

"….Miss. Human, Mr. Cook, and Fungi who is only ever heard on the phone."

"Huh? Why?"

"He was the old guard. He's not working there anymore, I think. He still calls and is super nice!"

Dragoon was finally waking up at this time, glancing at the clock, "Well I should get ready for the hunt today. I guess the last thing I should say is the place has a history. Apparently. Last night we googled it in a haze of sugar."

As Dragoon slithered out the room, X held a concerned look on his face. This was starting to get troubling. Let alone Foxy who had already been of suspect. It was probably time he started to step in and see what was up…

Also the ants. They started swarming after all the food. Foxy will probably have them in his fur for months…


(To the Anonymous review; thank you! As my first fanfic I thought I'd go with something simple. Make it like popcorn; easily digestible and little more than a fun snack between real stories. I myself admit I have trouble with detail (I've always been a dialog and events person) and any tips would be very much appreciated~)