Chapter 8- Fairies and Fights

"It has been one week since the death Betthany Beatrix Quinlan. The school mourns of her tragic death. In honor of her memory, we are making tomorrow's dance the Betty Quinlan Memorial Get-down. I hope you will be thinking of her tomorrow. Thank you." Jorgen announced, as he was actually crying. The toughest fairy in the universe had mourned the loss of a puny human. It had become apparent that he had become a soft serve over the years.

(At lunch the day before the dance)

"I can't believe she is gone. I hated her, yes. But I still can't believe she is dead. Sure, I made it competition for me to get Neutron to like me, but I still had concern for her, even though she was my enemy." Cindy said weeping.

"Don't worry Cindy. I am sure that she is happy in Heaven, or Hell I don't know which." Libby said reassuringly.

All of a sudden Carl, Sheen, Veronica, Trixie, Chester and A.J walked to the secluded table.

"Hey guys." Libby and Cindy said in unison.

"Hey Cindy and Libby. Did you guys see Jimmy? I want to ask him a question." Trixie asked sweetly.

"What do you want to ask him? Maybe I could transfer the message to him." Libby said.

"He just got back to school today after his suspension. You will see him around 5th period. And since Nick left again, you will see Neutron at football practice." Cindy said.

"Nathan is letting him back on the team?" Veronica inquired.

"Well, actually Nathan himself was kicked off the football team. Mainly for two reasons. The first reason was the locker-room incident, now it is all around the school. He was kicked off because he partook in the fight against Turner, and Mr. and Mrs. Turner sued the school for brutal beatings that included gashes and scars of different assortments. In accordance with the lawsuits, Nathan was kicked off the football team and banned from the school dance. The second reason was purely medical. After the fall on his face, he broke the crucial bone he has to have to speak correctly. He now has to wear a headgear. And in accordance to regulation 429-B,"No student with any type of vocal disability may partake in football or football related activities." So, they had to let another star player, and Neutron was the only one who fit all of the qualifications, on the team." A.J. stated.

"I am not surprised they decided to have Jimmy back on the team. Mr. Von Strangle and the football coach found something in Betty's locker the day before she died. It was a will. In that will, they found a request to put Jimmy back on the football team. Also, they found a request to put Timmy back in jail in order to make Jimmy non-suicidal. Apparently, Jimmy feels important when Timmy is in chains. The last school-related request was to kick Nathan off the football team and ban him from the school dance. So, really it was for her memory Nathan was banned, Timmy was jailed, and Jimmy was let back on the football team. Now, I can feel there is a lot of confusion inside of the justice system at school because the popularity system is enshrouding our judgement. The will was clearly a message. Betty KNEW she was going to die. If Betty didn't know she was going to die, why would she write a will on a random day? She was only 16 when she died, and at that age you don't write wills for your death, because you don't suppose your death is near. Betty just wanted to make more confusion, and hate among the unsuspecting boys that she treasured to spite the memories of Nick leaving her in accordance with the baby. Now the school is going through unwanted changes and unwanted and unsuspected depression. You can't use a will to put incriminate someone, because even if they found something incriminating inside of the will about Timmy, they couldn't incriminate him because it would violate the 5th amendment. Obviously, someone is screwing up the justice system from inside the school system itself. I don't know who it is, but I do know they are not friends to us. We have to be careful, because we may be next. I think they are going to finish off their plan at the dance tomorrow, so we have to tell Jimmy everything we know and need his superior mind to help us." Sheen said.

Everyone, even Carl gaped at Sheen. He was clearly thinking. To break the ice with Sheen, Carl asked him a question.

"Sheen are you okay?" Carl asked out of fear, concern, and confusion.

"Who took my cookie?" Sheen asked hyperactively.

"Phew." Everyone sighed.

"With all of that being said, I think Sheen is right." A.J. stated, and everyone, yet again, gaped at Sheen.

"We will need to split up to look for Jimmy after school today. Until then, I think we may need to watch out because, what if Timmy escapes from jail again? He will beat the living shit out of Nathan, even though he doesn't know that this time Nathan did nothing to put him in jail. So, be on the lookout for any of the three, because this could get messy." A.J. said, as everyone finished their lunch, still awed by Sheen's ingenious thinking.

(In jail)

"What? How the hell did I get back in jail? God must hate me for some reason. I just wish I had one person who cared about me," Timmy said, as he was trying to hold back tears.

All of a sudden, the room started to swirl around and make bizarre noises. Out of nowhere, two bug-type creatures flew into the very jail cell he was sitting in.

"I am Cosmo!" "And I am Wanda." The two fairies stated. " And weeeeeeeee're your fairy godparents!" They said in unison.

" Cops cops! Help there are weird talking bugs in my cell! Get the bug spray!" Timmy shouted, only to have a zipper magically appear over his mouth.

" Mmmmmmmmm," Timmy tried to say, but the zipper covered him mouth.

"You can't say anything about us, or we will have to go away forever." They said in unison.

"How did you do that?" Timmy asked, astonished.

" Magic wands." Wanda answered.

" Magic? So god's little helpers are here to finish the job eh? Well, come on kill me." Timmy said weeping.

"Let me explain everything you might want to know. First of all, we were assigned to you to be your helpers, not God's. Second, you might want to know why you can't remember anything from ages 12-14. Remember that weird court you went to about a week ago? Well, that was not a real court, Timmy. That was a fairy sentencing, not a regular human sentencing. You were qualified on account of your divorced parents, chronic depressions, bitter school relationships, and of course, multiple felonies. To bring you back to why you can't remember anything from ages 8-14 ( A:N- I made a typo earlier in the passage. It is 8-14, not 12-14).

(Flashback)

"I can't believe I finally got a date with Trixie. I need to get everything just right for this date. O.K. Cosmo? I had to work up the courage to ask Trixie out for 6 years. If you ruin it Cosmo, I will personally make your godparenting experience a living hell for 4 more years you understand?" Timmy asked with concern.

"He better understand, or he won't ever receive any cooked bacon from me again." Wanda declared.

Cosmo poofed up a zipper over his mouth and tried not to speak.

Timmy finally found the perfect attire for him to wear for his date.

"O.K, let's go try it on." Timmy said.

The fairies went with him into the room, completely forgetting that there were cameras in the rooms, to secure no shoplifting takes place.

"I think we got a perfect match. O.K lets ring it up." Timmy said content.

Cosmo realized there was a camera, so he decided he wanted to try to be famous.

"Hi people! My name is Cosmo!" Cosmo shouted and the survelliance camera filmed.

"COSMO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Timmy exploded.

All of a sudden, the " Da Rules" book appeared in front of Timmy. It opened and the book sucked Cosmos and Wanda in.

(End flashback)

"After that your life went straight down to hell. At 14, after you lost us, your parents divorced, leaving you with Vicky everyday until 15. After that Vicky died of lung cancer, so they sent you off to a psycologist to talk your problems out with him, but it did worse to then previously indicated. Everyone at school started calling you crazy and murderer. Then you went to a military school for 2 months to rid yourself of your anger. But, you accidentally killed Elmer and were sent back to school where the tormenting continued. Then a couple of months of torture went by, then Jimmy and his friends popped in with their interdimensional teleporter and came to settle in with you. You know what happened after that." Wanda explained.

"So these past two years of my life have been hell because of this green asshole? YOU BASTARD I WILL KILL YOU!" Timmy screamed, as he attempted to strangle the green haired fairy. Wanda poofed up a pill to help him relax.

"So you guys are here to help me?" Timmy (reluctantly) calmly asked.

"Yeah you wish it," Cosmo said.

"We grant it." Wanda stated.

"I have been waiting for this for 2 long miserable years. Now it is time for my revenge."

"Hold on Timmy. There are rules for wishing. Let me explain them before you reek hell upon your enemies. First, we can't kill anyone. That is pretty self-explanitory. Second, we can't make people fall in love. If we could, then we would be bending the rules of nature and of people's will, therefore it is forbidden. Third, we can't tell you about other kids with fairy godparents. You have to find out on your own. Fourth, you can't wish for any currency. That is counterfeiting, and we can not give you authentic government approved currency. Fifth, we can not fufill any wishes that will break the laws of society. And last, you can not wish you are popular. That last one was added in 2007 when a kid tried to wish for so much popularity everyone did what he said and he basically ruled the world. Oh, and if you reveal us to anyone who is not a kid that you priorly knew had fairies, or anyone who is not your girlfriend, we will go away forever. You will lose your memory of us, and any magical proof we really existed. You will lose us when you are 18 anyway, just to let you know in advance." Wanda explained.

"My first wish is.. I wish I was out of prison!" Timmy said.

"There is one problem Timmy. Remember, you were put in this jail on a count of a approved crime you supposedly committed. We can't do anything to help you break the law remember?" Wanda pointed out.

"Damn. Ok, so how about this? I wish I was back at school. Technically I wouldn't be wishing myself out of prison, but into school!" Timmy exclaimed.

"That is called a loophole. They can be very helpful… and annoying." Wanda said, as she raised her wand.

(At school)

"Anyone seen Jimmy? We have been looking for hours." A.J. asked.

Carl came running back panting up a storm, but he said something important.

"I know where Jimmy is!" Carl exclaimed as he nearly choked on his own spit.

" Lead us to him!" A.J. demanded.

" O.K., follow me." Carl said panting.

"But, let's wait for me to catch my breath." Carl said exhausted.

(Meanwhile on the other side of school)

Jimmy was making out with Trixie in the football locker-room. Timmy poofed to a room adjacent to the room Jimmy and Trixie were making out in. He heard them talking.

"So, you want to go with me to the school dance tomorrow?" Trixie asked.

"Hell yes. I love you Trixie." Jimmy said, as he went back to making out with Trixie.

Timmy was very angry now. Before he burst into the room, he made a wish.

"I wish I had the power to shoot flames out of my hands and ice out of my eyes." Timmy stated.

"Cool fudge-head is going to get his ass kicked!" Cosmo said.

He burst into the room and fired a fireball right at Jimmy, but luckily for Jimmy, it missed.

"Turner! Come back for another vicious beating? WELL BRING IT ON!" Jimmy shouted, as he pressed a button on his teleporter to bring his lab here. He brought out

Goddard and his rocket.

Timmy seemed to remember how to use his fairies for combat. He fired a fireball at Jimmy, but he used his tractor beam to reflect the heat ball, and with Timmy's intense ice powers, froze the fire ball in its tracks.

"So you are using your computer holograms again eh? Well my technology will kick their holo asses!" Jimmy yelled as he told Goddard to fire lasers.

Just then, Carl, Sheen, Cindy, Libby, Veronica, Chester, and A.J came to the scene.

" STOP IT STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART????" Carl yelled.

Everyone was silent.

"That was cool Carl! I actually believed you for a second!" Sheen said.

"Thanks, I saw it on a soap opera once." Carl declared.

A.J started to speak to Jimmy, ignoring the whole "Carl yelling" thing.

"Jimmy, you have to come with us we are in eminent danger!" A.J stated with concern.

"What type of danger?" Jimmy asked with curiousity.

"Someone within the school system is trying to kill you and Timmy. And we might be next on the list!" Chester exclaimed.

"Wait, who is it?" Jimmy and Timmy asked worriedly in unison.

"Alas, we don't know. All we know it must be someone who hates both of you. And someone who could know all of the stuff you do 24 hours a day. And they must have one big brain to plot your downfalls this inconspiculously." Sheen stated, and one again every one was silent, except Jimmy who's response was this.

"We have no choice. Everyone must report back to Retroville at once! That is where I can get the suspect's name info and the tools needed to kick his ass." Jimmy declared.

"I just realized something Jimmy. We have been gone for 1 year don't you think our parents are mad?" Carl asked.

"Oh my fucking god, I just realized that. Oh well, we will explain to them later. Let's go. Everyone, even Trixie. Hold on guys." Jimmy said, as he activated his inter-dimensional teleporter to Retroville.

What will happen to our favorite gangs? Who will they run into in Retroville? Who is this person who is trying to destroy Jimmy and Timmy? I will update when I hit 20-25 reviews.