Again, thanks for the support! Also, thanks for your patience. I appreciate how amazing you guys are, with your kind ego inflating reviews (starts beating down ego with a cast iron skillet) (smiles) Please bear with me from here on out, prior to this chapter I really didn't have a plot or a plan for this story. I didn't even anticipate it going this long (laughs). I'm going to keep up the fanatical Tal, but she will change a little, Newton's Third law deems it so. It was either that or my cop-out:

Mickey, "I'm afraid aurdox hasn't anticipated her story continuing so long so we officially no longer have a story." Looks over at Tal who's laying on a bed.

Tal sits up, "Oh, well… What am I supposed to do?"

Riku steps forward, "We have two options. Appease our fans or make them stone us."

Tal jumps up, "I vote stoning!"

Riku shrugged, and walked off, "I guess we won't make out then." Tal blinks. Tries to form words. Tries to move.

"Noooooooo!" The protagonist screams to the sky. Riku peeks his head back into the room.

"Just kidding!" Riku runs forward, embraces Tal. Their lips crash together, and everything goes white.

Tal blinks and looks around. "I'm… in the park?"

Rae pokes her with her foot. "You okay? You ran into a tree." ~~The End.

Well, I'm not one for cop-outs so…

Recap: Tal passed out. Axel is still hunting the galaxy for Tal.

Chapter Begin:

"Is she okay?" Mickey's voice brought the girl to her senses. Her heart started pounding.

"Yeah, she's okay." Riku stated.

Sora laughed, "She went down like a board-Ow, Kairi."

"Be nice. King Mickey, she'll be fine. This girl is more resilient that she looks."

Tal tried to keep her breathing even. The curiosity of what was being said made her restrain herself. If she could stop herself mid glomp for Riku, she could lay still long enough to hear what the teens, a mouse, duck, and dog had to say.

"So, what's up?" Sora asked.

It was time for the plot to be revealed. It was time for Tal to find out why she was here. Mickey sighed. "The Organization is back."

The three teens chorused together, "We know."

"Welp, I don't quite understand how- What do you mean you know?"

Sora hummed, "Well, we ran into them."

"Did they attack?"

"No. They were pretty civil."

Tal peaked open one of her eyes to watch the group. Sora's arms were resting behind his head. Riku shoved his hands in his pockets. Kairi stood with her hands hanging by her sides.

Mickey, Donald, and Goofy stood in a cluster, their mouths hanging open quite comically.

Riku shrugged, "They were after her." He jerked his head towards the girl. Mickey looked over, his expression morphing from one of surprise and shock to a huge smile.

"Hello." His high pitched voice indicated he definitely realized she was awake.

She sat up, mouth gaping. She wanted to hug him. She wanted to cry tears of joy. She was so overwhelmed all she could do was just stare at him. "Riku… I think she's a bigger fan of Mickey than she is of you." Sora tilted his head.

The girl wanted to glomp Mickey. She wanted to hug him and tell him how amazing he was, but she couldn't. Her body just wouldn't respond.

"So the Organization is after you. Do you know why?"

The girl's train of thought was broken, and she shuddered. "Xemnas wants me."

"What for?"

She gagged, "Saix said to be a sex slave." The three cartoons gasped. Kairi looked sick, Riku and Sora already knew so they weren't affected. She shook her head, "I could have sworn Mansex-"

"Mansex?" Mickey raised an eyebrow.

She girl looked at Mickey and giggled. He was so awesome, and cute! "Xemnas can spell Mansex."

Riku and Sora looked at each other, spelling both names, doing the mental literature. Their faces stretched into grins, and then they howled with laughter.

Tal didn't find it amusing. That anagram had been around for years.

Mickey wasn't amused. It wouldn't be dignified for a king to laugh at such a crude nickname. "Please continue."

The girl nodded, basking in the fact that she had his attention. She was also happy that Riku was amused by Xemnas's name. That gave her a happy feeling as well. Any time she could bring joy to her bishonen it made her happy.

"Anyway, I could have sworn Mans- er, heh heh, Xemnas was gay. I mean, come on! The whole Ansem Xenhort thing… totally screams teacher student relationship."

Mickey cleared his throat. "Do you know what's wrong with the universe?"

The girl shook her head. The mouse sighed, and gestured for his guests to take a seat. "The balance of light and darkness has been upset. Because of this heartless are sprouting up in massive numbers. Also, recently due to the fluctuation of the balance, things that were, are now, and things that will, be may never be."

"When did this happen?" Sora's brows drew together.

Mickey assumed a thoughtful pose, his hand cupping his chin. "A little less than a week ago."

Tal began counting on her fingers, before sighing and throwing her hands down. "Well, I have no idea how long I've been here. Ever since I fell into darkness I lost track of time. If I had to take a stab I would say I've been here for three days, four max."

Donald sighed, "Your Majesty, what do we d-"

The fangirl was bubbling over, her desire taking over. She clenched her blankets. "Can I hug you, please!" She stuck out her lower lip. Why did the girl have to ask with Mickey, but just took liberties with Riku? She was a fangirl, she had no restraints in regards to bishies. Mickey was different… Tal just didn't know why. "Please."

Mickey stared, mouth hanging open. Riku picked up the mouse and set him on Tal's lap. "If I have to do it, you do too." He whispered to the mouse. The mouse gaped at Riku.

Tal adorned a grin fitting of the Cheshire cat, and proceeded to hug the mouse, but with care. Unlike Riku, she wasn't sure if she could hurt him. To the fangirl mind, Riku along with any bishie of choice were indestructible. One could not idolize someone that was perishable.

That was why, despite Sephiroth's crazyness, he had such a huge fanbase. The dude just wouldn't die. Other people that are classified under this stipulation: Auron (FFX), Yusuke Urameshi (YYH), Any Dragonball Z and GT characters, and many many more.

Finally the girl had had her fill, and released the mouse. "Sorry about that, you just don't understand. I'm like your biggest fan." She bounced on the bed. Mickey nodded, smiling softly.

Awkward as that experience may have been it wasn't terrible or painful. So this girl was crazy, so was pretty much everyone else in this universe.

"Tal. Could you please tell me how exactly you arrived here?" The mouse sat on the edge of the bed. The girl knew what he meant. Not how she arrived at Disney Castle because he knew that.

He wanted to know how her adventure began. She re-iterated as much as she could, trying to stay chronological.

"So, is my appearance here the cause of all this?"

Mickey jumped up and walked over to a desk. There he picked up some papers, glancing through them. "No. You're presence is irrelevant to what's going on."

"So basically I'm just here as some cosmic joke, and that whether I was absorbed that mass of black ooze or not wouldn't have affected anything?" Mickey nodded. "So, I'm not crucial to anything? Not important?"

Mickey looked apologetic. Tal crossed her arms and glared at the floor. So her presence was inconsequential?

If this was a fanfiction than surely she would have been crucial to the plot. She would be the catalyst for something, or the one who could subdue the danger, and or, totally eradicate it.

"I hate reality." The angry protagonist growled. "So Xemnas is after me because he really is a perv?"

Micky reluctantly nodded. Sora, Riku, and Kairi exchanged glances. Tal's eyes darted to each person, her breathing shallow and rapid. "I'm… useless…?" Everyone shifted awkwardly.

Tal jumped out of the bed, and stormed out of the room, muttering a line of profanities. She was useless to this whole adventure?

"WHY AM I FREAKIN' HERE!?" She screamed stomping down the hall waving her arms about. She was madder than a disturbed hornets nest.

As if it was bad enough that she could barely get Riku to acknowledge her existence, now she was dealing with the fact that everything she did was trivial. Her presence was trifling.

"If this was a freakin' fanfiction I would be adored!" She raged, passing by brooms halting in their work to observe the fanatical raging lunatic. "I would have Axel and Riku feeding grapes to me!" She grabbed one of the brooms shaking it back and forth, "I would be actually liked!"

She wasn't delusional. She knew that Sora tolerated her, and Riku was civil to her because of Kairi. It was easier just to ignore their dislike until the time came when they would suddenly like her.

Ironically Tal hated Kairi's guts, that was, until now. Kairi wasn't a helpless little sissy. She was actually very kind, and very understanding. She made an effort to help this strange girl, despite her misgivings. It was unfortunate for Kairi Square Enix screwed the poor girl over, giving her a terrible back story, and a annoying character.

The redhead had more back bone, and a sharper tongue than one would have guessed. She also had more compassion and common sense. The only thing the girl lacked was skill in videogames, but that was okay. Not everyone could be perfect at everything.

The point of that little digression on Kairi's character was the fact that regardless of Tal's behavior, the redhead backed her up, and helped her.

Tal was banking on the fact that once her role in all this was established as a savior of sorts that everyone else would fall into line and esteem her. It was a simple rule; you cannot hate those who save you. Maybe dislike you, but not hate because you're the one saving their sorry butts.

The girl released the broom, muttering about reality, profanities, and Axel Riku hotness that was now officially un-obtainable.

The protagonist had her first official wake up call. All it took was being told she was as vital to the fate of the worlds as Cynthia McKinny was in the 2008 elections. It's at this time people will go, huh? And it will be stated she is the president for the Green Party. For a more relatable example, Tal is to fate of worlds as Atlantis in KH2 is to buffing levels.

Not only useless, but annoying.

"I am not finny fun!" She growled, stomping down the stairs. Tal did not know where she was going, nor did she care. All she knew was that she had to do something. She could not just stand around waiting for destiny to claim her. She had to grab it by the balls.

"Hey Tal." Tal halted mid step giving the speaker a side glance.

Tal suppressed the urge to fly at the pyro, ready to attach herself to his glorious demi-godlike self in all his non-existent glory. "Great, I'm so angry I'm now imagining that Axel is here because we all know, Axel wouldn't ever come for me! I'm just some crazy fangirl dropped into a universe that has no use for me! Hey Axel, are you here to tell me I'm useless too!" She laughed manically, waving at him and continuing on her journey.

Axel watched the protagonist disappear around the corner. Once she was out of sight he scratched his cheek. "Did I miss something?" A broom walking by stopped and turned to the pyro giving off gestures of a shrug before returning to its original purpose; cleaning.

As far as the pyro knew, this girl was fanatical about him. She worshiped him, wanted his babies, and the first time she met him he couldn't detach her. If she had changed enough to avoid his sexy self then this mission was going to prove to be more difficult, and at the same time the dear pyro felt something akin to worry.

This girl loved him, so did he do something to dissuade her affections? If so that would make obtaining her for Xemnas harder. If he couldn't get the girl for his boss, the terrors that would unfold were enough to make a nobody want to die.

But at the same time Number VIII was also feeling a little miffed. Even though the fan girl was creepy, it was a blow to the ego to be brushed off so… effortlessly. He had to step up his game.

He was freaking Number VIII, Axel the sexy redhead pyro for crying out loud. He gave nobodies a "good" name, and by that it is meant, it was because of him that people loved nobodies… Axel against his better judgment followed the girl from a safe distance.

:-:-:-:

Sora wiggled his eyebrows at Riku grinning like a fool. Riku eyed his friend warily.

"What?"

"Tell her that you'll protect her from Xemnas."

"Why? Shouldn't you do it?"

Sora sighed, face palming himself. "No, you need to do it." Kairi nudged Riku on the back.

"C'mon. Sora's right."

The white haired teen growled, "If I do that, she'll think I like her."

Kairi rolled her eyes, "No she won't. Now do it." She shoved the boy towards the door. Riku stumbled and glared over his shoulder at the red head. She smiled innocently.

"Kairi, if Riku vows to protect her, she will think he likes her." Sora muttered. Kairi nodded, her grin growing.

"I know." Sora looked at her mouth hanging open. He replaced his gaping look with a sly smile. Although the teen wasn't aware, Kairi had the same agenda as Sora, only difference was she knew how to play matchmaker. Sora did not.

Later it would be realized that they nullified each other so if a relationship was to form between Riku and Tal, although that is still undetermined at this time, but if it were to happen, it would be the fates that did it, and not those two friends for whatever Kairi does, Sora will undo.

Neither will ever figure that out though.

Riku exited the room, Sora and Kairi following at a distance. Mickey, Donald, and Goofy decided to give them some space. Apparently Tal had self-worth crisis to work through, and those three didn't know her enough to help her.

Technically Sora, Riku and Kairi weren't really fit to help Tal either considering that they met Tal a little over a day ago, but they had to do something.

-:-:-:-

Tal glared at the chipmunks. "You're telling me that even though you strip, you don't have any booze! What kind of chipmunks are you?"

"Detectives?" The two chirped. "And we're Gummi mechanics!"

Tal face palmed herself. "This is so stupid. Y'know what? I need to go to Pirates of the Caribbean, hey maybe there I could become a pirate and drink rum…" She bit her lip musing the idea. The chipmunks watched her warily. She had been ranting about how worthless she was since she arrived.

The two chipmunks honestly thought the girl should see a head doctor because half of her sentences were random mumblings. In truth they had booze, they just thought the girl was drunk enough sober, so she definitely didn't need any assistance.

Before anyone could bring up the fact that it's Disney, and Disney doesn't have booze, I will bring up the movie Dumbo. Of course there are many more examples, but that one has a very prominate scene.

Disney isn't prudish enough to discourage alcohol, only leave very obvious innuendos.

"Yeah, that's what I'll do. I'll become a pirate because that would give me purpose!" The girl headed for a Gummi ship. This was the umpteenth time that the chipmunks had to discourage her from stealing a ship.

"Tal, you can't go!" Chip cried out. Tal glared at the little rodent that cowered away from the intimidating glare. Dale put his arm around his dear friend, and nodded.

"Well, how else am I supposed to get out of here!?" She fumed.

This was it, Axel's big opening. The pyro sauntered forward with the grace of someone who knew who he was, er… wasn't? "I can help with that." He smirked.

The protagonist went rigid. Her eyes sought the two rodents in front of her that were quaking at the sight of the nobody. "You can see him too?" She squeaked. They nodded.

She slowly turned around, her eyes wide, her movements jerky. It was taking every neuron in her brain to not launch herself at this gift to girls everywhere. This spiky redhead with the perfect tan, and eyes that were blue, no green, no… They were teal.

The nobody waved his hand, smirking his I am Axel, now worship me because I'm that hot.

Tal gaped. There was no way that Axel would come for her, let alone willingly help her, but then here he was. For her! "Axel!" Her body formed its own consciousness as she started for him. She opened her arms wide, ready to embrace his well toned form when sudden images popped into her mind

Particular images of a certain conversation she had with Riku the night prior about being disgusting in particular situations… She stopped right in front of the pyro staring up at him.

The look of surprise on Axel's face was noted. He didn't anticipate the girl halting her advance, and was actually expecting it, and to use it to his advantage by opening a portal and then drag her through before she could resist.

She wanted to tell him of her undying love. She wanted to cuddle with him, and eat sea salt ice cream with him. She opened her mouth to speak, but it wasn't fangirl Tal that had control. It was the real Tal, the one that knew of this so called reality. "Why are you here?"

The girl blinked in surprise. She didn't mean to say that, but it came out before she could stop it. Like how she stopped mid-glomp. She didn't mean too, it just kind of happened.

"I'm here for you." His smirk never faltered.

The protagonist's heart jumped erratically in her chest, but something was off her little smart logical self said. But, that couldn't be true. Axel wouldn't lie to her because he was Axel.

But, her logical self said, remember how evil the Organization really is? Remember how they treated you so coldly when you first met them?

The girl dumbly nodded, her mind fuddled. She wanted to hug the man before him, to be with him but, her rejection wasn't forgotten.

Over the course of the last few days something had changed in the girl. "I… I'm not…" She stepped back from Axel her desires warring with her mind. She put a hand to her head, shaking it slowly. "I'm not special."

Axel laughed, and reached out for her. "Of course you are."

But he didn't sound sincere. Her ears could pick it up, and it made her wary. Why would Axel come after her?

He couldn't love her because Riku didn't love her. She wasn't desirable; she wasn't a savior of sorts. She was just a dimensional hopping teenager that wrote fanfictions about this man and his world, and played videogames. She obsessed about these people and then tried to molest them.

They didn't like her because she was a fangirl.

She reached out and rested her hand on his chest. Of course there was no heartbeat. He was a nobody; he couldn't love.

He… couldn't… love.

She reeled backwards, fear making her sick. "Get away from me!" Logic was kicking in. He worked for Xemnas, feared Xemnas, and would do that man's bidding. He had come to take her to his boss. He was the bait to lure her in.

And now she was alone with him. Chip and Dale were as useful as two left shoes.

The pyro growled, stalking forward. He didn't anticipate this girl becoming intelligent, but it was trivial to him. He was stronger. He composed his face to look hurt, and stepped forward, "Tal, I would never do that to you." She tried to run away, but he was quicker.

He reached forward seizing her by her wrist, and with his free hand formed a portal. "Please, please don't do this. Don't take me to Xemans." She cried, tears flowing down her face, tugging back with all her might.

Axel glanced over his shoulder and froze. Her expression was quite pathetic and struck a chord within him. She vaguely looked like something that conflicted with him. That weighed against his non-existent conscious.

He jumped back, releasing the girl and narrowly dodging a blow from Riku's keyblade. "Tal, you okay?"

The girl nodded, standing up unsteadily. "Why did you come?"

Riku looked over his shoulder smirking, "I'm here to protect you from Xemnas."

The girl's mouth formed a perfect "o" shape.

Axel hissed, and readied his chalkrams. "You sound confident." The pyro smirked, but that smirk was wiped off his face as a keyblade hurtled for his face. He dodged it easily and glared at Sora who retrieved his blade. "Why do you want to protect her from Xemnas anyway? She's insane."

The three teens rolled their eyes and stated in unison, "Because she's our friend."

Tears welled in the protagonists eyes and freely flowed down her cheeks. She barely knew these people but they were already jumping into danger for her sake. They had already come to her rescue even though they could have left her for dead.

"This is getting crowded for me," The pyro smirked, and waved at the girl. "See you soon!" With that departing line, he exited via portal.

The trio rushed to the girl who had fallen to her knees sobbing. The joy she felt was unparalleled, she had finally made friends, and all it took was an almost lethal amount of reality.

Now if only she would be able to consistently hold onto this reality everything might be smooth, but she would have occasional relapses of fangirlism. This story wouldn't be entertaining otherwise.

As of now though, she was very much lucid in regards to her sanity.

She rubbed her eyes to see a hand in front of her face. She looked up to see Riku, holding out his hand. She slowly took it, his hand closed around hers and helped her up. He smiled at her tilting his head.

"We'll protect you from Xemnas, and we'll help you get home."

Tal buried her face into his chest, wrapping her arms around him, sniveling. He gingerly patted her back, but wasn't alarmed.

This hug was different from her others. It wasn't so much of a sign of affection so much as her needing a shoulder to cry on, and if Kairi had been closer, Tal would have cried to her instead.

"Thank you so much, Riku." She didn't squeeze him like she normally did. She just clung to him. "I've done nothing but annoy you but you're so kind. Thank you." She pulled back, wiping away her tears.

Riku smiled encouragingly, "That's what friends are for."

Despite her crazy antics, he was going to help her. They were officially friends. All it took was considerable not glomping, obsessive staring and stalking.

Kairi patted the girl on the back, "Its okay. I'm your friend too." Tal nodded, smiling gratefully. Sora stepped beside Riku, smiling brightly.

"Yeah, we've got your back, and we'll get you home."

This was ground breaking. The fangirl had finally accomplished what she took for granted.

Obtaining friendship of characters from videogames wasn't easy for fans. It was hard, because fans are weird. Fans know too much about the characters, thus fans creep out videogame characters.

Mickey, Donald, and Goofy walked up. "Whelp, we have received reports that there have been unusual fluctuations of darkness in Land of the Dragons."

Goofy nodded, "Maybe if you went there you would find clues." The dog mused.

Tal snorted, "Why would Mulan's world be relevant? It's kind of a minor world after all."

Six pairs of eyes settled on the girl, and she shifted uncomfortably. Comparing the videogame to their reality wasn't brilliant, and chances were that each world was probably significant.

"Um, er, what I mean is…" She scratched her head, smiling widely. "That's um, videogame terminology." Crisis adverted.

Sora turned to Mickey nodding. "We'll go there and see what's up."


Axel exited the portal finding himself at Twilight Town. He naturally came here by default since his exile from the Castle. He couldn't return to the Castle until he had the girl so here he was.

Unknown to the pyro, his best friend transported himself not to far from him, camera poised.

Axel sat himself on the ledge, watching the sun. The pyro sighed, shaking his head. That moment, when she looked up at him, it still bugged him.

She didn't look anything like him, but that look in her eyes, that… pleading soft look. "Roxas." He muttered, cradling his head in his hands.

Why did she have to remind him of Roxas at that moment? He mentally berated himself for getting emotional. He could do this, he could deliver this girl to Xemnas. For the time being, he would watch her from a distance, and when she least expected it, he would know her enough, know her weaknesses and her strengths that he could swoop in and take her.

Then he would deliver her to Xemnas on a silver platter.

Then he would superglue all of Vexen's beakers to his counter top because it was that heartless jerk that rigged this whole mission in the first place.

All Axel had to do was remember that he was a Nobody, and Xemnas was stronger.

Roxas snarled silently. When Axel was alone he was a real bore. Oh wait, Axel just scratched his butt… That was anti-climatic. "Where's the action?" He hissed.

The story continues yay! Sorry about the seriousness at the end of this chapter but I felt it was kind of due, because well… Newton's Third Law and other things.

Before anyone can freak out, Tal will still be fanatical at moments, but she's also going to be more realistic because she's finally come to terms with her role in all of this: She is merely here for the ride. On the bright side she'll get to do things we wish we could.

Now for that special part of the day, serving it up aurdox's way: Shout outs!

Three Cheers For Treason: Love the caps, it adds wonderful emphasis. I'm excited about how Tal's relationship with those three are developing, finally being accepted. I'm glad you loved the scenes where Axel was being attacked for asking about Tal. I think that was my favorite part in last chapter.

We've reached a moot point with Kairi and Sora. Depending on whom's meddling will affect future Tal/Riku relationships; Tikuness as Giant House Key dubbed it, if I remember correctly. I think I'll want Sora to meddle more though (smiles slyly). It just makes us love him more.

I really hope you enjoyed this chapter and thank you for your hilarious review! Tal thanks you too because it's your support that might possibly give her some bishie lovin'

And again, thank you so much for your consistent support! It is really inspiring for me!

daydreamer nightweeper: It makes me very happy to see you enjoy my story. I don't mean to be a stick in the mud but this isn't a self insert… well for me anyway. Maybe it is for other people and if it is and they enjoy it then that's awesome. I'm glad the plot is moving along because I wrote this story without one, lol.

Also, I'm thankful for the suggestion of Ansem and Aqua. I will definitely use that later because I didn't know that until your review. I haven't been keeping up my KH gaming, due to lack of monetary funds because I'm saving up money for my big move (over a 1,000 miles) away from home (shocked look) so I can't afford KH stuff (sniffles) Ah the life of a college student.

I plan to have more fun with Xemnas's character although in hindsight I kind of mutilated his character. He's probably the only one (beside Chip and Dale but can you blame me there?) about the OCCness.

Thank you for your support, and I hope you enjoyed this chapter.

wendy: Please don't die, that would be terrible and I don't know how to revive someone via Internet. I mean, I could try, but then that would probably end up being an epic fail. And about being amazing? Well, thank you, but I don't think I am. I'm just a fan who likes to give other people food for thought through my writing, and entertainment too.

I hope this chapter is up to par with your guys expectations. Now that I'm over the initial awkwardness of actually having to form a plot, hopefully this story will just continue to flow.

Next chapter:

Tal's going to meet Mulan, gender bending fun will ensue, and maybe Tal will finally start fiddling with weapons?

G'night!