Title: Safety First
Prompt: "Safety First. What are you, five?!" Police AU!
Genre: Humor
Rating: T for language.
Beta read by: Sakura's Unicorn
"Sakura! Slow down!" Sasuke gripped the dashboard.
"Stop being such a wuss!" she said as she made a sharp turn and stepped harder on the gas pedal. A determined look glinted in her green eyes, the rush of the pursuit was filling her with adrenaline.
"And put your seatbelt on!" Sasuke admonished his partner.
Sakura smirked. "This is a car chase, Sasuke-kun. Catching the bad guys comes first!" She beat a red light, and nearly hit a pedestrian.
"No!" he shouted. "It's safety first! That's what they taught us in the Police Academy!" Sasuke was usually calm and collected, but Sakura's reckless driving made him lose his self-restraint. She really needed to stop hanging out with Naruto.
She laughed. "Really? I thought it was don't get shot."
Their radio made loud garbled noises. Sasuke picked it up. "Uchiha here."
"BASTARD!" Naruto yelled. "Where's Sakura-chan? Do you have eyes on the target?"
Before he could respond, Sakura snatched the radio from his hands and responded, "Right here, Naruto. I'm hot on their tail. We'll catch this fucker for sure."
Naruto cheered from the other side. "You're awesome, Sakura-chan! Sai and I will cut him off."
"Roger!" Sakura threw the radio back to Sasuke, who caught it with ease.
She continued her reckless driving in pursuit of their target. "Can't you just start shooting at them already?"
Sasuke looked at her incredulously. "No. They're not even shoot—"
BANG! BANG! BANG!
The two of them instinctively ducked down upon hearing the gunfire.
Sakura's lips twisted into a menacing grin. She and Sasuke locked eyes. "Well, now they are."
Sasuke loaded his gun, cocked it, and clicked the safety off. He smirked. "Now, they're in for it."
With a quick nod to Sasuke, Sakura made a sharp left. The car skidded, making the right passenger side face the target's tailgate. Sasuke expertly took aim and released two shots, cleanly hitting his two targets.
As their vehicle came to a stop, Naruto and Sai's car came out from the other street, stopping the target's car.
Sasuke placed his gun back in his holster.
"Hey!" Sakura chided him. "That's a loaded gun. Turn the safety on. Don't be so irresponsible. What are you, five?!"
He smirked and crossed his arms. "Now who's the wuss?"
A/N: Super big thank you to Sakura's Unicorn for beta-reading this! You're an angel.
Wow, it's been a while, hasn't it? I have a bunch of SasuSaku one-shots and drabbles all lined up. Hopefully I can keep my usual one story per week! Please do leave me a review. I love hearing your thoughts about my stories. :)
Have a great weekend.
~ Kairi
