Episode 7
Chris: Last time on Total Smash Action. The two teams had to tap into their funny bone. As they both needed to create a scene that was funny enough for a TV sitcom and to make both Chef and I laugh until our stomachs hurt. But teams seemed to have been mediocre at best, but it was Super Mushrooms amazing humour of getting themselves hurt for put amusement got both Chef and I's approval and they finally won a challenge, ending the Bullet Bills' streak of three victories in a row. And in the end, it was Ryu's seriousness and lack of humour that got him voted off. It also seemed that Luigi and Lucina have made up as Rosalina seems to have caught on to Zelda's plan. But, will they be able to still get along? Can the Bills bounce back from losing their first challenge sine the fist Pirate movie challenge? And what movie genre do we have in store for out teams today? Find our right here, on Total... Smash... Action!
*Intro*
We see the Bills in front of the guys' trailer as they look a little down from losing the last challenge.
Shulk: So... this is what the Mushrooms must of felt like when they lost three challenges then huh?
Marth: Pretty much.
Captain Falcon: We were dominating. We had to more teammates than them. And we blew it.
Samus: Ah come on guys, it's not that bad.
Ganondorf: Oh yeah? And how's do you figure that?
Samus: Because this is the first challenge we've lost since the Pirate movie challenge and you're all acting as if we've just lost every challenge so far.
Fox: Samus is right. We can't be down on ourselves because of one person.
Samus: We need to stick together and show the Mushrooms why we won three challenges in a row.
Shulk: You're right Samus. We should stop moaning and start focusing.
Marth: We'll do whatever we can to help each other.
Captain Falcon: And show the Mushrooms who's the boss.
Ganondorf: I guess I'm in as well.
Samus: Thanks guys. Now let's focus on winning the next challenge.
They cheer as Fox and Samus look at each other and smile.
*Confessions*
Samus: I'm so glad I have Fox. I don't know what I'd do if I wasn't with him. I feel like I would of gone crazy by now.
Fox: I'll admit, I was a little doubtful about winning the next challenge. But when Samus made that speech, I realised I was being a baby. I'm super lucky to have her.
Shulk: I'm glad Fox and Samus have each other's back. I just wish I could have Rosalina's back. I miss her so much.
Ganondorf: Samus and Fox are really string together. No wonder they made it to the last three last year. At least, that's what Dark Pit told me. I need to keep an eye on them. Because they'll probably work together to get to the final two. I need to make sure that doesn't happen.
*End of Confessional*
Then, the Mushrooms walk in front of the Girls trailer, still celebrating their victory.
Ike: Man, winning sure feels good.
Dark Pit: I hear that.
Zelda: Man, that massage place fixed so many knots in my back and shoulder that I never knew I had.
Luigi: I guess they're that good at their jobs.
Zelda: And so are we. I think we're all starting to work together for the first time since the Pirate challenge.
Cloud: Yeah. It's like I can trust you all not to blow any of the challenges.
Ike: *Confused* Uhhh... thanks?
Rosalina: I agree with Zelda. I think we can do anything that we set our minds too.
Zelda: Thank you Rosalina.
They both look at each other with anger. Dark Pit sees this.
*Confessional*
Rosalina: I still don't rust Zelda. Especially what she true to do to Luigi and Lucina. But right now, our team is finally getting along. So I'll put off getting her voted off for now.
Zelda: I despise Rosalina. But since out team is actually getting along finally, I'll need to put off getting her eliminated. No need to rush things.
Dark Pit: Looks like Zelda and Rosalina are having a few problem and probably want to get each other voted off. I'll keep my distance until I know exactly what's going on.
*End of Confessional*
Luigi: I feel like we can take on any challenge that Chris throws as us.
Ike: Yeah. No matter what the genre is/
Chris then appears behind them,
Chris: Oh really?
They all jump in surprise and that gets the attention of the Bills.
Chris: Well I'm glad to hear that you're ready for anything. Because you're next challenge is about to start. Meet me by the stages from the last challenge in an hour. And don't be late. I'm serious.
Chris walks away with a smirk. The teams looks at each other in confusion.
Luigi: Uhh, was he actually serious?
Cloud: I'm not sure. But I feel like we should watch what we say around him.
Dark Pit: No kidding.
Some of the Bills walk up to the Mushrooms as some the Mushrooms go into their trailers or sit outside it.
Fox: Is he mad at you guys?
Ike: Not really sure.
Samus: It is Chris. So he's probably just kidding.
Rosalina: But then again, it is Chris. He's very unpredictable.
Shulk: I can agree to that.
Luigi and Lucina then sneak off behind the girls trailer.
Luigi: Hey.
Lucina: Hey.
Luigi: You know we can't do this all the time.
Lucina: I know. But I just miss you. And this is the best way to catch up and make sure you're okay.
Luigi: Same here.
They kiss and then come back outside in front of the trailers.
Shulk: You two seem to be getting along again.
Lucina: Yeah. It was stupid to argue about stuff that shouldn't affect our relationship.
Luigi: Yeah. I guess we just hated being away from each other. It's the best relationship I could ask to be in with the best girl. I don't want to ruin it.
Lucina: Same here babe.
The kiss again.
Samus: Aww, I'm glad you two decided to patch things up.
Fox: I'm curious though. How did you two start arguing in the first place?
Lucina: I don't really remember.
Luigi: Neither do I. But I'm just happy to be with you again.
Lucina: Same here.
Zelda looks at them with disgust.
*Confessional*
Zelda: It doesn't matter if they're still together. I'm still gonna win this competition. Even if I have to get my own alliance member voted off in the future.
Ganondorf: There's three strong couples in this competition. I need to make sure not to be left behind. Because they'll be making sure their other half doesn't get voted off. So I may need to take matters into my own hands.
Luigi: Being with Lucina again is amazing. I hope we can both get to the final two together.
Lucina: It's nice talking to Luigi again. I can finally be with him when we have free time. At least I hope so. I know how competitive our teams are. So I guess we need to keep sneaking off.
*End of Confessional*
Time has passed and Dark Pit starts to walk away.
Ike: Where are you going Dark Pit?
Dark Pit: To Chris to start the next challenge.
Ike: Wait what?
Dark Pit: Haven't you guys seen the time. It's almost been an hour.
Luigi: You serious?
Chris: *Over a tannoy* Teams, your hour is nearly up. I suggest you get your butts moving or you'll all have to face a punishment. You have five minutes to get here.
The two teams get up and start running to where Chris is. They get to the stages and see Chris waiting in a director's chair.
Chris: Alright, seems like everyone is here. And with a few seconds to spare. I guess that means you're ready for the challenge then.
Cloud: Of course we are.
Chris: Good. Though I'm surprised no one got my little hint of what the today's challenge will be.
Marth: What do you mean?
Chris: When I came to the trailers to tell you about the challenge, I said that I was serious. Because I was acting serious.
Zelda: Wait. So you weren't mad at us?
Chris: Of course not. Though it was funny seeing all so confused. And laughing is the opposite of what I want to be doing during this challenge. Because you're gonna be tackling one of the most popular genres of TV ever. A soap opera.
Captain Falcon: Yes, awesome.
*Confessional*
Fox: *Sighs* I really regret voting off Ryu now.
Shulk: Maybe we shouldn't of voted off Ryu. We probably would have had this challenge in the bag.
Zelda: Falcon was pretty please hearing about today's challenge. Time to help my team win again.
*End of Confessional*
Chris: This is how the challenge will work. Both teams will be given two sets. both the teams will have to do a scene in the place where most of the drama goes on. In a bar. Each team will be allowed to get any props they need in the junk pile over there. You will also need to choose one teammate to be the director and one teammate to be the script writer. However, they cannot be part of the act. It us to the remaining teammates to act out what the director wants. So I'm gonna give you thirty seconds to decide your director and script writer.
Zelda: *Quietly* Hey Falcon. I bet you knew a lot about soap opera. I think you should be the director of your team and make sure they know who's the boss.
Captain Falcon: Yeah you're right.
Chris: And your time starts... now.
Fox: Anyone wanna be the script writer?
Shulk: I can. I've watched quite a few soap opera before.
Captain Falcon: Well I've watched pretty much all of them. So I'm the director.
Samus: It's a team decision Falcon.
Captain Falcon: I know. But I clearly have more knowledge. So it should be me.
Ganondorf: Just let him direct before I kill him.
Samus: Alright, fine.
*Confessional*
Shulk: Where did Falcon's sudden attitude come from. He's never acted like that before.
Samus: Falcon better watch himself. I don't wanna lose this challenge and get mad at him.
Ganondorf: Falcon needs to watch his mot. Otherwise, I'll rip it off of his face.
*End of Confessional*
Dark Pit: So, who'd watched the most dramas.
Zelda: I have. I've watched every episode.
Rosalina: You can be the director then.
Zelda: Uhh, sure. Why not.
Luigi: I'll be the script writer. Mario and I used to love watching soap operas, so I know how they write.
Ike: Okay it's settled.
Cloud: Was it always this easy?
Zelda: Only when there's no one trying to make us lose.
Cloud: That's true.
Chris: Time is up. If you're the director and script writer for your team, raise your hand.
Luigi, Zelda, Captain Falcon and Shulk raise their hands.
Chris: Alright. Then I suggest you get your props and start rehearsing. Because your challenge starts... no!
The teams start rushing and grabbing props and the script writers start writing.
Chris: Who will be the most dramatic team? Will they be able to shock me? And who will win today's mystery prize? Find out after we come back, on Total... Smash... Action!
*Commercials*
Chris: Welcome to Total Smash Action. As you know, both teams need to make a dramatic scene like a soap opera. And it looks like both teams are about to practice. They have about half an hour left, let's see how they're doing.
We see the Mushrooms getting the props ready and reading the script that Luigi had written.
Cloud: Well dang Luigi.
Luigi: What's wrong? Is it bad?
Dark Pit: No, it's really good. But it's super dark
Luigi: To be fair, that is what soap operas are like.
Zelda: Well, we're not gonna get stuff done by sitting here. Let's start rehearsing.
Luigi: But what am I gonna do? I've done my job.
Zelda: Hmmm.
Rosalina: Hey Chris.
Chris: What's up Mushrooms?
Rosalina: Can Luigi be a part of the scene.
Chris: Hmmm. Tell you what, as long as Luigi has no speaking lines and isn't distracting, I'll allow it. The same goes for you too Bills.
Zelda: Alright, let's do this team.
Meanwhile the Bills however are not doing very well.
Captain Falcon: No, no, no. You need to be standing towards me and Chris so that we can see your facial expressions.
Fox: But how will I be able to get the message across if I'm not facing Samus as well making sure Chris can see me.
Captain Falcon: No one cares about your acting ability, you haven't got any. They just need to see your emotions.
Fox: Why you...
Samus: Just leave it babe.
Captain Falcon: To be fair, you're not any better.
Samus: Excuse me!
Marth: Okay, let's all calm down guys.
Captain Falcon: We calm down when I say we calm down.
Shulk: Hey Falcon, I've finished the script.
Fox: Saved by Shulk.
Captain Falcon: What is this crap. This isn't good enough to be a soap opera script.
Ganondorf: Oh for crying out loud.
Shulk: But it's exactly what you asked more.
Captain Falcon: Look, I'll fix it later. Right now, go and stand behind the bar. We need to work on your facial expressions.
Shulk: But... I'm not supposed to be in the scene.
Samus: Actually, Chris said you can be in the scene as long as you don't have any lines.
Captain Falcon: Exactly, now go up there and wait for my direction.
Zelda sees what is happening and gives an evil smirk.
*Confessional*
Zelda: Hmm, seems like my plan is working. But let's give it an extra push.
Ganondorf: I swear, if Falcon speaks to me like that anymore, I'm gonna lose.
Samus: Why is Falcon like this? He's never acted this way before.
Fox: Something isn't right. Falcon wouldn't change his mood so suddenly. Something else is going on here.
*End of Confessional*
Zelda: Hey guys, I'm just going to the bathroom. Just learn your lines while I'm away.
Cloud: Sure.
Zelda goes behind the Bills' scene set and as Ganondorf is walking past she trips him up.
Ganondorf: Ow!
Fox: Ganon. Are you alright?
Ganondorf: Yeah, I think so.
Captain Falcon: Geez, you're so bad you can't even walk properly. What an amateur.
Ganondorf: *Angry* That's it! I'm gonna kill him!
Fox, Shulk and Marth hold him back.
Time flies by again as Chris then uses an air horn.
Chris: Alright teams, your time is up. It's time to act Bills, since you lost the last challenge, you can go first. And... action!
The curtain raise but for a minute they all stand there silence.
Chris: Uhhh, are you guys building up to something?
Fox: No. We don't know out lines
Chris: And why not? Didn't Shulk write a script?
Shulk: I did, but Falcon took it and said he's gonna fix it.
Chris: Let me see that script.
Falcon gives the script to Chris who reads it.
Chris: This is great material. Why wouldn't you act this?
Samus: Because our director decided it wasn't good idea.
Chris: Wow, you really messed up dude.
They look at Falcon in disappointment and Falcon looks sad, realising he made a mistake.
Chris: Well, let's hope the Mushrooms have something to act. Mushrooms, get ready. And... action!
The curtain raises to see Dark Pit get a drink from Luigi and then goes to sit down next to Rosalina.
Rosalina: I can't believe you asked me to marry you.
Dark Pit: I can't believe you said.
Rosalina: I love you.
Dark Pit: I love you too.
They're about to kiss when Ike walk in and grabs Dark Pit's shoulder.
Ike: We need to talk.
Dark Pit: I'll be right back.
Dark Pit follows Ike.
Ike: So where's my half of the money then?
Dark Pit: Look, my guy has still yet to contact me. But once I find out the amount, I promise to let you know and how much you're getting.
Ike: I hope so. Because you know how impatient I am
Ike walks off and Dark Pit goes back to Rosalina.
Rosalina: What was that about?
Dark Pit: Just stuff about his family. Now, where were we.
They go to kiss again but Cloud then storms in and grabs Dark Pit and stands him up.
Cloud: *Angry* So you're the guy my friends have been telling me about.
Dark Pit: What are you talking about?
Cloud: Your girl... is my wife.
Dark Pit: Okay buddy, sure.
Cloud: You think I'm joking? That ring on her finger... is the one I gave to her on our wedding day.
Dark Pit: Is this true?
Rosalina: I didn't think he'd ever find out.
Cloud: Yeah. And now you're both gonna pay.
They start fighting until Cloud pulls out a gun and shoots Dark Pit who falls onto the floor dead. Rosalina sits next to his body and starts crying and the curtain close. Chris and the Bills start clapping and cheering as the Mushrooms take a bow.
Chris: Well, it looks like the Super Mushrooms are the clear winners of today's challenge.
The Mushrooms cheer.
Chris: And as a reward, you guys will be partying with me and the rest of the crew tonight, to celebrate Chef's birthday. Which will have the food and drink you can have.
The Mushrooms cheer again.
Chris: Bills, you will once again have to vote someone off tonight. I'll see you at the ceremony.
Night falls as the Bills are once again in the stands and have casted their votes.
Chris: The results are in. Remember, if you don't get a gilded Chris award, you need to get into the Lameousine and leave the competition. Forever. And the awards go to... Samus, Fox, Marth, Lucina, Shulk and the last gilded Chris goes to... Ganondorf. I can't really say I'm shocked.
Captain Falcon: *Sighs* I'm really sorry guys. I blew it.
Shulk: Nah. It's okay buddy.
Fox: Yeah. Don't worry about. We forgive you.
Samus: Bu I'm curious. Why were you acting the way you were today?
Captain Falcon: Well you see...
Chris: Oh and look at the time. Falcon, no more talking and start walking.
Captain Falcon gets into the Lameousine and it drives away.
Chris: The rest of you are safe. For now. Now go to your trailers and get some shut eye.
They reach the trailers bit Luigi pulls Lucina behind the girls trailer.
Lucina: Luigi? Aren't you going to the party?
Luigi: I have to. Otherwise my team may get suspicious. But I wanted to see you before I left.
Lucina: Aww baby.
They kiss.
Zelda: *Yelling* Hey Luigi, you coming or what?
Luigi: *Yells* I'm coming.
The kiss one more time.
Luigi: I love you.
Lucina: I love you too.
Luigi runs out from behind the trailer and catches up to the rest of his teammates.
Rosalina: There you are. Where we were you?
Luigi: Oh, just went to the bathroom. I couldn't hold it much longer.
Lucina goes back into the trailer but Zelda sees it.
*Confessional*
Zelda: They may think they're sneaky. But I'll catch them. And when I do, they'll both be in trouble and that way, it'll make it easier to get rid of them. Man I am so smart.
*End of Confessional*
Chris: Indeed she is. But, can the Bills find a way to win the next challenge after losing two in a row? Or will the Mushrooms keep on improving their team work and do what the Bills did and win three challenges in a row? And will Chef's party be super amazing?
Chef: You bet your butt it will.
Chris: Find out next time. On Total... Smash... Action!
