Theme 7: the lesson

Wording:

It was almost the end of the school year. All the children were already thinking at the summer holyday, but the teacher was still teaching as well as the beginning of the school year. The lesson was about the genealogy, but the children didn't take a lot of interest about this theme (except TN Honey and Plum Puddin').

-I hate science, Raspberry Tart moaned at the end of the class.

-How can you say a thing like that? TN Honey cried out.

-The lesson is too difficult for us, Strawberry Shortcake explained. "We don't understand anything."

-Maybe you can help us? Huckleberry Pie asked.

-Okay, Puddin' accepted.

-To begin, TN Honey began, "We have all some DNA. DNA is a molecule with all the information about you, like the colour of your skin, of your eyes…

-And your DNA is a mix between the DNA of your two parents, Puddin' completed.

-How can they mix their DNA? Strawberry Shortcake asked.

Plum Puddin' and TN Honey blushed.

-It's a bit difficult…

-We know how they do, but we must not explain it to you.

-All that we can say, Puddin' continued, "Is that at the mix of the two DNA ended by a child."

-So, I'm half of my mother and half of my father? Huckleberry Pie repeated.

-Uh… yes, it's a bit like that.

-Where could we find this DNA? Blueberry Muffin asked.

-The DNA is everywhere in your body! TN honey said.

-Can I mix by myself the DNA of my parents? I dream to have a baby sister, but my parents don't agree.

Everybody laughed.

-It's impossible. To mix their DNA, your parents do something… berry special… to have a child and they are the only ones who can do that.

Blueberry Muffin sighed.

-And what about the twins? Strawberry Shortcake asked.

-I beg your pardon?

-Yes! Raspberry Tart continued. "You explained us how have one child, but the twins are two, right?

-Right, TN Honey answered. "In fact, you have twins by hazard. The berry special action is supposes end by one child, but sometimes it ends by two ones. They are twins.

-We have two categories: the identical twins and the fraternal twins, Puddin' completed.

-I don't see the difference, Strawberry Shortcake said.

-It's easy: the identical twins are one child who increases into two children. We don't know why, it's still a mystery. The two children are perfectly … identical. Instead of that, the fraternal twins are two children make in the same time. They are different, Puddin' explained.

-So, your sister and you are fraternal twins! Blueberry Muffin guessed.

-Exactly.

-You are not alike at all.

TN Honey sniggered.

-I think he knows it.

-Your parents are certainly berry disappointed, aren't they? Blueberry Muffin continued.

-I beg your pardon?!

-Blueberry…

-Yes: the twins have to be alike, but your sister and you are berry different, right? You don't look to be in the same family.

-Do you know what the problem with the identical twins is? Puddin' said a bit curtly. "They are repetitive. When you meet one, you meet the other."

-Puddin', settle down, TN honey advised.

-Thanks to you, I think I understand the lesson, Strawberry Shortcake said.

-If I believe you, I'm blond hair because my mother has blond hair too? Lemon Meringue asked.

-Yes. It's easy!

-For the moment… Puddin' mumbled.

Question: How take interest of the most boring lesson ever?

Answer: Play video games, read a book, write SMS etc. when the teacher is not looking.