"Hey, look what I got!" Chiana says excitedly as she leaps off the pod.

"Ooooh," Vala says, rushing over to see. She grabs for it but Chiana hisses playfully and pulls it away. "A book?" Vala guesses.

"What's a book?" Chiana dances in a circle to keep it out of Vala's reach.

"Food?" Vala tries again.

"No, a game!" Chiana announces.

John and Cam stroll across the cargo bay to meet them. "Finally something to entertain us," Cam says.

"Are you saying you've been bored all this time?" John asks.

"Well no, but I mean entertainment that is not a danger to all of our lives," Cam says.

"Oh yeah, we could use some of that," John agrees.

"Who wants to play!" Chiana shouts with excessive loudness.

"Me!" Vala exclaims while chasing Chiana around the cargo bay.

"Maybe settle down so we can actually play," Daniel suggests. He tries to catch one of them but fails. "Stop running around like crazy before somebody gets hurt."

"Nobody's gonna get hurt, Daniel," Vala says. She collides with Aeryn. "Ow."

"I told you…"

They go to the recreation room. Cam gets a closer look at the box when Chiana sets it on the table.

"Woah, that looks familiar," he says suspiciously. "I ain't getting into no game of Jumanji."

"It's called Slinspa, not Jahmoozi," Jool informs him.

"Jumanji," John corrects. "You know of this game, princess?"

"No, I read the box," Jool says.

"Okay, what are the rules?" Cam asks.

Jool peers at the box. "I don't see any rules."

She goes to open it. John stops her by grabbing her hands. "You sure about this?"

"Geez, what do you guys think is gonna happen?" Chiana asks. Before anyone can stop her she whips the lid off the box…

…And suddenly they are somewhere else.

"This! This is what we thought was gonna happen!" Cam says.

They are in a circular room with three hallways. The walls seem to be made of white light. Aeryn flips out and shoots at the light-walls. Everyone screams and ducks as the shots bounce off the walls and ricochet around the room.

"Aeryn, what the heck are you shootin' at!" John says, grabbing her arms. "Put that away before you kill someone."

Vala, Teal'c, and Daniel are closely scrutinizing the bright walls. "Don't touch the light!" Stark warns.

Vala pokes the light. It zaps her and sends her flying into Cam and Jool. They tumble to the floor. Stark leans down toward Vala and dramatically whispers, "I told you not to touch that."

"You been here before?" Cam asks as he helps Vala and Jool up.

"No," Stark replies. "I feel the souls of the dead…in there." He points at the white light.

"Dead?!" Vala exclaims.

"Maybe you should listen when people tell you not to touch stuff," Daniel says.

Vala sticks her tongue out at him.

"Very mature, Vala."

Aeryn, Chiana, and Jool start to venture down one of the three hallways.

"Woah woah woah." Cam drags them back. "Aren't you concerned about all this?"

"The first thing I did when we got here was be concerned," Aeryn says.

"It's just a game," Chiana tells them.

John steps up. "Are you absolutely sure it's just a game?" he asks.

"Well, yeah," she says. "At least I think so. What else could it be?"

Cam groans.

"Chiana, where did you get it?" John asks slowly.

Chiana avoids eye contact. "I was just shop…" John gives her a look. "…lifting."

"You stole it." John rubs his face. "Aeryn."

"What."

"You didn't see her stealing while you two were on the planet?" John asks.

Chiana cuts in. "Don't blame her, she got in-" Aeryn is making slashing motions across her throat. "-she was busy…"

"Doing what." John taps his foot.

Chiana makes sure Cam is between her and Aeryn. "Fighting."

"You got in a fight? Again, Aeryn!?" John says. "Geez, I can't let you guys go anywhere." He turns to SG-1. "Do you guys ever have these problems?"

"Actually yeess…" Daniel turns to look at Vala. Vala isn't there. "Oh god."

"Always at the most inconvenient times," Teal'c says.

"Vala!" Daniel shouts. "Vala, get your butt back here!"

"Only my butt, Daniel?" Vala calls back.

"Vala, this is not funny, come here now," Daniel orders.

There is no answer. Daniel starts running down the hall. John's right behind him saying, "We shouldn't split up!"

Cam is trying to follow while dragging the uncooperative Chiana, Jool, and Aeryn by their shirts. Stark babbles along behind with Teal'c, who is not listening.

Daniel ungracefully skids around the corner into a normal looking room. John rams into him. Then Cam steam rolls them over onto the ground, dragging the girls down with him. Teal'c and Stark make a slightly more civilized entrance. But only slightly.

Vala is standing in the middle of the room staring at a big diamond sitting on a table. Daniel removes himself from the bottom of the pile with great effort. "Vala, don't you dare-" Vala picks up the diamond. "-touch that…"

The room starts flashing red and a robotic voice says, "Warning! Warning!"

"Put it back," says Daniel. He reaches toward the diamond.

Vala jerks it away and a laser shoots out of the corner and misses her head by a centimeter. It burns a hole through the wall behind her. Jool screams. Vala yelps in surprise, freezing in place.

"Just…just put it back," Daniel says. "Nice and slow."

Vala slowly lowers the diamond toward its stand on the table. Really slow. Really, reeeaally slow. The slightest move can be deadly. Cam sneezes. Vala jumps and the diamond topples out of her hand and onto the floor.

Lasers start shooting. Teal'c and Aeryn flip the table and they all huddle behind it. Jool's screaming. Aeryn's shooting back at the lasers. Cam and John are shouting. Chaos.

"-back through the door!"

"Go! GO!"

"That way, that way, go!"

"Move it, Jool!"

"Jackson, come on!"

They all manage to escape the laser room unhurt.

"You," Cam pants, pointing at Vala. "Do not touch anything else."

Moya

Scorpius and Ba'al cautiously walk through Moya's corridors.

"Pilot," Scorpius says over the comm.

"Scorpius!" Pilot says, surprised. "I don't know how you keep sneaking on board but I wish you would stop."

"No. Where is John Crichton?"

"I am uncertain at this moment," Pilot replies.

"They are on the ship, aren't they?" Ba'al asks.

"Yes," Pilot lies. He actually doesn't know where everyone is right now.

"Tell us where they are," Ba'al demands.

"I…can't," Pilot says.

"Why not," Scorpius growls.

"We were, uh, playing a human game, um, creep-and-seek?" Pilot improvises. "I took the internal sensors offline."

"Then get them back online," Ba'al orders.

"I can't for a couple of arns," Pilot says.

Ba'al slams his fist down on the table. A box catches his attention. "What's that?"

Scorpius glares at the box. "Probably some kind of trap," he says, remembering last time.

"Right, we shouldn't touch it," Ba'al agrees.

Moya rolls suddenly, causing the box to fly off the table. It falls open and Scorpius and Ba'al are no longer on Moya.

"Well, look who it is," John says.

"What sort of trick is this," Scorpius says. "I demand you release us."

"We did not mean to do this, believe me," John says. "We're just as stuck as you are."

Scorpius and Ba'al reach for their weapons.

"Woah-oh-hey!" Cam shouts, startling everyone. "No guns! No. Guns. Bad idea."

Scorpius growls but stops and looks around. "He's right. Pulse fire will bounce off these walls if we miss and possibly hit us instead. I'm surprised you were smart enough to figure that out."

"Oh, we learned the hard way," Cam responds.

"And some of us never learn," John grunts, wrestling Aeryns gun away.

Scorpius growls and takes a step toward them. Chiana squeals at him and tosses her head.

"Let's try communicating using words," Daniel suggests.

"Where are we?" Ba'al asks.

"We do not know," Teal'c answers.

"This was all an accident," John says. "When we get out of here we are throwing that box off the ship along with you two."

"Until then we should work together instead of trying to kill one another," Cam says.

"Who's trying to kill anybody?" Ba'al says, sneaking his knife back where it belongs.

"Fine, we work together," Scorpius says.

"To do what?" Jool asks.

"Escape," John replies.

"How?"

"We're trying to figure that out, haven't you been listening?" Cam says.

"The hallway to the laser room disappeared," Stark randomly points out.

"That's a start," Cam says.

"Maybe there is a puzzle at the end of each hallway that we must complete to be set free," Teal'c says.

"Or all the hallways just disappear and we get stuck in this room for all eternity," Scorpius says.

"That is not the spirit, Mr Pessimistic," John says, overdramatically clapping Scorpius on the shoulder.

They go down another hallway. It leads to another normal looking room but this one is empty. The door closes behind them. Nothing happens.

"Well, that plan didn't work," Ba'al says accusingly.

"Then what's your plan," Vala says.

Ba'al glares. They all stand there in the empty room.

"Maybe we're supposed to do something," Chiana says.

Daniel looks around. "Like what?"

"Maybe we can use your oculars to see things that are invisible." Chiana snatches Daniel's glasses from his face and puts them on herself.

Daniel quickly grabs them back. "They're called glasses, and if they were even capable of that don't you think I would've done it already?"

Chiana blinks at him and rubs her eyes. Teal'c examines the walls. Jool studies the floor. Aeryn peers at the ceiling. Scorpius and Ba'al stand in the middle of the room.

"You guys gonna help or what?" Cam asks as he inspects a corner.

Scorpius growls and bares his teeth. Ba'al glares. (He loves to do that, have you noticed)

Stark opens the door. Everyone stops their close scrutiny of the room and stares. "It wasn't locked," Stark says.

"That's it?" John asks.

They go back down the hallway and it disappears.

"Only one more left," Jool says.

At the end of the last hallway is a big giant open space.

"Maybe we have to cross it?" Vala says.

"I can't even see the other side," Cam says.

"I bet Daniel can, his oculars-"

"Glasses," Daniel says, fending off Chiana's hands grabbing for his face. "And they don't have any magical powers."

"We better get started then," John says.

They start to walk. And walk. And walk. Nothing's happening.

"Look!" Chiana says, breaking the long, boring silence. She holds up a pair of glasses to her face. "Now I have oculars too."

"Glasses," Daniel corrects her for the third time. "What are oculars?"

"Like futuristic high-tech binoculars," John tells him. "Pip, where did you get those anyway?"

"I don't know, they just appeared in my hand," Chiana says, removing the glasses and rubbing at her eyes again.

"They just appeared?" Cam asks disbelievingly. He holds out his hand and a punching balloon appears. "Woah."

Jool eyes the balloon suspiciously. "What is that?"

"Watch." Cam grabs the rubber band and punches the balloon toward her. Jool yelps and jumps away.

"And how is that going to help us escape?" Scorpius asks, squinting at the balloon distrustfully.

"It's not," Cam says. He casually tosses the balloon away behind him. It bounces on Stark's head. He backs away from it nervously. Aeryn jumps in front of him and shoots the balloon, which pops. Jool screams.

"Geez you guys, it was just a balloon, it wasn't gonna kill you," John says. "And you wonder why I didn't take you all to Earth."

"Maybe we can make something appear that will get us out," Daniel says.

"Hmm." Aeryn thinks. A giant gun appears beside her. She shoots it out into the open space. Nothing happens.

"I don't know what it could possibly be that we're supposed to make appear to help us," Ba'al says.

A light saber appears in Teal'c's hand. He does some moves with it and slashes at the ground. Except for a mark on the ground, nothing happens.

Oculars appear in Jool's hand. She looks through them but can't see an exit. Or anything at all, for that matter.

A compass appears in Daniel's hand but all the needle does is spin nonstop.

"Good try," Cam says.

They keep thinking up things that might help them but all their ideas fail. A Batman costume appears on John. "I'm Batman," he says in his deepest voice.

A Robin costume appears on Cam. They are cracking up at themselves. Aeryn and Stark give them funny looks and keep their distance from those fahrbot creeps. Some chocolate appears in Vala's hand and she eats it.

"You are not even trying anymore," Scorpius says.

A baseball cap appears on Scorpius' head. "Lighten up, grasshopper," John says. "Have some fun while we're stuck here. It's not like we're gonna starve to death or anything."

John offers him a donut. Scorpius takes the donut between his finger and thumb and sniffs at it.

Suddenly a giant vacuum cleaner appears behind them threatening to suck them all up. Jool shrieks in terror and they all run. It chases after them.

"Okay, who thought up the giant vacuum cleaner?" Daniel exclaims over the loud vacuum cleaner noise.

"Sorry!" Vala confesses.

"Why?!" Daniel asks.

"I didn't mean to!" Vala replies.

"One time she got her hair stuck in the vacuum cleaner," Cam says.

"Cam! You promised not to tell anyone about that!" Vala shouts.

"Why were you even thinking about that right now!?" Daniel wonders.

"Unimagine it!" Jool screams.

Vala tries. "It's not working!"

"Then imagine something that will stop it!" Chiana says.

"Budong!" Stark shouts.

A miniature budong (which is still unimaginably giant) appears and eats the vacuum cleaner. Then it starts chasing them.

"Darn it, Stark, what the heck is that!" Cam yells.

"Worse than a giant vacuum cleaner, that's what," John says. "Thanks, Stark."

"You're welcome."

"We can't outrun a budong!" Aeryn says.

Suddenly they are in a fast ship flying ahead of the budong. Ba'al stares wide-eyed out the window as the huge monster's teeth are coming at them. "We need to go faster!"

Rocket boosters appear on the back of the ship but the budong still gets closer.

"Stark! Imagine that it's dead!" Daniel says.

Stark imagines. The budong dies. They all sigh in relief.

"That all did not need to happen," Cam says as they land the ship and get out. Still in the middle of nowhere with no exit in sight.

"Can't we just imagine that we're back on Moya?" Jool asks.

They try. It doesn't work.

"We should imagine a door that leads out of here," Teal'c says.

A door appears. Teal'c opens it and they go through back into the rec room on Moya. They quickly restrain Scorpius and Ba'al and throw them back into their marauder all tied up.

"Play nice now," John says, tossing the game box in with them. It lands open as John shuts the hatch and the two villains get pulled back into the game. Moya drops the marauder and starbursts away.

The crew is lounging around in the rec room. "No more stealing weird things you know nothing about and bringing them on board." John points at Chiana.

Chiana laughs and nips at his finger. "But it's fun."

"It's dangerous."

"Well now I'm bored," Chiana says.

"Me too," says Vala.

"We could play a normal, non-dangerous game," Cam says.

"Creep-and-seek?" Pilot suggests.

"Hide-and-seek, Pilot," John says.

"Ooh, I like that one," Chiana says. "I get to be the creeper!"

"You are all the creepers," Pilot says. "And I'm the one that finds you."

"Hide-and-seek," John repeats.

"Only one DRD this time, no cheating, Pilot," Jool says.

"Fine," Pilot says.

The aliens all rush off to scatter around the ship.

"Creep-and-seek?" Daniel asks as the humans and Teal'c walk out more slowly.

"I tried to teach them hide-and-seek and this is what they got from it," John explains. "You know how well they listen."

They pass by where Stark is trying to shove into the maintenance tunnel beside Aeryn. Aeryn pushes him back out. "Go find your own creeping spot."

"Eh, whatever, it's kinda fun," John says. He starts running down the hall. "See you creeping around!"

The members of SG-1 stare at each other for a second and then take off in opposite directions to avoid detection by Pilot's DRD.