-------------Chapter 8----------------
"OMFG Bill Krowlitz you is da fukking sexbomb!" I organed fantastically. Suddenly I got an itch on my nose, but I didn't scratch it because I don't conform to the ideals of society. Bill Krowlitz started flying around in the sky because he vampire, like the songbird heralding the dawn. He told me I looked hot (duhh) but I told him I was in a commited relationship. Then suddenly…he got shot out of the sky!
"NOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" screamed Doctor ecstatically. I paused. I stopped. I looked around to see who had shot him. Then suddenly…it was Master Chief!
"HAHAHA" Master chief . "ME AND THE METROIDS SHALL BE TAKING OVER THE FUTURE THERE IS NO MORE HOPE!" He yelled sexily, like the forest in a silent grove, watching, ever waiting. I thought me and the Doctor were done for but then suddenly…Samus Aran appeared and began shooting the Master Chiefs and the Metroids!
"Run!" Samus screamed dirtily so. "Master chief and the metroids are taking over the future there is no more hope!" came Samus' terrified screams.
Me and doctor ran back to the terdis nonchalantly but it was now…….destroyed! It was being eaten by a semi translucent permeable metroid like a jellyfish sucking the barbaric life of a magnifent whale.
"OMFG NOOOOOOOOOO my tardis is gone!" the doctor oracled.
We surveyed the bloody crappy battlefield, it was dark and moonlight and moonlit, like the songbird heralding the dawn. Me and the doctor sat down to have some tea and biscuits. The biscuits were dry and stale. I thought of Edward. I cried.
"we are stuck here in the future! Unfortunately much for both of us yes, I cannot use my wonderfully extravaganzic superpowers to get us back to my own time! Hmm, yes!" I happily sobbed. The doctor died. I was left alone in quite a predicament. Those gosh darn head crab zombies tried to beautifully much steal my food but we um prevailed, MMM!
Suddenly…a girl jumped down in front of me.
"It is too much for you to be here Helena!" she screamed
"how do you know my name" came my snaky reply.
"I know many things. Ayla fight for you, Ayla not run. Ayla like Fall out Boy Ayla hot cave girl." she exclaimed fruitily.
"Omg Fall Out Boy is one of my most desirable bands list!" I shocked nausily.
"AYLA ALSO LIKE MCR!"
