Tsubaki: Hello to chapter 8 or 9… what chapter is this?
Viola: I think eight.
Tsubaki: Oh…
Jasmine: more dares!
Hannah: Yay! Dares!
must
eat two Cheeseburgers with Chopped Green Chiles and her mouth must go
on fire. Then she gets food poisoning and throws up over
Edgeworth.
2. Trucy reads all of this Phoenix/Edgeworth Yaoi
fanfiction and gets confused and confronts Phoenix about it.
3.
Vera finds a condom but does not know what it's used for and puts it
into her --bleep-- and all the white stuff goes into her --bleep--.
Bonus if the --bleep-- is from Apollo.
4. Trucy meets one of her
biggest stage performence friends, America's Most Wanted Fugitive
Fidel Urbina. They go on a date and then continue however you like.
Google Search Fidel Urbina and click on the amw site link.
~Derek
Tsubaki: oi... Many dares… my head… ok! Let's go!
Maya: hmm…*stares at a bigger with green chilies in it* Burgers!! *eats it and fire comes out of her mouth*
Phoenix: whoa! Watch where you have the fire!
Maya: What fire? *face goes green* Uh oh… I don't feel so good… *throws up on Edgeworth*
Edgeworth: Ugh! You just threw up on my pink silk shirt and cravat!!
Maya: sorry…
Trucy: *goes on the internet and reads the yaoi fanfictions that is about Phoenix/Edgeworth* Umm… daddy?
Hobo-Phoenix: What is it sweetie?
Trucy: Why in this story, were you and Mr. Edgeworth kissing and touching each other?
Hobo-Phoenix: uh… No internet for 5 years!
Trucy: aww…
Vera: *picks up a condom* a tampon! *puts it in her… you-know-what*
Drew: Vera honey, that's Apollo's.
Vera: No, it isn't dad. If it were his, then why would Apollo need a tampon?
Drew: *sighs loudly*
Trucy: Fidel?! Is that you??
Fidel: …Yes it is.
Trucy: Yay! I have a dinner reservation at Tres Bein!
*goes to Tres Bein*
Fidel: I like the food here…
Trucy: I don't… it tastes nasty…
Fidel: Hey, let's go to this dark alley with a weird looking person there. *points to Gant's rape alley*
Trucy: ok…
*No one had seen Trucy for the rest of the night. She came back crying to Phoenix's lap*
Tsubaki: and thank you Derek for the dares! …I think…
Larrykirby
here with more truth or dares but first let me say it was a good
thing I didn't get beat up or whipped and I sure the chances of that
ever happening is 0% (chances of that happening 90%) And Edgeworth
you better had been lucky it was just fangirls under that bridge
because at first I was think about lave under it. Boobs...I
mean Mia(truth)-Did you ever use your boobs to help when a trial and
if you did why didn't you do that when Maya or Pearly summon you to
help Phoenix. Edgeworth(dare)-have an epic battle to the death
with Klavier to see who the better prosecutor Phoenix and
Larry(dare)-Here are some whips for both of you. Now go and whip
Franziska for all those times she whipped you
two. Franziska(dare)-You are not allow to whip back. Thats
it for now and I have a feeling that this is soon going to be the
most popular Phoenix Wright fic. P.S-My small brain just
realize something. I can't be a pedobear due to the fact at that pink
puffballs with Larry hair and jacket don't look anything like a
pedobear as I saw one in a video
~LarryKirby.
Tsubaki: pedobear is the same thing as pedophile since you are trying to make love to a minor so hah!
Larry: boobs? Where?!
Mia: *ah-hem?!* Well… I would've used 'em at the Terry Fawls case but no! I have Grossberg and Diego here saying no! SO…no, I haven't…Yet…
Franziska: I can't whip the two idiots anymore?! FOOLS! This foolish dare of foolishness are so foolish is that I could kill someone with the level of foolishness!
Edgeworth: Oh shut the f*** up! We don't to hear it!
Larry and Phoenix: PAYBACK!!! *whips Franziska senselessly*
Franziska: *falls unconscious*
Tsubaki: wow… Pwnsome!!
YAY! thank you
so much!...you forgot dare number 3 though...and my names yumi as in
yume but yumi instead...man IRIS DATED LARRY! can I put some
more dares in...please...only 4...including the one you missed...just
ignore this if I cant... and edgey have to make out
for as long as possible. the first person to pull away has to go into
the closet with armstrong for the rest of the chapter. 2.
Phoenix has to give pearls and trucy the talk has to
go into the closet with jean. (You can let the loser of no. 1. out
then) 4. I want to hug 21-year-old phoenix! K
bye! Yumi X
Tsubaki: I skipped number 3 for a reason…which I forgotten…heh-heh…
Yumi: make out session!!!
Pearls: *drags edge worth to the center*
Maya: *drags Phoenix*
Phoenix and Edgeworth : *starts making out*
*3 hours later*
Phoenix: *broke the kiss* air!!! *then gets drags away by Maya and throws him into "Club Men"*
Hobo-Phoenix: OK Pearls, Trucy. It is time for the talk.
]*after 5-6 hours*
Trucy: so.. you mean…*cries*
Pearls: see what you did Mr. Nick?! Samurai kick! *Kicks hobo-phoenix*
Apollo: why do I have to go inside the crazed maniac's closet?
Tsubaki: go!
Apollo: *goes inside grumbling and Phoenix comes out with a maid's costume*
Yumi: * gets out of the closet with a maid's closet* Freedom!!!! My first order of freedom is… *hugs 21 year old Pheonix* ha-ha-ha-aha-ha-hah!!
Er...I tried
reviewing earlier but there was something wrong with the computer.
So, if there is an exact copy of the dares submitted by me ealier,
don't mind it. Just ignore it. Here are my list of dares:
Also, thank you for letting me be
your assistant.
1) Franziska is
to find a new way of torturing everyone without her whip. Jean should
'volunteer' to be the test subject.
2) The judge should get off of
his chair. He always seems to be sitting down
3) Angel Starr
should act like a someone who has just been released from a mental
institute and director hotti should act like Jean.
~Jasmine
Tsubaki: you are welcome Jasmine!
Franziska: JEAN! GET OVER HERE!
Jean: oui?
Franziska: Im horny!!!
*all men including Jean hides*
Franziska: That's better…
Udgey: fine! You want me off my chair! * gets off and he is as short as a school desk* Better?!
Ini: Like, attitude much?
Angel: *twitching* is…is that fire? I…I love fire! *laughs maniacally*
Turner: Theres the crazed maniac! Get her!!! * docters captures Angel Starr and Dahlia*
Hotti: Oui oui! I love the strong men! I put these blue bottle that smells nice on me! Oui oui!!
Tsubaki: *looks sick* nasty Hotti!!
has
to read aloud the corniest and sappiest Steel Samurai lines.(With as
much feeling as possible) That's it for now!
has to sing one of his hit
singles in a Blue Badger outfit with a text saying: "I love the
blue badger" to pre-schoolers, and Ema has to watch the whole
thing
3. (I already mentioned this before, but...) Kristoph and
Dahlia have a match to see who is the more dangerous villain. Loser
has to dance caramelldansen while handcuffed to Furio Tigre.
has to recite all the Steel Samurai movies, and say that she hates
them. (no exceptions)
~Hannah
Tsubaki: ok… ok… good for now that is…
Apollo: *ah hem* *insert corny steel samurai quote since I don't really seem to really remember the quotes*
Tsubaki: wow… since I don't know anything… YOUR FREAKIN IMGANATIONS BETCHES!
Klavier: *in a blue badger suit* I love the Blue badger!! *sings Antroquinne, My Love*
*after 5 min.*
Ema: *twitches and falls on the ground*
Tsubaki: she doesn't look to good though…. Oh well…
Kirstoph: Ready to face defeat miss?
Dahlia: In your fucking dreams!
Tsubaki: the match is… to have sex with…Matt Engarde…
Dahlia: My profession! *in a sweet angelic voice* Oh Mr. Endgarde.
Matt: Like what is it?
Dahlia: Do me…please…*puppy eyes*
Matt: like hell! *slaps Dahlia*
Dahlia: Die!!! *kills Matt with 3 clubs and a knife*
Tsubaki: *sigh and revives Matt*
Matt: freaky killer!!
Kristoph: *gives a hypnotic glare at Matt*
Matt: *drags Kristoph to a room*
*after 4 hours*
Matt: my butt….
Kristoph: I win!
Dahlia: bastard…
Viola: *hands cuffed Dahlia to Tigre*
Dahlia: *dances the caramelldansen*
Tigre: Stop dancing!!
Dahlia: you don't shut up, you die! Got that?!
Tigre: yes ma'am…
Maya: Hmm…there is the Steel samurai, Nickel Samurai, Titanuim Samurai, Pink Princesssess… and I HATED THEM!! Better? That sorta killed me inside…
Tsubaki: Who fucking cares?! Its fucking gold!!
Viola: Language.
Tsubaki: Yeah yeah….
Maya: I think that's it…
Tsubaki: Yeah… damn night shift…
Maya: its 3 Am now…
Tsubaki: yeah… BYE!! Oh and people, Spell check your dares or truths or I will not accept them. I am a spelling Nazi and I apologize for it but please! Make it readable!! Bye!!!
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