authors note: Omg i totally agreed with hanamizu-chan sakura is such a u no what!! anyways guys im really excited because i convened my mom to let me take this nihengo class at the colege here and it starts next week!!1 i mean even though I don't need it already fluent ill probably be a rely good resourse to the other students since i know ill know more then the sanzey there. and i can prove that im alredy fluent see "kimetachee wa janoi anbunai dess yaoi kawaii" see i said 'ur not dangreous your a kawaii yaoi!!' which i just proved to you i speak japanaise.

"TASSKEATE! DESS!" (thats help) screamed kakashi from inside the castle. Naruto and Sasuke knew that he was in trouble cuz he was with sakura!!! and he was with sakura because then naruto and sasuke saw her there!! and she was sucking the magic out of sai so that she could be a more powerful ninja but ill bet she was still mad because even all of sai's magic culdnt make her not ugly LOL!!!

naruto knew he had to save sai or else he could never feel his lips again. so he took out his slender, glearing katana and said "SAKURA YOU BAKA I WILL KOROZU (kill) YOU DATEBAOYOOO!" and stabed her through her big smelly head. then she sed "noo i will get anata (you) back for this!!!" but no one believed her cuz she was so stupid. by then naruto's chest hole had healed all the way so he felt better. then he noticed that sai was really sexy and his korurko started to hurt because he still loved sasuke but he wanted to be with say to. so he pretended to have to go to the bathroom and he took sai with him!!

"what are you doing!" said sai enticingly as they prtended to go back to the forest. "i want anata like a thirsty rose that needs water or else it will kill itself out of sorrow" sed naruto as he took sais shirt off sensationaly. then naruto said "wow you have a sexy chest" because he did have a sexy chest!!!

But then sai said "i bet not as sexy as yours" which made naruto blush and he looked cuter that way which turned sai on. then they took off each others shirts and pants, reaveling just their sweaty thongs and heavanly bodies!!! but naruto still didnt' want to hurt sasukes feelings!
what will he sooh-rooh (do)??